#Relate to me dammit

[starkitten101]

Made this in like a minute out of frustration over a couple memories. Is this anything

[celestial-castiel]

ohmygod Castiel just needs a hug. all the time. he wants to hug his friends because he cares about them but they're Dudes and don't do affection omg these sad men are gonna be the death of meeeee *sobs*

[hakusins]

cw // tattoos, piercings

why are they so loud about liking blondes .... i haven't slept in months pLEASE (<- not a blonde enjoyer)

even the version thats not in DOL universe likes blondes too 😭😭😭

slight cameo of whitney the faithful that belongs to moosen/jdolh !! (no tag cause its just smol cameo 😭)

[vinniesasslicker1]

My mom found out about my witchcraft and she said “Don’t be bringing no fuckin devils n shit up in my house n having damn orgies” *Sigh*

I’m so glad I’m moving out next month

[akai-anna]

Round 8

Round: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8

[musicrunsthroughmysoul]

I fucking love singing 'Til Tuesday songs at the top of my lungs. (Not really at the top of my lungs, but I would if I could.)

[scoups4lyfe]

I’ll try and finish my ep 1 Gavv liveblog soon

Also, tell me why me just trying to live my normal life is like fighting the hunger meter in minecraft.

My stupid fooking sugar is nerfing me rn holy fvck.

Me:

[spearxwind]

i'm an it/its pronouns user myself so when i thought i remembered you going "adri is he/it" i was like well it doesnt seem like anyone else has used those for it yet so i will >:) need more things with an it as a protagonist (off the top of my head i know of like one very short series)

YESSSS youre literally so valid genuinely

I usually just use he for it because of habit, but also bc it sells the illusion as well :) Even despite pronouns and appearance Adri is 100% genderless (its a Thing, and also not even alive) so using 'he' when referring to it is basically 100% what it wants you to do

[hakusins]

finally met wren and haha im in danger

[frau-wilhelm-klink]

Okay, I'm still on my social media hiatus, but I had to share this.

Context: Me and my dad both watch a certain YouTuber, and after hearing him (in good fun) call Alaska "a war crime sandwich", have decided to henceforth refer to it as such. Which, as an Alaskan, I can honestly say really is a fitting description😂 We also affectionately refer to Canada as "our friendly neighborhood war criminals" and regularly make World War II jokes. (Also in good fun, of course, especially since I have Canadian friends.)

So I was in the kitchen with my mom the other day, and she showed me these baking chips made by Hershey's. Now that wouldn't be anything out of the ordinary by itself...but these weren't your standard chocolate or whatever. They were cream cheese flavored. Well, my dad hears the words "cream cheese" and comes over to investigate. Man takes one look at those chocolate chips and gets this kinda dopey, adorable 'er?' expression like dogs get on his face while he cocks his head to the side, trying to figure out what the heck he's looking at.

Me, noticing this: "They're cream cheese chocolate chips, Dad."

Him, pulling a face: "Cream...cheese...chocolate?"

Me: "Yeah. Guess Mom needs them for some recipes she wants to make or something, I dunno. I'm just here to eat the food."

Him, without any hesitation at all: "What in the Geneva Convention?"

Me, promptly snorting tea out my nose: "DAD!"

Him, seeing his opportunity and taking it: "No, no. You see this?" *tapping the bag* "This is a war crime! Cream cheese should not be combined with chocolate. Who let the Canadians in here?!?"

Me: *is too busy wheezing with laughter and trying not to die*

My mom: *just rolls her eyes because she's used to us*

My brother, walking into the room: "Nobody expects the Canadians any more than they do the Spanish Inquisition."

Him, chuckling and looking at me: "Now see here, you call that Canadian friend of yours and tell her to keep her war crimes on her own damned side of the border! If we need some, we know who to call. We aren't taking our business anywhere else."

Me, already knowing he's talking about ✨️Quality Literature✨️ Anna: "I'd love to, I really would...but I ain't got her phone number. Best I can do is Discord."

Him: "That works." *pauses* "You okay, by the way?"

Me: "Yeah." *dryly* "But thanks for asking when I was literally choking. I could have died, you know."

Him: "And yet you didn't, huh?" *claps me on the shoulder* "Besides, I know you, darlin'. You won't even consider letting yourself die unless you're doing something 'cool'. Which I hope never happens, because I'd miss you."

Me: "Well." *shrugs and laughs* "I'm glad you'd miss me, though, and that you have so much faith in me."

Him: "That, and it's not like I could get rid of you that easily anyway, even if I wanted to. I know; I've tried."

Me: "...Come again?"

Him: "Yep. I've tried to give you away to the parents of some of your friends over the years, but they wouldn't take you, so..." *dramatic sigh* "I guess I'm stuck with you as my daughter instead."

Me, sounding faux-offended: "Wowwww. Thanks, Dad. Really appreciate the love and support there."

Him, grinning: "You're welcome."

You guys, I was howling🤣 (Can confirm that cold tea doesn't feel any better when snorted out one's nose then warm tea does, by the way.) Although I guess I shouldn't be too surprised, considering this is the same man who - out of the blue, mind you - texted me 'HAPPY WW2 VICTORY DAY!!' on May 7th, followed by an additional text that said, 'In Europe.' The history buff in me greatly appreciated the clarification😂 He's also the same one I had this short conversation with back in March:

In conclusion, my dad is quite a character, but I still love him😂 We definitely stan affectionate harassment in this household!

[marshmellowtea]

another point in favor of my "max and sandra just aren't allowed to kiss onstage and that's why they don't kiss in harper's locket" is the fact that robert actively stops sandra and jonathan from kissing in ppgw. stopping sandra and her partner from being too horny onstage is clearly a tradition at this point ghkldsjfklds

[waitineedaname]

anyway. back to my regularly scheduled idiot posting. I got left alone with my thoughts too long earlier and started thinking about greed and how he's positioned between the other homunculi and humans. none of the other homunculi show off their ouroboros tattoos as much as he does. they don't particularly hide their tattoos (except when in disguise/not counting wrath) but greed LOVES showing off his tattoo, it's the first thing he does when introducing himself constantly. he's also the first one to proudly declare he's a homunculus, despite having distanced himself from the rest of the homunculi

at the same time, he immediately draws an association between himself and human beings. he describes himself as an artificially made human, which is the literal definition of what a homunculus is, and his willingness to explain how he's not that far from humans (his body structurally being the same as a human, describing himself as sturdier than most but not truly immortal) is what allows ed to figure out his weakness. meanwhile the other homunculi would literally rather die than position themselves as at all similar to humans. this is consistent with the fact that all the other homunculi, at best, look down on humanity, and at worst, feel intense contempt for humans, meanwhile greed seems to be amused by humans, if not outright fond of them

idk i just think it's interesting that the rest of the homunculi completely divorce themselves from humanity and position themselves as superior, but greed is the one to actually embrace the definition of homunculus as an artificial human

[admin-courtneys-corner]

on the note of you not keeping up with highschoolers

for legal reasons

how old is your zinnia-

19. last i checked…its been….two years..? oh right…i should update the age in my pinned post…

….she lied to me about a lot of things…but i don’t think she’s coordinated enough to fake what little legal records she had…

[ilkkawhat]

Sorry to hear about your shit day, been there done that ;-;

How 'bout gifing (giffing? whatever the verb is) of that scene in ep3 s2 of Sorjonen when Niko mentions the killer clowns? He looks so embarrassed when Kari mocks him. He's so fucking stupid, I love him.

ooh yes! thanks for the idea :)

[misty-moth]

Dazai’s always making nicknames for the other residents and no one made one for him, so he made up his own and no one uses it and it’s so relatable that I just 🫠🫠🫠

[caguaydreams]

Got these today from two different people at a local artists market. They a make a perfect pair, I should've bought 20