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deadghosy · 9 months ago

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How would (Separate) Hazbin hotel (Demons &Angel) react to a green thumb gardener whose elegant, classy and attractive and she went to hell by mistake but it was a happy one (She's not completely weak as she has her plant to protect her and everything)

HAZBIN HOTEL X GARDENER! READER

prompt: a common mistake made demons and angels swoon over a gardener who just wants to take care of her/his plants

cw! Sir Pentious is alive for this so he can witness your beauty in flowers💗

note! I listened to Lana Del Rey while making this lol.

HELL

You didn’t know you were supposed to be in heaven as you started your own flower shop. It was the biggest know hell flower store with actual flowers.

You were practically poison ivy, but more kind and definitely calmer. Hell, even some of your regulars call you poison ivy. Mostly because if people touch you metaphorically the wrong way, then you technically show them a harsher side of you. Literally, a plant impaled a sinner trying to rob your store.

What you didn’t except to get friends or even people interested into you as you just have a normal as shop you dreamed of before dying.

“Welcome to my flower shop, what can I help you with?” You said with a soft smile as a flower vine is watering other flowers in the background. Some imps, sinners, and hell borns go all the way to just see you and your flowers.

I can see you wearing a flower crown or just flowers in your hair. Like dead ass giving rapunzel. Possibly so, your alive flowers and vines had made that for you as you worked.

You most definitely wear those cute gardening outfits like overalls or those dresses if you prefer one of them or both.

See this is what I can imagine, I can imagine the whole damn hotel having a flower competition and you show up with a big ass plant with a neat pink bow on it 😭. You definitely had a smile as you drank tea with a secret smirk.

I can see you visiting the hotel Charlie has as she invited you to do some flower decor for a reopening of the hotel.

Imagine how pissed you were when a couple of sinners came in to make your shop look like shit. But you wasn’t gonna stand for it as you raised your hand grabbing the sinners by their necks with vines. “If you want flowers, I wouldn’t mind making you a funeral for you to have some.” You said with venom as the sinner practically shitted themselves as they were thrown out the windows of your shop.

A sinner had thrown a Molotov cocktail once in your shop all because he thought it was weird to have a “girly” flower shop in hell. As the fire spreads in your shop, you sighed having plant vines cover you in a big ball as one of the vine slither to find the culprit. After finding the culprit, you forced them to clean your shop since killing someone for such a petty crime like that in your opinion isn’t worth killing. You can always make a new shop and fix it.

Vaggie most definitely knows you as you hooked her up with flowers that Charlie might like. You told her Charlie seems like a simple girl would just like roses since they represent romance. And basically it was Vaggie and Charlie’s date night. And it was a success.

Angel dust loves how you don’t judge him for who he is by his work. But he definitely loves how you two gossip over some tea, well he drinks while you drink tea or water. You are like an older sister/brother figure to him. He loves resting in your bean bag you have in the back, he could just come in and and lay down straight.

I headcannon your whole palette to be like green, pink, yellow and white. Literally just spring ass colors to seem classy with your flower shop.

I can imagine you having the personality of applejack but more of a flower and gardening person as gardener! Reader were most definitely born in the south. Like I can imagine reader to be a mix of applejack, rarity, fluttershy but 100% of applejack’s honesty and a lot of Rarity’s elegance.

Niffty adores you! Literally she goes in your store to rant about she wants the hotel to smell fresh and ready. And you hook a sista up with how you give her scented plug in. She immediately starts worshipping you like Alastor which makes Alastor raise a brow seeing a shine of you in her room and drawings of you.

Charlie immediately loves how vaggie and angel ador you and find you as a loyal friend. She would love to have you at the hotel as a resident. She could even beg Alastor or her dad to make a flower shop for you to even stay longer by briding. She would also try to become your friend for her to succeed.

Sir Pentious went to your store to apologize again to Alastor as he felt that Alastor didn’t forgave him. He was scared you weren’t a kind “sinner” that only had a flower shop to scam people for their money. But when you spoke with kindness and care towards the snake demon. He felt calm in your presence, to the point when he got his flowers. He gave you one which made you smile at him and put it in your hair. He blushed and ran off.

The egg boiz love too appear in your store as their boss, penthouse is very nervous to talk to such an attractive person like you. You welcome the eggz to your humble store as you give them flowers to give back to the hotel staffs.

Angel and Cherri most definitely asked you to give them flowers to match their personality. You gave them both a Carnation flower which you thought was good for their personality. Or even a Lilly.

Husk kept seeing the crew leave the hotel to see them come back with flowers. He grumble confused at why they kept getting flowers. That is until he asked Charlie, and Charlie ranted about what a beauty and how kind you are. Husk raised a brow thinking you were putting up an act, so he went to see you. Let’s just say he got a rose coming back with a soft smile and a purr.

The Vee’s heard about you, Vox heard about you first and looked you up to see you are a popular florist and gardener with the power of Chlorokinesis. The power to mentally and physically control flowers. Vox smirked hearing about your 5 star rating shop. If it was that high ranked with people commenting it on yelp saying you were the best business to be at. You definitely got his attention at most.

Lucifer went to your store for some flowers to give to his daughter, and when he heard how amazing your store was. He went to se it himself. He definitely felt your pure spirit making him stumble into confusion on why you weren’t in heaven already. But he got his flowers and felt with a cup of tea you gave him. He shortly came back at the end of the day to give you his own flowers as he smiled with a snake smile and left leaving a note that says, “you’re welcome to come stay at the hotel! :)”

Alastor finally decided to meet you after hearing all the good things you did for the hotel and for the staff. He must say he was jealous how you won their hearts so damn quickly. He went to your store to see what’s all the fuss about and got hit with a lavender scent in his nose. He covered it as he wasn’t use to such sweet smell in hell as it’s filled with fire and blood. And there you were sitting there with a smile as warm plate of teas sat by you. You welcomed him as he made chat with you to find your heart pure with gold. He also left with a rose and a genuine smile.

I imagine how sweet you get your own flowers by regulars and your friends at the hotel as they love your passion about plants.

Headcannon on Gardner! Reader to be a Lana Del Rey fan as the song to match her/him is “born to die” 💗🦆

Vox was obviously the first Vee to meet you face to face as he had researched you so many times on the internet to get any scoop of you to only end up with an empty hand. So he decided to see you in person and smile with a charming one to see you greet him with a smile and show him the recommended flowers for loved one and family. He was not into the flowers as he watched the plant vines in the back work like hands. He smirks trying to use his hypnosis, but failed greatly as a flower in a vase covered his sighting of you. Thanks to your plant vines.

Velvette was the second one to come to your store as she was not impressed at how “boring and plain” it was in your shop. She was snarky about the decor and gave you tips on how to make it “pop” in here. You just smiled, and with a snap of your fingers, the decor changed to a more fashionable flower place. It made the female Vee almost drop her jaw and composure. But she can’t let some flower store shock her. So she left with one last snarky comment under her breath.

Valentino definitely came in last to see what was up with your whole popularity of your “business” of flowers as he was so busy working his porn industry. So when he walked in yo see you reaching for some flower seeds to get for a customer. He grabbed your waist, wanting to seem flirty only for it to backfire as a vine punches him away from you. You already knew who this bastard was, and you weren’t gonna let him get you like how he got angel. So during his entire visit at your shop, you made it a living hell. Literally.

I can see the Vee’s coming back every weekday to try and get you to be their little flower pet, but you ain’t buying it. 😘

You most definitely have a vine hammock in the corner of your store as you just sit there and nap during your breaks.

Imagine how cool and sweet you are to the imp and hell born children that come to visit your store for father day and mother day. Hell, even valentines days

I can headcannon that gardener! Reader has once in their hell life down there had to drag out a rude Karen ass bitch by their hair. You fuck with their plants, you fuck with them.

Imagine how chill you are just sipping tea as your plants and vines attack some dude trying to steal your sunflower seeds. Yeah, no one gets out without being traumatized by plants 😍

You came into the hotel once and immediately got love bombed by everyone. But not in a manipulate way, they just appreciate how amazing you are to people even the staff at most. They go as far to throw you a “welcoming” party 💗

Lucifer had most definitely sent ducks with mini flower crowns and a Gardner duck to you as he finds you very elegant and beautiful in your own way. He even accidentally tries to court you with his wings when he leans against at the front desk of your store staring into your eyes.

HEAVEN

Adam had eventually was sent to take you back into heaven as sera realized her mistake. You willingly went with Adam who smirked at your sweet smile and took you up by your hand. Like, let’s say whatever happened in the hell section didn’t happen as you just had a bad time in hell itself.

St. Peter immediately greets you, making feel welcome to your new home. He even baked you cookies with a smiley face. He tries to make chit chat with you when he isn’t on duty getting people into the gates. He literally visits your workplace in the flower store you own, bringing cookies, making sure you are okay. Hell-, I meannn heaven gods..he must be a househusband cause GYATT DAMN this man is making sure you are well and healthy in heaven’s care. 💗💗

Sera most definitely have showed you around heaven with a please smile to see a Gardner. You would’ve been great for the Garden of Eden, is what she says in her head as you smile at the trees and potted plants around. You even showed the seraphim your powers, and she must say that she was pleased and made you a gardener around heaven and even your own garden shop and house.

Emily most definitely tries to go visit you everyday to try and find flowers that match you so you can be surprise when she buys you flowers herself. You and Emily definitely have a sibling relationship at most because of how she looks up to you in a gardening way as she also wants to impress you by making her own garden and green house. She also makes sure you take breaks as she wants to help with the customers as you take a break in the back. Your friendship with her is so wholesome and lovely.

Adam likes how classy you are, you don’t even cuss him out when you are angry at him. You just put your hand in his face and walk away. Sassy, but classy enough to not curse someone the fuck out. Yeah sure that might’ve turned him on a bit at how hot and “bitchy” that was of you. Cause no one has ever rejected the “Dickmaster”. So it was his duty to make you his friend…sorta😨. But it’s all fun and games at how you guys are like frenemies at most since Adam actually can’t stand you, but still flirts at how attractive and kind you are. Hell even strong minded.

The angels absolutely love coming in your store! They find every single plant and flower you made incredible. You practically almost run out of business when it’s Valentine’s Day, Mother’s Day, and Father’s Day. But you can’t complain when they leave so much heaven bucks for you to get more plant seeds and such. The angels also love how pure of gold your heart is as you even give some off free for the heaven borns and winners.

Big headcannon on how your Gardner outfit in heaven, the palette is a soft green and pink pastel. But Adam and Sera had thought about you wearing a gold, white, and blue type of Gardner outfit. They want you to stay pure and mighty.

OOOH IMAGINE HAVING CUTE ASS WHITE GLOVES 😭😭 LIKE THEY HAVE THOSE STITCHED IN GOLD THREADS AND LIKE THEY ARE SO CUTE AND COMFY INSIDEEE💗💗

Since i headcannon that Gardner! Reader to be a damn Lana Del Rey fan, their song that matches them in heaven is “young and beautiful.” As you are young and beautiful and mostly, you’re in heaven.

Literally imagine Adam just shows up to just degrade you, but it doesn’t work as you just sit there reading your daily newspaper or on your phone to just see plant and gardening instagram from earth and heaven. Adam pouts or even scoffs before taking your phone and acting like a fussy cat wanting attention.

You really don’t give a fuck about Adam but he definitely gives a fuck about you.

The angels sometimes ships you with Adam, but they also ship you with st.peter at how he is basically the house husband and you are the girl boss who works their ass off😭

Lute and Adam are definitely the type to be those teens who visit their local market..dead ass when they are free they just come to your store and just start “window shopping”…but really they just either want to mess with you or actually know about your day.

I can see you literally just chilling, and Adam busts open the store door that has that jingle bell on it so harsh and all he says is. “Wassup bitch!” With his usual grin and a soda cup as you just groan annoyed.

St.peter literally tried to work beside you ok his days off to just see how “calming” your job is. Until rush hour comes😭 that’s when hell itself unleashes with people wanting to grab any scented flower candles and flowers for theirselves. Have mercy on Peter’s soul that he doesn’t get grabbed and clawed all because he said that the last product was in the back. 😭😭

Imagine how cute your damn angel wings must be. Cause I imagine them to be some god damn fairy wings to match a beautiful aesthetic with your flower and gardening store.

I headcannon you actually had thrown Adam like how vaggie thrown the staff like in the episode of “scramble eggs.”

lol I can see you just slapping Adam with your plant vine because of one misogynist joke he made. He had the most whip lashed mark on his face. He stopped making those fücking jokes like that as he just flinches as a vine comes near him. “WALK HIM LIKE A DOGGG!!” 😘😍

Sera loves gaining flowers from you as the angelic guards bring them in as she is doing her work.

Emily also feels the same way as she smiles and makes the guard send you flowers as well for a thank you. 💗🥺 please give this sweet baby a note back saying you appreciate her damn note so much..

Imagine having a whole tea and cookie station by your front desk where people pay. Like they get a nice drink and a snack in case they were hungry and thirsty from their trip to here. 😘☀️ you care about your customers and regulars deeply.

St. Peter had one time mistook the glass doors to be opened and fell back so dramatically onto his ass, he might as well confirm himself as dead 💀

Emily most definitely actually tried to grow a plant or flower to show you how much she learnt from you, only for the damn thing to fail. She wanted to cry and shrivel up in disappointment, but you taught her and help fixed her mistake on what she did at most.

Lute most definitely acts better without Adam, of course she could act better with Adam. It’s just that Adam is her home dog, and she is Adam’s homegirl. So of course they are besties. So with Adam not interfering with you and lute talking one on one for the first time. You two get quite long to the point she grabs your hands and smile. Leaving with a flower you gave her.

Your plants just causally changing into the liked flower of the customer or regular due to your plant magic on sensing what flowers they like supposedly💗

Headcannon on how short you are. Literally you are shorter than lute to Adam and Emily. It’s really funny but to you, it’s annoying asf since Adam picks you up like a stray cat found at the front porch ready to be taken in.

Emily and sera would have tea time with you definitely. Or coffee if they prefer. You don’t gossip of course but just lift each other up and talk about hanging out later in the days or weeks later. Heck even the day later maybe if Emily is very eager.

Lute most definitely had thrown flowers in your face as she isn’t use to showing affection towards a person she actually admires. Yeah she admires Adam, as a boss and best friend. But there is something about you that makes her stumble on her words.

You had to actually stay home once, forced by sera who got told by Adam you were overworking yourself. Adam and sera hated it as sera showed go to your job looking serious. Forcing you to stay in bed until you had a good sleep for the week.

Imagine just gardener! Reader literally accidentally making Adam spit out a four leaf clover as they were saying a spell in Latin to have four leaf clovers for St. Patrick’s day.

I headcannon Adam sometimes tries to court you with his wings, and you are confused as hell as you aren’t use to being courted by some fucking feathers.

I can see you having a potted plant pet beside you. It was practically a sapling as it smiled with heaven magic and told positive affirmations to waking customers. It’s so fuckin adorable

I imagine you just sleeping as your overworked at your store and Adam comes in pissed off you didn’t come home. So he literally picks you up over his shoulder and walks Home. He has the damn key to your house but he decides to just go to his house and lay you on his bed as he sleeps on the couch grumbling.

St.Peter, after that little incident with him walking into a glass door. This mofo literally puts his hands out towards any glass door 😭 like a little kid being traumatized after a glass maze. It’s so funny but so sad.

A young heaven born had brought you back a freaking flower crown in your most favorite flowers and you were so amazed. You gave the small little angel a flower crown of their own.

The visits are always welcomed to your store as Adam brings you his own set of flowers to try to impress you. 💗 you snickered seeing the note that says, “i hope you like it..bitch. *middle finger drawing* I heard this plant was your favorite.” Sweet, but sour ass motherfuker. 😭😭

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animebaby00 · 3 years ago

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FANFIC MASTERLIST

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As a fanfiction writer, I think it's high time that I make one of these. Hopefully this makes things easier if you have preferences <3

(Most of these are here on Tumblr while a select few are only available on my AO3 account because of length and chapter amount with links I have posted in the past. I'll provide them here as well to the full story and or chapter where appropriate according to the key below.)

Key~~~

❤️ - Romance ☁️ - Fluff

🥀 - Angst 🩹- Hurt/Comfort 🖤 - Smut/NSFW

⭐ - Character x Character (Normal and or Romance)

💕- Character x Reader 😷 - Sickfic

🧡 - Headcannons/Scenarios

💗 - Omegaverse/Mpreg 🎉- For the Holidays

🖥️ - Link to AO3 💝 - Written Per Request

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My Hero Academia

No Buts to the Pumpkin Guts (Katsuki Bakugou x Reader) - ❤️☁️💕🎉

Beach Bang (Izuku Midoriya x Ochako Uraraka) - ❤️🖤⭐💝

Photoshoots and Bathing Suits (Izuku Midoriya x Ochako Uraraka) - ❤️🖤⭐💝

I Don't Deserve It (Shoto Todoroki x Izuku Midoriya) - Part 1, Part 2, Part 3(FINAL) - ☁️🩹⭐😷

Fruit Punch - Honeydew - (Izuku Midoriya x Reader) - ❤️☁️💕🖥️

Fruit Punch - Watermelon - (Eijirou Kirishima x Reader) - ❤️🖤💕🖥️

Fuzzy Socks (Shoto Todoroki x Reader) - ☁️💕

If You Fall Back, I'll Catch You (Izuku Midoriya x Reader) - ❤️☁️🩹💕

Fruit Punch - Orange - (Bakugou Katsuki x Reader) - ❤️☁️💕

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Halloween Date With the MHA Boys + Their Favorite Candies - ❤️☁️💕🧡🎉

Breakdown, Build Up (Izuku Midoriya x Reader) - ❤️🥀🩹💕

Haikyuu!!

Waking Up Their S/O And Bringing Them Breakfast in Bed (Shoyo Hinata, Tobio Kageyama, and Koushi Sugawara)- ❤️💕☁️🧡

Fruit Punch - Blackberry - (Tobio Kageyama x Reader) - ❤️☁️💕🖥️

Fruit Punch - Starfruit - (Kei Tsukishima x Reader) - ☁️💕🖥️

I Call Bullshit (Shoyo Hinata x Tobio Kageyama) - Part 1 , Part 2 (FINAL) -❤️☁️⭐😷

Barbeques and Boundaries - (Koushi Sugawara x IBS! Reader - ❤️☁️🩹💕

Fruit Punch - Brown Pear - (Asahi Azumane x Reader) - ♥️☁️💕🖥️

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Hunter x Hunter

Fruit Punch - Cranberry - (Kurapika x Reader) - ❤️🖤💕🖥️

Fruit Punch - Plum - (Killua Zoldyck x Reader) - ❤️☁️💕🖥️

She Has Your Eyes (Gon Freeces x Killua Zoldyck) - ☁️🩹⭐

When Their S/O Accidentally Hurts Themselves (Gon Freeces, Killua Zoldyck, Kurapika) - ☁️💕🧡

Scarlet Nights (Kurapika x Female Reader) - ❤️☁️🩹💕🎉

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Yuri!!! On Ice

Footprints in the Sand (Yuuri Katsuki x Victor Nikiforov) - ❤️☁️🥀🩹⭐💗🖥️

Their Memories Live On (Yuuri Katsuki x Victor Nikiforov) - ❤️☁️⭐💗🖥️

What Makes Us A Family (Yuuri Katsuki x Victor Nikiforov) - ❤️☁️⭐💗🖥️

Golden Mornings (Yuuri Katsuki x Victor Nikiforov) - ❤️☁️⭐🖥️

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Assassination Classroom

Hair (Nagisa Shiota x Reader) - ❤️☁️💕

H-E Double Pocky Sticks (Karma Akabane x Reader) - ❤️💕

Fruit Punch - Blueberry - (Nagisa Shiota x Reader) - ❤️☁️💕🖥️

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Free! Iwatobi Swim Club

I Want You to Draw Me Like One of Your Swimmer Boys (Rin Matsuoka x Artist Reader) - ❤️☁️💕

Reasons Within the Water (Makoto Tachibana x Haruka Nanase) - ❤️🩹⭐💗🖥️💝

When I'm Lacking Your Touch (Makoto Tachibana x Haruka Nanase) - 🖤⭐💝

Our Pain is Also Our Strength (Makoto Tachibana x Haruka Nanase) - ☁️🥀🩹⭐💝

Fruit Punch - Blue Raspberry - (Haruka Nanase x Reader) - ❤️ ☁️💕🖥️

Fruit Punch - Lime - (Makoto Tachibana x Reader) - ☁️💕🖥️

Caramel Corn Cuddly (Rei Ryugazaki x Nagisa Hazuki) - ❤️☁️⭐

Fruit Punch - Purple Grape - (Rei Ryugazaki x Reader) - ❤️🖤💕🖥️

Free! Boys and Their Nicknames For You - Part 1, Part 2- ❤️☁️💕🧡

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Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood

She Was...All We Had (Edward Elric x Reader) - ❤️🥀🩹💕

The Fire Crackles and Burns (Edward Elric x Female Reader) - Part 1 , Part 2 (FINAL)- ❤️☁️🖤💕

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Black Butler

Tea and Cookies (Ciel Phantomhive x Female Reader) - ☁️💕

Sneaking Sweets (Brother Ciel Phantomhive x Sister Reader) - ☁️💕🎉

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Food Wars

Early Morning Welcome (Soma Yukihira x Reader) - ☁️💕

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Fruits Basket

I'll Hold You For A Thousand Sunsets (Kyo Sohma x Tohru Honda) - ❤️🩹⭐

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Attack on Titan

Daddy's Kisses (Armin Arlert x Pregnant Reader) - Part 1, Part 2(FINAL) - ❤️☁️💕

I'll Never Stop Waiting (Armin Arlert x Reader) - 🥀💕💝

A Gift That's Bittersweet (Levi Ackerman x Reader) - ❤️☁️💕🎉

Fruit Punch - Green Pear - (Eren Jaeger x Reader) - ❤️☁️💕🖥️

Fruit Punch - Lemon - (Armin Arlert x Reader) - ❤️☁️💕🖥️

Sex on the Beach (Drunk! Armin Arlert x Reader) - ❤️☁️💕

Fruit Punch - Black Currant - (Levi Ackerman x Reader) -❤️🖤💕🖥️

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Spy x Family

Not So Typical Morning Routine - (Father/Daughter Family Fluff) - ☁️⭐

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Demon Slayer

Fruit Punch - Kiwi - (Tanjiro Kamado x Reader) - ❤️☁️🥀🩹💕🖥️

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Case Study of Vanitas

NSFW Head Cannons - Noé Archiviste x HUMAN Reader - ❤️🖤💕🧡

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das-a-kirby-blog · 3 years ago

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Howdy!!

I love this blog with all my heart! It’s always a joy to see a notif pop up from your blog! 💕 Keep on doing what you do best, love!

Now for my ask, do you perhaps have any Spanish Metadedede headcanons? I understand the king gets quite flustered when his Knight says literally anything in Spanish but, do you by chance have any other headcanons floating around? Are there certain phrases Meta says to Dedede? Any cute nicknames he calls him like “Mi amor.”?, any gestures the knight does for the king? That sort of thing!

Ty! 💖💖💖

Aw, thank you so much for the compliment!💖💗💕

Now for the ask, I do have a few headcannons up my sleeve:

Of course when there are people around, Meta Knight would formally refer to King Dedede as sire, mi rey, or simply just Dedede. When it's just the two of them however, Meta Knight would refer to him as cariño, guapo, mi amor, or compañero.

Meta Knight would also say stuff like "Eres una gran idiota pero eres lindo" or "Te amo mi rey." When asked what that means, he just chuckles and leaves, leaving behind a confused and curious Dedede.

He would sometimes try to teach Dedede some Spanish, just so the king can kind of get a hint on what Meta Knight is going on about.

When Dedede is having traumatic flashbacks from his possessions, Meta Knight would speak Spanish softly to him and kiss him to calm him down.

As for gestures, Meta Knight will sometimes drop off flowers or some kind of treat by Dededes castle. He will often invite Dedede on the Halberd for a date (and of course, Meta Knight has to literally beg to his crew not to do or say anything that might embarass him.)

This is about all the ideas I have for now. Sorry if it's a little short!

#kirby #king dedede #meta knight #metadede #my asks

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deadghosy · 9 months ago

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Okay so I just started reading Hazbin stuff on your blog, but they're AWESOME!! I'd like to request some Catnap!reader headcanons with the Vees if that's possible?

SURE! Thanks for the suggestion anon🦆💗

CATNAP! READER W/ THE VEES FOR A DAY

prompt: one of the Vee’s grabbed you out of now where and brought you to their tower to hang out.

You didn’t know how this flat faced person got your attention…more like grabbed your tail like a untrained child 😭

Vox grabbed your tail dragging you to the Vee’s tower as you sighed, leaving some red gas out of your mouth annoyed.

I feel like somehow you would agree to hang out with the Vee’s as long as you don’t see them in your hellish life forever.

I can imagine a picture of you and the Vee’s taking a selfie, but Velvette is on her phone, Vox is smiling at the camera, and Valentino is trying to blow a kiss at you.

Valentino was trying to cook for the other two Vee’s and you only for the kitchen to burn down as you and Velvette order take out as Vox gets the fire extinguisher. Valentino is trying not to touch the ✨pretty fire✨

I headcannon Valentino finding you attractive because if your tall frame. But also your smile as you just stand there smiling having your hands behind your back.

Imagine Valentino showing off his guns and you’re like. “Who needs guns when I can do this.” You said smiling as poppy gas slides through your teeth and knocks Valentino straight out on the ground when you smirk.

I can see the Vee’s and you going in a shopping spree and you decide to fuck with them and spend almost all their saving worth. Vox knew what you were doing so he stopped you.

I feel like the Vee’s will try to use try to get info on Alastor. But that’s mostly Vox so it would useless as you don’t anything form Alastor other than Alastor hates when you knock him out for bedtime

You literally sat there as Valentino was trying to get you to watch one of his sex tapes…you knocked him out and left the room as you grumbled.

I can imagine if it was sleepover it would chaotic as hell as Vox would be the one to fall asleep first and duct taped to the ceiling as the other snicker

For shits and giggles, Velvette will say you give off Lana Del Rey vibes as you just side eye her saying, “what tf you know about Lana Del Rey?”

You two are the best music buddies of modern genre.

Imagine a cute little headcannon where they all have secret matching bracelets and they let you have one.

Vox brought you on his channel to talk about your weird and cocky appearance. You were just on there to be clowned until you smirked letting poppy gas as the camera man fell breaking the camera.

“WHAT THE FUCK?! You dumbass cat!” “I’m dumb?” You said glancing at the man beside you as you slapped him smoothly with your tail as he had a shocked face touching his cheek.

I can see Valentino trying to get catnap! Reader to wear heels only for catnap! Reader to break them in their hands shaking their head no as they walk away again

I headcannon that the only V that catnap! Reader finds tolerable is Velvette because of her whole personality and not how she tries to bring catnap! Reader down

You definitely have that fun friend troupe with Velvette which is sweet and wholesome.

Velvette and you were hanging out on her side of the tower as she was getting you dressed in [style aesthetic]. You actually liked it as you gave her a thumbs up and grin.

I headcannon Velvette and Vox to try to make you do those dumbass TikTok dance trends with them so they could get #1 on the trending board.

I can imagine catnap! Reader ordering one of tose bug zappers to only electrocute Valentino

Velvette posted you and her doing a fashion walk as Angel was shocked seeing this on her page and shows the staff of the hotel.

The hazbin hotel gang will be like: “why tf is our resident hanging out with them?” As you are just trying to see why people even love the Vee’s.

I can headcannon that Vox forced you into a group chat with them

I can see that every time you hang out with the Vee’s, your phone gets blown up with worried text from the hazbin hotel crew. And then Vox will try to hack or get into your phone to disable your phone.

I imagine you and Vox literally shitting in each other. Like you say “why as you so short.” While he thinks of a comeback to say back to you.

I headcannon that if you and the Vee’s played uno together, you’re rigging it. Cause ain’t no one gonna win today.

At the end of the day, you left their asses as you used your red smoke on them…well idk about Vox cause that bitch has a tv head. You probably gave him a virus to circuit.

BRO WHO TF MADE THAT SMIRK FOR CATNAP?! EHH? Anyways I hope you guys liked this🦆💗

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