#Regreats

[stanweirdosalliance]

I bet Jack Grealish regrets posting this old Tweet saying how he wanted Man United win cause he cant watch City win the league

[catboybiologist]

did you really write a 10-paragraph long shitty fanfiction about taylor swift? and then acted like it was some kind of own? as if anybody cares?

blondie derangement syndrome is about to become a brand new diagnosis in the DSM-6 with how obsessed you losers are with her...

anyways, you're just jealous because taylor is ACTUALLY a woman and you ain't.

your ugly frizzy brown hair just doesn't compare to taygod's shiny moisturized blonde hair, peasant. 😘

keep taylegend's name out of your mouth if you know what's good for you.

Oh! Right, I should clarify. I don't care about TS, or making fun of her, she's just one more milquetoast pop star among the rest, and that post was the first time I thought about her in years.

It is, however, objectively funny to make fun of Swifties themselves, especially when you provide additional comedy like this in my ask box 😘

[acabspocky]

[my-rose-tinted-glasses]

rules: without naming them, post ten gifs of your favorite tv shows, then tag people

Tagged by @troubled-mind Thank you love.💜 I'm gonna keep it to ql because otherwise I'd be here all day trying to decide.

No pressure tags

@lurkingshan @twig-tea @colourme-feral @bengiyo @iguessitsjustme @itsallaboutbl @thisonelikesaliens @yannig

[sparklinganxiety]

Grandpas got the drip. B]

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[pup-pee]

this is basically my kyle playlist

california girls is rlly carrying the angst so sad((she eants me(2 b loved) is not the sadest song ots just the 1st))

[crows-of-buckets]

Man. I feel so bad for Alistair in my canon worldstate sometimes. Poor guy fell in love with my Surana, then had to break up with her because she decided to put the crown on his head (she had her reasons. As much as she loved Alistair, she was not going to put Anora on the throne after she back stabbed her. While she knew it would signal the end of their relationship, she was willing to put it aside for the greater good.) So not only does he break up with the woman he loves, any romance going forward is going to be political. Kings rarely get their happily ever after, after all. Almost a decade later he finds out that his now-ex moved on to the bog witch he hates. The two of them are now raising what is technically his son. Poor guy really got the short end of the stick that save huh. Gotta make a playthrough where he's happy next time dear god

[starbooksye]

I've been think this for a while and finally done it.

They have two different ideas on what a possum is

Here's the photo of a possum that broke into a bakery in Australia

[jedibinx]

December 2023 me talking to January 2023 me: and so he's short and you don't speak the same language but he is helping you survive that wicked autistic burn out you suffer from, you spend every waking moment thinking about him, you've written over 200,000 words of fanfiction about him, seen him live once and cry regularly because you'll never see him live again, and you'll never ever date again because, let's be real, who could live up to his standards right? I mean- where are you going?

January 2023 me: 2019.

[cherrysfeelings]

No, no because I use the pill to control my period doesn't mean that I did the devil's tango and no they aren't for stress since their actual use is for control periods for people with uterus that for example went to the same thing as me that it was having my period for 2 months straight every day or many other things, with this I'm saying that I'm sick and tired that every time I'm buying them, I need the gynecologist prescription so the pharmacists will believe me

[ladyaryawolf]

sansa is azor ahai

In your dreams, maybe.

[itsohh]

Nicki Minaj is actually quite a nice operator to play as in MW2, like joke aside and her funny ass lines, she's actually almost relaxing to listen to. Like she's not a professional voice actor by any means but compaired to some operators like Nova who has such a shrill yell all the time, it's nice.

[lrclerc]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Formula 1 RPF Rating: Not Rated Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Charles Leclerc/Max Verstappen, Charles Leclerc & Max Verstappen Characters: Max Verstappen, Charles Leclerc, Other(s) Additional Tags: Fluff, Domestic Fluff, Cute, Hurt/Comfort, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Children, school problems, lestappen, lestappen as daddies, Parenthood Summary:

Charles and Max have a child going through problems at school that need to be drastically addressed.

[daimyosprincess]

For the fic title ask, Glass Stars

Ooooo I like this, thank you for the ask bb 💖! Since I'm a reader insert girlie this would of course be an x reader fic.

Ok so I'm thinking a bittersweet piece with Din where he's contracted to work protection for some royal Core World family because of some political tensions while they summer at their ocean villa. You are a handmaid to the princesses, acting as their companion (like how ladies in waiting would be companions for british royalty). In between keeping the royal sisters entertained, a relationship begins to blossom between you and Din, long glances, dry jokes shared in private, a hand laid on an arm. You both know you're never going to see each other again after the dreamy months of summer end, but you don't want to pass up a chance at happiness, even fleeting as it is.

It's a summer of stolen kisses by a sparkling sea, touches given like precious gifts, and heartache that heals even as it hurts. "She's a star made of glass, shining impossibly bright to hide the fact that she can shatter and lose everything in her orbit."

[tigibopper]

I forgot I had this image of Gizmo in my files- hGHJK-

[depvotee]

mmmhh yall... im thinking on nuking this account and re-making into another blog