#Redacted audio

[geniusmoore]

Now if it aint milo n sweetheart then idk what

[thevoid21]

DAMN crew headcannons give me the motivation to continue writing the long ass fic I’m writing of them.

Miscellaneous DAMN Crew Headcannons >:}

Freelancer blocks people on Pinterest

Damien had one terrible experience with the nurses at DAMN and he's still not over it, and so does everything in his power to avoid going to the healers even when he really should

He's also gotten quite skilled at healing magic as a result

Lasko's glasses are in a constant state of being broken, the lens always popping out of the frame, so he's developed a habit where he taps his lens at random times just to make sure its still there

Huxley is capable of manipulating metal, but doesn't wanna bother with honing his skill because he prefers the greenery and flora aspect of earth magic

Gavin runs a DAMN gossip blog, a fair bit of the gossip is what Lasko accidentally spills while rambling

Caelum found out about cotton candy and made it his life mission to make his hair look as much like it as possible

Dear does aeral acrobatics in their spare time, Lasko is ensorceled and mystified every time he watches them practice

If Damien gets angry enough, he can go band for band with Lasko in terms of speaking speed

Damien always wanted piercings, but was worried they'd harm his professional career, it was Huxley that helped him let go of his hesitation and finally get his ears pierced. They held hands the whole time.

Huxley himself has a septum piercing.

Dear is the most eloquent speaker of the entire crew, and possibly the entire DAMN campus, they're one of the highest rated professors at the academy.

When Freelancer is bored, they intentionally create steam and fog up their windows so they can use their fingers to draw on them

Caelum once saw them do this and now insists they do it at least thrice a day so he can doodle

Gavin cannot sit still long enough to get his nails done, so he uses demon powers to shift his form and give himself naturally fabulous nails, whenever he does his he makes sure to go show off to Freelancer because their jealous angry pout is adorable

Huxley once had to return a size XXL compression shirt because it was too tight. Damien begged him not to.

Caelum once has unsupervised access to Freelancer's gaming pc and played Poppy Playtime thinking it was a cutesy roblox type game.

He didn't sleep for three nights afterward.

Then tried playing again because he wanted to finish chapter one.

Lasko has Poliosis, it's especially abundant on his very long eyelashes.

Dear takes special joy in having him try out multicoloured mascara

While Damien is best at memorising text to score high marks, Freelancer is best at understanding it, and often gives tutoring lessons to the rest of the crew.

Dear used to secretly wish they were an earth elemental so that they could manipulate crystals, but now makes the most beautiful ice sculptures with their water magic.

It took Lasko a very long time to accept that he was truly wanted by the crew, and that he wasn't just some straggler they allowed to follow them around.

Gavin and Freelancer once challenged each other to see who would get flirted with the most at DAMN events, Freelancer got 8, Gavin got 13, and Dear won with 21 {not including Lasko drooling all over them}

The characters of Caelum 's favorite cartoon all have a decora aesthetic, so Caelum has started to make a collection of cute accessories and clips so he can dress like them.

Freelancer is his biggest enabler and loves surprising him with sticker packs and rainbow hair clips

When Damien and Huxley have sleepovers, and are all cosied up next to each other in their warm blankets while drinking hot cocoa, Huxley gets so wrapped up in doting over Damien that he only realises how much time has passed when his hot cocoa gets cold, and then he makes them both go to bed because 'Having a healthy sleep schedule is important dude'

Damien absolutely hates when he does this so he secretly and subtly rewarms Huxley's cocoa so he can spend more time whispering to him in his arms.

[potatoqueenpal]

EVERYTIME SOMEONE MAKES MILO SOME TALL BAD BOY AN ANGEL FUCKING SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUSTS INTO A BALL OF FLAMES GIVE ME BACK MY 5'4 KING.

GET BACK, GET BACK. I DONT WANT IT, I REBUKE. I REBUKE!!

[cyanbugremix]

^^Asher

(I got the pic from Pinterest but i was too excited and didn't save the link to it)

[galatrixie]

I need a “ooo, big stretch” joke to be made in a Shaw Pack audio

Please and thank you

[actuallyhisangel]

I love "angel" just as much as the next girl but those "baby's" do something else to me.

[huxleysotherbf]

sick as a dog

the dialogue says “meanwhile i am going to bury my face in this pillow”

[int3rtwiningh3artstrings]

pookies I want porter to cry soon WHERE IS MY AUDIO!!!!

I want them both to realize how they fucked up and apologize to each other and then cry all night PLEASE

[dani-ya-dig]

David who lays at the end of the bed, between Angel’s thighs, his head rested on their stomach as they run their hands through his hair and he is the happiest man alive

[kathleen-koi]

I need my spine professionally cracked by Samuel Collins he can surprise me with how he does it

[lalaluvsblog]

heyy erik!!! I think you accidentally released davids audio instead of geordis!! no big deal, it happens!

[angelicdevil24]

“I know baby, I’m sorry”

“Thank you for looking after me, baby”

He’s so 🥹🥹

[c0rvus-corax]

Redacted characters scar hc:

David:

Definitely has parts of his right ear missing + eyebrow scare

Asher:

He has scars from pircing he wore when he was a teenager. A small scar on his forehead, because one time as a child he fell face first into a table.

Darling:

Probably covered in them. They have biting scars from Quinn.

Milo:

He has a scar on his jaw, from a fight he got into when he was like 15-16. In this fight, he also got quite a big cut in his tongue.

Guy:

Guy has a cut on his finger because he almost cut it off once while trying to cut cucumber as fast as possible.

Gavin:

I feel like he doesn't really have anything, mayor. Maybe a few small ones here and there.

Damien:

He definitely has scars on his knuckles from punching walls.

Huxley:

Small scars on one of his arms because, as a child, he wrestled with his mom's angry cats. He also has a big scar on his neck. He got it while trying to protect a girl from creeps with knives in a bar.

Probably will do another part. Open for wish.

[cyanbugremix]

✨Cyanbug's Redacted Headcanons Pt.2✨

(Once again, some of these may be used or were used in fics, but some are just there and I want to share them)

1. Morgan Kyne has near-sighted glasses (he can't see far away clearly), but he wears contacts when he's out and about, because when he was younger he got teased for needing glasses.

2. Sweetheart despises mint toothpaste because of the spice (Hot spice = good. Cold spice = bad). So they get fruity flavors instead.

3. If Doc and Hush are going to watch a movie together, Hush always suggests to watch How to Train Your Dragon (2010).

4. Speaking of movies, Huxley likes to watch FernGully: The Last Rainforest (1992) whenever he's sick.

5. Angel's side takes up the most space in the closet. They have their usual work clothes hanging up, and their casual clothes in a dresser, but most of the closet is filled with costumes + cosplays outfits and pieces that they've made or collected over the years.

6. And to add to that, Milo and Angel would totally help their friends and the pack make costumes for ren-faires. Sometimes when the two hang out they go to craft/fabric stores together. (Angel comes back with too many jewelry pieces and Milo comes home with yards and yards of different fabrics. They'll trade items if he needs some jewelry or if Angel needs a specific type of fabric).

7. I feel like Elliott's favorite zoo animal would be red pandas or spider monkeys. (Idky he just gives off those vibes).

8. Aggro adores green beans. Milo thinks it's one of the weirdest things a cat would want to eat. Sweetheart came over one time to Milo's apartment for dinner, and thought that Aggro was going for their chicken, but instead stole their green beans off the plate.

9. Darlin' could play only one actual song on the guitar for the longest time. They are/were musically gifted when it came to instruments. In middle school, they picked up the clarinet really fast, and then eventually switched to bass because Darlin' got bored (their parents made them promise that they'd stop switching instruments because buying/renting different ones costed a lot). Their parent's had gotten them an electric guitar for their birthday one year, but they only learned how to play one actual song on it (American Idiot by Green Day). Not because they didn't want to learn more songs, but because they found it more fun to make up random songs with friends when they hung out. They did stop for a few years when they moved to Dahlia and they didn't pick it up again until they were in their later teen/early adult years. They do know more songs now and have played for Sam.

10. Anton likes to hand carve small wooden animals for My Love. He mostly likes to make them tigers, elephants and bears, but at this point he has made an entire forest or zoo of different wooden animals around their home.

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Part 1 of headcanons

[arrowfleur]

I don’t want Angel to be latent. I love them how they are, they’re so cool Like imp!angel was literally executed because imp!Damien could not handle them being a badass.

Them being an unempowered alphas mate is hot and important

[tankwiththeangst]

“I’m a healer, I’m a Mate, I’m a friend.”

Sam I’m about to pounce on you!

NOT GOOD WITH WORDS MY ASS!!!