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aight imma see myself out for this one
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They would do numbers on here.
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There is a motherfucking SpongeBob episode called "Yellow Pavement" and it's framed as a boating safety film with a lot of slapstick violence and I gotta say the one piece of media I never expected SpongeBob to reference is MOTHERFUCKING RED ASPHALT
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5/9/23.
Red Asphalt were a high school "straight edge" band in Southern California - San Clemente specifically. In my mind, they're notable because they're a piece of the musical journey of George Carpenter of The Clog. The Clog's 7" dominated my listening in 2019. Back then I mentioned how The Clog sounded like a cross between Ty Segall and Gorky's Zygotic Mynci.
Red Asphalt definitely has a similar feel. The cassette (mastered by Mikey Young) is a bit of auditory whiplash - going from sludgey screamo to lo-fi indie (think Pavement), to gentle picking. Really, this sounds like this could have been an early Flying Nun band (listen to "J2" - sounds like it could have been The Clean). Finally, I'll throw in The Urinals/100 Flowers as a Southern California reference point.
San Francisco based tape label Discontinuous Innovation just released this cassette in April 2023. The label has an impressive catalogue.
#Red Asphalt#San Clemente#California#George Carpenter#The Clog#Ty Segall#Gorky's Zygotic Mynci#Mikey Young#Pavement#The Clean#Flying Nun#Discontinuos Innovation#The Urinals#100 Flowers
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Volume 270
0:00:00 — "In the Slot" by Adaptors (1979)
0:02:35 — "Red Asphalt" by Red Asphalt (1981)
0:04:25 — DJ
0:07:15 — "I Am a Janitor" by Surface Music (1980)
0:09:10 — "Blind Leading the Blind (Citizens) by ICU (1981)
0:11:23 — "Addiction" by Bay of Pigs (1980)
0:14:26 — "Bamboo Curtain" by The Varve (1982)
0:17:24 — DJ
0:21:51 — "Thinking All the Time" by Ibbilly Bibbilly (1983)
0:25:41 — "Think, Think, Think" by The Mutants (1979)
0:29:23 — "Power" by Batang Frisco (1986)
0:32:49 — "Close Encounters of the Third Kind" by SST (1978)
0:35:49 — DJ
0:39:39 — "Blue Grey Green" by Indoor Life (1983)
0:44:15 — "Noh Escape" by Indoor Life (198?)
0:48:24 — "Awake" by V.K. and Sci-Fi (1983)
0:53:13 — "Eerie Lights" by Factrix (1981)
0:56:42 — DJ
1:01:46 — "Possibly Imagined" by Zru Vogue (1984)
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#adaptors#red asphalt#surface music#icu#bay of pigs#the varve#ibbilly bibbilly#the mutants#batang frisco#sst#indoor life#v.k. and sci-fi#factrix#zru vogue
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hmmm i am accepting this new information in a completely rational and adult way
#this is lucanis btw I don’t want to tag it though I’ve seen his tag on here and it’s…… what you’d expect……#im gonna end up rotting in the middle of the street and will have to be cleaned up off the asphalt with a#street cleaner#one with the big scrubbers to get me off the street#guy with nothing but red flags flirting with guy who is literally possessed by a red flag#im glad this game is sparking something in me even though i have complicated feelings about it#something like is happening in my wips folder#something fucking awful#da4
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We need to complete the podcast eye imagery rainbow
red: Hello from the Hallowoods/Hi Nay
orange: Station Acadia/The Amelia Project/The Children of Room 56
yellow: Malevolent
green: The Magnus Archives/Radio Other
blue: Unseen
purple: Welcome to Night Vale
bonus-
pink:
brown: Blake Skye, PI
white: On Asphalt Bones/Red Valley
black: The Finder's Keeper
Help me increase the rainbow, give your podcast eye imagery
#i should go to bed#but like accually#give suggestions for this#we need to fill it#welcome to night vale#malevolent#the magnus archives#radio other#hello from the hallowoods#im surprised i couldn't think of more tbh#fiction podcasts#audio drama#On Asphalt Bones#Station Acadia#the amelia project#Unseen#Red Valley
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The Asphalt Tyrant
Type: Cosmetic/misc
Class: Medic
Paintable: Yes
Accepted in game: No
This cosmetic set was made by Steam users Ducksink, Greg and Neodement. Posted on July 20th 2014, you can vote for this here!
#The Asphalt Tyrant#cosmetic#tf2 workshop#the workshop mann#tf2#team fortress 2#the medic#tf2 medic#red medic#blu medic
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The Brutal Rampage of The Boss in Saints Row 2: The Wrath of a Wounded Heart [The Ronin] & The Finding Out [Ultor]
#Crimson's Gifs: Saints Row#Saints Row#SR#SR2#The Boss#Playa#Dane Vogel#Jyunichi#Mr Akuji#Julius Little#I hope yall enjoy the little details of me applying her bandages after Bleeding Out & Red Asphalt#I feel like Rox would have significant injuries after defending Johnny from a hoard of Ronin#and also after chasing The Brotherhood around to save Carlos#She'd probably have a few stab wounds and bullet wounds after that shit fr#Kazuo Akuji
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What kind of movies do you think Avalon acts in (genres, tropes, etc.)?
ooooh this is such a good question!!!!!
Avalon will take a role in anything so long as it sounds interesting or fun to make, no matter the genre, but he tends to gravitate more towards comedies and dramas, especially romcoms and dramadies. also maybe its the Dad in him, but he loves acting in children's media.
in more broader terms he just really likes being in films that are uplifting, whether its because theyre fun and lighthearted, or because theyre about the good shining through darkness. he likes being in movies that have hope in them, you know?
also cowboy stuff. ik thats vague but hes So cowboy.
his favorite types of characters to play are "has seen The Horrors but still tries to be positive no matter what" and "gruff tough man adopts child and becomes soft" and also drag queens
his least favorite/most hated genre is inspiration porn. he cannot stand being in it, and he can't stand even watching it. he usually turns down roles like those as he feels fetishized by it. the closest thing he's ever done to something like it was a story written and directed by someone who has a similar disability to his own, based off of their own personal experience. and by "closest" i mean it wasn't at all. also it was more of a surf movie than anything.
also while he loves being in comedies, he absolutely hates being in movies that make a point of making fun of his weight or ethnicity or disablity or sexuality. specifically the kinds of movies that are like "BEHOLD. A FAT MAN. LAUGH NOW." like come on give it some fucking substance. he can take a joke those just aren't jokes
RCD!Avalon kinda hates being in action movies, but that's because he's burnt out on them. specifically, he's burnt out from doing them basically nonstop while in contract with Montmartre. he liked them at first (his biggest issues with them not coming from the filming but his experiences w Montmartre himself) but they quickly got repetitive, and then after they got repetitive they got uninteresting and-more importatly- downright stressful to make, what with having to act in greenscreen rooms with the most barebones ass sets and only being given his lines (and only his lines, so he was missing half the context) maybe an hour and a half before fliming. he'd show up to set hungover a lot. but like he'd still be professional on set, but when he wasn't in a scene he'd be kinda quiet and tired and keep to himself :( very unlike him but tbh not many people he spent time around knew that bc they didn't know him before, or they didnt know him very well before
sorry i didn't mean to go on a rant about the stuff he doesn't like there lol
#yeah my rcd rewrite is gonna be about The Horrors Of The Film Industry#btw that surf movie eventually gets a spiritual successor about skateboarding & Avalon reprises his original role to be the new mc's mentor#the surf movie is called Heart of the Sea and the skateboard movie is called Asphalt Waves#shoutout my boyfriend for helping me come up w cool movies Avalon has been in#oc: Avalon Hammond#Red Carpet Diaries
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Does everyone have to watch a literal real life gore film/snuff film before their high school lets them drive on campus or was my school just really fucked up
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boys dont cry doesnt even feel like a movie for trans rights it feels like its supposed to be a cautionary tale teachers can play in class to literally scare kids straight like red asphalt did
#for those who dont know. red asphalt was a video on the dangers of driving theyd show us in school#traumatizing but its also where the ''he moaned at least this loud:'' meme comes from so.
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Sniper Fury Cell Strike Lucky Draw November 2022
#youtube#sniper fury trainer v3.4#sniper fury hack ios without jailbreak#sniper fury hack windows 10 download#sniper fury hack app#sniper fury hack iosgpds#sniper fury#sniperfury#gameloft#asphalt#red dead 2 gameplay#walkthrough#iOS games#android games
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i have to go to sleep at a decent time(before 3am) because i need to drive tmrw☹️☹️☹️☹️
#driving scares me so much i dont want to drive but i need to learn how because how else am i going to do anything else#driving scary .... i feel like im going to crash and die a horribel death#driving so so scary .... im scared but like hopefully its okay tmrw...#im scared im going to forget everything i learned in class and then the instructor is going to yell at me or something#i dont eben know what we r doing tmrw im just scared to drive thats so scary#i dont think my teacher showing us red asphalt and other videos really helped the fear atall#i was scared to drive but now im even scaredER ....#i want to draw too but i need to sleep1☹️#Its already 2am help
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The LORD showed me (once again) the Pokémon logo. Recall he showed me the Pokémon card that had the number 50 on it and the warning ⚠️
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This time he showed me the ball. Doesn’t it kinda remind you of the eight ball 🎱 👀❓
Please be careful babes.
Also someone could be playing childish games with you.
Ignore them and don’t fall for it. They want to pull you back into some drama. AVOID THEM AT ALL COST because it could cost you your life.
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This also reminds me of another prophetic word I have not released yet.
Also the LORD did say he was scattering the plans of some enemies but that doesn’t mean you should be protected
Pray about this message. It’s not for everyone.
PS. It was also revealed to me that Toronto would be heating up as well 🔥😖🔥
I did receive a confirmation song for the Bentley for those who are Jamaican or from the Caribbean about someone following you to keep tabs on you. Recall I had mention that there was a scratch from the paw of an animal. If you watch the video closely you’ll see that there. Not just that, the song is called GULLY CREPPA and in the video there is also a blue car. I can’t make this stuff up babes. My brother randomly shared this with me and I was shocked 😳
Someone’s car may be vandalized.
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Jamaicans and island people are we ok? 😖
Just letting yall know. God is hoping he can save more lives 🛟
PS. Forgot to mention I heard
“He’s collecting”
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God will say to me about the devil “he’s coming to collect” which means, in context, the devil wants what is owed to him 👀 So those who are playing with witchcraft powers (male or female) have now been put on notice 📆 The demons want what they were promised and for some of you, someone offered up your life 🩸 as a demonic sacrifice and the debt went UNPAID because guess what? You’re still alive thanks be to Jesus.
The devil loves the blood of God’s chosen but God loves you MORE. He will fight for your life.
PPS: this could also be someone who has killed before 🔪 and has collected some bodies ⚰️ Just sayin. Gotta keep it 💯 with my babes. It sounds morbid but it’s the truth and sometimes the truth is ugly.
I had a vision of Lucy too. Yup and one crazy fact about coming under the attack from Satan is he will accuse you using the sins of your past and or he will use the lies told about you AND/OR he will use scripture against you. That last point is the hallmark of his arsenal. Oh yes babes and I have been there. Just like he said to Jesus:
As I have experienced. He will even make you attempt suicide manipulating you into thinking it is the right thing to do because you are in so much pain 💔 especially after or during a fast when you are weakest just as he tempted Jesus….however spiritually, that’s when you are at your strongest.
This is also why he is called
“The Accuser”
He sets out to make us feel UNWORTHY.
Revelations 12… “coincidentally” today is May 12th.
It’s crazy because at the grocery store I saw a price tag offering 50 points on the SCENE 🎬 points program if I bought an item. Now I’m seeing this article 👀⤵️
#fifty#warning#the games#you know what it is#Pokémon#the block is hot 🥵🎶#hotta than asphalt#idk why there is misconception that just bc we live in CANADA that our blocks to run red too 🆎🩸#it’s wild out here 😭#don’t*#a creep#Satan the accuser
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