#Random au

[abowtiewaltz]

WOAH MUSKETEERS AU WITH PLASMA!? (This is so random help-)

[mochizz]

Excuse the lighting, anyways, I have no clue as to why I even created this but uhm they’re in HIGHSCHOOL, for some reason they have uniforms (def not from the USA) and it’s a Ignignokt x Shake crap HELPPP idk guys my head hurts I’m spinning

[weedpallor]

Baking

Wandanat x femreader

Summary:baking with Wanda and nat

Word count:1.3k

Fluff/dabble

Notes:this is the first thing Im ever gunna post so don’t bully me :) I’ve got a fragile heart 🤍 also I’m dyslexic also this won’t have smut just yet coz I’m not very good at writing it if I do a part two it will :)

Warnings:terrible flirting, mommy Wanda , daddy Natasha, terrible writing, not sure what else minors dni

You walked into the kitchen to see Wanda baking and Natasha was sitting at the table on her laptop probably doing mission reports. You walk over to Wanda sniffling as you smell the beautiful aroma of cookie dough.

You walk over to Wanda sniffling “Hmm Mommy that smells good what is it” you say looking up at Wanda as she is like a million feet taller than you. You creep closer to see what’s going on.

Wanda looks down at you smiling “Hm really Princess, it’s cookies” she picks you up and puts you down on the counter. She leans close enough for you to feel her breath on your neck.

You look at her nervously twiddling your fingers she leans closer to your ear and whispers “If your a good girl mommy will let you have one” she licks the shell of your ear and you let out a shiver

You look over to Natasha for her to rescue you, she just laughs and says “I’m not saving you little one” Wanda leans back, pulling away from you.

Wanda slowly leans into your lips and places a firm kiss. She grips your arms and holds you closely. You whimper into the kiss, giving her an opening to deepen the kiss, her tongue explores your mouth. She dominates the kiss claiming your mouth.

Natasha rolls her eyes and says “I’m here too ya know” Wanda pulls away with a pop. Wanda gives you one last peck before going back to sorting the cookies leaving you giggling on the counter.

You look at Natasha with a smug grin. “Feeling left out” You say with the most attitude you can muster with after being kissed like that. She looks at you with a stern expression.

She stands up and begins to walk over. “Watch the attitude sweetheart” She stands in front of you for a second before leaning in, kissing you in a similar way Wanda did, but her tongue pushes past your lips forcefully she easily controls the kiss before pulling away with a smug grin as you catch your breath.

You look at her out of breath “Meanie” you mutter quietly.

A idea pops into Natasha’s head when she sees the flour. Natasha grabs a handful, making Wanda look up from what she’s doing when she sees Natasha’s hand reach into the flour.

Wanda looks at Natasha sternly “Natasha don’t you dare mess up my kitchen” Natasha throws the handful of flour with full force sending it flying at your face. She smirks at your shocked expression. You wipe flour from your face roughly.

You look at her as you grab a hand full of flour “You got my outfit all messy you jerk” you send a large cloud of flour towards her. The flour covers Wanda’s entire kitchen in a large cloud of flour. Wanda glares at you both angrily.

“Natasha, go back to your work NOW.” She says sternly and Natasha scurry’s back to her seat at the table. Natasha may be the boss but she ain’t the boss of Wanda and she knows it.

Wanda turns to you “Take that off it’s dirty and go sit on the step you've earned a timeout” she says paying no mind to you as she evaluates the mess you and Natasha made. You look at her shocked. You blink at her with your jaw open wide.

“I’m not a baby plus that’s so unfair she started it” you say as you remove the outfit you were wearing huffing as you see her expression unchanging.

She looks you up and down “Timeout y/n if you want to act like a child you will get treated like one” she says coldly pointing at the step. You roll your eyes walking to the step hardly wearing any clothes.

As your walking past her she spanks you ass hard making you nearly fall to the ground she smiles at you smugly before saying “Don’t roll your eyes at me detka” you walk over to the step and plop down with a huff.

Natasha lets out a small laugh. You send a death glare her way getting annoyed at her because she got you in trouble. Wanda turns to her and says “Oh do you want timeout too hun?” She asks, raising one eyebrow. She puts the now portioned out cookie dough in the oven.

Natasha sighs “nope” she pops the p you glare at her still angry she got away with it and you didn’t it wasn’t fair whatsoever Natasha smirks at you being her usual cocky self, then her face soften when she notice that you are actually made

You stop glaring and realise you can’t stay mad for long. You look away the smell of freshly baked cookies stealing your attention. Wanda begins to clean the mess you and Natasha made she huffs and groans as she cleans still being pissed we got flour all over her kitchen.

Around ten minutes later the timer for the cookies goes off. Wanda leans down in front of the oven flipping her long ginger hair behind her as she takes them out of the oven and leaves them on the counter. She starts walking over to you.

She leans now squatting down in front of you, her face now less annoyed. There is still a hint of annoyance in her expression so you know to be careful “Princess.” She says, "You look up at her apologetically she continues “Now I know Natasha is just a big child but when I say not to make a mess in my kitchen I mean it now apologise and go sit at the table” Natasha scoffs when she calls her a child. Wanda talks sternly showing she will not stand for the attitude she stands up.

You look at her and smile “Sorry for making a mess mommy” you tell her with a genuine touch in your eyes you give her a hug holding her close to your embrace. Wanda laughs as she pulls away. She pats your bottom so you will go sit with Nat. You walk over to Nat, giving her a little shove as payback.

Natasha glares at you “Don’t push me” she says with false anger, you let out a small giggle pointing to the finished cookies. “you better ask your Mommy” you look up at Wanda she gives you a nod of approval.

Wanda hands the plate of cookies to you “Just one the rest are for tomorrow” you take a cookie and start nibbling on it before it gets ripped away and placed on the table you send a glare Natasha’s way and go to speak but Natasha stops you by leaning in and kissing you passionately.

Natasha keeps mumbles again your lips “Hm those cookies are nice wands” she mutters smiling proudly as she continues her assault on your lips.

She explores your mouth with her tongue, her hands slowly creeping up your thighs as her smirk rises as you wiggle. She rests her ring clad fingers just below where you need her. You let out a small whimper, the need to breath picking up as she continues to kiss you roughly makes you wiggle and need your legs rubbing together.

You look up at her “Please Daddy” you whimper. You don’t know what you are begging for but you want her. You just too in a fuzzy brain to properly articulate what you want. She laughs at you and puts on a false pout. Natasha is proud she can make you so floppy.

Natasha says in a condescending tone mocking you “Aw does baby want something” you nod moving closer to her as Wanda slowly comes behind as she tries not to laugh she thought you were adorable like this less argumentative.

Wanda stands behind you and rubs your shoulders “We can’t give you what you want if you don’t ask” Wanda has been trying to get you to ask for what you want. You have been totally against it and been ignoring her attempts usually ending in you getting punished because of how annoyed she gets when you ignore her.

You look up at her with pleading eyes “Please Mommy” you say pushing your thighs together. Natasha lets out a laugh at how amusing she finds you in this state..

You turn to her glaring “Stop laughing” you stomp your feet on the ground, her mocking laugh frustrating you. Making it harder for you to ask for what you want.

Wanda grabs your ponytail and yanks it down “Quit being a brat and just tell us what you want or you won’t get it” she says in a strict tone making you want to listen to every order she gives you.

Natasha holds your hands supportively though she wants to laugh she wants you to tell them what you want instead of you expecting them to know she says “Come one detka you can tell us” she smiles at you warmly.

You smile back before looking back up at Wanda “Can you please fuck me Mommy please” you say in the sweetest tone the swearing ruining it slightly Wanda smirks at your way of asking happy that you asked politely and were open but also surprised that you decided to ask like that.

She looks down at you “Of course we can baby girl all you had to do was ask but sweetheart let’s not swear” she says as she reaches for you hand you take her hand and grab nats as she leads you to the bedroom…

Notes:hahaha sorry this is kinda bad and short I was just trying haha my first real fic sorry if it’s bad I’ll delete it if so and sorry I didn’t write smut tbf I don’t rlly know how but yea I’ll learn tips would be great

Tag list: @wandamaximoffsbadgirl I’ll add more at a later date :)

[nightvortaex]

A modern Davron au that attacked my brain:

Aeron finds a note in a library book saying:

“If you like this book, let’s talk” Davos

There’s a phone number written next to it. Aeron hesitates whether he should reach out to the unknown person, but he ends up liking the book so much that he really wishes to share his thoughts about it with someone, so he writes a message:

“Hello Davos, I’ve found your note in the book. Let’s talk.”

First they only talk about the book, but soon they start to have conversations about other things, and it gets to the point that they stay up all night talking on the phone and text each other daily, always asking about the other’s day, and basically just discuss everything with each other. They decide they should meet (both of them are dying to meet the other). They agree to meet at a library cafe (bookworms who love a good coffee). Aeron is the first to arrive (don’t know why in my brain he would be on time or even a little bit too early) and he’s so nervous he’s fidgeting with his bracelet. He gets a message from Davos saying; he’s sorry that he’s late, a few minutes and he’ll be there (because I think Davos would be late a little bit but only a few minutes, he’s very eager to meet Aeron as well and feels bad for being late). Aeron tried to imagine so many times how Davos would look, and when he sees him at the entrance of the library cafe Aeron realises he looks nothing like how he used to imagine him. He thought he would have the look of a 'very typical bookworm’ instead, he looks like the complete opposite: dark, messy hair, silver rings on almost every finger, clothes all shades of grey and black, black boots, and a headphone around his neck.

“He looked like the darkest night sky, only the rings and those loving eyes shone like stars.” (my brain said that’s how Aeron would describe him later in his diary when he writes about him).

Davos looks more like a typical troublemaker than a bookworm, and Aeron would have assumed he’s probably a bully if he hadn’t already known from their conversations that he has a soft side and he’s a cutie inside actually). So Aeron kind of starts to panic internally: “Omg, he’s so handsome. I wasn’t prepared for this.” He already liked him as a person a lot, and now seeing how damn good-looking he is, he is becoming concerned that, oh no, he can totally fall for him (he has already been falling for him but he's not willing to acknowledge it because falling someone you never met and only talked to through messages and phone calls is dumb according to him).

Meanwhile, Davos is absolutely mesmerised by Aeron from the first second he looks at him. He has been kind of falling for him through their text messages and phone calls (because Aeron has such a sweet, tender voice and the way he can talk so passionately about everything he loves)

“His voice, a beautiful siren song which I would follow to the depths of any ocean.” (Davos would write something like this in his diary, poor boy was already getting addicted to him).

Now he knows Aeron not only has the sweetest voice ever (+ the sweetest person ever based on their conversations) but also insanely gorgeous. He stops in front of Aeron and he’s totally unable to take his eyes off him. He loves how Aeron’s hair is shimmering in the sunlight, how his cheeks seem slightly pink and how he is fidgeting with his bracelet nervously. Poor Davos is completely doomed from this moment, that’s the love of his life. They greet each other and sit down at one of the tables. Both of them order a coffee (Davos would drink an ice coffee, but Aeron would choose something more fancy). They start to talk, and Aeron’s nervousness quickly disappears because talking to Davos is just so natural and easy like breathing as always. Without noticing, they spend several hours in the library cafe talking about whatever comes to their mind. Davos is looking at him like nothing else in the world exists other than Aeron, like he’s the Sun (a radiating beauty) and the planet of his being only orbits around him. While Aeron, from time to time, locks eyes with Davos, and he feels like he’s being pulled by a strong gravitational force making him fall deeper and deeper, in his dark clothing Davos is like a supermassive black hole that is about to devour the whole existence of Aeron.

[youruncletony]

Imagine if Hanzo was convinced to join Talon

[person-of-varying-obsessions]

Radioapple AU - "Hey There Delilah"

Kind of a rough idea, but I wanted to get it down

Modern AU

Alastor is in his mid-later 20s; Lucifer is in his early 30s

Lucifer is divorced from Lilith (amicably) and shares custody of Charlie with her

Lucifer is an up-and-coming musician with his own band

Alastor is a college student trying to get his bachelor's degree

They're in a long distance relationship, with Lucifer texting Alastor all the time and calling nightly to ask about his day and anything else happening in his life

Lucifer wants to write a song for Alastor, but Alastor doesn't want to be named, so Lucifer refers to him as "Delilah" partly to piss him off and partly because it worked with the song he'd already started working on

Before it's released, Lucifer sends Alastor a physical copy of an acoustic cover of the song, writing that it's the only copy of that version of the song - just for him

Alastor never admits it, but he listens to that song nigh-religiously, even humming it to himself at times

[tencheloveka]

Nasty dog❤️‍🩹😋

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Absolutely random universe for the sake of designs🙏 (Similar to: Batfamily - mafiosi)

Dick looks like a prince and I am totally addicted to that image

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ТГК: Ночная улочка☆ﾟ⁠.⁠*⁠･⁠｡ﾟ

[em-doods]

Little mermaid au with fem scout and sniper :3

[shinydreamtacoprune-blog]

au where basically everything is the same except ford has a cane (cuz he fuckin old) and mabel and dipper let bill control their bodies every day (like he switches between them, like one day it'll be dipper and them the next its mabel, yk)

uh-

[stayinguplate]

My Betty and winter queen AU because she is a girl boss I hope you guys like it I’m going to make more art of this :)

[crystaljellie]

I don't have context. I will never have context. But I just think for a minute we should all envision this right now.

The Kitsune, The Ocean Queen, The Dancer and The Thief.

Rui is the Kitsune

Nene is the ocean queen

Emu is the dancer

Tsukasa is the thief

The kitsune and the Ocean Queen are thrown into their roles in this sort of dream-like land, they both think they are tripping balls but hey were here now and there is clearly something we have to do some lets... figure it out? and it's great and silly for them.

And then the dancer and the thief are FIGHTING FOR THEIR LIVES. Emu the dancer has these cool sleeves which are supposed to have gems in them but they don't, and so her and Tsukasa's job are to work together the find the gems and complete the sleeves. but literally everyone on earth is working against them. Tsukasa learns he can make a shield out of anything as the thief, and uses it to protect Emu while shes out there gaslight gatekeeping and girlbossing. but yeah they're like really struggling and close to dying every 2 minutes.

i dont know what this AU is, I don't know how i came up with it. but I love it.

[just-a-lil-otter]

I keep fucking forgetting to post this

The shark boy and the fisherman <3

Tord is basically a shark merman thing :3

Full body of him under cut

[bepisbee]

Alright hear me out

I may have been on blacksmith tiktok

Part dragon Shadow Link

Helping in the forge

He can relight the coals, literally touch shit raw handed and absolutely handle heat.

Can you imagine tho???

Shadow, in the fire temple arc with Vio, just casually fucking lacing his clawed hand through a spout of lava like it's nothing. The hand turns into like scales when it's under that heat. In fact it feels nice to him.

Vio: both very concerned and impressed and very into it. Also for me and the mouth besties sharp teeth. Long tongue. All sharp teeth. Breath is always warm and he runs hot af. Fire is his speciality in magic and eventually learns to breathe fire. (Either actually or just a trick with his magic to look like it IDK) poor Vio sweating like no tomorrow and hot as shit. Shadow, happily chillin.

Obvs vidow and Vio being very into it. He is that guy that looks at those sharp ass teeth while he's talking and gets so flustered he has to look away. And then they make a sword or knife or something one-day while Shadow is out and bored bothering them and he just. G r a b s it. While it is melty metal. All this after some Blue lecture about forge safety, yelling at him for not wearing any gear. Shadow reaches over and holds the hot metal.

The colors just stare at him like Vio did in concern mostly though. and then they realize neither of them had yet mentioned his little quirk.

"oh yeah haha he can do that... You mean you've never been on a ride on a dragons back? and when you shoot past some lava Shadow was running a hand through it like some fantasy novel water fall scene? Yeah. That but literal lava."

[i-am-kat-hi]

Random Headcanon's for a DRDT x Medieval times AU I made up

Teruko- Princess, Xander’s little sister Xander- Prince, heir to the throne David- Head Bodyguard for Prince Xander, very close with the Prince. Ace- Falconer, A person who hunts small game using a trained falcon or other bird of prey. Arei- Bowler, A person who played Bowl as a form of entertainment Charles- Alchemist, A person who attempts to turn base metals into gold and find the elixir of life through experimental chemistry. Hu- Harper, A person who plays the harp, a stringed musical instrument. Whit- Prostitute, A person who engages in sexual activity for payment. Closest thing to a matchmaker in medieval times 😭 J- Calligrapher, A person who writes in a decorative or stylized manner. Arturo- Sawbones, A person who performs amputations and other surgical procedures, especially on soldiers during a battle. Veronika- Witch, A witch. Nico- Freibauer, A person who grows food or raises animals at a fixed location on farmland that they own. Rose- Artisan, A person who produces handmade items with traditional methods. Levi- Tailor, A person who makes clothing Min- Scholar, A person who keeps historical records. Eden- Clockmaker, Yeah her usual talent.

[luk-413]

Been working on a little silly au these past few days weeks so here’s the doodle I did for it + the designs for said au! :D