#Ranchero Miguel

[tarjapearce]

Is this what Cerecita saw ? Because…. Because…. 🧎🏻‍♀️

Dios mio. JESUCRISTO BENDITO

How dare you?! 😭😭😭❤️❤️❤️

art by @narttari

[pinkiemme]

Ranchero Miguel sketch inspired by this amazing little fic ❤️‍🔥

[ozimagines]

Just because you worked in the prison kitchen doesn’t mean you can cook just for the record lol. I saw the food that came out of there 🤢

Morales has skills he can whip out on date night. Robson can make sandwiches and only sandwiches🤫 Toby has one good pasta dish he found on Pinterest, and Keller’s eaten it about twelve times😂

[skipppppy]

The spidermans gave me a religious experience last night and I heard it’s all the rage to make one of your own so I made an extremely silly one that has breakfast-themed powers

Peggy (goes by Egg) Parker bit into a radioactive croissant one morning and gained the unique psychic ability to tell what food someone is craving. Her dimension is extremely cartoony and goofy. The villains come out at sunrise, motivated by hanger, and she defeats them by making whatever breakfast they wanna eat.

She’s not strong at all compared to the other spider-people but she IS the most popular between the hours of 5am to 12pm. Miguel let her in bc her homemade huevos rancheros is the only thing preventing him from committing a diplomatic invident

[satoshiiarts]

animation test

Inspired by that one vid from tiktok it's a fan art of miguel with the same song, that one got me in a chokehold. (it's unfinished and it'll stay that way till I have enough motivation to actually finish it) was originally supposed to be ranchero!Miguel from a favourite fanfic but got lazy, so I just went with that. (I like to imagine he's wearing his hat)

[ships-to-sail]

Oops! Almost missed this one, thank you to all of you for the tags, it finally woke up my tumblr app enough to yell at me!

The good news is that today was a suuuper productive writing day, and I can taste the end of chapter one of the WW2 AU! We're getting there, yall. The first mile of a million but hey. We're on the path 😂

Since the minute his train had pulled into Grand Central and he’d seen June’s hand flapping at him anxiously from all the way down the terminal, he’d been entranced with everything about New York: the bright lights, the swirl of language and music and noise underlying every corner of the city with its own custom symphony; his ability to start the day with huevos rancheros and end it with chocolate zeppole all within the same distance from his front door. He loved the way the city lived and breathed beneath his feet, the cumulation of hundreds of thousands of private lives all lived within a hair's breadth of one another, on top of a land older than them all, that had been absorbing the energy of a slowly growing humanity long before the first white-ass cabrones had set foot on this already-owned land. “Hey, Alex, missed you last night!” The owner of the corner newsstand yells at him as he passes, waving with the newspaper in his hand as Alex touches two fingers to the corner of his hat and smiles.  “Something tells me you did alright,” he yells back, and catches Miguel’s fond eye roll as he keeps walking and Miguel goes back to stocking the day's papers. 

The boys are on their collision course, friends. Wish them both luck! Tags under the cut, but as always, if you wanna play, consider yourself tagged!

@cheesecurdsgravyandfries @orchidscript @everwitch-magiks @happiness-of-the-pursuit @indomitable-love @celaestis1 @cricketnationrise @rmd-writes @inexplicablymine @welcometololaland @kiwiana-writes @clottedcreamfudge @lilythesilly @sparklepocalypse @nontoxic-writes @tintagel-or-cockleshells @hgejfmw-hgejhsf

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La leyenda resurge… “Zorro”

Diego de la Vega es elegido para ser el nuevo Zorro, pero él solo tiene una preocupación: desenmascarar a los asesinos de su padre y llevarlos ante la justicia, por lo que, en un primer momento, rechaza la propuesta. Tras repensárselo y aceptar el designio de los espíritus, Diego acepta.

En este año uno, del nuevo justiciero, descubrimos como Diego no solo se esmera en solucionar la desesperada situación de los habitantes de Los Ángeles y enmendar las injusticias que sufren, sino también en ganarse su confianza, logrando también el respeto y el cariño del pueblo.

En su búsqueda de la verdad, Diego aprende que ser un héroe no significa solo salvar a los demás, sino aceptar una enorme responsabilidad. Por ello, debe ser capaz de anteponer el bien común al propio, aun a costa de sacrificar aquello que más quiere: la mano de Lolita, su amor de juventud.

Además, descubre cómo es realmente California, un lugar en el que los indígenas conviven con las ambiciones de los rancheros, la comunidad china, los terratenientes explotadores y un gobernador corrupto y tirano que tiene sometido a su pueblo, obligándole a intervenir y a demostrar que los espíritus no se habían equivocado eligiéndole como justiciero.

Este inexperto héroe se abre paso ante todo tipo de adversidades para convertirse en un nuevo Zorro para los nuevos tiempos que vive la multicultural y cambiante sociedad californiana de principios del siglo XIX.

Estreno: 19 de enero de 2024 en Prime Video.

Creada por Carlos Portela, la serie cuenta con las actuaciones de Miguel Bernardeau, Renata Notni, Dalia Xiuhcoatl, Emiliano Zurita, Elia Galera, Paco Tous, Rodolfo Sancho, Cristo Fernández, Francisco Reyes, Cecilia Suárez, Luis Tosar, Ana Layevska, entre otros.

[duartejrtrd]

Quien creo los corridos

El corrido nació a principios del siglo XIX durante la época de la independencia y ganó mucha popularidad durante la Revolución Mexicana (1910-1920), porque relataba las aventuras de los revolucionarios y sus líderes. Los corridos son populares hoy en día también.

A ciencia cierta no se sabe quién los creo pero nos damos una idea pero podés decir que:

Pedro infante, Antonio Aguilar ,Jorge Negrete, Joan Sebastian, Chalino Sánchez , Lalo Mora , Lorenzo de Monteclaro, Cornelio Reyna y José Alfredo Jiménez... etc pero el mejor exponente Beto Quintanilla para mí gusto estos son los exponentes de los corridos rancheros como Miguel miguel los invasores de nuevo León , los cardenales de nuevo León etc como el gallo de oro. Y Ariel Camacho.

[pxgeturner]

let’s get one thing straight. miguel is not a reggaeton boy, but a ranchero man.

p.s… here’s the playlist i made for him

[tarjapearce]

This was an idea that came my mind LDJDJD🤭

Ps: Good journey my dear!

JSKSJSKS OMG 🤭😂

And thank you bebé 😊❤️

[songs-listen]

Cien años

Canción de Rubén Fuentes y Alberto Cervantes, de 1953, interpretada por Pedro Infante.

Cien años, es una canción, bolero o bolero ranchero, obra de los compositores mexicanos Rubén Fuentes y Alberto Raúl Cervantes González. La primera interpretación que popularizó el tema fue la versión grabada por Pedro Infante en 1953, y que fue la canción más exitosa en México en 1954.

La letra es el lamento y reproche por el desdén de la persona amada, así como la reivindicación del sentimiento que subsiste a pesar de la indiferencia, lo cual es expresado conspicuamente por el estribillo de esta canción:

... y sin embargo, vives

unida a mi existencia,

Y si vivo cien años,

cien años pienso en ti.

La Sociedad de Autores y Compositores de México, registra 189 interpretaciones, entre ellas se pueden mencionar las de Pedro Infante, la de Trío Los Panchos, la de Chamín Correa, Daniela Romo, Rosenda Bernal, Yolanda del Río, Vicente Fernández, Thalía, y Mijares en el contexto mexicano, y la interpretación de la estadounidense, Selena en el contexto internacional.

Motivos culturales

Esta canción fue interpretada un par de ocasiones por Pedro Infante, en la película: “Cuidado con el amor” de 1954, dirigida por Miguel Zacarías, donde coprotagonizan: Elsa Aguirre, Fanny Schiller, Eulalio González y Óscar Pulido.

[pinkiemme]

i am disrespectfully looking, howling, and barking at your drawing of ranchero!miguel

Le me join you

[ozimagines]

I hope that your recovery is going well. I was wondering if you would do a SFW alphabet for Chico or/and Miguel. I'm like 80% sure that thats a thing. If not, my apologies and please ignore. Again I do hope that you are doing better. Thank you

That is totally a thing! It’s like the affection alphabet. Very romantic and not sexual. I’ll do both! This one will be Chico SFW Alphabet, the next will be Miguel.

SFW Alphabet with Chico Guerra…

A = Affection (How affectionate are they? How do they show affection?)

His love language is gift giving. When he fucks up and wants to show affection, he’ll get his partner something. Sometimes it’ll be lavish, like a new diamond bracelet (that’s totally not stolen😬). Sometimes it’ll be personal. Like if you write, he’ll get you a nice fountain pen. If you dance, he’ll get you a music box. Think he would also try to make things but just get frustrated that it’s not turning out right. Despite what people think of him, he has feelings. He just doesn’t know how to express them without punching.

B = Best friend (What would they be like as a best friend? How would the friendship start?)

He doesn’t start friendships easy, but once he does, he’s a ride or die. You saw how protective he got over Jorge and Carlo and Carlos. Those were his hermanos. You have to do something for him. Something personal and unprompted. Something that anticipates his needs. It could be anything, but random kindness confuses him so you’ll have to live through the five stages of grief before he thanks you.😅 He’s sort of like a Hyena. Very loyal pack animal.

C = Cuddles (Do they like to cuddle? How would they cuddle?)

Ask him and he’ll say no. Catch him on a bad day, where nothing is going right, bad memories were brought up, and everything seems like it’s crashing down around him. He’ll get home, you’ll greet him and he’ll say nothing. Just plop down on a seat next to you, lean down, and put his head in your lap. Sometime, he’ll spoon you in the night without saying a word. Or he’ll wait till you fall asleep to whisper in your ear how his day went. Takes him a while to open up physically to cutsey things.

D = Domestic (Do they want to settle down? How are they at cooking and cleaning?)

I think he could be domestic for his partner, but he never saw himself doing that so he’ll need to get in a rhythm. Doesn’t wash dishes very well. Not very tidy. He can cook huevos rancheros but that’s about it. His laundry day is when he can’t see the floor anymore.

E = Ending (If they had to break up with their partner, how would they do it?)

Text message from 🤪Chico Guerra❤️

🤪Chico Guerra❤️: hey, this isn’t working. Sorry.

You: … yo what the actual-

F = Fiance(e) (How do they feel about commitment? How quick would they want to get married?)

Ahhhhhhh… there’s that word again. Commitment. That’s never been his strong suit. Think he’d work best in an open relationship or a swingers relationship. But pure monogamy? I don’t know, folks. I think he wants to, but he’s just so driven by impulses that you’ll have to forgive him a few times if you want it to work.

G = Gentle (How gentle are they, both physically and emotionally?)

Don’t think he’d be very gentle at first. Actually, probably not until you needed him to be. He comes home to you crying one night, and after a few rounds of “who did this to you?” And you explaining that it’s not like that and you’re just sad, he’ll kind of give out a defeated “oh” and just sit with you for a moment. He’ll put your head on his to cry, even if you both aren’t saying anything. He’ll turn on some goofy movie for you to watch, or a really serious classy movie that he drags to shit until you’re laughing again. You almost laughed till you peed during Amadeus.

H = Hugs (Do they like hugs? How often do they do it? What are their hugs like?)

He’ll say his fine and doesn’t need one but you can tell when he does. He’ll get that defeated look in his eyes. That sigh when he says he doesn’t want to talk anymore. You can’t ask him. He’ll say no or make a lewd joke to cover up his feelings. You just have to hug him anyway. When he feels your body around his, his head stops spinning and his heart rate goes down.

I = I love you (How fast do they say the L-word?)

Says I love you for everything at first. Got my favorite taco? I love you. Saved me a space at the table? I love you. Then, you’re not there one day and he realizes he really does love you. He stops saying it altogether. You’re a little hurt and ask him why. He gets all blushy and aggressive, probably saying something stupid like it’s none of your business. You get a text from him later that night.

Text message from 🤪Chico Guerra❤️

🤪Chico Guerra❤️: fine. it’s not nothing. I love you okay?

😁Y/N🥰 loved this message.

J = Jealousy (How jealous do they get? What do they do when they’re jealous?)

Oof. Yeah, it really takes nothing for him to get possessive and jealous. You could be talking to a barista for a little too long and he’ll be butthurt all day. It depends on what season you’re dating him in. Season two, anyone looks at you too long and they’re eating pavement. Season six, he’d probably still get aggressive but would make an effort to try and talk about it. He’ll do that after he lashes out in some insane way though. His superpower is hindsight.

K = Kisses (What are their kisses like? Where do they like to kiss you? Where do they like to be kissed?)

Wet kisses. Passionate. Lots and lots of tongue. Likes to miss the lips every once in a while and get the cheek. He likes his make out session sloppy. He will also mumble into your mouth during the kiss, like something in Spanish to himself.

L = Little ones (How are they around children?)

Confused but caring. He’s never mean to kids, he just doesn’t quite know how to talk to them. He tries though, and his dry sarcasm almost always makes them laugh. He also lets them play on him. Like crawl over him, hide between his legs, and hold onto his arm and swing. Doesn’t bother him. He was a high energy kid himself.

M = Morning (How are mornings spent with them?)

Wakes up fairly late. Prefers working nights. He’ll get up, doom scroll for a while before coming downstairs. Prefers when his partner makes food, but he can cook eggs well enough. Like mango juice in the morning, not orange. When he does have orange, it’s pulp all the way, baby. Likes to read the paper in the morning. Mostly for the scores and fights. Sometimes he reads the obituaries just to see if there’s anyone he knows. On Saturdays he watches cartoons though; shhhhhhhhhhh!

N = Night (How are nights spent with them?)

He comes him from work exhausted. I write him as a mechanic since he played one in Law and Order. He throws down his keys and waits for his partner to greets them. They have a little intimacy time, then they make dinner, Chico burning almost everything. He likes to watch TV before bed. Mostly TV movies. You settle into bed and he’ll wish you good dreams, then he’ll put his cold feet on yours for a laugh.

O = Open (When would they start revealing things about themselves? Do they say everything all at once or wait a while to reveal things slowly?)

He waits a while and you just kind of figure out things about him. Like he’ll just be talking about something and drop information about himself he doesn’t even realize he said. You just have to collect the Easter eggs to really get to know him.

Text message from 😁Y/N🥰

😁Y/N🥰: Wanna hang?

🤪Chico Guerra❤️: I would but today’s the anniversary of my brother’s murder. Tomorrow?

😁Y/N🥰: ???

P = Patience (How easily angered are they?)

HA! Patience of a less than five year old taking that psychology marshmallow test. The one where they say if you don’t eat this marshmallow I’ll give you two. And they come back and the kid has it in its mouth. No patience for War Boy.

Q = Quizzes (How much would they remember about you? Do they remember every little detail you mention in passing, or do they kind of forget everything?)

So if you ask him a specific question he will not have an answer at all. Family member’s name. Favorite color. Shit like that. That said, he’ll do things that shows he knows you. Like if you don’t like the cherry on your ice cream, he’ll just wordlessly take it off your plate. Or order extra fries so he can give you some. Or getting you a pair of shoes that match your favorite pants. He knows you, he just doesn’t know it yet lol

R = Remember (What is their favorite moment in your relationship?)

One day, you both had a really bad argument. Like really bad. You’re still living together though, so you come home after work the next day. It had been a particularly rough day for both of you at work. So you decide, after a few sour looks and awkward silence, that it’s worth it not to be mad at each other right now. Neither one admits right or wrong, but you need to be with someone you love. Chico asks if you wanna go to some of his favorite spots. You grab too many beers and head out. He takes you to the batting cages at a park. It’s dubious whether or not you guys were breaking in or not. You guys hit a few balls together, but he really knocks them out of the park. He strips to his wife-beater so you can see his muscles as he does this, winking at you. You’re both tipsy at this point. You head to a nearby hotel you may or have not been trespassing on, and get in the hot tub. You just spend the whole night laughing and getting drunk on the beers and each other. It was a simple night, but he needed it. You just make everything better.

S = Security (How protective are they? How would they protect you? How would they like to be protected?)

Oh he’s your German Shepard at this point. Like he’ll start something in the clubs because someone was looking at you weird. Anyone actually tries something with you, and they’re just over. Gone. Nothing. Dust. He’s does care if he goes back to prison for you.

T = Try (How much effort would they put into dates, anniversaries, gifts, everyday tasks?)

Not a lot at first. Just in it for the fucking. After that, he tries to put effort in, but it’s mostly flashing cash around the clubs all night, getting you can’t jewelry or fashion items, and giving you all the finest things. You really don’t care. Your best dates with him have been when he doesn’t cry, and he just takes you for a burger and makes you laugh and touches on you. You never feel more like his partner until those moments.

U = Ugly (What would be some bad habits of theirs?)

Never puts away his clothes or does the dishes. Just generally disorganized. He also tends to drink from the bottle in the fridge instead of getting himself a glass. He leaves the toilet seat up often so if you have to use it fast you almost fall in every time. It never fails to make Chico laugh. 🤣

V = Vanity (How concerned are they with their looks?)

Very concerned. Wasn’t considered the cute one as a kid. He grew up into a devilishly handsome man, and he used that to his advantage often. The one thing he is self conscious about is his eyes. When Alvarez brings it up, he sees red. You actually love his eyes -if you’re anything like me- and compliment them often. He’s got beautiful brown eyes. 👀

W = Whole (Would they feel incomplete without you?)

Yes. Without a doubt. He doesn’t have very much or very many people who care whether or not he lives or dies. When he finds someone, even if he can’t admit otherwise or even acknowledge it, they become his whole world. Just everything. And he’ll protect them as such.

X = Xtra (A random headcanon for them.)

Total. I mean TOTAL anime nerd. He loves Attack on Titan and the Promised Neverland. He enjoys watching them with a cheap bowl of ramen. Chico doesn’t like expensive ramens; he likes the cheap ones his family could afford when he was younger. The 33¢ ones. He’ll add leftover pork, some greens, carrots and all that to jazz it up, but it never amounts to more than five bucks.

Y = Yuck (What are some things they wouldn’t like, either in general or in a partner?)

Absolutely no ketchup on eggs. Like none. Big yuck for this guy. When you make huevos rancheros for the kids and they don’t want hot sauce, you use ketchup and he almost divorces you.😅 Another yuck for him is partners that are shitty to kids. You don’t have to be a savant but if you’re mean, you can fuck off and die in his books.

Z = Zzz (What is a sleep habits of theirs?)

Soft snorer. He’s also like an octopus in his sleep. Will pull his partner close unconsciously, tangling his legs amongst theirs, arms wrapped around them entirely. Will make a joke that he was just getting rid of his erection, but you know it’s because with you, he feels safe. ❤️

[monroyblues]

"Blues Ranchero" en San Miguel de Allende, Gto. México

[juan021272]

Independencia de México

¿Qué es la Independencia de México resumen?

El 16 de septiembre de 1810 estalló una revolución social de la cual nacería nuestro país como una Nación independiente, libre y soberana. El 27 de septiembre de 1821 culminó la Independencia de México, después de una guerra de once años que fue una gran revolución popular para librarse del dominio español.La guerra de Independencia fue una masiva revolución popular, en la que decenas de miles de indígenas, de afrodescendientes, de mulatos, de mestizos, campesinos, mineros y rancheros, hombres y mujeres, engrosaron las filas insurgentes siguiendo al llamado del cura Miguel Hidalgo y Costilla y, en unos cuantos meses, conformaron un ejército popular que hirió de muerte al régimen colonial y desmanteló un sistema social opresivo y excluyente. La lucha encabezada por Hidalgo y continuada por José María Morelos fue un movimiento libertario y justiciero Después de once años de guerra civil, se presentó una coyuntura favorable para ponerle fin mediante la alianza entre el jefe realista, Agustín de Iturbide, y el jefe insurgente, Vicente Guerrero, quienes decidieron consumar la Independencia a través de un pacto político que se plasmó en el Plan de Iguala, con el que se identificaron prácticamente todos los grupos sociales del país y todas las regiones.

[diarioelpepazo]

"El Abusador" acumula tres bambinazos en lo que va de campaña y promedia .397 puntos en bateo, una de las cifras más altas en la Liga Nacional. Lleva 11 carreras y ha anotado 13 en catorce juegos. Acuña Jr bateó de 4-3. Para Estrada también fue su tercer estacazo y mantiene una encendida línea de bateo con .262 de promedio y 6 carreras empujadas. Martín Pérez le ganó el duelo a Luis García y alcanzó su segunda victoria.   Stefano Malavé Macri/Harold Capote Los Bravos de Atlanta se imponen en una nueva jornada del mejor beisbol del mundo en el Kauffman Stadium de Kansas City ante los Reales por marcador de diez carreras por seis, siendo Ronald Acuña Jr una de las figuras del encuentro. El pelotero sabanero desapareció la bola en la sexta entrada, cuando tenía cuenta de cero bolas y dos strikes, un out y un corredor en la inicial. Un sólido batazo por el sector izquierdo pondría las acciones diez carreras por tres. "El Abusador" ya cuenta con tres bambinazos en la presente campaña y promedia .397 puntos en bateo, una de las cifras más altas en la Liga Nacional. También ha impulsado once carreras y ha anotado trece en catorce juegos. Acuña Jr tiene récord de 4-3 en el duelo de este viernes con un cuadrangular, dos sencillos y dos remolques, los cuales llegaron por medio de su cuadrangular. Thairo Estrada apalea a los Tigres de Miguel Cabrera   [caption id="attachment_70853" align="aligncenter" width="675"] Thairo Estrada. Foto: AP[/caption] Thairo Estrada suma su tercer vuelacercas de la temporada, en el choque entre los Gigantes de San Francisco y los Tigres de Detroit. El criollo castigó en su primer turno al bate al abridor de los bengalíes, Joey Wentz. Con una conexión al jardín izquierdo y central, el equipo de la bahía se adelantó en el choque. Al octavo pitcheo del turno, el venezolano logró conectar la bola en uno de los parques más difíciles por la amplitud de sus jardines. Mantiene una encendida línea de bateo, con promedio para .262 de promedio y seis carreras empujadas. That's one way to start a game 💪 @SFGiants pic.twitter.com/NkjAp2hrbv — B/R Walk-Off (@BRWalkoff) April 14, 2023 Estrada es uno de los toleteros más encendidos de la alineación de los Gigantes, que quiere volver a pelear en el Oeste de la Nacional. Martín Pérez se lleva la mejor parte ante Luis García [caption id="attachment_70854" align="aligncenter" width="675"] Martín pérez logró su segunda victoria. Foto: Instagram losrangers[/caption] El nuevo capítulo de duelo monticular entre venezolanos en las Grandes Ligas, fue ganado por Martín Pérez ante Luis García. Durante 5 entradas el zurdo lanzó de manera aceptable, cediendo 5 imparables, 2 cuadrangulares, 2 carreras, limpias ambas, dio 4 boletos y ponchó a 4 para dejar su marca en 2-1 con 2.87 de efectividad con los Rangers de Texas. En contraparte, para los Astros de Houston el derecho también lanzó 5 tramos de 5 carreras, todas merecidas, con 2 pasaportes y 7 abanicados. Cargó con el revés que dejó su balance en 0-2 con 7.71. Desde el mismo primer inning los rancheros picaron adelante, con doble de Nathaniel Lowe que engomó a Marcus Semien. Sumaron otras 2 en la alta del 3ro por intermedio del cuadrangular de Adolis García, que encontró a Lowe en circulación. La respuesta sideral llegó en el cierre de ese episodio tras vuelacercas solitario de Yordan Álvarez, pero la inefectividad del criollo en el montículo, permitió a Texas ampliar con 2 en la 5ta, ahí de nuevo apareció Lowe, esa vez con sencillo impulsor de Leody Taveras y Semien. Houston de nuevo descontó con tablazo de cuatro esquinas sin gente en bases, salido del madero de Martín Maldonado, esto fue insuficiente y la visita marcó otra en el 9no para cerrar la pizarra 6x2. Los Rangers quedaron con récord de 8-5; los Astros con 6-8.   Para recibir en tu celular esta y otras informaciones, únete a nuestras redes sociales, síguenos en Instagram, Twitter y Facebook como @DiarioElPepazo El Pepazo/Meridiano