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At this point, according to some braindead fans, even breathing is a crime when you're Carlos Sainz. I'm pretty sure I'm gonna have to change my career path to a lawyer because as a CS55 fan, defending Carlos has become an hourly job.
"He is not a team player"/"He is selfish"- you go sit in an F1 car, try to compete at 300kmph+, do your best to make up places, all while racing for your fucking career, and then come lecture me about being a team player. Like what the fuck is he supposed to do? Just let others pass him? Are we even watching the same sport?
In racing, you either fight or you fall behind. Nobody likes to fall behind without a fight.
Carlos raced, fought, earned those places and got that podium. And he won't be apologizing for that.
#if he is putting up a good fight he's an asshole for that but if your favorite boy does it he is the future of racing#i get that you don't like carlos and that's completely fine but hating on him for literally doing what he's supposed to?#do you even hear yourself? how stupid you sound?#carlos sainz#carlos sainz jr#cs55#carlos#f1#formula 1#austin gp 2024#cota 2024#usa gp 2024#tumblr
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lestappen playing padel publicly… rbr and christian posting lestappen content… openly supporting their friendship all of a sudden… do you think christian horner sent max on an extraction mission
#christian was like contract offers are not enough we need to lure him with vibes and fun hehes#do you think Christian has max texting Charles shit like tough luck mate 😔 if only you had a team that supported you 😔#you can’t convince me that there isn’t a second (or third???) campaign push to poach Charles going on rn#like if there isn’t one after that race idk what rbr is doing#get him while he’s weak Christian!!!!! send the bestie you’re gift wrapping for him to get the job done!!#rbr charles#the agenda is here it’s present I’m living and dying by it#Ik some of y’all think rbr would be horrible to him but frankly I don’t think they’re that stupid tactically#their pr game is better than most at the very least they wouldn’t want the horrendous optics#and lbr the narrative of stealing Ferraris golden boy and treating him better goes crazy#that’s the sort of ego rush diabolical marketing rbr thrives on#i mean. look at daniel#charles leclerc#f1#lestappen#red bull racing#*delphi
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Ride 773: Rematch!!
Pag 1
1: Let's do it, an all-out battle!!
There's 2km left until the finish line!!
2: Hahaha, I'll tell you one more time
You'll be defeated without even getting to know “golden yellow”!!
Pag 2
1: Not bad!! I'll crush that statement under my feet!! Orange!!
Pag 3
1: That's impressive, San-na!! But when you'll see it with your own eyes
2: will you be able to stay calm? Let's try!!
Fourth stage!!
6: Wisteria flowers!?
Pag 4
1: “Gamboge”!!
2: He's accelerating again!! More than that....
3: he's doing it while looking over his shoulder!?
Pag 5
3: Houruaaagh
4: Seriously!? Damn, he's fast!!
You can accelerate even while looking over your shoulder!? You think you can so easily overpower me!? That's what it means!? Damn you!!
Pag 6
1: This really is the best!!
I can't keep calm with this!!
2: Tsk!! Are you fired up, instead!?
3: I've been searching for it, for someone who'd come charging at me like you do..... someone who could really do it!!
Pag 7
1: There were many guys who came at me during this past year!!
It's Doubashi
Doubashi is moving!
2: Are you the Doubashi who got the sprint number bib in the Inter High!? I'll stop you!!
In races...
3: I'm known as “Kanagawa's flash”!! I'm confident in my sprinting!!
4: Come at me!!
5: Come
Douba-
6: Shi..... huh, in just one moment...
Is he a... “sparkler”?
7: Even inside the club
Are you Doubashi-san?
Pag 8
1: We're the Saimon brothers, first years
We're twins, they call us....
2: He's so fast....!!
3: Yessir
Yessir
Yessir!!
4: Let's race, Doubashi!!
5: Alright!!
Gyaa-!!
6: But none of them could really do it!!
7: This past year....
Pag 9
1: I've become too strong!!
2: Hahaha, aren't you quite persistent? If it's hard you can just
3: Like I can give up such a fun attraction so easily!?
4: Buorah!!
Pag 10
1: 1.5km left!!
Pag 11
1: It's getting closer, the final line of our race!! Orange!!
San-na!!
Pag 12
1: Hahaha
After last year's Inter High, I
2: The only thing that got me fired up was defeating you!!
3: I really want to defeat him
Next time we meet, I wanna be able to tell him “gap”
“Gap”?
That's a “gap”
4: What should I do!?
5: So I just practiced blindly!! Not knowing how!!
But I realized that was a mistake
6: After the send-off party for the third years...
Pag 13
1: I got a note from god for the first time in a long while
2: This is the last note for you
Those aiming for the mountain will never reach the mountain
3: Don't mistake your goal for something else
4: Those few words were written on it
At first, I didn't understand what they meant
I thought maybe it was a riddle, but after I read it 116 times, I finally understood!!
5: It was about setting the goal!!
6: It meant that “as long as San-na is your goal, you can never surpass him”!! “Look higher up, look higher!!
And so, I
Pag 14
1: Came here aiming to be “ Japan's number one”!!
4: Those eyes!! They're the eyes of someone who's seriously worked hard to become “Japan's number one”!!
Pag 15
2: Ohh!! On!! Kaburagi-kun is still one-on-one against Hakogaku's Doubashi, and there's 1500m until the sprint line, on!!
Way to go!!
3: Goo!! Just like that!!
4: They got through? Those words
Kaburagi....
If it's you-
Pag 16
1: I knew you would understand!!
2: Hahaha, I wonder why
Just now, for a moment, in my head
3: I imagined Aoyagi-san's face!!
4: In the final stage of this sprint race there are three technical curves!!
5: One's done, there are two left!! Are you going to fall there? Don't make any stupid mistakes!!
Pag 17
1: I want a pure race!!
Same goes for you!!
2: Izumida-san....
5: The words Izumida-san told me that day
“Emotions are strength”
6: If that's the case, then this thrilling “joy” of having someone of equal power before my eyes is strength too, after all!!
Pag 18
1: Izumida-san!!
Pag 21
3: Huh!?
#yowamushi pedal#yowapeda#yowapeda manga#yowamushi pedal translations#yowamushi pedal manga#yowamushi pedal spoilers#ride 773#and we're baaaaack!!#gosh i love kaburagi so much ;A;#and his relationship with aoyagi too!! The most precious senpai-kouhai relationship ever tbh#he still doesn't realize the orange beena god is actually aoyagi ;A; HES SO STUPID I LOVE HIM SO MUCH#also why is this race against doubashi so romantic asgksad#'why' i ask as if this isnt simply what always happens with races in this manga#too many feelings and emotions for our little cyclists boys#kiji why are you crushing their date!! they're having a moment!! mind your own business!!#this is unacceptable smh#hagdskhasgkd i love this this is so exciting?????#still betting on kiji winning#even though it is annoying that hes crashing the kabubashi race#lmao
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here we have the dazzling futures of ferrari and mercedes, everybody
#ollie bearman#kimi antonelli#prema racing#f2#f1#these fucking boys i am so so attached to them#tweeted about this already but I'm coming on here too bc I live for them#no team is on prema's level of stupid PR and I love them
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maybe im just being pedantic but is anyone else irrationally annoyed about how ryan breslin isnt credited on spotify for king of new york? while ben, kara, and lewis are??
like obviously i love the others, but i mean kony is ryan's song. like ok just counting their solo lines:
davey: 1 line
les: 2 lines
katherine: 5 lines
race: 12 lines
he's credited in the dance break version so why not the main version ??
hes also credited in once and for all, even though hes literally only got two lines in that ??
spotify make it make sense
#if there is an actual reason for this and im just being stupid then#woops#anyway run my man ryan his credit#newsies#racetrack higgins#ryan breslin#newsies fandom#livesies#also even henry has more lines in kony than davey ?? hes got 2 solo lines and 2 with race#while daveys just got the one solo line ??#love u benny boy but ur name should not be up there#and DEFINITELY should not be first#king of new york
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catch me laughing in the club awkwardly because this season has a 19 year old blonde female companion from London, a space travelling left of law brunette queer boy who flirts heavily with the doctor, absolutely zero writers of colour and no mention of sensitivity readers…….and next season the new companion is a woman of colour. uh oh!
#he’s not stupid enough to do Martha again but be REAL with me. do you think this man can handle writing for a brown woman and a black man#and make it in any way genuinely tasteful. the one race he’s punched down and the other he’s basically ignored during his tenure :/#rtd seems to think because he has the lived experience of the great struggles of being queer in the 80s and onwards#which was a serious struggle and came with its issues#that he understands being a person of colour? like he wrote an episode about racism and then laughed about not needing a sensitivity reader#before he handed it off to ncuti. but it needed one because it was a stupid episode because he’s white and moreover#seems to think he understands WITHOUT actually getting any of the nuance. which makes it worse.#im just concerned to put it lightly#like chibnall’s bad habit was ‘good episode followed by a bad episode so bad you forget the good episode even existed’#but at least he got writers of colour in to make some of those episodes! he actually cared! and also fumbled real bad (nazi uniform… ://)#still. he actually gave it a pretty good shot and opened some doors behind the scenes. like the writer’s room which is just as important#and also in the scenes tbf like yaz and ryan sharing scenes as poc companions during the same run was groundbreaking#and rtd just closed them again going actually no im doctor who’s most specialist boy and we should do my run all over again#stop this man. get someone new in. he is not much better than chibnall rn like he is not batting hits#stop letting the world’s most charismatic doctor (ncuti i will get rid of regeneration to keep you. i love you. wish you had better writing)#distract you from the fact RTD is doing a ‘biggest hits’ tour rn. stop him!!!!!!! please can we have a showrunner of colour! a woman! please#rtd critical#doctor who#dw
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il predestinato della ferrari
editing belongs to me do not repost anywhere especially f1twt
#their favorite boy🥹🫶🏻😭#sedicii😭😭😭😭#my fav genre of photos seriously#also there was a photo of charles hugging with the team it was after the race#it was either ausgp2022 or austraingp2022#not really sure sbinalino was posted it#one of my fav useres unfortunately deactivated#if you can find it please send it to me#i looked everywhere but couldn’t find it#f1#f1blr#f1edit#f1 fandom#charles leclerc#f1 ferrari#ferrari#charles leclerc edit#f1 aesthetic#*my editing#there’s no way of making stupid rumors because that man is happy in red#walking ferrari#also their favorite boy❤️
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Ooooooooh i seriously need to get off tumblr until this anti-oscar agenda cools down or im about to go full protective mclaren mom mode on their asses and no one wants that
#stop comparing lando and oscar#landos experience against oscars still-new learning curves are NOT comparable#it makes you look absolutely stupid if you compare them like that in a way that blatantly belittles oscar#sunday was not fun for anyone but pitting lando and oscar against each other and nitpicking their past races is NOT THE WAY TO DO IT#this was a MCLAREN FUCK UP and NOT an oscar piastri fuck up#grow up and shut up#leave my boys - BOTH OF THEM - alone#look forwards not backwards#whats done is done#its not landos fault its certainly not oscars fault#shut the fuck up
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People complaining when a fandom disproportionately gets mlm ships in the fic section... gods guys just be the change you wanna see in the world, if you want sapphic writing that badly then write it.
#me as I write a cute pg lil julie and the phantoms fic for warmups#she's in college she's still got the boys she's met a girl possessed by a dead popstar- wait#it's mostly for my roommate that loves the show but also the show slaps and deserved way more seasons#but also this is about the dungeon meshi fandom like rolling my eyes at the people complaining about the surge of mlm ships#THEN FUCKING WRITE SOME SAPPHIC AND WLW SHIT YOU COWARDS unfortunately I am busy and have no dog in that race#I'm here for the men.#also gods fandom is so fucking stupid you see ONE arbitrary lil dumb factoid about what ships exist and suddenly the queers are fighting#smh this is so stupid
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Do you think ancients have nerves in their anemone hair? And if they wanted to cut it to a shorter length would they need to numb it first?
stars and heavens above you've no idea how much i had been mullin this shit over, fuckin.... cuz like Technically that hair is what a proper (our real life) sea anemones are. that's literally just it, the rest of the body is some weird ass evolution stunt circus that i've given up on tryin to explain to myself an hour into initial designing process. so by That logic they REALLY probably shouldn't be cutting it
but we don't have the evolution stunt circus rest of the body for nothin n they already do worrying body modifications so feckin hell might as well, right?
you can notice with Sparrows that she never really cuts it and it grows rather slowly
(and also i am shit at watching out for the hair length most of the time)
so "haircuts" would be probably pretty rare and usually done by the wealthy or smth
but Also when i drew Wind as an Ancient
my thought process was that the "hair" can be either pulled out completely (probably for those religious purposes again) or fall out naturally despite being a much more solid part of the Ancients than our own hair. es probably Some kind of medical condition
#Spot says stuff#rw#the hair shit has been agonizing me for So long. from like. the Form that it takes (i often find myself thinkin of hair texture of-#-black folks even though regionally the ancients are inspired by a different race) to tryin to make it special in like different hair-#-stylization and and possibly Texture. euros as ancient hair bullshit is the most agonizing Fucking thing ive ever done n Right Now i have-#-a question for that design n my ass decided to go big boy on it so i have to draw those STUPID curls in a SERIOUS manner its KILLIN ME#yall dont see it but im fucking squaring up with some parts of the design philosophies every goddamn day. That Fuckin Hair Bullshit i swear#it looks sick though so we shall Weather
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you know i'm usually the last person to have strong opinions on movie casting announcements but the idea of jacob elordi playing heathcliff stirs a fiery sense of indignation in my heart
#text post#i guess there was also timmy chalamet as dylan that's just downright stupid casting but honestly idc#i'm not gonna see that movie anyway i promise you#im kinda over dylan hype in the year of our lord 2024. let's pay tribute to other 60s acts ok#the 60s weren't just the beatles and bob dylan i promise#wheras wuthering heights certainly doesn't need another adaptation but i can't say i wouldn't watch one#like the story just is timeless and versatile. i think it just does hold up to retellings. it's one of those stories#i don't think i'll ever find one i like more than the 1939 one but that's ok#also it's been said nd this is a huge point so i may as well say it aloud even though i feel like we should all be on the same page already#seriously another white heathcliff in the year of our lord 2024?#i understand that the race of heathcliff is ambiguous but theres almost no room for arguing heathcliff is STRICTLY and CERTAINLY white#like it's not specified or stated in the text but it's just plain uncontroversial to ASSUME heathcliff is at least a biracial poc#his dark skin is referred to all over the place in the book. he's mistreated for it. cmon#it's just gotta have the popular hot white boy of the month#who frankly doesn't even look the part of heathcliff even if you WERE to whitewash the character as has been done many times#be so for real#i don't think margot robbie is super right for cathy bc she just kinda should be playing older roles at this point. all love for her#but like cathy is maybe in her early 20s at oldest. margot robbie doesn't look that young anymore and thats ok#i love her but it's just strange to picture cathy the immature coquette being mid-30s#she also does look noticeably older than elordi whereas they're supposed to be the same age#but i don't take issue w her playing cathy at like nearly the level of elordi as heathcliff#that makes me sick to my stomach honestly#and no i'm not like a hater of this actor for like moral reasons idfc about him but just. as heathcliff? no.#no no no no. never
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#sorry for being so afk recently#it probably won't change#i haven't had a calm moment since mid-December and it's starting to gnaw at my brain#and now the only irl place where I felt somewhat happy is falling apart bc of in-group-politics#it's so annoying#can't we just all breathe for a second?#can't everyone stop being passive aggressive assholes to each other for FIVE FUCKING MINUTES?#i don't want to pick sides#i don't want this stupid group to break apart#something has been feeling off since October and last week my friend and I finally put our finger on it#and BOY figuring it out has.not.helped.#meanwhile all I've been doing has been watching old races from the 90s#bc the only thing that makes my brain shut up at the moment is cars going vroom in a circle for 1.5hrs apparently#every irl interaction atm feels like walking on egg shells#and the only thing that's stopping me from crying every time i get home is just keeping myself busy and not thinking abt my life ever#anyway my insurance has blocked me from therapy for the next 3 years so that's great#.....i don't want to come on here and just complain but nothing has been going right recently.#maybe i'll be back to normal eventually but not at the moment#not for a while
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seeing stupid posts today so: requiring an actor to disclose their sexuality to play a role is fucking ridiculous and real life human beings cannot "queerbait" because they're real people and not a character on your shitty little detective show
#also. if we say only gay people can play gay roles guess what they're going to say about straight roles#race is very very different - fucking VISIBLY SO#and! not to forget that sexuality is and can be fluid so!#what the fuck are y'all talking about!!!!!#stupid ass website#by me#this is bc of the posts about rwrb boy#but is broadly applicable
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Brocedes, always
Nico doesn’t know what to say— he thinks faintly that he’s going to a have a hell of a bruise to explain the next morning.
Lewis doesn’t look much better opposite him, hair mussed and breathing heavy, a tear in his uniform shirt. He’s clenching his hands by his sides, rhythmically flexing his fingers.
It’s stupid— they’re behind the school gym, faint chalk marks from art class still staining the pavement and the chatter of students just behind the wall.
It doesn’t really matter though.
They could be anywhere and do this; always.
Lewis gathers saliva into his mouth, a horrible, grotesque noise; he turns his head to the side and spits a wet pink gob out onto the concrete. Nico fights to not look disgusted, willing his face to stay neutral.
“I don’t care if you thought it was dangerous, or you thought I wouldn’t win, or what—“ Lewis is pointing a finger at him now and Nico is sneering. He can feel his mouth moving even though he doesn’t want it to, it’s like an instinctual response.
There are grazes on the backs of Lewis’ knuckles.
He hates this, the rhythm that they’re caught in.
“I’m breaking up with you—” it bursts out of him, and he can see Lewis reel back, surprised. Nico never comes out the gate swinging. He thinks, almost laughs, whats the point now if the gate is smashed to pieces behind him, “—and I’m not racing with you anymore.”
“Well—“
There’s a burst of laughter from somewhere else, the smell of hot baking asphalt in Nico’s nose. Sweat drips behind his ear steadily. They stare at each other.
Lewis continues.
“—I don’t care. You’re shit anyway, everyone comes to watch me.”
Nico blanches, can feel himself go red right up to the roots of his pale blonde hair, the way he hates.
“Fuck off,” it’s a weak comeback, sounds pathetic in his ears. He repeats it to see if that makes it sound better.
It doesn’t.
He thought he might’ve had the last word, for once.
send me a ship + word/sentence!
#im conceptualising a boy-racer au...#as in they like have stupid modded cars that they race illegally with other schewpid teenagers#brocedes#lh44#nico rosberg#f1 rpf#asks#ty!!!!!#my fic#boyracer au
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If I had to describe D2's multiplayer design I would say it's "intentionally designed to create hateful people and only the fact that sometimes people are nice changes that"
#girlbob.txt#for example#d2 doesn't have a solo setting for game modes that have matchmaking#it also likes putting side objectives that are entirely optional in those matchmade modes#it ALSO teleports you to the boss if you even try to do anything optional after someone starts the fight#so basically#bungie thinks you should go fuck yourself if you wanna play their game the way its designed instead of either already having friends#or being a baby back bitch tryhard who doesn't care about anything except getting his stwong boy number up#such a great sense of community that my only option rn is to race ahead of everyone in the hopes that nobody starts the boss fight#before i can get to the stupid jumping puzzle designed around corners where death puts you at the very start with a 15 second timeout
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Making very dumb choices on what to work on
#redoing entire hs fan race to make some stupid meme parody comics#where i give my best boy the new trait of: yeah i can probably put that in my mouth
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