#Raccoon answers

[dailyraccoons]

I dont like rocket raccoon because I work at a sanctuary for surrendered/seized pet raccoons and like 90% of the time that poor bastard is named rocket and we have to rename it. I only have so many names left in me after 6 years of this. I hate what he did to me

You're the most valid person on this raccoon blog tonight

I'm going to use this as an excuse from now on when people ask why I don't like the guy lmfao

[raccoon-eyed-rebel]

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(And you just know I want to ask 💦 🤣🤣🤣)

⚡️Lightning - Have you ever spontaneously added something to your story that you wouldn't have added normally? If so, what made you do it?

Hm.... "Spontaneously"? Not that I can recall. But I added Sy to Under Orders and it was all YOUR. FAULT.

🌊 Tsunami - When and where do you like to write?

Pretty much whenever the mood strikes me, wherever I am, but MAN do I prefer "at my own computer back home, with my own keyboard"....

🌈 Rainbow - What do you think makes your story unique / stand out?

The level of realism I don't typically see in fanfic. I crave it, so I love that I do that. And people seem to think I'm hilarious and laughing while reading smut was a new experience for some of them.

And honestly I think I have some kickass ideas. (ex; the Fantasy AU. Not gonna be modest about it; I fucking love my weird little creatures!)

💦 Flood - How many WIPs do you have?

Let's see...

Under Orders (not just 5, but 6 and 7 as well, just saying...) = 3

Natural

179CS

FixU

Coffee + Cats (the next one, and also the one after, and the next 2 after that) = 4

Mermaid!ofc x sailor!Marshall (currently blandly titled 'part of your world)

The Edge of Paradise (I might want to finish that at some point, FFS)

Shot through the heart (working title. Photographer!Mike)

White Blossoms (still haven't finished that pesky wedding...)

A kinky little number involving ropes, D/s and our very own Napoleon Solo (Modern AU)

Diary of a pretty boy (affectionately dubbed 'the hooker fic'. Darkfic)

Father Walker (priest!August. Also darkfic)

A first times headcanon

A little addition to the fantasy AU where Satyr!Charles gets absolutely nowhere with whatever nymph he ventures near, because FUNNY

Don't think I'm yours (modern!sugar daddy! Charles)

Daddy!August drabble where he has you write lines for very poor behaviour..... (Read; a brat-ass attitude he refuses to attempt to smack out of you anymore) 👀👀

The pirate fic (pirate Mike, Melot and Stephen, August snuck in there, a few others, perhaps)

So... Anything you'd be particularly interested in?

(that's 17 WIPs, where no1 counts for 3 and not counts for 4, so add 5, makes a total of 21...)

@geralts-yenn @ellethespaceunicorn @mayloma @martha-oi @ylva-syverson Anyone in favor of me finishing something special? 😂😂

[just-a-random-raccoon]

Traduction: Hello. Guess who am I 👻, well I wanted to do a question to Dave. What it feels to be you?

Ok o eres Charly/s1llyyyst4rz o Mike. Y estoy un 78% segura que es el primero.

[mars0upial]

this blog has such intense 18 year old chronically online energy. the radfem posting when youre literally a child that does not understand the repercussions of the ideology your spreading is concerning and amusing at the same time. get well soon xoxo - your local trans sex addict who loves porn and sex workers and trans people and hopes your server spits in your drink <3

you’re spreading*

also like okay. i’m chronically online. okay anon who has stalked me enough to know i’m chronically online and don’t understand what i’m saying. also you cant love sex workers if you love porn lol it’s like saying you love children and therefore only buy from child sweatshops.

also i’m a server and a full time student lol get a grip do u think i have the money to go out for food?

also also i love the way i’m a stupid child who doesn’t understand anything but when i was 12 i was old enough to understand that i must be a boy trapped in a girls body because i was lesbian and struggling with internalised homophobia and body dysmorphia. that makes so much sense!!!! thank you ❤️

[g1gglee-rxccoon]

❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🤎🖤🤍 I’ll leave somme leftovers

❤️ - I refuse to answer this

🧡 - .....Nnnnowhere (Uh something that won't kill Me, like my neck or smth)

💛 - too many good ones, I'd say all are equally good<3 :D

💚 - aha about this one uh... depending on how rough, it's a maybe, I cannot handle gentle either so uh aum uh roughly for thirty minutes I guess</3

💙 - t-word monster why would this be of information to you good sir

💜 - uhhhh why ...aha.. rib counting gives me energy and makes me hyper fisbfbjsn

🤎 - wooo here we goo @quackalee, @wilblee-soot, @an-inkling-of, @j-switch, @rxsahgrce, @ticklishavian, @duckie-rulez, and way too many others to count lmao

🖤 - my friend got wrecked for stealing their boyfriend's food

🤍 - friends, why not, I get to be goofy and relieve feelings, people are chill, Yada yada

[fruitytrashpanda19]

MUSIC GAME!

Dedicate a song that best fit your mutuals and describe why ✨

@thought-of-you-and-me Runaway- Boni Jovi and All’s Well That Ends- Rainbow Kitten Surprise. She knows why I choose the first one- but I choose the second bc, even tho things are hard now, in the end everything will be okay💚

@captains-simp Spins- Mac Miller. Simpies vibe just screams cool and I want to get drunk/high with her. Love ya kid😂

@thecalloway-layaway The Reason- Hoobastank. ND is honestly such an amazing person and I want to be just as amazing as him.

@cookiesimpt Feel Invincible- skillet. She’s tiny but mighty and will steal you’re knee caps.

@therunawaykind My hero- Foo Fighters. In my eyes dani will always be my hero 😍 and no Im not being a kiss ass dani- but you gave me a family and I’ll forever be thankful.

I’ll do another one for my other mutuals if they want!

[priceofsilence]

gus's entire villain motivation comes from being Gay

LOS POLLOS HERMANOS IS A GAY OWNED BUSINESS

[trashpandazowo]

For the kink ask thing; P I S S

False ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

[canisalbus]

You ever see the video of the racoon with a piece of cotton candy and it tries to wash it off in some water only for it to dissolve, and its little racoon hands are patting the water trying to find the cotton candy? I need a tiny racoon-like Machete losing his cotton candy in the water while Vasco sits by him and comforts him. I need tiny teary-eyed racoon Machete. Please.

[thejakeformerlyknownasprince]

If you're from North America, please reply/tag with what part of the continent you're from!

[wrenkos]

he’ll spoil that raccoon regardless

[raccoon-eyed-rebel]

🌙🔥🌫️ just curious!

🌙 Eclipse - What's the most common / reoccurring theme of your WIP(s)?

Probably... I'd say the boatload of queer and neurodivergent characters? I think?

🔥 Wildfire - Who is your most emotional character and why?

I think FixU-Sy might be pretty high on the list here...

Crescent Street's Marshall has been a moody, emotional wreck for most of the series...

Natural's Mikey!!! Definitely up there... (C+c's Mikey, too, maybe.)

🌫 Fog - What was the hardest part of your WIP to write?

I have a tendency to struggle writing smut! It always makes me feel a little silly and insecure, and wondering if people will read it and think a line is disgusting or laughable or... Y'know

[just-a-random-raccoon]

Traduction: Hi, I have a question for Blackjack, how it feels to live with Dave?

I'm sorry for Blackjack's design I don't know how to draw dogs :( I'm working on asks I swear-

Lo siento por el diseño de Blackjack no sé cómo dibujar perros- :( Estoy trabando en las preguntas. Lo prometo-

[mars0upial]

u speak irish?? i just started trying to learn omg *o*

i speak a little bit! i acc just did my final exams and i did the ordinary level irish exam (easy mode basically) because my grammar and spelling are quite poor, plus i just wasn’t bothered tbh, but i love speaking pig irish with my friends especially in foreign countries lol. by pig irish i mean irish with english spliced in because my vocab is weak asf. but yeah here we’re exposed to irish in school like 24/7 from age 5 so i can have a convo. why are u learning irish?

[g1gglee-rxccoon]

❤️🧡💛💚💙💜💖💝💘💓💗💞💕(for the ask thing :])

❤️: Literally any of them... at all..😭

🧡: Uhh hands— why not

💛: Anything around the upper body nowhere— aha idk what you mean<3

💚: Why... wrecking

💙: I uh uh uh uh Usually really Bratty lmfao

💜: None

💘: nnno... Maybe...

💝: At most, I'll accept the thing where arms are above head— but that's the maximum .........Anyways!

💓: Cannot say it to save my life— even the word in itself is flustering

[fruitytrashpanda19]

pls accept this token of my love and affection <3

What🤠the🤠fuck🤠