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FUCK THIS COUNTRY

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Me

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social media calling acotar spicy when there's like seven sex scenes in the first four books combined is really sending me like yall need to get into some fan fiction

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bro whyyy did my toddler take a shit next to the potty

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“Anything interesting about ‘Detach’?”

“I think we kill Matt Damon 😆”

I love Hans Zimmer so much 😭

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yo ho ho and a bottle of rum

I'm not paying for another fucking streaming service

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it’s wild that knowing the AQI has become part of my environmental check up like what’s the temp? will it rain? do I need my n95?

growing up in the 90s did not prepare me for the dystopia

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welp I’ll probably never watch another boxing match ever again in my life but that ladies match was lit. if anything I’m happy for that fight

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Me, having never seen a boxing match ever in my life: they fucking robbed her!

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Wow that was Mike Tyson’s whole ass lmao

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bro I can watch that video of the NZ parliament doing the haka over and over again

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you know what plot device I miss?

someone accidentally hearing something they shouldn’t when the answering machine picks up a call

or someone deleting important information off the answering machine

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Overwatch Classic has shown all the good Overwatch has made as it has aged (Bastion and Volskaya truly were broken af) but it has also proven that the nostalgia wasn't all rose colored like the original theme music is so bright and cheery and it gets you so pumped

and it's those little details that are lost in Overwatch 2 like its character has slowly leeched away in favor of $40 (yes four-zero doll hairs) cosmetic weapons. I don't want to pay for another reskin I want fucking end cards back and I want that goddamn endorphin hit when I'm voted legendary I want to be social not transactional

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it's wild how bold people are with their wet, open mouthed coughs like I own nail polish that's older than the pandemic it wasn't that long ago

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bunnies your warden

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I was absolutely jammin to whatever they were playing at the eyebrow threading place so I asked this like 70 year old Hindi woman to type the name into Spotify for me and she starts translating the song for me 😭

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To The Person Who Was Sitting Near Me On The Train - Jordan Bolton

My first book ‘Blue Sky Through the Window of a Moving Car’ is out Nov 7th and is available to pre-order here - https://smarturl.it/BlueSky