#ROMEO AND JULIET IS ON THE WAY AND IM SCARED

[coladaminx]

yo i don't think that vestige is all might! (╥︣﹏᷅╥) remember IZUKU IS SLOWLY DYING FROM GEARSHIFT WHICH SECOND SAYS HE ONLY HAS A FEW MINUTES and after using it on kacchan his vestige starts to appear That's why 2nd looked that way!!

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

hold on i need to get a thought and emotions out. so with Welcome Home, there seems to be a before and an after. obviously, we're in the after. the website is the after. and if it turns out that the story we see, the one where shit hits the fan and the show is practically erased, then... that already happened. whatever horrors we see, we'll know that there is no saving them. there is no happy ending - it happened, and it's tragic. the show is doomed to end and be scrubbed away. if any of the characters are revealed to be dead/gone by the website, then when/if we see them at an earlier point, we'll Know

and there's a special kind of dread and horror in that for us, the audience.

[julietsbody]

romeo meets juliet — luke castellan x reader : chess can be played in many different situations. 

tags : 18+!! loser!luke (hes actually such a loser im sorry), college setting, brothers best friend!luke, mutual pining, religious imagery(?), classic literature references, body worship, smut, luke is pathetically in love 

a/n : save me nerdy boy with sad eyes save me

luke didn’t acknowledge your existence at first, he stuck to himself, from his classes, to his dorm, maybe even the lunchroom if his roomate, your brother, convinced him to come rather than just making all of his meals in the dorm. luke and your brother were complete opposites, luke was studying literature, mostly classic,  he didn’t speak to many people unless forced to— and your brother was studying engineering, which also basically required him to join a frat, and he spoke to nearly everyone with cockiness prominent in his tone. 

one thing they did have in common, though, was chess. 

now, your brother could never tell anyone, especially not his frat brothers, that he played chess, let alone was in the university’s chess club— but he felt pity for luke, most of the time luke played by himself, which was somehow equally as frustrating as having to play against someone else. 

the only people that knew about your brother playing chess was luke, the chess club, and you. 

luke remembers the first time you came trotting in to the dorm, complaining to your brother about some argument you had with your parents about how your friends are distracting you from your studies. your brother only rolls his eyes, barely listening to your non - stop whining about how it’s ridiculous, “i mean— you’re the one in a frat! why aren’t they mad at you?” 

“because i actually do my work,” he mumbles, and luke breathes out in a silent laugh, moving a piece on his chess board. 

“you’re in engineering, you don’t even have any actual work,” you frown, and albeit the fact that you’re wrong, you’re still confident in what you said. 

“are you stu— whatever,” your brother waves you off, deciding to change the subject when he motions to luke, the boy in a nirvana t-shirt, currently moving to a different side of the chess board as he plays against himself, “this is luke, my roommate, obviously.” 

luke immediately freezes, fingers curling around the chess piece he was adjusting to move— his eyes are wide, and they’re moving to look at you, only to immediately flicker to some other part of the room when they meet your expectant gaze. since he won’t speak first, you pick up the slack, “hey, luke.” 

your brother notices how luke looks like a scared, lost puppy even by the slightest implication of having to speak to a woman, let alone be perceived by one, so he moves to whisper in your ear, “he’s like, deathly afraid of women, i’ve never seen him speak to one, ever.” 

and you from that you don’t expect a response from luke, until he mumbles a short, “hi.” 

that’s when your head tilts, noticing the way his curls fall over his brows messily, like he doesn’t pay attention to styling it, or maybe it’s on purpose, maybe he pays too much attention to styling it. the way he wore something so simple, yet so telling about himself, the way he awkwardly places the chess piece back on the board on the spot he wanted to. he assumes the conversation is over, so he moves to the opposite side of the board to make a move against his own. 

“are you in the chess club?” you take a step closer, and he perks up, hand ghosting over the piece once more. 

luke doesn’t say anything, his lips twitch around words that don’t come out. your brother speaks in his place, “he’s the president, he’s a fucking grandmaster.”

luke just awkwardly laughs, moving his hand to scratch at the back of his neck, eyes moving from the board to you, then to your brother, “i’m not like— actually the president,” another awkward, short chuckle, “i just— like.. um.. play a lot, i guess.” 

“you are the president, dude,” your brother corrects, being insufferable as he always is. 

but luke puts up with it, then you ask another question, “what do you major in?” 

“literature,” luke responds for himself this time, finally able to move his hand to make a proper move on the chess board, before mumbling, “mostly classic.” 

“you’re kidding, i am too, how have i not seen you before?” 

luke’s eyes finally meet yours, now, pausing on your eyes, then resuming down the shape of your face, memorizing each feature, the curve of your lashes, the shape of your lips— he swallows thickly. 

“i just— sit in the back.. and go to my dorm— as soon as class ends,” there’s that awkward, short chuckle again. 

“have you finished the paper?” 

luke nods, and that’s when your brother finally gets a bright idea. 

“you should help her, luke, with the work.” 

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that’s how it all started, with a simple suggestion, that’s when you came to the dorm more often, when he began to notice that you were actually in his classes, and when you realized he had an awful staring problem. he thought he was slick with it too, letting his eyes move around the room for a mere.. twenty seconds before they finally snap to you, and from there, they stay, until you finally return the gaze and he’s immediately nervously looking away. 

he hardly speaks to you, unless your brother urges him to, and he’s always avoiding looking at you when he speaks, stumbling over words, pausing in sentences to catch his losing breath. he was a complete and utter loser, terrible when it came to socializing, even worse when it’s with girls. with you, it somehow seemed to worsen. 

“am i the first girl you’ve ever talked to?” you ask once, far too blunt for your own liking, you didn’t mean to really say it, it kind of just came out when seeing how much his leg bounced under the table with nervousness, nearly sweating himself to death under your gaze. 

sweat beads down his temple when his eyes flutter up to meet yours, moving from the romeo and juliet book in his hands. isn’t it so ironic that he had just gotten done reading the scene in which romeo says, “did my heart love till now? forswear it, sight! for i ne'er saw true beauty till this night,” when seeing juliet for the first time? truly, it isn’t the first time he saw you, but it’s night, and you are beautiful. truly, utterly, “beautiful.” 

“what?” 

oh, oh my god. saliva bubbles in his mouth, sour saliva, and he gulps it down, hoping it would somehow be a form of poison that would wake him from this nightmare. does he say what he meant? that he was thinking out loud? that he thinks you’re beautiful? or should he deny it? deny. he bursts into awkward laughs, “what— what do you mean— i.. i didn’t even say anything.. ha, haha.” 

“why are you acting like that?” your brows furrow. 

“like what?” 

“like you’re hiding something.” 

his breathing only shakes anymore, “i’m not hiding anything.. that’s like— a wild accusation.” 

“it’s not an accusation, i’m just saying,” you frown at him. 

his adam’s apple bobs with another swallow, “okay but like—“ 

“why are you harassing him?” your brother sighs, tired how much you press luke. 

“i’m not— whatever, i was asking you— am i the first girl you’ve ever spoken to?” 

your brother barks out a laugh, and luke’s eyes fall back down to the book in his hands. did not having proper conversations with women make him any less? romeo grabbed juliet’s hand once, and the first words he uttered to her was a promise to redeem himself if his hand was too unworthy to be touching her holy one. parallels sear in his mind, and he just mumbles a, “not really.” 

he has spoken to women before, sure, small greetings, maybe even the slightest indulgence of conversation— but luke keeps to himself, and to be honest, he was a man used to running from women, as he did from his mother. he grew up being afraid of women, well, afraid isn’t the proper word, intimidated is better, and he just decided to avoid them as much as possible. 

though, no matter how much he tries to avoid you, you’re always there, in his sight, in his mind. maybe it’s a disgrace, like romeo holding juliet’s hand, for him to even be thinking of you, looking at you— you were a goddess that offered a man on his knees the slightest bit of your grace, and now he was hooked. 

it was pathetic, really, how he anticipated every time he suspected you would be over, how his eyes always found their way to you in class, how he made sure to purposefully walk past you in the lunchroom on the days he went, which was oddly more now. 

a man who is still a virgin to adore a girl far too good for him, he is hopeless. 

“it’s okay if i am,” you adjust, okay, there might be a little hope, “anyway, how do you like romeo and juliet?” 

“it’s pretty nice—“ he notices the way your face perks up in shock, “kind of, i don’t know.” 

“i think it’s a bore, i’m sure the movie is much better.” 

“we should watch the movie— um.. together, sometime.” 

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if luke was being completely honest with himself, he didn’t entirely mean to say it, and as soon as you left the dorm, he nearly doubled over with shock at his own words, and even more shock at the fact that you agreed. not only did you agree, you actually came, and it was just you and him. your brother was off at some frat party, again, and he had left luke completely alone with you, even when luke begged him not to. 

“you’re kidding, dude, i’m like— horrified of her,” luke frowns at your brother. 

“you need exposure therapy, or some shit, call me your therapist.” 

“you’re a shit therapist,” luke sighs, rubbing his temples. 

“and you need to grow some balls.” 

so, your brother left him, and now luke’s awkwardly standing with you at his door - step, staring at him expectantly, his lips twitch around so many possible words, possible sentences, and all that comes out is, “hey.” 

he’s been staring for you for at least a minute, and all he can say is hey. your lips curve to an amused smile, “hi, luke.” 

“um— you can come in, if you.. want, ‘course.” he moves out the way to let you in, watching you step past him so he can close the door. 

“i wouldn’t be here if i didn’t want to,” you remark as if it’s the obvious, mostly because it is. 

when romeo stood underneath juliet’s balcony, he praised how captivating she was, considers her as glorious as an angel, a winged messenger above his head. in his own words : 

“one who makes mortals fall onto their backs to gaze up in awe as the angel strides across the clouds and sails through the air.”

consider luke on his back now, staring up at the stars in your eyes, the halo that shines above your head, the wings that flap with every stride you make— a goddess, an angel, venus incarnate, right before his eyes, staring at him like he had something deeply wrong with him. wait. he blinks a few times, and his eyes refocus onto your confused face. 

“are you okay, luke?” 

he quickly clears his throat, “yeah, yeah— duh, ‘course i am, uh.. we should,” he moves to the table in which his laptop was on, “watch the movie, yeah? ‘ts on my.. laptop, if you don’t mind.” 

“i don’t, at all,” you move to sit next to him on the couch in front of the table, watching the veins in his hands pulse, palms sweaty when he moves to open his laptop, shifting a few tabs and pressing a few keys until he mumbles a small okay and presses the space button. 

moaning. that’s all you hear, the sound of skin slapping, ah ah— oh fuck mmph you’re so b— luke slams the laptop shut. 

dear god, save him now. 

he can’t even bring himself to look at you, the sweat on his palms only worsens and spreads onto the top of the laptop as he smoothes his hands across it, replaying the scene a million times in his mind. to his surprise, you giggle, “you watch porn?” 

he’s quick to awkwardly scoff out a short laugh, “yeah— i mean, everyone does.. but like.. i don’t watch it— that much.” 

your finger moves to run along the vein on his arm, feeling him shudder under your touch, yet he doesn’t want you to stop, even the slightest touch makes his dick twitch in his pants, “are you a virgin, luke?” 

he inhales sharply, “y-yeah..” 

“do you want to have sex?” you lean the tiniest bit closer. 

he pauses, “yes.. of course—“ 

“with me?” 

“yes.” he responds quick, too fucking quick, it must’ve been at most a second after you said it for him to respond. the truth stings his tongue, to finally be able to say it out loud, how much he had fantasized about you in the late of night, even sneaking off to the bathrooms so his hand can dip underneath his waistband when he thinks about the times you’ve worn a tight shirt that frames your tits far too well. 

but it was wrong, wasn’t it? you were a goddess, on a pedestal, and he was merely just a man, staring up at your statue in the hopes that you would notice him one day. forbidden, possibly, but all those thoughts leave his mind when his eyes move from the finger tracing up his bicep to your neck, then your lips, then your eyes. 

“please tell me you’ve kissed before.” 

“yeah.. yeah— i have,” a playground kiss counts, right?

it seems to when your lips fall against his own, the kiss was so gentle, until he dared to kiss you back, then it got hungry, mostly on his end. he kissed you like a starving man, nearly devouring you but at the same time, being horrified to. your tongue finds it’s way into his mouth, and to your surprise, he whimpers against your lips.

his hands are hesitant, unsure of where to go, does he touch your arm? your shoulder? your waist? he doesn’t want to push anything, so the waist seems far too much, his hands awkwardly place themselves on your arm, in a very weird position. 

“have you touched a girl before?” 

his lips are flushed from the kiss, eyes glazing over the position of his hands, and he quickly moves them off, “sorry— well, i just.. um.. didn’t want to push anything.” 

“you can,” you reassure, but his hands still hesitate, the flesh of a goddess, to be touched by someone so inexperienced. was he really worth it? any of it? to even be in your presence was a blessing, and it was still taking him forever to register the fact that you had actually kissed him, prayers passed through your lips into his. 

“are you sure?” 

“‘course i am.” 

it still took luke some getting used to, having you straddle his lap, you knew so much, it felt like more than just an honor to have you so close to him. his eyes flicked from your own to your lips, then to your tits, the low v - cut showing off your cleavage perfectly. and he looked like a complete deer in headlights, staring at the flesh pushed together between the window of clothing. you smile at his lack of self control, feeling the way his dick throbs underneath his pants, right against your ass, “you can touch them.” 

“wha— nono, ‘ts okay— i just..” he trails off, sweaty palms moving past you to slide across his knees. 

“really, luke, you can— why don’t i just..” you move to take off your shirt, his eyes immediately catching on to the lace of your bra, the way your tits are practically spilling out of it, all until you take off your bra as well and they immediately fall out. 

his hand twitches around nothing, desperately wondering what it must feel like to have your flesh underneath his palm, fingers curling around the plush of it. it seems you must’ve heard his prayers when you move to take his hands, pulling them back to press against your tits. 

soft, that’s his first thought, sweat sticks to your skin when his fingers curve around the flesh, gripping it ever so gently. praises spill from his lips almost immediately, thoughts he had since the day he saw you, finally being spoken, “y’re beautiful— fuck, i’ve always.. always wanted to— do this..” 

you smile so sweet at him, nectar nearly drips off your teeth, “can i ride you, luke?” 

his eyes finally meet yours, brows furrowing for a mere second, “huh— oh, oh.. yeah, ‘course you can.” 

you didn’t expect him to have a big, no matter how cruel that sounds, you had heard rumors of nerds with big dicks, but sought to never believe it until you saw it, and good fucking lord you saw it. as soon as his dick springs out from the pants and boxers you were tugging down, luke’s hands mindlessly moved to your waist, your eyes widen. 

no fucking way. he has to be.. six? seven inches, at least. slightly girthy too, he wasn’t all just length, and precum was beading from his red tip. he immediately inhales sharply when your fingers graze his dick, nervous under your gaze, “is it too small— i.. i’m sorry—“ 

“too small?” you scoff playfully at his scared expression, worried of what you think, “this might be the biggest dick i’ve ever seen, luke.” 

“that’s— a good thing.. right?” 

“obviously, god, it better fit,” this is the first time you’ve ever been concerned about whether or not a dick will fit, luke stiffens when you spit on your palm, pressing it to his dick and wettening it as you jerk him off, his response is immediate, carefully gripping at your skin and pressing his lips together to muffle his whimpers. 

luke had jerked of many, many times, but it never felt as good as this. 

“fuck—“ he grunts out, already far too close from just a simple hand movements. 

you immediately stop, picking up on his nearing orgasm from the way his hips kept bucking up into your hands, pathetic whines slipping past his lips, but it was just so cute. the cutest thing, though, was his face when he got the first look at your vagina, he looked like a man staring at a piece of art he had admired. and this was art, sex was, you were, everything about you, it felt so sacred. 

his lashes flutter when you take his hand, guiding it to your sopping cunt, allowing him to feel the wetness that was nearly pouring from you. like nectar from a fountain, it coated his fingertips when he touched you, his eyes focused onto your face, making sure that he was doing it right. he notices the way you gasp when his fingertips brush against your clit, so he presses against it again, and again. 

he follows everything he has seen in pornos, spreading your folds, fingers grazing past your entrance, rubbing your clit— but he’s lost when you wave him off before he can finger you to prep you for his dick, wasn’t that something people did? “but don’t you…” 

“it’ll fit,” you mumble back, relying on how wet you are to make it easier. 

he watches the way your jaw falls when you move to press his tip against your entrance, allowing the tip to push into you and it’s already too big. his eyes widen at the feeling of your walls clenching around his tip, unable to hold back the noises that slip from his own lips. 

“you’re like— the.. the girl of my dr— fuck— dreams,” luke hushed out between his mess of moans and grunts, he wondered if romeo ever felt this way when he kissed juliet for the first time, the sort of electric rush that riddled his bones, it felt unreal. you were a dream incarnate, one luke was always haunted with, the woman that would show up when his eyes would close at night, and now you were on his lap, sinking down on his dick. 

“am i? really?” you question, inhaling sharply when you finally reach the base of his cock. for some odd reason, you didn’t believe you were all he was putting you up to be, and that made him sick— how could you think of yourself as any less? you were perfect, a vision, to be fair, luke would adore you even if you were an enemy, just like romeo and juliet. 

he would stand at your balcony, stare at you from across the ballroom, kiss your knuckles, kiss you— he would do it all. he might even drink poison just to spend eternity with you. 

“yes, yes— are you.. kidding? mmph.. fuck— you’re like.. a fuckin’ goddess,” it comes out like a prayer, as if he was on his knees at your altar, kissing your legs, and whispering worshipping words. 

to nobody’s surprise, luke doesn’t last long at all when you’re bouncing on his cock, no matter how much he tried to distract himself from his throbbing cock by pawing at your tits, or moving to kiss you, his orgasm was just too close. “‘m g’na.. please.. g’na cum.. mmphh.. fuck!” 

when he does cum, you had pulled off him, jerking him off, and he’s practically writhing, a whimpering and damn near crying mess. and once he’s helped you to your orgasm as well, you’re falling into his arms, finding a safe - haven in how he smells like old books, mint, and cheap cologne. 

two star crossed lovers, one capulet, one montague. 

“these violent delights have violent ends and in their triumph die, like fire and powder. which, as they kiss, consume.” — romeo and juliet, act two, scene six.

[slutforgarlogan]

"Youre a pretty little thing" | Michael Langdon x F! reader.

Summary: based off this request. Michael Langdon showing off to the coven witches and using the seven wonders to impress you because he has a crush on you

A/N: guys i love him im a catholic and he's the antichrist we're like romeo and juliet. also the writing on this one is questionable n clunky but im on wine and cider so it needs to be forgiven

When the warlocks had told Cordelia they wanted to have Michael perform the seven wonders, Michael had felt determined to get it done quickly and better than Cordelia could do it, to prove he was the next supreme, and no one could argue it.

However, when the witches had arrived telling him they agreed to it, and he could attempt to perform the seven wonders, Michael had found himself a little distracted by one of the witches, you. His new goal was to impress you.

First wonder: Telekinesis. This one was easy and simple, he just had to move something without touching it. He did so, quickly and with ease, shooting a cocky smirk at the witches, eyes lingering on you a little.

Second wonder: Concilium. Michael knew he could be crafty with this one - control of the mind. He looked at you, and as you made eye contact, you knew you were going to be the victim of him showing off this power.

You could feel yourself moving towards him, very much against your will, and you took mental note of the fact that though you yourself were a very powerful witch, he was powerful enough that you couldn't even try and fight it.

To your surprise, despite the weird evil vibe you've all been getting from him, all he makes you do is dance with him. You uncontrollably slow dance with him, unsure whether it's his pretty face or the magic thats making you kind of nervous, but whatever it is, you scold yourself for thinking that way about a man that even one of the warlocks is scared of.

When he's done making you dance with him, you awkwardly do the walk of shame back over to stand next to Zoe, awkwardly smiling at her.

Third wonder: Transmutation. Another easy one, Michael thought. Madison had tapped him on the shoulder, and in turn, he had appeared behind you to tap you on the shoulder.

By the time you had turned round, he had dissappeared again, leaving everyone looking around for him. Your eyes dart around the room, a little puzzled. Whatever he was doing, it was successfully intriguing you more and more by the second, drawing yourself to the unsettling boy.

"Look up"

You can all hear the cockiness in his voice, the same annoying smirk as before present on his face, as you look up to the ceiling, to see Michael attatched to it, looking down on everyone, like one of those sticky animals you get from toy machines.

Fourth wonder: divination. Once again, Michael already knew he could do this, another easy one. He had to do this one as it was given to him, unfortunately, and couldn't do anything extra to inadvertently flirt with you more. And so, he makes a small bit of eye contact with you, before he takes the small pebbles and usea them to figure out where the pocket watch is, finding it almoat instantly, and walking over to where it was to pick it up and show the witches.

Fifth wonder: Pyrokenesis. Michael decided the best thing to do, would be to conjure a ring of fire around where you and madison were stood, making piercing eye contact with you through the fire, and getting rid of it as quickly as he had conjured it up.

To you, the danger and mystery of him was considerably attractive, though Cordelia didn't seem too impressed that he was practically targeting you.

Sixth wonder: Vitalum Vitalis. Michael was given a rat to bring back to life, which proved another easy task for him, doing so pretty much instantaneously, and moving on to the seventh wonder.

Seventh wonder: Descensum. Cordelia had ordered for Michael to not only successfully come back from this, but also to retrieve Misty Day, who had been lost to this particular task when she tried the seven wonders.

This, of course, had caused an arguement between her and the warlocks, who were claiming it wasnt fair, and that it's not a part of the rules.

You and Michael, had been making eye contact the whole time, and the tension between the two of you was so thick you could almost see it. He broke eye contact to look at the warlocks, holding up a dissmissive hand to them "Relax, I'll do it"

He did, and you watched intensely as he lay there, seemingly lifeless. You started to feel a little nervous, even though you didn't know him at all really, nor would you ever admit to having the slightest care in the world how this played out, you told yourself you were nervous because you wouldn't wish death upon anyone.

Sure enough, he did return, and Misty did - eventually - return with him. Much to everyones shock.

You stood there and gawked, eyes flicking between Michael and Misty, and he smirked at you.

A short bicker between the witches and warlocks ensued, before the witches had all turned there attention to Misty.

You however, had turned your attention to Michael, your gaze locking with his for what felt like the millionth time today.

"You seem impressed, little witch," he smirks a little at you, and you nod in response.

"I am impressed" you confirm, trying to be cautious, undeniably attracted to him, but still acknowledging that there's something off about him.

"That was the goal, i wanted to impress you" he sounds serious about it, and you tilt your head a little, cocking an eyebrow.

"Why"

"You're a pretty little thing, thats why"

[love-belle]

modern day romeo and juliet !!!

*ੈ✩‧₊˚ in which their love was the modern day romeo and juliet, with a happy ending.

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for when you find your forever. ˚ ༘♡ ⋆｡˚

social media au // charles leclerc x fem!reader

warnings - language, alludes to sex, mentions of sex, whatever.

author’s note - hello!! i REALLY hope u all like this one bc it was so fun to write like it was so chuckle worthy so i really hope u enjoy it!! thank u so much for reading, i love u <3 i will try to post once more tonight bc i have 10+ drafts rn with almost 20 requests and i'm trying to do them all one by one, thank u so much for being patient <3

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paddock.club charles leclerc and y/n wolff spark dating rumours after they were spotted out on a date, only adding into them as they shared a kiss. leclerc and wolff have been having coy interactions on social media for a while now but they were barely seen interacting outside the paddock. both of them, separately, have been hinting at a relationship for a few weeks now although we had no reason to believe that they were together, until these photos resurfaced. click on the link in our bio for more details about the new potential f1 couple.

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charles_leclerc ma belle looked so pretty today i almost cried

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[tarjapearce]

Ahem-Anon reporting for duty 🫡

I have come with a mighty need. The need is called: dragon miguel and mermaid reader. I mean hmmmggh? So cute? he a firey dragon, she a pretty lil mermaid? He totes call her his sirenita. Total opposites and kinda a forbidden love? A romeo and juliet thing, minius the tragic death ending. And they always secretly meet in a cave (miguel build it so his sirenita can swim there) they decorated it together and it’s just the best of both, their own little world and happy place. And i can’t help but wonder how do they do the 👀👀👀👀 and omg what if he gets her pregnant and all? Like he was away for a few months to defend his territory and she surprises him with her baby bum and its all dragon nest building and him being protective as f. Also scared because damn? This is a first since the beginning of time. Baby Gabi would totes be the first waterdragon 😂

Can I have your imagination borrowed for a second? Please? HOLY fuck. When I read dragon Miguel only reminded me of that beautiful fan art of him as a dragon I saw on Pinterest ♥️♥️. A bit long if you squint.

Crimson. His hands were covered in little crimson stains that oozed from his side. He was... injured.

Impossible.

A dragon? Like him? The King of Dragons. Foolish. But as much as he wanted to shake the measly pain that pulsated every time he moved forward, to the rocky cannon on the forgotten beach, it remained there, etched and oozing.

The cannons were used as his lair, his home. He collapsed on what seemed to be his bed, a l shaped stone that was a few meters away from a small entrance from the sea. Like a secret entrance.

The splashing as he collapsed alarmed him, red eyes shone in anger as a low growl echoed through. And then, his eyes settled on you. Burning eyes softened in curiosity as he saw dainty fingers peeking behind a stone, your eyes settled on him, watching his every move.

Was he hallucinating? No.

He certainly wasn't because the creature stared at him, more specifically to his wound. You went back on the water, long fish-like tail, shining softly, like if the rainbows had decided to adhere in your scales.

A mermaid?

He believed them extinct. Humans had surely haunted everything they could lay their wretched hands on.

A few moments later, the splashing returned, this time you weren't hiding behind the rock. You were before him, naked torso, wet hair stuck on your back. Hands holding what it seemed to be a moss-like plant within a shell. You offered. He frowned.

Why would he trust her? for all he knew Mermaids were also wretched creatures that lured men to death. But your frown matched his, like you had you just read his thoughts.

"Your blood will only attract other creatures that won't be as kind as I am" You mumbled. His eyes widened slightly. Of course you could speak. His blood dripped on the water and you scrunched your nose, pushing the shell further near him.

"You're welcome" you giggled and went back from where you came.

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Ever since that encounter, Miguel would certainly find subtle ways to lure you back to him. He surely wasn't inmune to mermaid beauty, his trust issues however made always to look past your looks, he wanted to find out what your intentions were, why you were always willing to just stare at him, expecting to something to happen, why would you always come back.

"Im just curious as to why I have been forbidden to mingle with the creatures above. You aren't that bad."

You'd smile sweetly at him to look back at the water.

"I gotta go. Will I see you again?"

He'd just nod and you disappeared.

His injury had been long healed. A couple of hours after you had offered the moss actually.

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He'd see you again and again, almost every day, a weird sort of fear settled in his chest whenever you didn't show up for more than three days. You had created this sort of routine where you would just show up, staring at eachother until one of you, (you mostly of the time) asked for questions.

What was up there on land? Was there a lot of humans? Who was he? Why was he hiding? Patiently he'd explain through short answers just to see the glint in your eyes at every word that came from his mouth.

Three days had passed, no sign from you, until you'd appear again, cuts and wounds covering your body, sweet scented blood oozed from your cuts, too tired to remain conscious.

Humans. They had tried to hunt you.

He'd pick you up and put you to safety, your torso resting in the sand. A few droplets of his blood wetted your lips. You'd be fine when he'd return. He turned on his back, rage boiling as the beast within him roared to be set free. He flew away with a new target on sight. The docks.

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You were his adoration. Despite the world trying to hurt you, you remained kind, ever sweet and curious. You were his Sirenita.

He'd burn entire ships for you. The world itself if you asked him nicely enough. Dragon's nature prevented him to share with others. Not that he wanted to share you with anyone else anyway. It was only you and him.

The first kiss held so much passion, sweetness and longing. You couldn't lay in his lap without feeling dizzy by the lack of water after a few minutes. A trouble that seemed a big impediment to completely have you for himself.

He disappeared with the promise of coming back.

Was he?

You didn't know but hope set in your heart. He had never broken a promise so far.

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Upon his return he gave you a small potion jar, you drank it after he explained what would it do. Bit by bit fins and scales were shedded from you, melding into humanoid like features, only to finally reveal supple and unmarred human legs and feet.

You were now also part human. He kissed you, cradling your wobbly body on his strong arms.

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You mated almost every night, the once hidden cannon on the beach, forgotten, as he had taken you to his real home. Hidden away in the mountains, but close enough to the sea to sate your need of swimming and dive. You could shape-shift at will. But preferred to be with him, nesting in his arms.

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You'd notice your belly expanding and getting rounder by each month. He had noticed too. The urge to devour and crush anyone who trespassed in his home had only turned stronger, making his dragon form to become more vicious to the outside, yet careful to not being discovered.

Miguel would feed you, take care of you until a baby was born. It was a girl.

He was The Dragon King. And now a father.

A clueless one if you might add.

He'd flinch when tiny baby arms would flail to take a hold of him. He'd growl whenever said baby wailed at night, interrupting his rough mating with you. Strangely enough, his daughter only quieted down when he held her or you nursed her.

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He'd marvel with pride as his daughter swum through the waters, faster than a ship could ever do. But of course the three would remain hidden from the world. Away from prying and wretched hands that could hurt you.

You both were his treasure. The things he held dear the most.

[hyuckswoman]

being completely honest i feel like im needing a romeo!hyuck/jaehyun nd juliet reader like ive never really seen any1 do that on here feel free 2 ditch this ask if u dont wanna do it or anything but im maybe litwrally ON MY KNEES

romeo!jaehyun x juliet!reader- imagine

genre: angst? idk the plot of romeo and juliet basically

w.c 1k

« you do not understand jaehyun, this goes far beyond you and I » you said staring into your lover's eyes that shined bright underneath the moonlight 

« I understand my love, but I simply cannot go on any longer pretending that my heart doesn’t dance whenever I find myself near you » your lover jaehyun answers

« I love you, I do but what must we do? we are forced to be sworn enemies, we cannot be foolish and simply try to convince our families that do not care. if they would ever dear find out what we have been doing, what we have been sharing jaehyun, we shall be exiled or even worse » you said in an attempt to reason jaehyun 

« is it foolish of me to believe that our families will see eye to eye once met with the love that we share? You do not know or understand how much it pains me so, how we’re forced to act as if we are sworn enemies when I couldn’t be more in love with you » he says 

« I understand. I understand because I feel the same. Do you think it’s easy for me to hear my family disregard you and speak of your name in such a low way? I have tried, I have tried to make them see reason and I have failed. No matter how much I try to make them care more about my feelings instead of some quarry that dates so far back no one can remember they will not hear me » you start

« I’m scared. I apprehend the day in which my love for you will be revealed for I will bring great dishonor to my family. My heart is torn, I love you in ways I cannot put in words as not one can begin to describe how beautiful you are to me, but I have been taught to be a great daughter, to respect my duties, to honor my family. It pains me to admit that I can’t be the y/n my family wants me to be because my heart beats for you » you say, 

This was one of your rituals, sneaking off into the gardens to meet your forbidden lover away from prying eyes. Jaehyun is the love of your life, the reason your heart beats. Each time you look at him you feel as though no one else exists. You’ve never been scared for one second when he is by your side, he makes you feel the safest. But unfortunately things had to be too good to be true as Jaehyun, the man you devoted your heart to, is from a family yours sworn to be enemies with forever

« dearest, let us run away » your lover says holding your hands « Don’t be foolish, you and I know that because of the families we come from and our forbidden love, there isn’t a future where you and I can be together » you reply to him retracting your hand from his. You so badly wanted to run away with him, to abandon your duties as a daughter to be happy with jaehyun but you also knew that it simply could never happen 

« then let us create a future where we are together. y/n I cannot exist without loving you and if we are to be separated I shall not breathe without your presence. I will deny my name, I will deny my father for us to be lovers, that is how much I love you » your lover says

« I could never ask you to do that » you answer, you truly did not want him to be casted away simply because you were in love

« I can do that, for you » he starts « But it will simply never be enough, even if I deny my name your family will never allow me to pursue you and if you then deny yours we will simply be faced with doom. » he finishes. Before you could respond to him you hear the faint voice of your mother calling your name, you then quickly hurry to reach your chamber before she sees you with jaehyun. 

After making sure you were safe and deciding to meet in the church later on, Jaehyun patiently waited for your presence on the altar. Deciding it best to commit what he pondered about for so long without you here, he drank his drink, took out a paper and his quill and wrote to you. 

« y/n, I held great meaning to my words when I told you I cannot breathe without you. I have decided to end my days. But fear not, as I die finding solace in knowing that you loved me so. I beg of you to go on without me, to find someone who is worth your greatness. My heart swells knowing I loved you dearly until my very last breath. You are the light of my day, the reason I live, my first thought in the morning and my last before bed, you are the woman they write about in books and our love will forever be marked in both of our hearts. Know that I loved you in a consuming way every single second ever since laying eyes upon you. I am sorry I wasn’t able to live whilst knowing that you and I could never be together. 

I love you always.

yours dearest, 

Jaehyun ». 

When you entered the church, grinning in anticipation to meet with your lover, you did not expect to find his sleeping body on the altar. Seeing the paper so carefully written with your name written beautifully on it, you decided to read the letter. 

And it was through your heartbreaking sobs, your tears and your body crumbled over your lover’s one that you decided to drink his drink and meet him wherever he was hoping that it will not be a place where your love is forbidden. 

Because after all, he also was your reason to exist, and a world without him simply does not exist. 

notes: ARGHHHH I finally did it!!! I'm soso sorry to the anon that asked me this AGES ago I was so nervous about writing in this style as I struggle with regular day-to-day english so to try n write in old posh english was toughhhhh, hope it's still okay tho?

also, thank you for sending the ask, this was not proofread so I apologize for the 1000 mistakes there probably are and I'm hoping you enjoyed the imagine despite everything (even if i lowkey hate the way I wrote and want to redo it but I don't want to make you wait any longer)

[joysmercer]

any future!rina hc?

not many tbh, i actually enjoy "definite" endings/flash-forwards in most cases but with them im glad it was left open-ended! that said – 

ok so like. the r&j movie's going to flop. you can't just have the same story but simply make them NOT die in the end and expect it to work. but gina's performance is the one thing that gets praised in it, which does help her a lot

ricky's not romeo though kdlfj

they do lsoh for their spring musical. the two of them get cast as audrey ii – they handle the puppets and alternate who says the lines by scene. it's not the part either of them imagined getting but they have a lot of fun

gina goes back to camp the next summer and promptly twists her ankle, so she just choreographs the show but doesn't participate :( which is fine with her tbh, she's very exhausted having just finished the movie and the musical and this is the only break she'll get before starting movie press and stuff (and senior year)

ricky unfortunately has orientation during week 2 of camp so he doesn't go but he sends her care packages every single day and comes to opening night to hand out cards <3

EJ's there to direct again and he and gina become proper friends

the fall musical is &J and gina is obviously juliet and she just rolls her eyes when that's announced. jet's romeo. when the media catches wind of this they have a field day ("porter's performance only emphasizes the missteps in the film…") which is also Not Great

she's also stressed the fuck out because college apps are also happening and ricky ends up driving down every chance he gets to keep her company and help take her mind off of things. turns out he's very good at editing essays (and distracting her…)

he gives her a very sweet pep talk during intermission of the show because she's on the verge of a breakdown at this point

her mom didn't make it to opening night again but both his parents bring her flowers and cheer the loudest during her bows

gina's mom plans a vacation to london over winter break and she begs and begs until her mom lets ricky come too

her mom has business meetings half the time so they wander around holding hands and looking at the christmas lights and doing ALL the touristy things

ricky had no idea what a panto is initially but he enjoys it so much he wonders multiple times why they're not a thing in america

gina just loves that he loved it

the spring musical is cabaret, she's sally, her performance gets her nominated for the jimmy awards (which she goes on to win)

but she decides to focus on school for a bit after high school even though roles are being offered to her left-and-right

she gets a full-ride scholarship to usc and ricky is SO PROUD.

he snuck in through the window the night she told him and he squealed so loudly her mom got scared and ran up there and caught them lol but even she can't hide her smile esp when she finds out the reason

ricky tells her he applied to transfer to csula and got in

obviously she kisses him senseless after that. he tries to shrug it off as not a big deal and shes just like "no, it's amazing, i'm so proud of you" an he starts crying, basically

he explores a ton of majors but eventually decides on education with minors in music production and theatre – he knows whatever he does, he wants to help people feel the way he did when he found the drama club

goes w/o saying but they get married at some point and have a house full of golden-retrievers

[allamericanb-tch]

crimson rivers thoughts (11)

@tastetherainbow290 this was genuinely terrifying

chapter 24

regulus telling james about his tantrum throwing away all the supplies he really is just like me

“what? Sorry, what? I mean—what?” 😭

“in the interest of conserving water, we could have a long, hot shower together” james you desperate lovesick fool

“if there's anyone I'm sleeping with when I get back, it's absolutely Sirius” i love their friendship

jegulus is jegulusing

"You know that other life? The one where we could have been happy together? Where we're not a great, big tragedy?” agghhh why is that so sad

regulus i love you

why am i gonna cry right now

regulus describing the life him and james will never get to have together

“Just holding on because we can, because there's some other life out there where we can't, where we don't, where we're a great, big tragedy—and we're so thankful it's not that one” TEARS

“Regulus said James was his first love, didn't he? James would give anything to be his last.” don’t worry james you will be ❤️‍🩹

is regulus dreaming rn

this is a sad nightmare

poor regulus omg. he feels so guilty for evan’s death and i feel so bad it’s not your fault reggie

they’re holding hands but in a sad way

oh no a scream

what has happened

oh! more spiders!

what is james doing 😭

“It's always you're so stupid, James; it's never you looked so sexy and heroic while saving everyone from the murderous spider, James.” james now is not the time for jokes. even though you are HILARIOUS 

PETER NO

another betrayal are we surprised (yes)

pete 💔

bernice pulling the baby card you are not peeta don’t even

rat 🐀 

peter noooo i am sad to see you go

yayyyy reg and james won

WHAT

WHAT

WHAT

WHAT

NO?!?!!

slughorn how could you

“you’re hesitating love” 

JAMES NO

i can’t end like this but i have to leave in 10 minutes

chapter 25

reading as much as i can before i have to go

“Maybe James is just in love, and he wants anything he can get from Regulus, even if it's literal death.”

“because i love you” i am going to CRY

remus pov switch

poor sirius ☹️ i know james and regulus both make bc. duh. but i am so sad for them bc THEY don’t know that.

the trojan war 💔

if regulus is troy does that make james gabriella

“ I hate you, he says. I love you, he means. I love you, he feels. I hate you, he knows.”

they’re kissing

regulus handcuffing james

what is he thinking

“you chose me and now im choosing you”

regulus i swear.

“He's drowning in his regrets before he ever hits the water.”

THE RIVER IS BLOOD?!

I HAVE TO LEAVE AHHHHHH

sirius pov switch

james pov switch?!

james don’t lose your arm please

JAMES?! hes so real honestly.

this is so romeo and juliet of them

THEY BOTH WIN!!! i knew it would happen but still the excitement is there

horace pov jump scare

“He wonders if James realized in his endeavor to save himself and Regulus, he would be condemning someone else.” ????????????

dorcas!!!!!!!!

where are they going 😧

*singing* my reputation’s never been worse so 

azkaban mention 

i’m intrigued by this plot line

grindelwald mention?!

there’s a baby in the car next to me who is SO CUTE (dw there’s other people in the car)

A DIVERGENCE?! should i read that fic too…

[shujibabes]

Joshua

“His muse”

•Contains: fluff, kiss scenes within the end.

•If there’s any error, correct me !

This oneshot hasn’t been proofread yet.

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“Have you heard Olivia Rodrigo’s new song ? Its fire.” Minju, your close friend mentions and showed you her Spotify playlist. “Yeah, its so relatable.” You smiled and both of you laughed it off as it is obvious a thrown shade on your ex-boyfriend, Minghao. “I honestly want to get him real back if Im being honest.” You say out of the blue. Minju gave a thought into it and a light bulb appeared. “You know that trend?”

You frown upon her words. “What is that trend may I ask ?.” She come into halt in front of the cafe door and whispers to you. “Rent a boyfriend.” Both of you then walked on laughing hysterically at it. “You’re crazy.” You say as you sat on the chair and place all your stuff. “Im being for real babes.” She winks and continues “A trend to make your ex jealous and get him back.”

You shrug her off and stood up to order, “give me a pumpkin latte !” You hear her voice and smiled at her cuteness. “Good day, Welcome to Attaca Cafe, what would you like ?” You didn’t notice a voice as you were so scanned towards the menu. You finally look in front and there was a charming stranger in front if you with the most gentlest smile.

“I’d like one pumpkin latte and choco dip oreo milkshake.” You smiled. “Alrighty, Can I have your name ?.” “Its ___” “A beautiful name can I say.” He smiles and you felt yourself getting flustered. “That would be 10.50, love.” oh damn, love. That made you feel squismish. You gave him the money and as you were about to leave he stopped you. “Wait Miss, do you go to Carat University?” Tilting your head , a nod came. “I do.” “Do you perhaps study Art ?.” Your eyes widened. “I actually do, how do you know?.” He laughed, the most angelic one you can see in a man.

“Well, were actually in the same class, you might not notice me because well, there is a lot of people in class. I just wanted to say I loved your oil painting on “Romeo & Juliet”, it was beautiful and I loved your story.”

You were taken aback my this stranger’s compliment but felt your heart warming up. That painting took your all your hard work and you were quiet scared no one would acknowledge it.. even Minghao did not compliment it and compared it to his one. “Thank you.. What’s your name?.” You asked. “Hong Joshua, Just call me Joshua.” He smiles.

“Since I know you now, I’ll say hi to you.” You smiled and waved. He chuckled and nodded. “You can sit right now, Im sorry to keep you waiting. I just took a chance since there isn’t much customer in today.” He explained and you giggled. “Hey, its okay, I love friendly people. Im not in a rush either. I’ll get going then Joshua.” You grinned, showing off your dimples. He felt flustered and nodded.

Making your way back, you felt embarrassed and soft with the way you just talked with a stranger so casually, a gentleman you can say. “Well well, you’ve been flirting with that waiter.” Minju eyes her and crosses her arm. “Hey ! Don’t say it too loud. I wasn’t.” You looked back at Joshua, there was a smile on his face when he was pressing something on his cash register. “Damn, ___ you go girl.” “Aish, stop it will you.”

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“Here you go, one pumpkin latte and a Choco dip oreo Milkshake.” Joshua brought your order. You took off your headphones and smiled at him. “Thank you very much.” You say and he nodded while going back to his work place. “You both look cute together.” Minju utters and you playfully slapped her shoulder from across the table. “Ouch !” “You better please be quiet, Im begging.”

He laughed it off and continued on whatever she was doing on her laptop, a presentation perhaps. You look down at your drink and realise there was something written on the tissue.

“Always smile, it makes you cute. Hope it lightens your day cause you looked stressed, you’re doing great !”

You blushed probably so hard that its making you look like a strawberry. “What?” Minju says and you showed her the tissue. “Babes, You are basically winning life right now.” You were about to turn towards the cashier but realise it was another person. He must’ve left already. Your smile drops and Minju pats your shoulder. “Cheer up, he’s probably one of those nice dudes every girl can be friends with, remember don’t let your hopes too high.” She points. “Yeah.. I know.” You say and proceed to finish off your final year project.

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Laying down on your dorm bed, you were listening to Taylor Swift’s song. “Begin Again.” It somehow reminded you of Joshua, it’s probably the vibe aesthetic he gave off. “___ !.” You heard someone call your name making you flinch. “Ah ?” You replied. Minju came out of the bathroom and showed you her phone. “I got you a rented boyfriend ! Don’t worry. Its on me.” She squeals. “What the hell Minju ! I didn’t ask for this !” You yelled and she quiets you down. “Miss ___, Imagine the jealousy Minghao will get, we’re going to get him back by making him jealous, how dare he break up with you out of the blue !” Minju exclaims. “I have beef with him.” Her eyes squints and you sigh at your best friend.

“But Minju.. isn’t it useless either way ?” You say feeling heavy hearted, you did want to hurt Minghao but you weren’t that kind of person. “Maybe you just need a little push.” Minju says and comforts you. “Cmon ___ give it a try !.” You knew how Minju is, she won’t give this up. “Fine, only once. If it doesn’t work, does not make him jealous. Its a never for me again.” Thats when Minju did her little bunny dance and say back down next to you. “Can I see his face though ?” “Well about that..” “You’re telling me, we’re renting a boyfriend. We can’t see his face ?.” You question.

You hit her shoulder. “Yah ! What if we’re being catfished !” You shouted and she calms you down. “Hear me out first—.” She puts a finger up. “My friend did this before, she got a hot guy, I mean its the cheapest out there. Only 20 for a whole day, thats how business work ___.”

You sigh , a loud one to show that you were worried. “Please be with me tomorrow.” Minju nodded. “Of course ! Ill be that spy, taking pictures of you and this guy. Ohhhhh, Minghao’s gonna be soooo jealous.” She squirmed.

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“Babes, you look gorgeous. What the heck.” Minju compliments you as you waited for your date infront of the mall. “Really ? Im quiet nervous.” You say as you looked at your phone, Minju gave you the person’s number and he texted. “Ill be there in 5 minutes.” “Yes, now Im going to follow from behind, don’t worry if anything happens, Ill call the cops.” She says and you nod. Thats when she is no where to be seen and god knows in where she is right now. The time is ticking fast and you hear your notifications go off.

“Im here, entrance, wearing a beach shirt.”

You search for someone with this outfit and you saw someone wearing a bucket hat, a mask and that beach shirt. He then turns away from you and had his hands in his pocket. Is that the guy ? You then took steps towards him, now behind him you tapped on his shoulder. “Excuse me, are you my rented boyfriend ?.” He then turns to look at you, taking off his sunglasses and mask. You felt your throat stuck and your heart beat fasten. “Joshua.?” You say and he was even as shocked as you are. “___?”

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“Well, I never knew you’d be a rented boyfriend.” You laugh it off as you and Joshua took a stroll in the mall. “I never thought you’d be the one to rent a boyfriend.” He replied laughing. “Hush, its my friend that set me up.” You smiled and rolled your eyes. He looks up at you up and down walking backwards. “You look utterly beautiful today though.” “Is that something a rented boyfriend should say to please their client ?.” “Im actually saying that from the bottom of my heart, love.” He winked and you felt yourself blushing. “You’re such a flirt.” You teased and he shook his head. “I know how to cherish a woman.” He smiled. This man was a whole green flag.

“Let’s eat something first, how about Sushi ?” He says and you felt your inner kid jumping. “I’d love that!” You say excitedly. “Thats, That was cute.” He pointed and put his hand out, “Now, may I hold your hand ?.” He asked politely, a man who asked for permission. You couldn’t help but flutter. “Yes, yes you may.”

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“Now tell me, why are you renting me ?.” He asked after your finished ordering. “Let me clarify this, I was not the one renting you. Its my friend. Uh.. its because of something that happened to me.” You explained and he tilted his head. “Are you okay with telling me that ? I completely respect if you don’t want too.” He smiles softly, it makes you want to tell him more.” “I guess, I could.” Joshua was ready to listen.

“I had a boyfriend, we were together for 3 months ? Well, He was the one to confess to me and yeah, I gave it my all into that relationship. It started to get toxic and I don’t really know why, he would always degrade my art.. then yeah, he broke up with me before that presentation. My friend and I thought of getting him back by renting a boyfriend to make him jealous. Does that explain this situation ?.”

Joshua was speechless, there is alot of emotions in him right now. “I see.. but I don’t understand the part where he would degrade your work. That’s like an A+ piece of art !.” You chuckled at the man. “Now, you tell me. Why are you Mr. Rent a boyfriend ?” You asked him.

“Well, I was actually looking for pocket money… I saw this trend on tiktok and I had to give it a try?.” He says. You nodded and finally your order came. “Ahh ! I was getting hungry.” You smiled and he chuckled. “You’re really cute, eat up.”

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“How would you like to pay?.” The cashier says and as you were about to get some notes in your purse, Joshua gave his card.” “Thank you very much, you both a cute couple, do come again !.” The woman says and he bows in respect, holding your hand, you let him pull you. “Hey.. I could’ve paid too..”Joshua gave that warm smile again. “Its okay. Its on me.” “You can’t be too nice to a stranger you know.” You warn him.

“I thought I could consider you as my mutual ?.” “Ah?”

“Hey look at that, a claw machine. Want to play it ?” But before you could even answer he is already walking there and inserting a coin in. “Watch me win for you !.” He sounded excited that it made you flustered at his cuteness. Ah, after 5 tries and 25 dollars wasted, he finally caught his plushie. “FINALLY.” he shouted and made some head turn, you didn’t realise that you were actually cheering on for him, recording him.

“Here you go my princess, a kuromi plushie for you.” He smiled and you excitedly hugged it. “Ahhh, is this what its like being spoiled ?” You question and he pinched your cheeks. “Its for your hard work baby, that doll cost approximately 25 dollars.” He winked and you blushed. “Aish, such a flirt.” He chuckled and held your hand, you forgot that Joshua was a rented boyfriend.

Honestly you remind yourself, you shouldn’t feel things right now. He is doing this to get his money… It’s nothing serious, You’re paying him either way.. “Hey, are you okay ?”. He tapped your shoulder. “Ah? Im okay.” You whispered but looked down. “You look sad.” His name faded but you shook you head. “Im not ! But can I aak something ?.” “Of course.”

“When does this date end?”

Joshua was quiet for a minute, he actually almost forget that he was being rented, rented to make your ex boyfriend jealous. He felt a bit stupid actually enjoying this date with you. In the end you’re just paying him and won’t see anything, wont know if you can actually grow attached. “When you want it to end.” He looks you in the eye, you gave that charming eye smile of yours with that dimple. “Let’s go watch the sunset by the fountain ?”. You suggested.

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“You can lean your head on my shoulders.” He smiled and tapped his shoulder. “You are so kind for noticing.” You rest your head on his board shoulder watching the sunset. “My mother raised me right.” Thats when there was that peaceful silence. That silence that makes you hear things your heart wants to say. The utter peace that is between both of you right now.

“Did you start the final year project?” He asked. “I did, what about you ? You have an idea on what you’re drawing.” He looked at you and then the sun. “I think I do, it’s a surprise though. What about you ?” “I see, we’re keeping secrets aye ? I might as well say its a surprise too then.” You closed your eyes, almost falling asleep. “cute.” He whispered.

That was the moment he thought, if only he wasn’t your rented boyfriend, if only this was a real date, would feelimgs develop, would you like him ? Would you be interested if he told you he was ? Can he cure you from your heartache. Gosh, a woman like you was like a woman from his dreams, you were kind and hardworking. He’s been honestly observing for so long but never got the chance to know you, a stranger he found comforting. He saw the way you would draw, color and ask the lecterur idea’s. The way you present with confidence and etiquette.

In your pov, you thought about it too, if this wasnt a rented date, could you fall for someone new ? Could he heal you ? He appreciated you, whatever he is, a stranger. Atleast right now, you can consider him as a mutual. You heart warms up, knowing him for a whole day was just like knowing his for a whole year.

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“Looks like you enjoyed your date with your cafe man.” Minju teased and you rolled your eyes, shoving another piece of bread in your mouth. Its been a week since your date with Joshua and yes, you both have successfully posted the pictures online, Minghao would’ve definitely seen it. You honestly didn’t care thought cause your mind was always drifted to Joshua. “___.” You hear a voice to look behind, “Joshua ?.” You felt your heart beat accelerate. “Hey !” He waved and Minju and took his seat beside you. “Yoo !” Minju replied too focused on her laptop. “What are you doing?.” “Im sitting..?” “I mean, how did.. You know what ? Never mind.” He chuckled , you had to remind yourself that you were both within the same campus where else faculty. “Did you start drawing ?. The final year project is due this Friday. Im quiet nervous.” You nodded, “Yeah.. Im just scared to get criticised.” With a frown on his face, he tilted his head and looked at you, a move that made him look cute. “True Artist will always face criticism, love.” He said. That was true and thats when you felt him pat your back which made you at ease.

“I see tears coming out, do not cry so easily.” He smiles, “I would also like your number.” Your eyes widened. Minju interferes “I gave you her number through the rented boyfriend chat, why not text her there.” She raised a brow and he shook his head. “Oh no, that is not a gentlemen thing for me to do. I’d be a polite one to actually ask for her number.” He explained, “Why didn’t you ask for it on your date.” Minju continued, you swear you could slap her across the face. You knew she was protecting you but this is Joshua.

“I guess.. I was a coward aye ?.” He grinned and took out his phone. “___, can I please have your number ?.” You couldn’t help but blush. “You’re an idiot.” You mutter and he leans in Nd whispers to you, “It’s been a while someone has made me one.” Gosh, how long can this man keep on doing this to you, what is his intentions ?

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Now in your dorm room, after finishing a masterpiece. You looked at it proudly, it was something you’ve never thought of drawing, all there is the story behind the drawing.

He was smiling like an idiot, looking at his painting and already having a story on it. This is why he loved art, he could draw something he loved.

These two have been talking non-stop for a month as the final year project has been postponed and in a few days it will come. Getting to know one another and having a few outings here and there. It cured ___ as you totally have forgotten about you competitive ex, Joshua in the other hand had gotten the chance to know you deeply and might’ve developed feelings ? A feeling of wanting to claim you as his.

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“___, your turn.” The lecterur called and you brought your painting down, covered in a black cloth. You were feeling pressure as you see a face you never wanted to see. A judging Minghao in-front of you staring intently. Your eyes couldn’t help but wonder towards that one guy 2 seats behind him. Joshua was giving a thumbs up and that comforting words he would mouth “You can do it !.” “Goodmorning everyone , My name is ___ ___.” I would now show you my drawing.” You took off the cloth and the whole class gasped. You took a little look on your ex’s face and even he was shocked. Joshua looks twice as surprise.

“This picture as you can see is a transition of two things. This girl as you can see in the first scenario, she looks broken but outside she looks fine, tapping the shoulder of a guy she found quiet mysterious.” You continue,

“Now transitioning, she looks lively and the guy looks vibrant, such colours that made her shine and reflect through him, they’re playing the claw machine. “My intake is this is actually from personal experience. How there is always someone new that would save me from my past sorrow, it can always start mysteriously and unexpectedly.”

A clap from everyone, you smiled but your eyes was focused on Joshua.

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“Goodmorning ladies and gentlemen, I would like to show my art now.”

Another shocking masterpiece and the whole room was looking at you. “It’s a portrait on my muse, made by original colours of flower and its petals.” “This story is a bit interesting, this story is about this woman, who’s captivated me me, since the day I saw her face in this class, she caught my attention, I couldn’t help but draw that beautiful face of someone who is we all know is talented and hard working, this doesn’t sound like a story right ? Never mind, thats my take on my portrait.”

Its the first time someone made a flower portrait, it was one of the hardest portrait to make.

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“___.”

You knew that voice , dreaded to hear it. Minghao pulled your arm and made you look at him once everyone was gone. “what..” you replied and he sighs. “Im sorry for being so harsh on you.” He says and thats when you felt soft but in the same time forgave him. “Can we start again ?” That was honestly shameless for him to do.. “Minghao..”

“I can’t stand seeing you with anyone else.” He held you tighter , he was jealous. “Hao.. you’re hurting me.” “Please let her go.” You both heard someone from the door coming in. “Its you.” Minghao put his hands in his pocket. “Yes it apparently is.” Joshua smiles and pulled you slowly to him, as if your body was fragile. “So its true ? You have a boyfriend ?” Minghao scoff in disbelief. “I..” you were speechless, “Im sorry but she does right now.” Joshua holds you. “Please don’t be like that again, she already forgave you Minghao.” He says professionally. Thats when Minghao realises, it was him being toxic all along..? “I need to go.” He picks up his bag and walked out.

“Are you okay ?” Joshua checks you. “Tell me the truth.” You say, Joshua nervously looks up. “Do you feel more?.” You question. “Drawing me as your muse, am I able to put the puzzle together ?” You say and thats when he embraces you. “I love you ___.” He whispered. “Its was such a coincidence you being my first client and last for that renting a boyfriend of mine. I couldn’t help but think about you.” He continues.

“I think about you, think about the things we could’ve been. Hear you in every love song I listen too. Close my eyes and all I see is your kindness and smile. I think— no. I am in-love with you and is willing to not be a coward and take another step. “ he professed his love for you. “I’ll make you happier, give you what you deserve. Will you be mine ?.” He says and you felt your eyes stinging.

Its the first time someone actually acknowledged you, your art your personality. You gave him a kiss on the lips to prove that you are willing to take his wishes. “I will.” You smiled and he mouthed a “Thank god” while giving you another hot long kiss on the lips, hands wrapped around your waist, making you feel like a princess. “Sushi ?” He smiled and you nodded. “I maybe can win you another kuromi plushie.” Both of you chuckled.

“I honestly have to thank Minju for this.” He says and you nod. “She needs credit for sure.” You held his hand and he kisses the top of it. A new story begins.

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Hello everyone once again !, So i decided to write another oneshot on Joshua <3 I kinda made up the story on the spot without planning, so if its kinda jumbled up, pls tell me

I tried to make it as interesting as possible and it’s probably predictable. Heueheueheueh

2/3 done, my next one is my Jeonghan oneshot, but I think

I have to kinda plan it before hand

Its gonna be a fantasy themed one

and I’ll post it as soon as

possibles. You can now checkout my

Seungcheol oneshot that is pinned

on my page ! Press his name,

It will take you to his story💗

Respectfully,

Shuji

[fcknstar]

,, the one you need "

- harryosborn x reader x peterparker

a.n : ngl, im slightly proud of this. i truly didnt wanna drag this cause ik, it can be borinngggg but yea.

warnings : none

**lowercase intended**

it wasnt easy for harry to openly admit his love for you knowing that his best friend felt the same for you. harry was the one who knew you first and introduced peter to you thinking it was harmless. so when he found out that you both started meeting up and went on dates broke him terribly. he didnt know who to turn to, didnt know who to talk to about his little crush he had on  you. harry couldn't even face his best friend when hes talking about the dates he went with you. 

so when you found out that peter was back with gwen after all the dates, you were heartbroken. well, saying that you were heartbroken is an understatement. just when you thought you might be able to have your little romeo and juliet moment, it gets crushed into pieces. i mean, you tried your hardest to be happy for peter. but you just couldn't because when looking back, you realized you were just a rebound for peter. he probably didnt even like you. but you were wrong, peter liked you. 'liked' because peter had feelings for you and gwen, but gwen won his heart faster. you liked peter. he was sweet, caring. you couldn't name a flaw in him even if you tried your hardest to. 

harry was there for you when you needed someones shoulder to cry on. it made harry feel sick knowing that his best friend basically used you and wasted your time, knowing that you could probably spend it with him. 

" yea but it hurts you know.. i wish i wasnt that foolish, god.. " you mumbled, taking a sip of the tea that harry made you. 

" well, you didnt know so i wouldn't blame you. you shouldn't take this so hard okay? there are way better people in this world than peter and you know that.. " harry looked at you. he wished you knew exactly what he meant. 

" there are people in this world that would treat you better, treat you better than he can. just give it some time alright? " you nodded when his words were processed. harry was right. he always is. 

" thank you harry.. really. i dont think i could even leave my bed if it wasnt for you.. " you chuckled. it was about time that you moved on. maybe it wasnt your time to find a lover. you knew itd be hard to find the one that truly loves you. you find it hard to truly find someone, seeing that your parents relationship isnt even steady, you were scared that itd happen to you someday. harry wanted you to look at him the way you looked at peter. big dreamy, doe eyes that lights up whenever he walks into the room. 

opening his arms softly towards you, harry offered you a hug. its a tradition for both of you to share hugs because it comforts you both. smiling softly, you embraced harry. you felt harry rub your back comfortingly, tightening the hug as a 'thank you'. 

you knew exactly what harry meant by " there are better people in this world that would treat you better " you were just too scared that such history would repeat itself. but what if its worth it? what if hes the one you need?

[botanicallyinclinednerd]

The Umbrella Academy season 3 episode 2

Fucking damnit. I knew something was up with this hotel due to the episode descriptions, but now I know it has to do with fucking Reginald

Reading the news paper cause I think it will hold clues

Guests will never need to leave, eh?

Geeze, how has no one noticed how OLD this guy is! Newspaper said 1920! It's 2019! He should be LONG dead!

Oh Luther

Wait do they take LUTHER hostage?? That's so funny

Oh no. Shit fuck. Allisonnnnn

Oh Allison:(

I knew it was coming but that doesn't make it easier

Sissy died October 1st 1989? How... curious. There's no way that's a coincidence

Wait what

Why do these people seem like they are stuck in time? Doing the same thing day after day and have been for decades?

LMAO

Five is fine with a little murder between sibilings

Also I'm laughing over what Five is wearing he looks like a grampa

This is making my heart happy

Hi Viktor <3

HELL YEAH VIKTOR YOU TELL EM

Klaus ily

Why do the blasts keep killing animals

DIEGO!

Da fuck?

Oh Viktor :(

SIGH Lutherrrr

Buddy. You should be asking questions. You were kidnapped. Don't just EAT with them!!!

Oh my god

He just wants to be their friend, I'm laughing so hard

Luther, as is the theme for this family and kidnapping, they have not noticed

Didn't like that look exchange between Sloane and Ben

Also this Ben is a Dick and I want OG Ben back

Oh Allison :(

I love Viktor so much, he's a good brother. I dig his and Allison's dynamic very much

UHHH why isn't the briefcase working???

Awww. Five. You're adorable. You don't get to breathe yet.

HE JUST WANTS TO SEE TORIST ATTRACTIONS AND RELAX

My heart

"You're family, Viktor. Okay? And there's nothing... nothing that would make me love you less." My heart. If this turns out not to be true imma burn this place to the ground and build a therapist office on top

Im laying in a puddle of my emotions

No, Diego, you are not about to kick this guy's ass. His power is redirecting attacks onto his attacker. Also he's literally just shopping. Stop being so violent

Wait, is it specifically being hit in the face??? That's Hella specific if yes

Oh, is it specifically things that draw blood?

Poor stan

This is really funny

Klaus being amish makes me giggle a bit because, I mean, LOOK at him he's a freaking MESS

Five seems happier and calmer now that he's not dealing with constantly saving his sibilings' lives and I like that for him!

I dont trust any of this

I don't trust her. I think this is allll a trap to get information and keep Luther from being a threat

Hm. She's scared of whoever is on the other side of that Camera

Luther! You're getting more brain cells!

No babe, you can not get one day off

It's working it's way out further and further, and taking bigger and bigger animals it seems

Oh

*Oh*

That's why the number was only 16 this time. For some reason, 27 of the original 43 mothers died when exposed to the dust rather than give birth

"Five is an asshole, not a monster" five better not tell them that it doesn't matter or imma beat that old man

Oh. He has her eyes

Honestly props to this lady for being so willing to trust Klaus when by all rights she has no reason to. But he does have her sister's eyes

Now Five is invested

Oh Allison

Allison, leave old man Harlan alone

So they can follow you back to where yall are staying

There goes their briefcase

Well, either this is the wedding in episode 8, or this is Romeo and Juliet. Could be both!

[hopperzheartz]

More Brance Headcanons :3

some of these made me laugh 💀

Anyways enjoy, and any other requests lmk 🥰

- (French vance) When they argue Bruce tends to sleep off his guilt, pain, or anger. So when Vance joins him in bed, he sees bruce facing away, he hugs him tight and apologizes ‘Im sorry, please don’t ignore me’ in french.

- When they cuddle, whoever is big spoon in that moment, puts a warm hand in the others shirt in a sweet comforting way. (sobbing)

- Once they went to a cemetery at night with the boys for spoopy season after exploring some abandoned places. Vance decided to lay in the grass for some reason, his flashlight off as it’s pitch black. After a bit of laying there he stood up abruptly as he heard foot steps, he and bruce had never scared each other so shitless in the entirety of their years knowing each other. (💀)

- Bruce has to chase Vance to put on sunblock when their at the beach/pool/lake.

- Bruce is sensitive to smell, meaning if someone’s cologne is too strong he’ll gag, so Vance makes sure Bruce approves of his cologne before he buys/wears it.

- Vance gets the zoomies, meaning there’s times where he will menacingly stand in bruce’s room doorway and stare at him. As soon as Bruce looks back from his spot on the bed Vance sort of does like a (🧍🏼) before he charges at Bruce and attacks him.

- Bruce puts his cold hands on Vance’s back in the mornings.

-If they where to take a school bus together, Bruce always takes a power nap on Vance.

- They definitely acted out romeo and juliet in school.

- One time Vance put Bruce on his shoulders, to put it short, Bruce lost balance and tried to pull Vance’s hair to stop the fall (LMFAO)

- (Vance tattoo artist) When they became friends, Bruce let Vance give him his first tattoo, he realized he had a crush on him when he rolled up his sweater sleeves and tied his hair back.

- Once Bruce borrowed Vance’s combat boots, but they started to hurt him so Vance gave him a piggy back ride home.

- (late 80s au) Bruce put Lisa Frank stickers he stole from amy all over Vance’s walkman to fuck with him.

Anyways. brance 4 life :3

[minhosimthings]

Skz as colours/Colors!

A/N: these are my own opinions, if you have other opinions that's great! This is just my interpretation. Also I couldn't find most of these colours to colour the words on Tumblr so I'm making due with what I've got.

Bang Christopher Chan - Golden. Golden is such a warm and comforting colour. And Im not taking about the very bright golden. Im taking about the faded golden. If you ever search up indian temples the gold that they use, that is the golden which Chan is. Gold is just so nice to look at. It has so much texture and when you peel away the layers of gold there are so many more beautiful colours which come out of it (my chemistry degree is coming in use) and I feel like that defines Chan very much.

Lee Minho - Purple. Minho is a puzzle. We all know that. Purple is a colour which had been misunderstood for so many years now. People mistake it for violet or lilac. And it makes sense. Purple has so many different shades. And purple is such a...cool colour. Like it's so smooth and when you look at purple, you're immediately like, 'thats a cool colour'. It decorates shit so well and it's a pleasure to the eyes to see the colour. And well don't you think Minho is exactly like that?

Seo Changbin - Pink. This is partly because of his babygirlness. Like Pink is such a cute colour. And depending on the shade, it can change the mood completely like if you take a baby pink, it's so sweet and soft but if you a dark shade of pink like magenta, it becomes sensual, sexy, romantic even. Pink has this thing, it's like a child getting excited when they see something at Disneyland or like an adult collapsing on the bed after a fun day. And that's Changbin.

Hwang Hyunjin - Cerulean blue. I was specific with Hyunjin because, there are so many different blues, and while he fits all of them, cerulean blue suits him the most in my opinion. It's calm and chaotic at the same time. It has been used as a symbol of romance for centuries now, from paintings of the sad romance of Romeo and Juliet to album covers of heartbreak. He also uses a lot of this colour in his paintings, which is something I admire since I am shit scared of getting blue on my paintbrush. Cerulean blue is the sky just before sunset and it is the ocean when you're with a loved one and you see the water clearly in their eyes through your lovesick ones. And if that isn't Hyunjin, I don't know what is.

Han Jisung - Silvery grey. I know many people will disagree with me, saying that our ace is probably a more brighter colour. But the reason I chose grey is because, it's so subtle. I don't know if it makes sense, but Jisung Is just such a subtle person. Grey has that effect on things. If you paint grey on red, it symbolises violence, but you often only pay attention to the red. If you paint grey on blue, sadness, mostly because of the blue. Grey, especially silvery grey, is so unique, and special and interesting. There's no way you can describe grey or silver, just like you can't describe Han Jisung.

Lee Felix Yongbok - Yellow. Do I even need to explain? What else can we put for our sunshine? But also there are so many shades of yellow and felix fits each one of them. Bright yellow? That's Lixie. A more darker yellow? That's Yongbok. A slightly greenish yellow. That's Felix. Yep can't explain it in any other way. Yellow is also such an ethereal colour, much like our angelic pixie.

Kim Seungmin - Sage. Sage is just so comforting and calming. You look at it and you're like 'yep I'm in love with this colour.' Sage is also so confusing, just like our main vocalist. Like is it green or is it blue or is it swamp green? What is it? A Rubik's cube that's what it is. Just like Seungmin.

Yang Jeongin - turquoise. Alright look I can't explain it in any other way, but turquoise is such an energetic and fun colour! Like you look at it and you're like, 'you know what? Im gonna go on an adventure today!'. Seeing Jeongin's smile is just like that. And also turquoise looks so good on him. Turquoise is also so clean. Like it's so classy yet fun. That's Jeongin for you.

[rosenallies]

Good morning bestie ☀️ Watching Twilight 2 and right off the bat I’m mad so I need to vent 😤

Bella is so scared of being old while Edwards young but he’s 117!!!! Like girl he’s already old the fuck 😭 Why is it such a big deal that she’ll look old and he’ll still look young?? It’s not even like he looks 17…If I saw him on the street I would say he’s about 28 🤷🏽‍♀️ So it’s not like they don’t have to worry about people thinking she’s a creep or anything. Bella needs to grow the fuck up and LIVE. Im going crazy rn 😭 I’m just upset because she gets her way. Like I know she becomes vampire young but I don’t want that for her 🥺

But anyway what are your plans for today 🤗

-🐰

New moon is kinda my fave, I love the Romeo and Juliet vibes <333 but yeah Bella’s crazy about the aging thing like mama is worried about being 18😭😭

I think today I’m gonna clean my apartment again and I was maybe gonna go to the teacher store to buy some stuff bc I wanna laminate stuff so bad rn like I’m obsessed with laminating and I just wanna feel the scissors glide thru my laminating sheets like ugh but I don’t have anything I need laminated rn 😞 but also that store is expensive and I can probably buy everything I need off of Amazon for cheaper but then I’d have to wait 😞💔💔

[sazlew]

Romcoms

(Declan if u reading this fuck off fuckOFF)

K so I’m writing this on my phone and alsooooo I’ve had a bit to drin k so soz if it’s weird looking or whatever! Just wanna write some words while i have this idea in my mind!!

(also im babysitting Dee while he sobers up sooooooo… love him but i am scared for him always)

Romcoms.

They’re so great. They’re amazing! I love them. They’re probs my favourite film genre of all time. Declan doesn’t like them but that’s cause he likes films the best that are long and boring and about the meaning of life or whatever

Look i like some old old old films by famous directors - much ado about nothing from 1996 is my favvvv (KENNETH BRANAGH IS SO HOT) - but i can’t do the smart film thing. I am smart but not smart enough to city in a movie theatre and watch something where people just talk all the time and don’t even kiss. 

I like rom coms. Cause they’re nice and fun and cute.

I know sometimes they’re all the same, but I think most fims are the same once you get down to the heart of it. Three act structure, right? Someone doesn’t want to do a thing, but then they need to do a thing, and on the way to do a thing, that thing goes wrong, and then they overcome that problem and then do the thing and then there is a climax! (heeeee) and then the film ends and the character has change - better or worse than before but theyve gotta chanre or else there is no point. People change all the time but not probably as fast as rom com characters do cause some of those stories tae place over like four days.

Four days is too short to fall in love. I fall in love in long stretches of time. Like… sitting at work for two months spending time with people and then going ‘oh i love you’. The best thing about people you love is the weird bits. Ike a thing about them that they think is ugly but makes u smile. Or something they know lots of things about. Or a thing that thye aways wear but not for any fashion reasons.

I think life would be real boring if we all loved the same people all the time…

Ok wait 

I just got dee some water 

And me some water

What was i writing uh.

Romcoms.

My favourite romcom is defs defs defs The Proposal!!!!

I’s got all the best bits of rom coms in it. They don’t like each other, then they’re trapped in a place at the same time, plus weird humor that’s very silly, plus sandra bullock is a babe, plus she DEFS FOR REASLS DOMMED ryan reynolds

Fuck me you must think i have a ryan reynolds thing [gif of Ryan Reynolds in The Proposal, he’s pulling off his shirt and looks hot as fuck] 

ive reblogged enough pics of him

Hot boy summer????? 

It’s winter in NZ

Hot boy winter

(Dee laughed at that. Im kinda talking this post out loud now whooooops but i cant seem to stop)

The Proposaal. ICONIC!!!! 

What else

It’s not a rom com but i love the baz luhrmann romeo and juliet. The fashion is so so much and the music is too - that scene to “Kissing You” by Des’ree? I wish i was alive for more of the 90s cause that shiz was iconic

And Mercado?

Wait

Mercution! As a drag queen? I love

So more rom coms.

(Declan is telling me about a rom com he saw at the NZIFF in 2016 about time travel called.. chrono - krono? Theeisa???????? Look idk it probably wasnt a rom com knowing him it was probaby just something about death or murder or the meaning of life or whatnot)

The romcom i saw last week thaat everyone at work loves (EXCEPT DEE CAUSE HE DOESn’T WANT T WATCH IT) is called Set it up

It’s got the guy from Scream queens (hot guy??? chad???) and queen zoey deutsh and they play two PAs for two bosses that try to set their bosses up cause their bosses are real mean to them and they think if they set them up then they will be less mean cause they’ll be getitng laid - vibes

But then they both FALL IJ LOVE

Also pete davidson from SNL is there which is real weird 

But yeah tey fall in love and its cute

I love it i love it

I wish real work was like that

OH ANOTER ONE

10 Things I hate about you

So picture health ledger (RIP) being like a bad boy in a school and then kate - who is blonde and kinda a bitch but like she’s badass and it’s cool and i wilsh i was that badass - her dad says that her sister can’t date her crush (josepg gordon levitt but young AS) until kate dates someone

It’s shakespeare apparently i think if i remember from school

Wait wait wai

[DECLAN: Ten Things I Hate about You is Shakespeare yes. It is a retelling of the Taming of the Shrew which is one of the Shakespeares that people feel weird about these days cause it seems sexist and maybe is. In the movie Kate has much more agency than in the play which is good. It is a good movie that I like a lot,]

FOR ONCE DEE IS RIGHT IT IS A GOOD MOVIE  

Another one i like is clueless which i also studied at high school

Look it is iconic!!!!!! The outfits

Cher

Paul rubb but young and pretty and i mean hes still pretty and hes like fifty but he was real pretty then

Weird that they were cousins 

aCTUALLY i saw a paul rudd movie ast week and it was an art movie

(shut up Dee stop laughing) 

Ideal Home! It was real good actually

He was paying a gay film producer???? With his husband/parner played by……. That english guy

Fuck he was in that other series of movies for old peop

Fuck i dont remember

But yeah they were breaking up - i guess it was kinda a rom com actually

They were breaking up but the other guy - the english lover whos name i cant remember - his estranged son was jailedfoor being a piece of shit and his son (the english guys grandson) came to live with them

And it was a story about paul rudd and englsh guy falling in love again and it was actually real nice, i like it a lot. Funny and passionate

Like it when romcom couples have actual chemmisty cause liv and drew have both said that it s hard to make chemistryyy that seem real on screen whew ur are castingg gg iand mking movie s sssssssssssss,sssssssss ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss s f

[DECLAN: Ideal Home was a great movie. I enjoyed it lots and lots. Go and see it if it is on at your local. Saz has dozed off so I guess I will just post this. Take nothing sshe has said as true.]