#ROCKKKKKK

[igotmyhashpipee]

im a poll monster now

I feel like realistically I only would've gone for friday and saturday, but everyone who went for sunday too are badasses frfr

[gu6chan]

IM SO EXCITED TO START TAKING MELATONIN NOW

STRAIGHTFORWARD SLEEP SCHEDULE, HERE I COME

[iamthepulta]

assumption: you will get very excited if someone gives you a rock. By “someone” I do mean “me”. Here you go 🪨

Correct! I ABSOLUTELY will~

[llegato]

why are other muslims so hostile towards shias 😭 calm tf down

[froggie-agere]

EVERYONE STOP AND TAKE A SECOND TO LOOK AT HIM

not a plush but i had to show my beloved followers this baby pet rock i saw on etsy by jellycreativeco (• . •) <- portrait

[sovereign-skyy]

Omg omg omg omg bitches

DRESSES FUCKING ROCKKKKKK WHAT THE FUCKKKKK

[poggingface]

ROCKKKKKK BOTTOMMMMM

[wraith-the-rock]

Boops the rockkkkkk

OUGH OH MY BIRB I HATH BEEN BOOPED

i will never recover *collapses onto a conveniently placed fainting couch*

[dogtiber]

Tiber is driving me a little nuts tonight.

he was asleep on the couch for awhile before I tried to go to bed…usually he’s eager to settle back down to keep sleeping when I go downstairs to bed. but today he has been ?? pining?? over the piece of concrete rock thing he insisted on carrying home today. man posted up by the bedroom door whining until I let him go get it to play with it.

when he started to chew on it I took it away and set it on the dresser and swapped for an antler chew…he kept sniffing the air around the dresser and whining about it.

sir I am trying to sleep why are you crying about a rockkkkkk

[plummmmmm]

Rockkkkkk, and old drawing eje 💕☺️

[ssseriema]

ohhhh ur lines and shapes and forms and motion in ur art sos good . just needed to let you knwo yourr little pictures rockkkkkk so much

:’O THANK YOU ALIVE!!!!!!!!!! WAAA

[isdalinarhot]

Rock for the character asks!

ROCKKKKKK

First impression: A LARGE MAN?????? WHO CAN COOK

Impression now: A LARGE MAN<33333 WHO CAN COOK <333333

Favorite moment: i really really like when hes making bread and he hands some dough to renarin because he senses he needs a stim toy thats so <3 love that

Idea for a story: im sorry these are all like. smut fic ideas. but someone on the stormlight kink meme for weekend challenge did rock/dalinar and was like "dalinar is big and has always dreamed of being plowed by someone bigger than him" and god fucking shit fucking god fucking damn fucking christ i wish it had gotten filled. i was too busy having a mental health crisis this weekend otherwise i would have written it for sure

Unpopular opinion: i dont think theres such thing as an unpopular rock opinion. hes awesome

Favorite relationship: i dont think rock lends himself to shipping very well gonna be honest. like shoutout to rocks wife im sure the pussy is enchanting since rock has like a billion kids but i dont really ship him and his wife yknow. yknow

Favorite headcanon: rock headcanons. uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh despite all logic his stew somehow manages to taste exactly like the really good chicken enchilada chili at my local sandwich/soup place

[ktg08]

Let’s rockkkkkk🤘

[liu-yu-xin]

SECOND FAILED ATTEMPT AT SECURING WAYV TICKETS IM BLOWING UP THE THEATER IM IM GONNA BRAIN MYSELF WITH A FUCKIGN ROCKKKKKK!!!!!! THEY ADDED A DATE FOR ME JUST SO I COULD FUCKING FAIL AGAIN!!!!! I RECRUITED MY BROTHER AND MY COUSIN AND WE HAD 7 DEVICES IN THE QUEUE BETWEN ALL OF US AND NOTHINGFFG!!!!! Fucking nothing. No seats available my ass

[halovianed]

still laughing at this one time my cousin was driving us somewhere and he put on a sza song and i was like “oh is this sza?” and he was like ……yeah it is… how do you know who she is? and i was like MAN just because i listen to fucking vocaloid and utaite music doesnt mean i know absolutely nothing about pop artists😭😭😭😭😭😭 he was like “do you know who doja cat is? or olivia rodrigo?” and i was like YES I KNOW THOSE ARTISTS I DONT LIVE UNDER A ROCKKKKKK

[munchberry]

uh haylo? real housewives of nyc> I’ve been under a rockkkkkk, it’s so exciting