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"I know people in Palestine are being tortured, bombed and slaughtered, I just don't want to see it" is an unforgivable statement, and yet too many people, Americans in particular, are comfortable with saying it. Especially given that, apart from Israel, this is America's genocide. 70%.

If you aren't protesting this, if you aren't even showing a sliver of care, then no. You don't get to pretend you're a good person.

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They need to introduce the concept of "women" to the dc fandom

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What is a cool cat fact?

That cats are the only ectothermic (cold-blooded) mammals.

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it's tough liking gardevoir when it seems that everyone else who likes it is just a creep. like come on look how pretty she is can you not think about that stuff for two seconds?

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advice for relationship-inclined people. if you like someone, DON'T TELL THEM. because everyone is gonna die at some point, and what if they start feeling the same? you're literally setting them up for grief. the morally righteous thing to do is to bottle up your emotions until it turns to anger, then use that anger to kill someone who disagrees with you politically.

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i made a typo 3 months ago i'm worse than garbage

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normally it's frustrating when mystery games hand you answers on a silver plate but in ace attorney, the witnesses' tendencies to conveniently say far more than what they were asked for is so hilarious that it becomes its own reward. ace attorney witnesses will be asked what time they saw the murder and they'll say it was 10:40 and they know it was exactly that time because that's the exact minute they open the can of Fancy Feast to feed their elderly russian blue cat, father of 12 kittens and phoenix will be like umm actually i spoke to your cat and here's a written affidavit from him that there was a recall on Fancy Feast and also he's never been to russia nor known the touch of a woman. you're going to jail buddy

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santa put me on the Nuanced list this year

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bocchi doodle from a few days ago

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Homonationalism moment.

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Correlation Proven To Imply Causation

FIJMU News 8-21-23 by Markus Yarnblob Jr.

Though it has been long understood that simply because two things happen similarly, they are not necessarily causing each other, scientists have finally proven mathematically that if two things resemble each other even vaguely, they must be connected.

According to actual scientist D.R. McCarthy (Whose first names start with D and R and is not a doctor), "We know that the climate is heating up, but those of us who ignore 99.9% of climatologists and prefer only reports released by Exxon and BP Oil still couldn't figure out why. Now we know that it's caused by movie budgeting practices in Hollywood. I mean, look at the graphs. Just look at them. That's science, and maybe even math."

People who know what they're talking about have widely denounced McCarthy's statements as nonsense, but as a completely unbiased news source it is our duty to show both sides of the argument, no matter how obviously untrue one of them is. This report frees up numerous previously discounted theories so be sure to check in next week for our report on how the invention of the Internet caused the eruption of Mount St. Helens.

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the following is our own original work. the translation team is the copyright holder for this story and makes full claim of ownership. boycott the official release.

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i just started this so idk if it's good yet but i like how these characters immediately have rapport

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is there anything worse than stumbling across some people talking positively about a mecha series and then the robot design fucking sucks

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i was reading for like half a day straight and now my thumb hurts from tapping to go to the next page