#ROCK PAPER SCISSORS // EDDIE // headcanon.

[readysteddiewoe]

Made With Love

Steddie TikTok au: Part 2

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Steve_the_Hair posted 2 mins ago

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The video starts with Eddie Munson sitting inside a grocery cart being pushed by Robin Buckley who waves at the camera enthusiastically.

“I’m back," he says, wiggling his eyebrows. "Since you guys loved me so much last time— ack!" A packet of pasta smacks the side of his head. Eddie glares at someone off camera.

“Cart’s for food only,”

“I’m a fucking snack, Harrington,”

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Steve and Robin are engaged in an intense match of rock paper scissors in the dairy and frozen section. Robin wins.

“Best of three,” Steve insists, making Robin rolls her eyes.

“Sore loser,” Eddie comments from behind the camera. They ignore him.

Robin wins again. The camera goes back and forth between Steve sinking to his knees in despair and Robin taking a victory lap across the aisle. She grabs a huge tub of ice cream and shakes it at the camera happily before dropping it in the cart Eddie is still sitting in.

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The camera is badly hidden behind a shelf, recording Steve as he picks out tomatoes a few feet ahead. Eddie narrates in a terrible posh accent.

"Here you can see a wild Harrington alone in its natural habitat—"

Steve swivels around and Eddie scrambles back behind the shelf, breathing heavily. “Do you think it saw us?”

“You know I can hear you right?”

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It's after dark. The three of them are in a mostly empty parking lot. Robin and Steve facing away from the camera, Robin mimes lifting something about her head with both hands and Steve is nodding along.

Eddie is recording once again, far enough that the camera doesn't pick up their conversation. "One way to make Robin and Steve do absolutely anything you want, is to add 'I bet you can't' before any sentence,"

Robin is running towards Steve who braces himself for impact. He grabs her by the hips when she's near enough and for one glorious moment, Robin is soaring. Eddie whoops in excitement.

Then she's tipping over, limbs flailing. "Oh shit," Eddie runs over to them, the recording too shaky to make anything out. The video comes back into focus and they're both on the ground clutching their stomachs and cackling.

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Steve finally has the camera and he props it up on the car's dashboard. They're parked in their driveway, Steve in the driver seat, Robin passed out with her head thrown back in the passenger seat and Eddie laid out across the backseat.

The video cuts to him slowly lifting Robin to bring her inside, careful not to wake her up. Robin latches onto him like they've done this a hundred times before.

Then Steve comes back for Eddie. "Munson, get up," From the gap between the two front seats, only Eddie's arms are visible as he makes grabby hands at Steve. He sighs heavily. Then Steve's grabbing his arms and tossing a giggling Eddie over his shoulder.

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The camera is balanced on the dining table as Steve puts away their groceries. Once he's done, he drags up a chair and sits facing the camera.

"Sorry it wasn't anything helpful today," Steve's visibly tired but smiling. "I wasn't allowed custody of the camera,"

He finger waves at the camera. "Goodnight, guys,"

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The caption says, pro tip: get better friends

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Comments

Corroded Coffin: clearly Robin is the favorite child

Dustin H: petition to make Eddie the camera man for this account forever

user 80085: Steve is never beating the boyfriend allegations

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Part 3

[migorify]

(Some) CU CHARACTER'S FAV TV SHOWS HEADCANON!!! ^_^

GEORGE :

Godzilla

Rock Paper Scissors

The Amazing World of Gumball

Adventure Time

Uncle Grandpa

Sonic Boom

Phineas & Ferb

HAROLD :

Godzilla

Rock Paper Scissors

The Amazing World of Gumball

Adventure Time

Clarence

Big Nate

Phineas & Ferb

Wander over Yonder

MELVIN :

Dexter's Lab

Jimmy Neutron

Futurama

Bill Nye the Science Guy

GOOCH :

My Little Pony

Curious George

Pingu

Total Drama Island

Pokémon

Bluey

BO :

Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends

Sonic Boom

Bob's Burgers

Kungfu Panda

Catdog

The Penguins of Madagascar

ERICA :

WordGirl

Amphibia

Craig of the Creek

Fionna and Cake

Futurama

SciGirls

STANLEY :

Ed, Edd n Eddy

Hey Arnold!

Animaniacs

Apple and Onion

Johnny Test

The Penguins of Madagascar

DRESSY :

Trolls: The Beat Goes On!

My Life as a Teenage Robot

Fairly Odd Parents + A New Wish

Star vs. the Forces of Evil

Yo-Kai Watch

JESSICA & THE SOPHIES :

Winx Club

She-Ra

Total Drama Island

Sailor Moon

EVIL HAROLD :

Danny Phantom

Jimmy Neutron

Teen Titans

Ninjago

Wild Kratts

Gravity Falls

EVIL GEORGE :

Courage the Cowardly Dog

Lamput

Teen Titans

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Wild Kratts

Big Nate

PPU MELVIN :

Chowder

Unikitty

Bluey

We Bare Bears

Robot Dreams

Pokémon

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i dont watch some shows listed here so some of them might be inaccurate or out of character..

anyways i had fun making this I LOVE TV SHOWS!

[shybunnie20]

Eddie Munson Headcanons Pt 4

★My Masterlist

It's been a year since my last list sooo here's more. A few are a bit similar to older ones, but I like these better lol

[Pt 1] [Pt 2] [Pt 3]

Eddie takes great pride in being able to belch the ABCs forward and backward. He can’t do it consecutively, though. I mean, he could, but it makes his tummy hurt.

Don’t ask him about doing cartwheels. He’s never been able to do a proper one, and he doesn’t wanna talk about it.

If his pack of cigs is getting low, he’ll steal a couple from Wayne’s. When his uncle starts to catch on and questions his disappearing smokes, Eddie gaslights the shit out of him.

He takes the rules of calling shotgun to heart.

Eddie is a total adrenaline junkie and thrill seeker, but not toward things that would get him in major trouble. He isn’t intimidated by any roller coaster, no matter the size. He will ride it again even if he hurls; it doesn’t deter him in the slightest.

He has a small mole on his right side and another under his peck.

After brushing his teeth and rinsing his toothbrush, he always taps it against the rim of the sink 3 times.

As a kid, Eddie was a habitual lip licker. Petroleum jelly just wasn’t something that could be found in the trailer. Up until he reached his preteen years, he had a rash around his mouth during the colder months each year.

Double jointed in his left thumb and enjoys freaking out squeamish people with it.

Ambidextrous when it comes to writing and slapping the ham, but he’s predominantly right handed otherwise.

This isn’t news to those who read my writing: Eddie is a nail biter. Unfortunately, he bites his toenails too. Only after showering, of course. It’s not his fault he can’t keep track of the nail clipper.

He can also often be seen gnawing on a toothpick; something he picked up from living with Wayne.

Eddie is more of a cat person, but he likes dogs too. Bigger dogs, preferably. Regardless of the species, he’s a chin and butt scratcher. He loves whenever he finds the right spot on a dog that makes it thump its leg.

If anything spooks this man to his core, it’s dolls. ESPECIALLY My Buddy & Kid Sister (google it, you'll understand). Anytime the commercial comes on, he closes his eyes and waits until the next ad starts.

Not necessarily much of a prankster, but crop dusting his buddies never gets old.

Prefers rock paper scissors to flipping a coin, and he’ll only call best out of three when he’s losing.

Honks like a goose whenever he blows his nose.

If there’s furniture to stub his toes on, said toes will be stubbed… hard.

Slightly allergic to cinnamon, it makes his throat itchy.

Eddie believes that crunchy peanut butter is superior to creamy. His PB&Js are 80% jelly. He licks the knife clean before switching between jars.

[Pt 1] [Pt 2] [Pt 3]

★My Masterlist

[flowery-laser-blasts]

My headcanon (mini fanfic) for Motor Ed convincing Dr Drakken to pierce their ears as teens: warning mentions of blood and alcohol.

For his 16th birthday, Eddie wanted earrings because all the cool rock stars, punkers, and metal artists had them. He asked his mother for one, but she heavily objected to it.

So after gathering all the supplies. Eddie and Drew locked themselves in Eddie's bedroom and then--

At his birthday party (family only), Eddie took Drew aside and convinced him to help him pierce his own ears. Eddie showed his cousin a sterling silver earring from the piercing shop downtown; he tried going by himself at first, but once he found out that pay was upfront and he couldn't just pierce-'n-dash like he would at diners with his meals, he stole one of the earrings when a new client came in and occupied the shop owner's attention.

Eddie said that he found his mother's sewing kit and told Drew that it would be easy piece-y lemon squeezy:

They just needed some ice cubes and towels.

"Oh and booze!" According to Eddie, "Doesn't matter if it's a liquor or a wine, all booze contains alcohol and alcohol disinfects!"

"I don't think that that's how it goes Eddie--"

"Shuddup, Drew I heard the piercer talk about alcohol!"

Drew thought hard, being the one who actually paid attention in class he pointed out: "What about Vodka? It's the closest we can get to pure alcohol. Unless you want sticky sweet earlobes from the wine..."

"Vodka, huh, mom's got a bottle in the cabinet!

See!? This is why I need you for this! You're like my own- uhhh, what's that dude from that book called again? Ya' know, the one with the monster that is made of body parts?"

"Are you talking about the scientist? Victor Frankenstein from Mary Shelley's 'Frankenstein'?" Drew smirked proudly, Eddie beamed remembering the name again,

"No, no, no, no-- you're like that assistant-dude Igor! 'Specially with that brow man, you're like my own freaky sidekick!"

Drew's newfound pride shattered to the ground and he grumbled as he went off to find the supplies.

A loud scream alerted the mothers of the boys.

They managed to break open the lock and saw a bloody mess.

Drew looked very pale and Eddie was sobbing and holding his bloodied ear while rocking on the ground.

The thing is, both idiots thought it was a good idea to take a few swigs of Ed's mother's most expensive wine as liquid courage before doing this. Then Drew started to get second thoughts:

"Is this really a good idea?"

"Yes, it is! Let's just do it!"

Both of them went back and forth for at least half an hour until they solved their discourse by doing rock paper scissors, in which they sipped more wine in between each take. Drew eventually lost so he would be pierced first. Drew just wouldn't sit still, so in the end -after wasting another twenty minutes- Eddie gave up, it was him after all who wanted the earring.

"Look Drew, just hurry up before our moms notice that we're not at the party!" he said as he rubbed the vodka onto his earlobe with a towel.

"Alright then, here goes nothing..." With a trembling hand, Drew took the leather needle -that unfortunately had a bit of a dull tip because it's been used often- and roughly pushed it through Eddie's earlobe

Eddie muffled his groans in a towel he bit on. Drew took out the needle and blood started coming out.

"Oh shit-- Oh fuck, oh SHIT!!"

"W-What's wrong cou-AAAAAUAA! AAAAAGH!!"

In a panic frenzy, Drew tried forcing the earring into the lobe to plug it up and prevent it from bleeding more. However, the metal rod of the earring was bigger than the needlehole itself, so forcing it through caused the wound to burn and bleed harder, the alcohol didn't help either.

And there they were, two drunken dimwits crying their eyes out as their mothers screamed at them while the neighbor called 911.

Eddie went with his mom to the hospital for a tetanus shot, just in case, and both he and Drew got grounded for up to 2 months.

Eddie tried wearing the earring for a while outside his mother's vision but putting it in and taking it out hurt more than it was worth it. So eventually he stopped wearing it and his lobe grew shut again.

To this day, Motor Ed still has a very faint scar on his lobe.

[secondratefiction]

Hmm what are your headcanons for a drunk eddie munson??? eddie x gothic reader (just to say that I'm being creative)🍄

I didn't end up hitting so much on the gothic, but hopefully you still like it...

- Eddie has a reputation for being able to hold his liquor better than anybody in Hawkins. Not one person who wanders up to him at a house party looking to score has ever seen him look even a little bit tips, let alone the completely shit faced they all assume he should be.

- Nobody has ever stopped to consider that this could be because he's actually stone cold sober. Which he is.

- Beside the fact there are a lot of people from school here who like to torment him when they haven't been going though Tommy Hagan's parent's liquor cabinet like water, and Eddie really doesn't want to be caught unaware; there is one glaring fact that nobody else in this sad little town ever needs to know:

- Eddie Munson can't hold his alcohol for shit. Two beers in and this idiot is three sheets to the wind with nothing to stop him.

- When he's actually around people he's comfortable with, like you for example, all bets are off and he basically goes fucking feral.

- He has a pension for climbing on furniture already, but now he's all heart and no coordination.

- He faceplanted off the coffee table once. You almost can't see the scare where he busted his forehead open because it's right along his hairline.

- He also gets random burst of emotion that he just can't help but express...

- Like the time he just had to serenade you by drunkenly slurring his way through 'I'll be there for you' while making direct eye contact the whole time.

- It took you three tries to get him in bed that night because he just kept going like he was stuck on loop.

- There have been more occasions than either you or Garret want to count where you've had to rock-paper-scissors over who's gonna hold Eddie's hair while he gets sick.

- Garret has started arguing that you should lose by default because Eddie's your boyfriend which makes him your responsibility.

[queerdiazs]

give me your filthiest buddie headcanons pretty please <3

oh, ryan. RYAN. i'm so excited.

- eddie loves buck's body hair so much. loves to shove his face in buck's pits, loves to lick cum out of buck's pubes, loves to scrape his nipples against buck's chest hair. he's fine at growing facial hair, sure, but he's never had much on his chest and buck. buck does and he loves it.

- buck's a cumslut. he LOVES to play in eddie's cum.

- they've got special snacks in the kitchen for when they're having fun (the snacks are capri suns and gummy bears and chocolate covered pretzels, and buck calls them the 'post wienerin' food' to which eddie rolls his eyes)

- eddie's a (soft) dom/switch and buck's a true switch/verse, and a lot of the time they rock paper scissors on who's going to bottom because they both enjoy it so much (matter of fact they've got a whiteboard tallying it. all it has is their names on it with tallies under; buck's winning because he's a cheater)

- buck likes to make eddie hold his cum in his mouth after sucking buck off and then kissing and sharing it with him

- eddie loves to be fingered when he's getting his dick sucked. and he LOVES when buck sounds him!

- buck loves toys, especially the vibrating butt plug he bought a few years ago. it makes him go all wide-eyed and stupid and the first time eddie used it on him was nothing short of a miracle.

- they fuck EVERYWHERE. they're perpetually in the honeymoon stage because yeah, they're in love, whatever, but they've also got HUGE crushes on each other and they can't help it

- eddie asks buck to call him mommy sometimes. they both love it.

- buck likes to gag eddie with his used underwear. it makes eddie's eyes roll in the back of his head, especially when buck's riding him into oblivion.

- they watch porn together. they're silly goofy guys who like to play.

- eddie's into feminization. loves when buck gets a little mean about it, too.

- buck likes sensory deprivation. eddie blindfolds him and puts on noise-cancelling headphones, but makes sure buck can always feel him, and spends what feels like hours taking buck apart and putting him back together again

- eddie grins, says, "wanna screw when we get home?" and buck nods so fast he jerks the wheel and somehow changes the radio station

- buck gets so excited to fuck sometimes he can't get his clothes off fast enough and winds up falling down. it's endearing.

- eddie had to sit down one time because he got a nosebleed after seeing buck's cock in a pair of pretty pink lacy underwear. buck laughed for fifteen minutes.

[livesrot-blog]

Tags - Eddie

[quinnick]

hi. IT headcanon dump. lets go.

ok so hear me out

eddie had seasonal allergies. eddie also has one of those tiny achu sneezes. so for literally three months a year, he's plagued by richie every time he sneezes.

also idk why but stan looks like someone who would sew. i have no idea why. it might be the projection, BUT I DIGRESS. so when eddie's fanny pack breaks, or richie lost one of his ludacris button ups, or literally anyone needs something, he sews them one. its obviously very shabby, and they pretend they wont wear it, but eventually stan sees them wearing them more and more. no one really acknowledges it, but stan cannot stop smiling whenever he sees them using the things he made them. i dont know where the fuck this came from but its canon now.

one time theyre about to go somewhere important (idk where) and eddie panics like 'oh fuck do i look ok???' so richie pulls out a piece of paper and (horribly) draws eddie. its literally just a stick figure with lines for hair. but richie looks so proud of it so eddie's like 'thanks man'. he keeps the drawing under his bed (he would have hung it on the walls, but he'd have never heard the end of it).

its sort of an unspoken thing that if anyone in the losers club has nightmares, or is feeling lonely, they can show up at any other members house. no questions asked. sometimes they watch a movie, sometimes they have some snacks, and sometimes they just lay in silence, grateful theres someone there.

mike is the undefeated champion of dig dug at the arcade. richie is pissed. (mike: 'i guess its just beginners luck.' richie: *explodes*)

bev likes to chew on mint leaves

billy has a sketchbook where he draws all the members of the losers club. it will never be seen by anyone other than billy.

eddie still says gazebos instead of placebos and nobody ever corrects him

somehow ben always wins at rock paper scissors. no one has ever beat him. no one knows how he does it. hes banned from rock paper scissors now.

richie likes to sing. however. he is horrible at singing. he sings all the time.

bev made flower crowns for everybody before she left for portland. everyone kept them. theyll never admit it.

eddie likes to fold little origami things whenever he's stressed or just needs a break.

so thats all lmao theyre kinda bad but im tired and i dont care.

this will be the first of many IT rambles. you've brought this upon yourself.

THESE ARE NOT BAD !! I am kissing this hcs on the mouth. I love them so much !! Oh my god, Stan sewing is now canon to me and I am blocking and reporting anyone who doesn't believe it (/hj)

Mike being the best at dig dug has me rolling. Richie totally trains for a whole week and finally beats Mike's score just to have Mike beat it effortlessly again when he visits the arcade again. (Wait, I should find this one fanfic I found where Eddie is cracked at video games but lets Richie win because he has a massive crush on him)

Richie and me are once again the same person.

Bill being banned from rock paper scissors is 100/10. Bev making flower crowns had me sobbing. Eddie making origami is so him.

Also, I like the idea that he says Gazbos all the way until someone finally realizes what he is saying when they are all like 45.

[sylvies-chen]

I know our girl hates Halloween but how cute would it be if Amelia comes back and they are Elsa and Anna and Sylvie’s French braid comes back? I just need some kind of costume party episode! If Matt and her did a couple costume what would it be?

Oh my god that would be adorable, pleaseee I would love to see Sylvie do a costume with Amelia. Or even just helping her pick one out would be SO CUTE! 🥺

I would also just like to take a minute to thank you for this question about what Matt and Sylvie would dress up as for Halloween because this is just giving me too many amazing ideas and I cannot stop thinking about it. SO, here are my top three ideas:

My initial thought was Wesley and Buttercup from The Princess Bride because I feel like that’s definitely a movie Sylvie loves and you know what? I stand by this idea, that would be a damn adorable couple’s costume and I need someone to manifest this into canon

Cinderella and Prince Charming was my other idea. Sylvie mentioned her Disney Princess phase when they were driving to Rockford, and Matt’s always been very noble to the point where I’m surprised people haven’t nicknamed him Prince Charming or Captain America, so that’s definitely a plausible idea for a costume

Ok, now this third idea is my favourite because it involves other characters, but hear me out: they ALL dress up as the characters from the Rocky Horror Picture Show. Matt and Sylvie would go as Brad and Janet obviously, which would be adorable. Then you have Severide as Eddie, and he’d buy an actual saxophone to make the costume realistic and would play it horribly. Stella would be Columbia, Gallo would go as Rocky in the gold board shorts and feel super cocky, Joe would be Riff Raff. Then Mouch and Herrmann do rock-paper-scissors for the last two slots. Herrmann loses, as expected, and Mouch gets to be Dr. Scott while Herrmann has to dress up as Frank-N-Furter in the doctor costume with the wig and the makeup and everything, and it would just he hilarious. So yeah, this headcanon is living in my mind RENT FREE 😭

Sidenote: you mentioned Sylvie hating Halloween which reminds me about that casting call for a bunch of clowns. We’re probably going to be seeing those clowns in either 9x07 or 9x08, which just. Oh my god, Sylvie’s going to freak out and it’s going to be hilarious, poor thing 😂