#RIPS OUT MY HAIR IN CHUNKS

[iddybittysnail]

one of my teachers said disco was crap STRAIGHT TO MY FACE MIGHT I ADD

now i got MAJOR beef with that guy

[allgremlinart]

I feel like me having a jetko night is the equivalent of when my mutuals have a hockey night... like ah this is all its gonna be for a couple hours huh

[thatbendyfan]

im curious

what are some bad habits of some people

[gotham-response]

Someone mentioned to one of the new interns that I bit ManBat and now they're all refusing to go anywhere near my face.

Also one of them just screamed ,like my guy it's Kite-Man. Not scarecrow, chill out.

Gutless cowards. If they can't handle this, then they shouldn't be in emergency med, full stop. Send names and I'll bring the next group of Scarecrow patients to them

[kismetmoon]

baby grip deterrent vs baby grip fail

[ID: two digital monochrome drawings of three original, stylised Flatland characters - named Atlas, Chief Jr and Stella - on cream backgrounds.

Atlas is a light grey isosceles triangle with scars on his side and eye, chips in his top and bottom corner, one central eye, black limbs and a black tail. Chief Jr is a circle with black limbs, a black tail, one central eye, and is wearing a black crown. Stella is a small, vaguely humanoid character with an eye for a head.

In the first photo on the left, Atlas is standing proudly with a dark grey scarf coming from behind his body, tied together at each end. He has one hand on the scarf and the other is hanging down. His tail is held up to his right. He is smiling while looking behind himself. There is an arrow pointing to the right of the image, showing Atlas’s back. The scarf continues around his back, making a sling with Stella nestled inside it. She is looking up at Atlas with a wide eye. There is writing next to her that says “itty bitty…”.

In the second photo, Chief is standing and holding Stella - who is swaddled in a white blanket. She is staring up at him with a wide eye and holding onto one of his bottom eyelashes. Chief is looking ahead with an absent stare and a lowered brow in an annoyed expression. The tip of his tail is also twitching in an irritated manner.

End ID.]

[ratmans-notebooks]

i win award for most sexually frustrated man on the earth

[ittybittybumblebee]

You JUDGEMENTAL ASS. I am not even allowed to insinuate you have done any wrongdoings towards me and you accuse me of stuff that isnt even true

[thereissomethingunderthestairs]

Im fucking frightened of apes in a visceral sort of way. i can see myself reflected in their eyes but then a chimp could interpret me staring at it as a challenge and rip my arms off

[i-am-ki11ing-time]

i miss my fucking friends!!!!

[montecrizto]

when she asks wyd but you’re full on sobbing along while valjean is the recipient of sincere pity for the first time in his life . will you tell her that you’re crying bc myriel said that he’s home and that he’s better than anyone if he holds onto his benevolence and good nature even after what he went through

[mirmidones]

so fucking anxious about exam but too tired to get up to study

[lilgynt]

WHAT IF I CALL OUT AFTEr telling my boss i should be good for the day what then

[sacklumi]

SNAPCUBE?

[mousegirlheart]

fondly remembering that time I was working as a cashier when I was 19-20 and my former bus driver and his wife came through. He says to me "Hey, you look familiar" and I reply "Yes, I was one of the bus kids you drove, specifically the one you screamed at and threatened to ban from the bus and make walk home because I was crying out in pain while the other kids were ripping huge chunks of hair out of my head but you did nothing about them." and his wife slowly looked at him like this

[hyper-pixels]

Please please PLEASE if you have a cat with long hair that easily gets matted and tangled, don't force them to be brushed. Let them have a say when they need to stop or want to examine the brush

[non-binary-barbie]

Cringe culture is dead unless it's the asshole who abused you and your friend.