#RIP clyde bot

[im-feral]

R.I.P Clyde Bot

My heartfelt letter 2 Clyde 💖

[clydeposting-archive]

Two More Weeks to Go!!

We're getting so close to this event, I can taste it. (Kinda tastes like tacos, lemon bars, and... is that tears?)

Updates:

As of a few weeks ago, the official twitter for the event has been deleted (the dumb site thought it was a bot, rip). I'm looking into remaking it, so hold tight on that front.

We have an AO3 collection for the event! If you want to add your Clyde Week fanfiction to the collection, the collection name is SPClydeWeek2022

Remember that there's no obligation to do all 7 days! Do as many or as few as you're comfortable with. Any participation is appreciated.

The best way to make sure I see your posts for the event is to tag this blog. Posting in the tag is also appreciated, but as we all know, this site tends to lose things in the shuffle, so please @ this blog if you want your stuff to be shared!

I'll also have a channel in my SP Clyde Discord Server (for those 18 or older) for people to post their works in just in case I miss one.

I imagine I'll be pretty busy with work the week of the event, so please hang tight if I don't rb your stuff right away. I promise I'll get to it, and if I don't, please message me! All levels of skill and talent are welcome, and I don't want to exclude anybody.

Thank you all so much for spreading awareness for the event! It's been ages since I've tried anything of this scale, so any participation we get I'll consider a win in my book.

[florist-somi]

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The Secret Behind Her

Special Flowers

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|| CW: Blood, painful removal of foreign objects in the veins.

flo·ra ath·er·o·scle·ro·sis

/ˈflôrə aTHərōskləˈrōsəsˈ/

noun

A disease of the arteries characterized by the unusual growth of flowers and other plant life on the inner walls.

The disease is very rare and its cause is uncertain. One known fact is that those who suffer from the illness are noted to have some trigger that causes the flowers to grow faster.

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Nighttime. Normally one would usually be preparing to go to bed in this hours, but for Somi, this case is entirely different. Rolling up her sleeves, Somi sighs at the sight of the blooming flowers in her skin. "I wonder how many hours I'm going to spend taking these out tonight..." She ponders.

She took a seat by her desk, taking out some cloth and a pair of forceps, before she could get started; her mom walks in the room. "Need some help love?" Her mother asks, trying not to sound too upset. "No. Mom. I can handle it." She replies, wincing as she started to pull out the stems from her skin. As blood starts pooling on her desk, her mom comes closer. "Can't you just cut the stems Somi? Instead of this painful mess?" her mother asks curiously, tilting her head to get a better view of the process. Somi scoffs, "I would. It does seem easier right? But I wouldn't want the leftover stems protruding out of my arm while I go about my day would I? It's hard enough to hide the constant wounds I have mom. But thank you for suggesting it, I know you just want to help."

Somi bit her lip, pulling out a big stem in particular, a small sob escaping her lips as more blood flowed from her arm, her mom dabbing her arm carefully with a clean cloth. "There are more than usual right now Somi. Why is that? You usually just bloom a dozen flowers every night... Why is it... Doubled?" Somi gulps, nervous to tell her mom but still being honest nevertheless, "I think... I think I found my trigger." She whispers, quite unsure of how her mother would react. "Really? What is it? You need to stay away from it so you don't go through more pain." Somi's heart dropped at her mother's statement.

"I can't." Her mother's brows furrowed. "What do you mean you can't? Why not?"

"My trigger is a person. Well... That person's voice is my trigger."

"And?"

"I like him."

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"Your voice made the flowers in my arms grow faster."

"The pain was exceedingly severe."

"But I didn't mind."

"I could take it because I like you. Dare I say even love you."

"I meant what I said before."

"That the flowers you grew were indeed beautiful."

"And that I would rip them out to give to you."

"They'll serve as my bouquet of unsaid I love you's."

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[over-canon-watchh]

Hi! I really love your writing ❤❤ who do you think the kids from south park would play as/who's their main?(main group, craig and those guys and it'd be awesome if you could also include some of the girls!)

​Okay this is hands down my favourite request so far!! I mean South Park X Overwatch?! It’s a dream come true ❤️ (I beg, anyone who’s good at art, PLEASE draw this AU!)

Cartman: He’s a Roadhog main - this one is fairly obvious. All of that destruction and power? Plus, with Roadhog’s ability to heal himself, that’s definitely something Cartman would claim to do himself when playing RPGs with the other boys. He aspires to one day be just like Roadhog, blowing up things for money, however he also has Junkrats brains when it comes to thinking up schemes. He’s that guy who is beyond toxic - taking out every defeat on his team.

Stan: He’s a Reaper main because he’s an EdGy BoY. He once claimed that he “identified with Reyes on a spiritual level” and the boys haven’t let him live it down since. Aside from that, he’s probably has the highest ranking out of all the boys because he grinds all day. He once achieved a sextuple death blossom and wouldn’t shut up about it for three weeks.

Kyle: He’s a Hanzo main. I’m sorry, he just is. As much as I love him, there’s no one else that I can imagine him playing. He gets very angry very quickly when the team isn’t formed properly but he’ll also refuse to switch. Kills are extremely rare for him so when he once took out half the team with his ultimate, he proceeded to celebrate. He was immediately killed after that.

Kenny: He’s a Mercy main. 100%. It’s funny and ironic that he’s the healer but he totally plays her for her for the abilities… definitely not for the kill cams or anything ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). He’s one of those Mercy mains that screams about her nerfs for at least two weeks after Jeff Kaplan releases an update. Despite Cartman’s ability to heal himself, Kenny is always being shouted at by him to heal him. He saves up all his money just to buy loot boxes 

Butters: He’s a Bastion main. They matches his personality and backstory quite well. For example, both have two sides of good and evil (Bastion’s tank mode and Butter’s Professor Chaos persona). Whenever he gets POTG, Cartman tends to let rip on him saying that he clearly didn’t deserve it when Cartman was no better than the latter. He picked an easy hero due to his inability to play as frequently as the other boys because of his parents.

Craig: He’s a Soldier: 76 main. It works out well with him and Stan being “rivals” and he just really likes the colour blue. The grumpy old dad persona is something that make Craig laugh, plus he’s a natural born leader. “If I had the ability to shoot triple helix rockets out of my gun, I would be sooooo happy.” He normally saves his healing ability for Tweek when he can zip over to him quickly.

Tweek: He’s a Tracer main. Her blinking ability is somewhat perfectly matched to his constant twitching. Plus: gay levels are off the charts. He likes her character design - both of them share the wild and spiky hair - and her backstory. When he’s in a good mood, he’ll poke fun at the other boys and gloat about his main’s skins and highlight intros and ask where theirs are In every single event.

Clyde: He’s a McCree main, without a doubt. Sure, the boy can’t aim for toffee, but you’d be foolish to deny that both of them have a charming and flirty aspect to them. Clyde tends to panic and he CONSTANTLY fans the hammer which really annoys his teammates. He’s nearly always on the payload so that’s one thing he’s frequently commended for. He lies about spending all his time on the game, you’ll normally find him practising against AI bots,

Token: He’s an Ana main. It fits perfectly with his role of Mom™ of the group, plus he’s a hell of a sniper. He’s constantly healing people on his team (even if they barely need it) and he tends to direct people on tactics. He has every golden weapon, even for the heroes he’s never even played before. There’s not much that annoys him about other players, however nothing makes him angrier than spawn campers.

Jimmy: He’s a Junkrat main. He’s constantly cracking jokes in a terrible Australian accent, but he can imitate Junkrat’s laugh pretty well. He definitely tea-bags every corpse he kills despite being 17. He’s probably using hacks 95% of the time. He’s that guy who will Solo-Ult you if you’ve done him dirty in a previous round. He’s never where he’s supposed to be - whether that be defending the point or escorting the payload.

Wendy: She’s a Zarya main. Pink hair? Amazing. Beauty standards? Unneeded. They’re a perfect match. She’s always campaigning for Zarya to gET SOME DECENT SKINS. She’s able to time her ultimates perfectly every single time, ending in a perfect kill streak. She’s EXTREMELY invested in the lore and the conspiracy theories. Wendy probably runs some sort of fan art blog for all of her personal Overwatch ships.

Bebe: She’s a D.Va main. She’s a damn good one too. She’d never admit it to anyone else though so she would pay under an anonymous gamer tag. She has every skin, spray, highlight intro, voice line and emote for D.Va because she cares so much about her heroes presentation. One time, she tried to speak to her other teammates but gained too much harassment when they found out she was a girl.

Heidi: She’s a Moira main. She’s probably the newest gamer out of everyone so it was fitting for her to choose the newest character. Her abilities to switch between healing and destruction is almost like Heidi and Heidi 2.0, but she would never admit that to herself. She will always heal Cartman even if he doesn’t need it. Her and Kyle’s friendship builds as they’re both not the greatest at the game so they share secrets and tactics.

[florist-somi]

“Your voice made the flowers grow faster.”

“And I wish I could tell you what it meant to me.”

“̴̥̠̇̃Ȉ̸͓t̶̡͉̄͊͌ ̴̼͂̂m̵̞̾e̸̡̗̫̓a̵̧̰͘n̵̢̬̹͗͑͝t̸̢͎̮͗̽ ̷̙̈́m̸̧̥̉ō̸̯̽r̵̟͂̀e̸̩͌ ̴̬̭̻̏̎p̸̫̈̊a̵͔͍̰̕i̴̢͕͌̓n̸̪̼̰̿.̴͕͓̾͆”̸͈̄̒

“But the flowers were indeed beautiful.”

“And I would rip them out to give to you.”

Florist Jeon Somi Coming Soon~

[Was @/k12-somi]

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