#READ RIGHT MEOW

[mamayan]

Saw someone mention in a thread about farm hands and remembered the best one around♥️🥹

Farmer's hand thirst thoughts about Gyomei

Because he ain't no boy

Farmhand! Gyomei, who has to duck awkwardly when he enters the room. He's so huge your mouth fell open when you first saw him. He's the beefiest man you've ever seen in your life!

Farmhand! Gyomei, whose one hand could crush your whole head, whose two fingers are enough to fill you up so well and who has to spend an unholy amount of time to prepare you to take him. You have to be shaking from head to toe and babbling, fucked stupid on his fingers before he even allows you to take off his pants (I can see him wearing overalls but not wearing it properly, like the straps and the belly and back cover hanging off - so hot)

Farmhand! Gyomei, whose dick is a weapon of mass destruction and you suddenly know why he spent such a long time preparing you, prying you open with his fingers as if he were trying to open a stubborn barn door open with a crowbar. He sometimes has to use a lubricant even then because "I could hurt you, kitten."

Farmhand! Gyomei, who makes love to you, while at the same time giving you the dicking down of your life, and you have to hang onto him as if your life depended on it, because it kind of does.

Farmhand! Gyomei, who's already given you many orgasms but he unintentionally bullies another and another with his giant dick, apologizing all the while, because "I can't help it- You're so tight-!"

Farmhand! Gyomei, who has to wait until he softens somewhat to pull out, or he'll overstimulate you (again). Cockwarming him is a regular occurrence, especially if he doesn't have any chores in the morning. Why, if he stays in, he doesn't have to prep you again for repeat round(s) in the morning! Smart, and efficient!

Farmhand! Gyomei, who's a huge fan of dry humping, because there's something so hot about the desperation, about both of you creaming in your clothes from being so horny you can't waste another second.

Farmhand! Gyomei, who carries you on one of his arms as if you were a child, your ass/thighs on his forearm, giving you a view from his perspective. It's his favorite way to carry you around, especially when you can't walk after… ya know.

Farmhand! Gyomei, who's the sweetest, showing you the kittens he takes care of and blushes every time you smile at him. His hot work days are spent daydreaming about you, your tight hole and the date he wants to take you on… if you agree, of course. You aren't just a summer fling for him, after all.

[sorryiliketoscreenshot]

[born2slippy]

Milex android AU ⚙️

(inspired by this post and this beautiful fic by @tea-with-cinnamontoast !!)

[taymartiart]

A holiday gift for @praetorqueenreyna ✨ based off of her wonderful Nesta + Eris fanfic counterintelligence 💕✨💕

[carn-e-vil]

Hi enstars followers…. My good friend… my. Dear friend @mamichigo posted the sickest rtiz fic for the enstars big bang like …. Almost 3 weeks ago and it's the best thing I've ever read if you like Sakura Ritsu and Sena Izumi READ THIS IMMEDIATELY cause even if u don't ship them I really like how she characterizes them and you should give the fic a chance immediately !!!!! and the scene this picture is of is my favorite so far but I won't explain what's going on cause thatd be a spoiler hahahsehehhe u gotta read it to find out

I forgot to say the name of the fic it's "chasing afterimages"

[lavishcabbage]

goro akechi has hypermobility to me. i'm hEDS and the blackmask stances feel so freaking good, are actual stretches and if you relax your super tense muscles a little - boom. using the fewest muscles possible to reach or stand and its upsetting everyone who looks over at me. im slow-fast like a spider. hunching like a mad cat. claw fingers are such a relief from constant 'gentle looking' delicate super-firm focus pen holding, bag holding, nice pleasant hand shapes. holding your body like a normal person and being hyper aware of staying within the range of motion that doesnt upset people is mentally exhausting, let alone all the ramifications of hypermobility (pain, fatigue, atypical injuries that go untreated bc its not technically a muscle tear etc) everyones like "oh no, thats so scary, your body position seems frightening/gross/painful" yeah, maybe to you without ~ the range ~, but this feel sooooo good. epitome of going feral feeling good. even when a hypermobile stretch hurts, it hurts so differently (so nicely, what a relief) to the holding-yourself-upright pains. moving inefficiently for my body but within expectations of Properness is infuriating and unnecessary suffering and i have absolutely snapped bc it was costing me to conform and no one else paid that price. and thats gorocore

[oceanwithouthermoon]

people who dislike saiki kusuo i need to pick and prod at ur brain. whats going on in there?

[elkaseltzer]

"Was Jacques-Louis David in Hell? Could he be commissioned to paint 'The Death of the Radio Demon' in place of Marat?"

maybe he cant BUT I CAN!!!!!!!!!

jk this is a gift not a com

based off of part 8 of We Should've Been Enemies by @soot-and-salt

[spiralhigh]

i think if they were allowed to live inside each others' skin the way they clearly wanted to then maybe the world wouldn't have ended

[spookythesillyfella]

guys i swear "Panic" – Caravan Palace and "Hole Dwelling" – Kikuo are super mega hv tony nd sketchbook coded . maybe even chester if i dare say hahahhehaushahhahajusttaketheshotskerchbookjustTAKETHEDA. M NSHOT

[amoratheskeleton]

Guys....

i have 14 cats

14 cats on Minecraft

MY GAME IS LAGGING SO HARD PEMSBDKAANAKAKKJ broo i just think that my friend hates me rn EHEHHHEHHEHEHEHHEHE😈😈

(the tags have silly things:3)

[chaoslinych]

I SUCCESSFULLY INSTALLED RUSSIAN TRANSLATION ON SUNLESS SEA

AND IT WORKED THE FIRST TIME

YAYYYYY

I know English just enough to roughly understand regular texts in English, so far I can't handle texts from Failbetter Games without help

it's a matter of luck here, but I really hope that I can play with Rinja (via voice call) this weekend and record this

two sequencers at sea sounds like an incredibly fun idea

and I suppose since things will come out of this too, the post with the reference of my SS sona should be finished before then, autism with adhd spares no one

IN ANY CASE

I WANT TO GO TO THE GRAND GEODE

I WANT TO KISS THE DAWN MACHINE

YAYYYYYYYY

(and I also want to go to Polythreme, if I can survive, I like the idea that one of my ss oc, who is not made of flesh, in order not to raise questions, says that they are from Polythreme, but they have never been there)

((??? why did I only just now notice that Polythreme, looks like the word polythene))

(((that's what my whole blog is about, autism and lack of knowledge of English, hello)))

[sharkjumpers]

If I start reading gen 13 it's over for everyone

[kjzx]

I've been playing slitherio these past few days, and after some time messing around with nicknames and my own experience with the stuff, I've realized anger is something very easy to weaponize. On my second attempt of having "trans rights" as a nickname I killed a huge ~5k point worm as a teenie tiny 200 point worm simply because it was so desperate to kill me specifically. Anger makes your life harder, but it also makes people really unwise. I fucking bet this is in "the art of war", even though I haven't read it.

[blorboindulgence]

Being semi verbal is weird, I just don't have anything to say most of the time. I like seeing everyone's little comments on dr stuff and I wish I could write my own more often and look less like an automatic shuichi themed blog. I just,,, head empty. Instead of working communication my brain filled the space with hyperfixation.

[mothdogs]

It’s hard to be the only healer 🥲