#Queen Tatianna

[authorgirl1111]

Queen Tatiana: Stop dating Adrian. Rose: I'm not dating him. Queen Tatianna: A marriage between you and him would never work out. Rose: Not dating. Queen Tatiana: Moroi men don't stay with Dhampir girls.

Rose: Then why are you so concerned. Queen Tatiana: I don't want you're baggage weighing down him and Lissa. Rose: What the f-

[eightspringdays]

Yesterday I had to put myself into a chemical-induced sleep again and before passing out I wrote this and now I don't remember where I was going with this idea

but it was gay

[fvcking-damage]

idk how to feel about the arena music. it’s definitely a choice

[deadsetobsessions]

Fae adjacent! Danny, pt. 3

Jason returns to consciousness with a scream trapped before it could come to life. He twisted his neck back and forth and back and forth.

It was the last thing he did before he died. When the Joker left and told him to say hello to the big guy, Jason could not muster up the energy to make a single sound.

But Bruce… Bruce was here this time, heavy head making the mattress by his leg dip.

The scars that ran over his face stretched as he blinked.

“…B?”

Bruce’s head shot up, eyes bloodshot and bags heavier than a Gotham socialite’s solid gold Dior purse.

“Jaylad.”

Jason- Jason was alive now. Bruce’s hug felt warm, the tear spot on his shoulder was damp as his dad cried while hugging him.

And Jason should be happy. He’s alive again. His dad loved him.

But all he could think about was the cold of the coffin, the squelch of mud and dirt, and the unerringly wrong feeling of knowing he came back but he came back wrong.

——

Tim had wandered Gotham in the weeks following Jason’s reawakening. He wasn’t avoiding Bruce Wayne. He wasn’t. But Tim knows he’ll have to answer questions soon. He just wasn’t ready.

Tim looked up at the den of pixies- pixies were real!- and squared his shoulders. He did his research. Tim Drake walks into the den with nothing but foolish hope and Gotham-brand audacity. He’ll get answers about Danny today. He will.

——

Soul-Plucker, they called him. Danny Fenton, the proprietor of Fenton Artifacts. The High King.

“I thought King Oberon was the High King?”

The pixies chittered at the little human that could have been kin. Their wings fluttered at their backs, muffled by cloth. It’s not often they find kindred. It really is too bad that Fenton had his mark on the child. How they would have loved to whisk him away. He would have made entertainment that would last a millennia! Or until the court decided to cut of his tongue, at least. How well he had tricked them!

“Of course! Of course! King Oberon is our king, see?” A younger pixie swirled her drink, a shining red and blue thing. “But he’s the High King of another court!”

“The High King of the Infinite Realms, encompassing far more than King Oberon and Queen Tatianna could ever reach.”

Another pixie chimed in, on their fourth glass of amber colored nectar. “The Soul-Plucker!”

“The Beginning of the End.”

“Afterlife IRS department!”

“He who wanders.”

“Death-Caller.” Another one said, grave and serious.

“The Arbiter.”

“So, he’s like, the boss of bosses?” Tim asked. What kind of entity did he make a deal with? Why was he kind to Tim? What motives did Danny have?

“Uh huh!”

“Then what’s he’s doing here?”

“Who knows? The whims of the most powerful are unknown to us.” The pixies clustered around Tim. “Won’t you play another game with us, Alvin? You���re so good at it! Oh, how about a drink?”

“Can’t. I gotta get home. Also, I’m a minor.” Tim slipped passed their fluttering wings and manic smiles. They move to let him past, waving drinks at him in a tantalizing manner.

“And where is that, sweet one?”

“Somewhere, Liltri. Somewhere.”

Tim Drake was a child of pure will, pure hard headed foolishness, a mind sharper than any blade, and luck more terrifying than the creatures he now dealt with. And so, he stepped out of the Pixie Bar with more questions than answers but he stepped out unharmed.

——

“Who are you?” The shadows shift as Lady Gotham unveiled her knight.

Danny felt his eyes cool, glinting green and blue. Lady Gotham forgets who her liege is.

“Haven’t you done your research? You who walks along the edge of shadows, my shop is not a place to dismiss decorum.”

“You brought… you brought him back. How. Why?”

“You want answers? Then give me something in return.”

Danny gestured to the circle his clients have come to know as the deal-maker. Danny doesn’t ask for much in return. Just… something equal to the request.

“Ah,” Danny pointed up at the sign. “I am legally able to deny you my service, so don’t get any ideas.”

Batman was studied up on myths. But he was not a believer, and that both hindered and helped him. What was a god, in front of the faithless? What was the faithless in front of power?

The vigilante stepped into the circle, unable to see the subtle shimmering of magic but remained unbound by the virtue of his disbelief.

“What do you want for answers?”

“You do not often deal with the occult, do you?” Danny tapped the counter. Batman remained silent.

“I have a soft spot for vigilantes,” Danny continued. “And so I won’t ask for much. Just… your cape.”

“Not my hair? A body part?”

“If you were dealing with the fae, you’d probably would lose something of that value, yes.”

“You aren’t fae.”

Danny merely smiled. “Do we have a deal?”

“My cape in exchange for honest answers to my questions.”

Danny huffed, approval glinting in his eyes.

“Your cape for honest answers to three questions,” Danny pointed at the sign, still hanging above them. “Three questions or nothing.”

Batman grimaced. “Deal.”

“Ask your questions, protector.”

“Why did you bring Jason back to life?”

“I didn’t.” Danny grinned. The Bat should have stipulated that he must answer elaborately. He looked like he realized that. Oh well. His mistake. Well, not like there was actual magic binding Danny, so technically, Danny could lie off his ass.

“…Will Jason stay alive?” Danny had a heart and this man was a much better father than Jack ever was.

“Yes. Barring unnatural causes, his soul is firmly attached to his body and will not shuffle off the mortal coil without warning.”

The lines of Batman’s shoulders slumped. Relief. He paused.

“What are your intentions in this city?”

“To run my shop… and to enjoy retirement.”

Danny laughed at Batman’s stoic face. “Disappointed I am not up to nefarious deeds, little knight?”

“No.”

Danny tapped the table. “My payment?”

Batman shucked off his cape and handed it to Danny.

“Why my cape?”

Danny smiled a fanged little thing. “Because your costume looks stupid without it and I could use a laugh.”

Batman grumbled and turned to leave. Ha paused, eyes catching on the glint of camera lenses.

“How much for that?”

“For the little sparrow’s camera?” Danny sighed, eyes fixed on the form of a vigilante who was more kind than angry for once. “Two thousand dollars.”

“That’s a huge markup.”

“That’s how much it means to me, compared to the rest.” Danny slid beyond the counter, a ghostly air about him. He pinned his newly earned cape up. “My shop, my prices, little knight.”

Batman silently handed him two thousand dollars and left with the little sparrow’s camera.

[antitheticaldreamgirl444]

my favourite character in every starkid project i’ve watched ! (inspired by @ashtxeman <3 )

avpm - ginny

mamd - dick

avps - draco

holy musical b@tman - robin

avpsy - draco

twisted - princess

tto - daughter

firebringer - keeri

tgwdlm - charlotte / alice

black friday - lex

npmd - richie

cinderella’s castle - putrice

nightmare time:

the hatchetfield ape man - lucy

watcherworld - alice

forever & always - paul 23

time bastard - jenny

jane’s a car - becky

the witch in the web - lex

honey queen - zoey

perky’s buds - grace chastity

abstinence camp - girl jeri

daddy - lex

killer track - ms holloway

yellowjacket - lex

other:

working boys - zoey

hey melissa - melissa

bonus ! :

(tcb) spies are forever - tatianna & agent curt mega <3

[selfishpresley]

Instead of inaccurately predicting who out of the current driver line up will vote for which presidential nominee

I will be guessing who out of the current driver line up is supporting which drag queen (one from US Drag Race and another from their country or similar)

Max Verstappen - Bianca Del Rio and ChelseaBoy

Checo Pérez- Valentina and La burrita burrona

Carlos Sainz- Tatianna and Mariana Stars

Charles Leclerc- Naomi Smalls and Lula Strega

Lewis Hamilton - Jaida Essense Hall and Cara Melle

George Russell - Violet Chachki and Camilla Parker Bowles

Lando Norris - Mistress Isabelle Brooks and Tamara Thomas

Oscar Piastri- Maddy Morphosis and Hannah Conda

Fernando Alonso - Shannel and Pitita

Lance Stroll - Vanessa Vanjie Mateo and Miss Fiercalicious

Zhou Guanyu- Plastique Tiara and Woowu

Valtteri Bottas- Jimbo and Gingzilla

Nico Hulkenberg- Katya and Tessa Testicle

Kevin Magnussen- Thorgy Thor and Betty Bitschslap

Yuki Tsunoda- Gottmik and Durian Lollobrigida

[fayofavalon]

@blackskiesbeautifultimes

The last few months had been absolutely insane. People were ecstatic that both the future queen and the princess were expecting royal babies. Tatianna was the first to drop unexpectedly as she was out shopping with Maeve, thankfully they had a guard with them incase an assassination attempt was made. As she was wheeled into the royal hospital Maeves waters went. "Fuck...." Lucian cursed under his breath as he made an SOS call to the Palace to inform Morgana, Mordred, Emlyn and Alix that both women had gone into labour.

[usmsgutterson]

THE HALLOWEEK OF HURT: DAY SIX

Happy- G.S x gn! tidemaker! reader

all right! Second last day of this event and tomorrows fic is gonna be good! It's another kaz fic and kaz is delightful to write for so yay!

Fic type- I wrote this to help myself work through some shit, so it's hurt/comfort with a dash of resentment

Warnings- genyas trauma is the focus of this fic, but the reader does have trauma thats implied but still left unspecified, so tws for the following: mentions and discussions of sexual assault and rape

You found Genya in the corridor, one of what sometimes felt like the two thousand in the Spinning Wheel. The Queen of Ravka had grabbed her arm, and like it was an old habit risen once more, you had taken the moisture from the air and were ready to drown the Queen at a moments notice.

"Are you aware that your friend is a traitor to the crown?" She asked you, turning a glare on Genya as she fought her arm from the queens grasp.

"Are you aware that you married a rapist?" You asked in turn, glaring at the queen with as much intensity as you could muster. "I would like to very strongly advise that you step away, Tatianna. You are not the queen here and I do not care if it is treason, I will kill you and I will do without a moments guilt."

Genya looked at you, and your gaze met hers, and you found that you wished you could've killed the queen for the sake of it. You wished you could've killed the king, too, wished all of those in the Lantsov bloodline had never so much as existed.

You'd known Genya since the two of you were kids, had loved her and been loved by her since the two of you were sixteen. At twenty, the love had persevered through the beginning of a war, an undoing of the psyche and years of manipulation on the part of the Darkling.

"You wouldn't dare," Tatianna said. "You are being blatantly disrespectful, my subject, and I would suggest that you apologize. I can have you hung on the basis of a threat of treason."

You shrugged. You'd dealt with the Darkling--did Tatianna Lantsov really think she was worse?

"Do it," you said. "You seem to have a plan to persecute my beloved, so if you hang her, might as well hang me too."

"Madraya!" Came the booming shout of the ever-so handsome, and last-standing Lantsov prince. "I told you, you must leave Genya alone, and getting into a mix up with one of the best Tidemakers I've ever seen, who happens to be her fiance? Not a smart move."

You and Genya shared a glance before proceeding down the hallway, her hand in yours, back to the room you shared to spend the time you had until dinner with one another for company.

-

You found Genya on a balcony in the hours later, content to stand there for a moment and watch her watch the snow as it fell amidst a sky the color of darkness.

You approached and grinned as she turned around to face you, holding out one of the mugs of tea you'd managed to secure from the kitchens. She grinned in turn and accepted the mug, sighing happily as the two of you turned back to face the view.

There was the lingering but present idea of a conversation that had not occured yet. Neither of you were too keen to talk about the Darkling but you'd promised each other that you would at some point.

Neither of your experiences with him had been particularly pleasant, and you honestly didn't expect that night to be the one wherein the long awaited conversation took place, but then Genya spoke and you realized it was indeed.

"Do you hate him?" Genya asked. "The Darkling, I mean."

You'd never really thought about it beyond registering that emotion whenever you looked his way.

"I guess, yeah," you said. "I didn't go through nearly as much as you did, though, so my hatred is probably a little one dimensional. I hate him for everything he's done, for placing you onto the Queens staff, for the genocide."

"That's at least three dimensions," Genya said. Your shoulders shook with silent laughter as you took a sip of your tea, and idly, you wondered how you'd managed to get so lucky as to have Genya Safin in your life.

Silence lapsed between the two of you. She grabbed your hand with the one that wasn't holding onto her tea, and you interlaced your fingers within hers before giving her hand a squeeze.

"Do you?" You asked. "Do you hate the Darkling?"

"I didn't know if I did at first," Genya said. "You know how it was--how easy it was to fall into his words, to hang onto them, to believe everything he told you and to take it for the truth."

You remembered those days better than you'd ever admit to anybody outside of Genya Safin. You'd fallen for his charms once, too, for the idea of Ravka as the Grisha safe haven he'd promised, for the innately incredible idea of being able to walk the streets without fearing a slaver might whack you over the back of the head and haul you somewhere to be sold, indentured off to the first person who paid the slavers enough coin.

But the person who the Darkling made himself out to be was not the person he actually was, and you'd accepted that. You'd joined the war on the side of the sun summoner and no matter how foolishly glorious his ideals, there was a way to go about getting to the safe haven he had been promising without expanding the Fold, without killing hundreds of thousands.

"I remember," you said. "But, no matter how easy it was to cling to his words, to cling to the ideas he planted in our minds, he was still an inherently bad person, and you are allowed to hate him if you do because he did something to you that is inherently terrible."

"I do hate him," she said. "And I don't think I'll dance on his grave when he goes, but if I live to see it, I will indeed have to resist the urge. I hate him, I hate the tsar, I hate that so much wrongdoing has taken place and none of them have apologized for any of it, that they never will."

You sighed, and Genya sipped her tea. Her words were too true for the comfort of either of you, and they just held so much weight in them.

The Darkling had not been the one to do to Genya as the King had done, but he'd put her in a position wherein such was able to take place. He was just as responsible for placing Genya on the Queens staff as the king was for the fact that Genya had poisoned him and would likely be the reason he was dead by the following year.

Their downfalls were things of their own creation, and you both hated them with all of the vitriol you could muster. They had created their downfalls, had made their beds. All that was left to do was lie in them, but even as such, your hatred would remain.

"When this war is done," she said. "I will marry you, and then I will heal my wounds. We can be happy if we let ourselves."

You cheers'd your mug against hers. "To healing wounds and being happy once all is said and done," you murmured.

"To getting married and making a party of it, and to the downfall of those who have committed wrongdoing against us."

You pressed a kiss to Genyas lips and let her steal the last of your tea, your heart so content with the love of your life that it was nearly astounding.

You both had lots to heal from, sure, but you would do it when you could, and you would do it together. Doing it together was the only option you had, but you wouldn't have had it any other way

[amiramorozova]

Dual Summoner and the Darkling - the plan pt. 2-

My mind was racing with the reality of the situation..I was pregnant again by my husband Aleksander..which I didn't mind but the plan was going to be difficult to get done if people found out so I had to take it in strive as the plan was already in motion. There was no going back when it came to the plan and Nikolai knew I was in love with a man he considered a traitor.

I was looking over some things as I heard a knock and went to the door seeing Queen Tatiana. She was the last person I wanted to see right now as she looked at me. "May we talk? Mother to mother" Tatiana asked as I nod.

"Of Course, Moya Tsaritsa" Amira said

I moved and let her in as she saw Kira on my bed asleep. I closed the door as I walked over and tucked my infant daughter in as I turned to her wondering what she wanted...was it about the engagement? Would she insult me for giving birth to my daughter?

"I've arranged something for your engagement..and my seamstress could prepare you something appropriate.." Tatiana said as I knew that would mean corsets the worst thing I could wear right now.

"I see..well I am going to dress as a General not a princess.." I said as the Queen knew my virtue was gone after all I was a mother..and I knew she was going to probably say something. "Your time with General Kirigan may be called into Question.." Tatianna said as I knew she was just going to keep coming at me for that but I would not falter.

After a little talking we went separate ways but I humored her meeting with the seamstress who had me in a beautiful gown but I couldn't move my Arms and I couldn't breathe with it on. So the seamstress went to get another corset as I went to change out of the one on me when I heard someone walk in and looked seeing Vasily.

When I walked out I saw Vasily approach me. "Amira..you denied me back in the little palace because you were being bedded by the darkling.." Vasily said as I kept my calm and looked at him.

"May I help you Moi Tsarvech?" Amira asked as he looked serious at me. "I'd rather you call me Vasily, in private" Vasily said

"Moi Tsarvich, I would not want to offend you." Amira said as he was annoyed with me but that was the case. "You call Nikolai by his name.." Vasily said as I knew that it wasn't entirely true but Nikolai was helping me protect Kira.

"You know he can't make you a Queen, only I can" he said as I looked at him knowing Aleks could make me a Queen too..Aleks was going to make me a Queen and my daughter a princess. Yet, I smiled at Vasily knowing this was about me rejecting him. "I promise you I have no such ambitions.." Amira said

Vasily didn't believe me but I didn't need him to..what I needed was the plan to work. Then I'd see the end of the lanstovs..except maybe Nikolai..he was trying to help me. Once he left I was able to finish with this seamstress before returning to comfortable clothing. When I went out into the hall Alina slapped me as I was surprised but quickly recovered.

"You can Fool the others but I know you're working with the darkling." Alina said as I knew she was right but that didn't mean I was going to tell her as she glared. "Our power combined can destroy the fold." Amira said to Alina.

"Big talk..I don't buy your act..since I know you.." Alina didn't finish as I cut her off. "You say that and you'll get no one on your side. I have a one year old, I have to protect her.." Amira said as I knew that people didn't have to like me but when it came down to reputation that I was known for years by second army and Alina had only been with second army for a year. I did get close to Alina and whispered "You know being with him for as long as I was..I learned his methods of leading. His mistakes in some of his choices." I whispered before walking away from Alina. 

Time was slow for me and this fake engagement was annoying me more everyday but I tolerated it. Some of the food they offered me was making me queasy from being pregnant but I held it back and kept a neutral expression. They tried offering me figs and I turned that down like now as I hated them. 

Once I was able to get back to my room and undo the general attire they'd given me I scooped up Kira as she was asleep and I held her. "My little dual summoner.." I whispered as I knew she had Shadow and Sun..she was the best parts of me and Aleksander. I looked at myself in the mirror holding her as I looked at my rings on my necklace..despite everything that was happening I was still his wife..and doing this fake engagement with Nikolai to be close to the royals.

When Aleksander appeared to me I smiled in the mirror before looking at him "You keep check in on me." I said as he walked over touching my cheek as I smiled knowing only I could see him..or so I thought. Kira opened her eyes and looked at him "papa.." Kira said as I was surprised and then Aleksander seemed even surprised. 

"Something mother once said, blood or amplifier it's all the same..she's our blood." Aleksander said as I nod but then there was a knock on the door as I looked at Kira and put a finger to my lips as I walked over to the door opening it as I saw Nikolai. 

"Sorry for bothering you Amira, may I come in?" Nikolai asked 

I knew Nikolai couldn't see Aleksander but it was clear that Nikolai wanted to say something as I noticed Aleksander watching us but kept my focus on Nikolai. Nikolai smiled seeing Kira in my arms as he had a hand behind his back before he pulled out a dress for Kira, which surprised me because he didn't have to do that.

"You didn't have to bring something for Kira." Amira said as Kira was still in her black attire, something we had a preference for when I was with Aleksander was her showing she was his daughter. Nikolai seemed to be getting a bit close which I didn't know was good or not as he saw my rings but he also had to put on the act. 

"Madraya insists that if she's to be apart of this, she'd prefer you put her in color that isn't his color." Nikolai said as I didn't like it but saw Aleksander nod. 

I took the dress and nod "I will see to it next time I bring her out she is in the dress.." Amira said 

Nikolai was glad I seemed to take the dress as he got close and I looked at him as Kira was keeping him still a good distance since I was holding her. I sorta yearned for physical touch but this ghostly physical touch I had with Aleksander right now but I didn't want anyone else to touch me as Nikolai placed a hand on my arm. "I will protect you and your daughter..but if anything else has happened you must confide in me so I can help you further." Nikolai said 

I wondered if I should tell him that I was pregnant again but I wanted to keep going with the plan at hand, yet Aleksander just nod as if to go ahead and tell him. I knew Aleks would not lead me wrong and knew that if he wanted me to tell Nikolai then I would as I adjusted Kira and rubbed my neck a little knowing that this was personal..very personal. 

"If I tell you, it stays between us..not even your madraya can know what is going on." Amira said 

Nikolai seemed to realize this was personal but he had already noticed my behavior at dinner with the queasiness of it all. I didn't want anyone knowing not even Alina as he waited for me to explain what I wasn't telling him. 

"I'm pregnant..with Kira's sibling." Amira said 

Nikolai seemed shocked and realized I was with Aleksander before my escape..and that time had resulted in my pregnancy. Nikolai nod in understanding as he seemed to think about what happened and how to handle it. Aleksander was just walking behind Nikolai so I didn't have to look anywhere else to see what happened. 

Nikolai leaned close and whispered in my ear "I have a plan but you have to be willing to make it look real." Nikolai said, as I nod since Aleksander was encouraging me to just go along with what his plan was. 

I walked and put Kira to bed as she fell asleep then walked back where Aleks stood beside me where I could see him and then waited to see what Nikolai said. I think Nikolai knew I was uneasy about whatever he had in mind so he was careful about how he approached it to me about his idea. 

"Madraya knows your virtue can't be questioned with a daughter..and she hasn't known what I have been up to with my travels away." Nikolai said as he walked over and took my hand. 

Every part of me wanted to pull away the moment he touched my hand but I listened to him knowing that it wasn't my plan. None of this was my plan, Aleks had come up with the plan and I was following with it but on my own terms as Nikolai leaned in close to me. 

"How far are you willing to go to protect this new baby?" Nikolai asked as he knew that depending on the plan for things, I could be found out when I started showing if this plan wasn't over before I did. "I'll do anything to protect my child." Amira said 

Nikolai put a hand on my cheek and acted like he was going to kiss me but stopped and pulled away. "I'll figure out something to help with your baby, but I won't kiss you while you're thinking of the darkling." Nikolai said 

I knew that he wouldn't understand that I was promised to Aleks, I loved Aleks and no one could remove that from me. Even now I would always belong to Aleksander but Aleksander made a motion for me to make Nikolai believe I was into him. I kept myself from glaring and put a hand on Nikolai's cheek. 

"You can help me forget.." Amira lied

Nikolai looked at her knowing that he had honor but he pulled back, "We have to make it convincing at the party..flirtatious gestures and anything to show you are commited to the engagement.." Nikolai said as he bid me good night and left. 

I sighed and walked to the bathroom where no one would interrupt my conversation. Aleksander walked in there and I closed the door as we looked at each other as I ran some water. 

"Well that was a fail.." Aleksander said to me

"You knew I was going to struggle with this..you're my first everything. My first love, my first kiss, my virtue was taken by you.." Amira said silently 

"Yes, but I need you to make Nikolai fall for you. The way you got my heart..either way your role as Queen is secured." Aleksander said 

I wanted to slap him, he planned that I kept up the charade of this engagement no matter what..the aim was the same regardless..the throne. My position as Queen on that throne..

"You want the throne..just promise me when you make an attack on the royals you take out the King and Vasily and you let Nikolai live." Amira demanded 

Aleksander put a hand on my cheek as I closed my eyes enjoying the phantom connection we had as my eyes opened looking at him. "You have a soft spot for the Sobachka..Moya lapushka" Aleksander said 

"Perhaps, but he is protecting Kira and the new baby from being killed. The moment it is known I am with child again, your child they will turn on me." Amira said 

"Unless you go to bed with the Sobachka..then people wouldn't question it." Aleksander said as I was shocked. 

Did he really just suggest I sleep with Nikolai? How could he say that? I thought

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[georgierre]

drop the review babes

how would george russell fare on drag race? - a review by ame ruszhou

firstly this is a joke. george, by virtue of being a, presumably, cishet white f1 driver, is 100% going to be horrible on drag race. although if he knew how to paint (put makeup on) his face would be perfect for drag race. have you SEEN those eyelashes?

secondly, drag race is composed of many aspects outside of runways and lipsyncs. for those who don't watch drag race, drag race has a maxi challenge (main challenge), sometimes a mini challenge (it does not add to your final judgment that episode), and a runway. in the american drag race, they tend to focus on how you did in the maxi challenge, with runways as a padded bonus. if you did bad on the runway but good in the challenge, they tend to just Forget the fact your runway was bad. in some instances though, the runway helped people get out of the bottom positions, or, unfortunately, has barred people from winning an episode.

(the rest under the cut!)

lipsyncs, on the other hand, mostly happen when you are on the bottom two. other instances, although saved for special episodes and finales, are for lipsyncing for a win/the crown. as much as this comprises drag race's popularity, MANY drag race winners have never lipsynced for their lives (ie. both sashas, bianca, violet, aquaria & willow), or have only done it one or twice (bar the special episodes, of course). so, just because you're a good lipsyncer doesn't mean you're the best in drag race. arguably, many "lipsync assassins" lost drag race, because that means they've been on the bottom multiple times.

so, how do you know if you're good in drag race?

it kind of fizzles down to two things: 1.) track record, meaning how much you win or you've been on a high placement, and 2.) storyline and likeability. the second point seems redundant, but many drag race winners, despite having the worst track record of the season, has won due to this criterion.

before we get into the nitty gritty of the challenges, a funny criteria rupaul also likes to judge the contestants by is by CUNT— charisma, uniqueness, nerve, and talent. it's not actually serious, but we can judge george by this, just because we can.

charisma - 7/10

i feel like george can be charismatic when he wants to be. if the competition asks for it, he can do anything. at the least, george wouldn't be a contestant who fades into the background. many people on drag race who don't have much of a presence usually gets eliminated early on unless something begins to change (lady camden comes to mind). i think george wouldn't have that fate, at least, by his extraversion alone.

uniqueness - 3/10

maybe even lower. quite frankly, george is. the whitest man i've ever seen. his fashion sense, music interests, etc. are very basic, and while it's okay to be basic, drag race always pushes queens to have more variety. show the same look thrice and michelle (a judge) would call you out for it. moreover, videos from the f1 channel or williams has shown george has pretty mediocre design choices in artistic challenges so, there's that.

nerve - 9/10

despite being good at pr, george is also the same person, at 12, who threatened another driver he'd drive into them in the next lap, so yeah! i think george is very honest with what he feels, to mercedes and as a gpda director, so i don't think he'd be coming to this shy. he has terrified checo perez enough to not have that "nerve" aspect. in this case, george could be very good at untucked— the additional show to drag race showing the cast behind the scenes before the lipsync. if i could compare him to other queens, i'd imagine someone like tatianna on s2, alaska on as2, awhora on uks2, or jasmine on s14.

talent - ???/10

in a drag race sense, i don't know what george is good at tbh? obviously this comes from the fact that he is. an f1 driver. but who knows. drag race tends to push a lot out of their contestants and i won't be surprised if george comes out as a dancer or a designer. i don't even know what he'd do on the talent show besides, i don't know, race? play football?

okay, now that's out of the way, we can get to the challenges. to me, i feel like george has the personality and competitive drive needed for drag race, and if you challenge him to do something, he'd do it Well. so while he may not have any experience in sewing or dancing or whatever, if he was casted on drag race for some odd reason, he'd 100% prepare before he gets there.

anyway, challenge time! there are multiple challenges on drag race outside of lipsycning and runways. if i don't put all of them then that's not my fault. there is a lot of challenges LOL.

talent show - 2/10

in the recent seasons, these are usually the first challenges to introduce the contestants properly. i'll be frank, again, i do not know what george is gonna show. i am inclined to believe he gets eliminated in this episode. ALTHOUGH, talent shows doesn't always mean you gotta do something extravagant— contestants like willow, jimbo, and tatianna have shown that, sometimes you just gotta do something entertaining. by principle of george's competitiveness, he could possibly find a way, but i have low hopes.

design challenge - 4/10

these are challenges where you're asked to create outfits out of fabrics or unconventional materials, usually the latter. i'm less worried about the production since hot glue does its magic, but again, george has. poor artistic inclinations.

another kind of design challenge, usually called the makeover challenge, is when you are tasked with making someone over. i genuinely want some f1 drivers to be on the show one day as those being made over, but if we're talking about george making someone over? i can… see it. somewhat. same sentiments as the previous paragraph, but if george knew how to put on makeup, he'd KILL. he genuinely has the perfect sculpted face for drag. i have had this picture since last year and i feel like you should look at this:

YOU SEE MY VISION RIGHT. YOU SEE IT.

acting challenges - 3/10

have you. have you seen him act for skits and commercials. even for comedic ones he cannot act normal. again, george's competitiveness blah blah blah, but i genuinely fear for his life in acting challenges. although, if the acting challenge were improv, then i think george has a better chance of winning? i think george is generally very humorous, and if he was asked to improv rather than act, it would be much butter— although, not perfect, of course.

snatch game - 4/10

i don't even think he'd do well in snatch game either. if you don't know snatch game, it's a parody of match game, and the contestants have to pretend to be celebrities and provide answers to questions rupaul gives. the challenge is less of perfect impersonation, and more of a comedy challenge. i feel like george has no frame of reference of what he can possibly do, but i feel like, again, he'd be better with improv. moreover, snatch game is something you expect and prepare for per season, so i think george can pull something together if asked.

musical challenge - 6/10

it depends which type. if he is asked to sing it, we are doomed. if it's just a lipsync, i can see it work! he gives me marcia energy from s15, maybe a bit of jan from s12 or courtney from s6. i think george would be more expressive when it comes to lipsyncs because there's more preparation, and he doesn't have to speak.

roasts - 10/10

GEORGE WOULD KILL. GEORGE WOULD KILLLLLL. if you don't know what roasts are, like the name suggests, roasts ask you to just. insult someone comedically. have you SEEN his comments towards the fia? because yeah, he would kill. he would 100% win this challenge. hell, he'd tour on the hater's roast after drag race.

girl group challenge - 5/10

i have. no clue how this would go. on one hand he is not creative, on the other hand, if he can roast well, i feel like he can make a detox-like verse. put him on read u wrote u. i will lean more towards, he probably can. i know george isn't a dancer and is literally a white man, but i feel like, if he genuinely tried, he could? maybe it's the athleticism of it. he reminds me of someone like brooke from s11 or lemon from cans1.

lipsync/choreo challenge - 6/10

again, athleticism— by virtue of athleticism, i can see george be able to pull out some stunts. i'm telling you, george's stubbornness will get him places. i feel like he'd also emote better when lipsyncing, because he doesn't have to focus on making his voice sound believable.

okay that's it. tldr; george will do bad in most challenges bar roasts, but by virtue of george's stubbornness and competitiveness, if he were actually cast on drag race, he'd do REALLY well. don't underestimate what competitiveness does to a person, especially since george is very determined/goal-oriented.

edit: i forgot storyline! besides the challenges, storyline helps audiences enjoy contestants despite not being good at drag race. if george comes in drag race cocky and overprepared, i can see him as someone like ginger from s7 or loosey from s15 where, while somewhat good at drag race, got audiences hating them for being Too Good. these people tend to lose drag race aince they're just Untouchable and Unrelatable, but a way i can see george be well-liked is when he has an arc like trinity from s9, where she starts of pageant-like, then realizes she likes acting dumb and being more relaxed. personalities like george's, though, usually end up being the "safe girl", cursed to be eliminated before the finale with barely or nary a win. and if they get to the finale, they're usually not the favorite. but, he could be someone like jaida from s12 who's pageant-like and silly, while also win!

[lestatthelittlelion]

What drag queens have you met?!

I've met several Ru Paul girls and a couple of more famous ones in my city. The Ru girls I've met have been Willam, Tatianna, Thorgy Thor, Katya, Trixie, and Bob the Drag Queen!! All were super fun.

[seattledaddyintraining]

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[koffee-lila-bailey]

Hello, I am the editor and writer of this page koffee-lila-bailey and I'm here to introduce myself

Clearly, the women posted are the inspiration for this page buy today, I'm willing to go behind the editor and writer that's mad quiet and to herself.

Name- Tatianna

Zodiac- Taurus

Born- April 20th

Hobby- writing and listening to music (also does editing)

Likes- reading, music, trying new things, traveling, food

What I'll be posting- fanfics, imagines and edits (photos and videos)

Will I take requests- not at the moment but yes, I'm still new to the imagine thing and I'm still trying to figure out how Tumblr works

Type of music I listen to the most (as of now anyways) - r&b, reggae, pop and afrobeat

Something I never share with new people- I have a disorder called tuberculosis and had it since a child (might do a book on this)

Types of books I like reading- comedy, thriller, horror, fanfics and more

The types of books I write- imagines, fanfics and my own (some of them might be song based as well)

How long I've been on wattpad- since I was 14

Where to find me- YouTube, wattpad, pinterest (will be posting editing content soon) and Instagram

Will I post my pages- of course I will 😌

Am I a night owl?- yes

Who I plan on writing for as far as imagines and fanfics (at the moment- characters)

Shuri Udaku

Riri Williams

Queen mother (Ramonda)

Erik killmonger

Jazlyn Forster

Skylar forster

Tiana Brown

Izzy Morris

Who I will write for (irl- the ones that i listed below will be happening for now)

Koffee

Lila Ike

Chloe Bailey

Letitia Wright

Dominique Thorne

Saweetie

Lex Scott Davis

Serayah

Halle Bailey

Micheal B. Jordan

Lucky Daye

Lauren London

Tems

Sha'carri Richardson

That's all for now, ig. I might start posting wattpad content tonight but Idk. I honestly hope those who viewed this will enjoy ❤️❤️

[zeus-favorite-child]

Heyy i saw your post about drag race, the season you're referring is probably season 7. I never seen someone who likes atla that is also interested with drag race like me so I'm giddy what's your favorite season and who's your favorite queens?

Ooohhhhh yassssss mamaaaa

I figure out it's season 7 after I remember violet's runway. I just rewatch it actually lol. Yeah, I think it's rare because I never meet someone irl that like atla and rpdr at the same time, so I have different sets of friends I talk my interest about because if I think about something I love I feel like I'm going to blow up if I don't vent out my thoughts 😂. For my fav season All Star 2 probably and then my top 3 favorite regular season are:

1.) Season 5- it have many iconic queens, iconic moments and lipsyncs plus it had the most diverse maxi challenges.

2.) Season 6- great set of queens, the drama and untucked this season just gets me 💀

3. ) Season 7- well many people find this season boring but it's actually not. The challenges given to the girls sucks they bombarded them with various acting challenges. Many queens this season are ironically funny plus this season probably has the most successful queens which brings me to my favs because most of them came from season 7 😂.

I have many favs but on my top list are: Katya, Violet, Pearl, Trixie and Fame (all of them came from s7 😂). I also love Tatianna, Manila, Alyssa, Coco, Rolaskatox, Raja, Adore, Jinkx, Kim chi, Bob, Sasha, Shea and many more.

I actually stop watching by season 10 and I barely what S10 but now I'm trying to get to it again started watching s15 yesterday.

[mikeyrowave]

BLOG REVIVAL!!!

I redownloaded tumblr so i might start posting again but who knows. So heres a little about me cuz ive changed in the past 2 years !!

Name : Mikey

Pronouns : he/him

Age : 19

Where i'm from : Ireland

What i study : French and German

Likes :

- Pop music (Carly Rae Jepsen, Charli XCX, Kylie Minogue, Girls Aloud, Rina Sawayama, Madonna, Taylor Swift, Kim Petras and more!! Msg me about anyone i love talking about my fav music)

- Reading (sometimes lol) I lovveeee the Osemanverse and other YA

- Drag Race, some of my fav queens are Alaska, Blu Hydrangea, Cheryl Hole, Sasha Colby, Tatianna, Shangela, and Willam

- I also am binging Modern Family atm

Dislikes :

- men.

- big dogs

- gherkins

Also ill make a post on this but im interested in some language exchange to improve my French and German and to help anyone improve their English so if interested plz message me

[hermithomebase]

the katya mention has me thinking about her obsession with tatianna’s same parts spoken word all-star talent performance and I think that’s either something gnf would do or be equally obsessed over another queen doing

GEORGE WOULD LOSE HIS GODDAMN MINDDD OVER SAME PARTS.. he would reference it every single day of his goddamn life to the point that his other friends would want to gag him permanently