#Que tu cuerpo es pa' darle alegría y cosa buena

[number-1-panstander]

why do their mom when you can do the Macarena on their grave??

[softichill]

Macarena in my head

[creedslove]

MACARENA 🎊

Javier Peña x f!reader

This came out after a delusional thought I had here and here 😳

Summary: Javi is a little carried away at a party and he's dancing, shocking everyone around him

Warnings: fluff, pure fluff, drunk!Javi being adorable, a love sick puppy 😭

A/N: idk besties, I know it's silly AF but my heart asked me to do it 😭

0.5k words ~ drabble

"Dale a tu cuerpo alegría Macarena

Que tu cuerpo es pa' darle alegría y cosa buena

Dale a tu cuerpo alegría, Macarena

Hey Macarena, ay"

"How many has Javi had?!" Connie asked her husband with a frown on her face, not recognizing the usual grumpy, serious agent in front of her. Steve only scoffed and took another sip of his beer as he shrugged and wrapped his arms around his wife, so amused to watch a scene he thought he never would: Javier Peña dancing. 

Javi had many qualities that drew feminine attention, but dancing never seemed to be one of them, as he had never displayed his abilities before. Not even when he was out at bars in Colombia, or during parties at the embassy. Of course, this party was different after all, they weren't under unbearable stress for having to chase Pablo Escobar, worrying about their lives constantly. Javier wasn't the same bitter, broken man who needed to seek comfort in the arms of beautiful strangers. Instead, they were in Laredo, in a beautiful summer night, everyone was happy and celebrating, most of all Javier, who had drunk a few too many and danced without a care in the world, suit jacket long lost somewhere in the party, white shirt becoming see through with sweat and spilled drinks and tie loosened around his body. 

He was happy and for the first time in a long time, probably for the first time in his life, he felt carefree like he didn't have to look over his shoulder all the time, worrying about threats and all the horrible scenes that very often still tormented him, but this time he had other priorities, he had other people to worry about. 

When he spotted you amongst the people, he pulled you by the waist, eyeing you up and down and grinning at the sight he had of you. 

"Looking good, cariño" his smug face was enough for you to giggle, his red cheeks, sweat beads falling down his forehead making your heart melt. 

"You're looking good, Mr.Peña" you winked and placed both hands on his cheeks, squeezing them softly and leaning in for a peck, but got stopped by him 

"Sorry, you are gorgeous cariño, but I'm married now" he smirked and raised his left hand, showing you his golden band and caused you to roll your eyes "yeah? Is your wife pretty?" 

"Gorgeous!" He laughed and pulled you closer, nuzzling your neck and looking down at your beautiful, wedding dress "my wife is my queen, she saw right through the asshole I was and could see something good in me, she found love in me, she gave me a chance to live a life worth living, to have the chance to build a family with her and well, if I hadn't married her, I would propose to her right now" he said sweetly. 

Javi was exactly the kind of drunk you loved, he was affectionate, giggly and he danced. You leaned in, kissing your husband, your heart melting at how beautiful his words were. 

You were married to the man of your dreams and he loved you just as much. 

____

[norraha]

🥰💃🏼

Dale a tu cuerpo alegría Macarena Que tu cuerpo es pa' darle alegría y cosas buenas Dale a tu cuerpo alegría

[blarefordaglare]

Linked universe incorrect quotes

Hyrule: guys who ate my spaghetti

Warriors: well, my best guess would be a racoon with Covid and weak taste buds.

…

Sky: Oh our love is so bright

Sky: You light up my night

Sky: My love for you is infinityyyyy

Legend: Sky stop you are not a poet and Sun can’t even hear you so what’s the point.

…

*wild, wind, and warriors walk into the middle of camp*

Twilight: What is it now.

Wild: Dale a tu cuerpo alegría, Macarena

Time: …oh goddesses…

Wind: Que tu cuerpo es pa' darle alegría y cosa buena

Four: Respectively, what the fudge.

Warriors: Dale a tu cuerpo alegría, Macarena

Hyrule *bursts in*: AYYYYYY MACARENA

Legend (with frying pan): *WHACK*

Wild: OMG You kIllEd tHeM

Legend: *Whacks Wild*

Wild: OMG yOu kIllEd mEeE

[forbiddensonoftheseagod]

new quest: do the macarena or die by my hands

(He spreads his arms) “Come at me Thanatos. I’m ready.”

Dale u tu cuerpo alegría Macarena…

Que tu cuerpo es pa��� darle alegría y cosa buena…

Dale a tu cuerpo alegría, Macarena…

Heyyy Macarena, ay!

“… bro-“

Shut up

[ahresprite]

your art is actually scruptious holy moly you make me want to do the macarena and scream with happiness

#satosugufr

RAAAH THANKUUUUUUUU :3 dale alegria a tu cuerpo macarena que tu cuerpo es pa darle alegría y cosa buena dale a tu cuerpo alegría, macarena HEEY macarena

[out-of-heaven-and-hell]

"Dale a tu cuerpo alegría Macarena Que tu cuerpo es pa' darle alegría y cosa buena Dale a tu cuerpo alegría, Macarena Heyyyyy Macarena, ay!

Dale a tu cuerpo alegría Macarena Que tu cuerpo es pa' darle alegría y cosa buena Dale a tu cuerpo alegría, Macarena

Heeeeey Macarenaaaaa!!! AIIIIIIIII!!!!~~~~~~~"

[alltoowsll]

DALE A TU CUERPO ALEGRÍA MACARENA QUE TU CUERPO ES PA’ DARLE ALEGRÍA Y COSA BUENA DALE A TU CUERPO ALEGRÍA MACARENA EHHHHH MACARENA

[literallylyn27-02-97]

School having a fire alarm:

Arven, Penny, Nemona and MC whilst evacuating: Dale a tu cuerpo alegría Macarena

Que tu cuerpo es pa' darle alegría y cosa buena

Dale a tu cuerpo alegría, Macarena

Hey Macarena

[my-chaos-radio]

Release: December 13, 1993

Lyrics:

I am not trying to seduce you

When I dance, they call me Macarena

And the boys, they say que soy buena

They all want me

They can't have me

So they all come and dance beside me

Move with me

Chant with me

And if you're good, I'll take you home with me

Dale a tu cuerpo alegría Macarena

Que tu cuerpo es pa' darle alegría y cosa buena

Dale a tu cuerpo alegría, Macarena

Hey Macarena, ay

Dale a tu cuerpo alegría Macarena

Que tu cuerpo es pa' darle alegría y cosa buena

Dale a tu cuerpo alegría, Macarena

Hey Macarena, ay

But don't you worry about my boyfriend

He's a boy whose name is Vitorino

I don't want him

Couldn't stand him

He was no good so I (hahahaha)

Now, come on, what was I supposed to do?

He was out of town and his two friends were so fine

Dale a tu cuerpo alegría Macarena

Que tu cuerpo es pa' darle alegría y cosa buena

Dale a tu cuerpo alegría, Macarena

Hey Macarena, ay

Dale a tu cuerpo alegría Macarena

Que tu cuerpo es pa' darle alegría y cosa buena

Dale a tu cuerpo alegría, Macarena

Hey Macarena, ay

Oh-ah

Ay, ay

Ay, ay

Ay, ay

I am not trying to seduce you, ay

Macarena Macarena Macarena Macarena

Mac, mac, mac, mac, mac, mac, Macarena

Mac, mac, mac, mac, mac, mac, Macarena

Mac, mac, mac, mac, mac, mac, Macarena

Ay, ay

Mac, mac, mac, mac, mac, mac, Macarena

Mac, mac, mac, mac, mac, mac, Macarena

Mac, mac, mac, mac, mac, mac, Macarena

Dale a tu cuerpo alegría Macarena

Que tu cuerpo es pa' darle alegría y cosa buena

Dale a tu cuerpo alegría, Macarena

Hey Macarena, ay

Dale a tu cuerpo alegría Macarena

Que tu cuerpo es pa' darle alegría y cosa buena

Dale a tu cuerpo alegría, Macarena

Hey Macarena, ay

Oh-ah-oh

Oh

Ay

Hahahaha

Come and find me, my name is Macarena

Always at the party con las chicas que son buenas

Come join me

Dance with me

And all you fellows chant along with me

Dale a tu cuerpo alegría Macarena

Que tu cuerpo es pa' darle alegría y cosa buena

Dale a tu cuerpo alegría, Macarena

Hey Macarena, ay

Dale a tu cuerpo alegría Macarena

Que tu cuerpo es pa' darle alegría y cosa buena

Dale a tu cuerpo alegría, Macarena

Hey Macarena, ay

Dale a tu cuerpo alegría Macarena

Que tu cuerpo es pa' darle alegría y cosa buena

Dale a tu cuerpo alegría, Macarena

Hey Macarena, ay

Dale a tu cuerpo alegría Macarena

Que tu cuerpo es pa' darle alegría y cosa buena

Dale a tu cuerpo alegría, Macarena

Hey Macarena, ay

Songwriter:

Dale a tu cuerpo alegría Macarena

Que tu cuerpo es pa' darle alegría y cosa buena

Dale a tu cuerpo alegría, Macarena

Hey Macarena, ay

Antonio Romero Monge / Rafael Ruiz Perdigones

SongFacts:

👉📖

[candiedapplez]

Dale a tu cuerpo alegría Macarena

Que tu cuerpo es pa' darle alegría y cosa buena

Dale a tu cuerpo alegría, Macarena

Hey Macarena, ay

please,,,,

[blue-skytan]

Dale a tu cuerpo alegría Macarena

Que tu cuerpo es pa' darle alegría y cosa buena

Dale a tu cuerpo alegría, Macarena

Hey Macarena, ay

Dale a tu cuerpo alegría Macarena

Que tu cuerpo es pa' darle alegría y cosa buena

Dale a tu cuerpo alegría, Macarena

Hey Macarena, ay

Dale a tu cuerpo alegría Macarena

Que tu cuerpo es pa' darle alegría y cosa buena

Dale a tu cuerpo alegría, Macarena

Hey Macarena, ay

Dale a tu cuerpo alegría Macarena

Que tu cuerpo es pa' darle alegría y cosa buena

Dale a tu cuerpo alegría, Macarena

Hey Macarena, ay

Dale a tu cuerpo alegría Macarena

Que tu cuerpo es pa' darle alegría y cosa buena

Dale a tu cuerpo alegría, Macarena

Hey Macarena, ay

Dale a tu cuerpo alegría Macarena

Que tu cuerpo es pa' darle alegría y cosa buena

Dale a tu cuerpo alegría, Macarena

Hey Macarena, ay

[maverickhuntersnow]

Dale a tu cuerpo alegría Macarena

Que tu cuerpo es pa' darle alegría y cosa buena

Dale a tu cuerpo alegría, Macarena

Hey Macarena, ay

Dale a tu cuerpo alegría Macarena

Que tu cuerpo es pa' darle alegría y cosa buena

Dale a tu cuerpo alegría, Macarena

Hey Macarena, ay

Dale a tu cuerpo alegría Macarena

Que tu cuerpo es pa' darle alegría y cosa buena

Dale a tu cuerpo alegría, Macarena

Hey Macarena, ay

Dale a tu cuerpo alegría Macarena

Que tu cuerpo es pa' darle alegría y cosa buena

Dale a tu cuerpo alegría, Macarena

Hey Macarena, ay

Dale a tu cuerpo alegría Macarena

Que tu cuerpo es pa' darle alegría y cosa buena

Dale a tu cuerpo alegría, Macarena

Hey Macarena, ay

Dale a tu cuerpo alegría Macarena

Que tu cuerpo es pa' darle alegría y cosa buena

Dale a tu cuerpo alegría, Macarena

Hey Macarena, ay

Dale a tu cuerpo alegría Macarena

Que tu cuerpo es pa' darle alegría y cosa buena

Dale a tu cuerpo alegría, Macarena

Hey Macarena, ay

Dale a tu cuerpo alegría Macarena

Que tu cuerpo es pa' darle alegría y cosa buena

Dale a tu cuerpo alegría, Macarena

Hey Macarena, ay

Step 1: cover yourself in oil

[penelope-regulus]

Dale a tu cuerpo alegría Macarena Que tu cuerpo es pa' darle alegría y cosa buena Dale a tu cuerpo alegría, Macarena Hey Macarena (aight, uh)

Ayy, Macarena, Macarena, Macarena (ay) Put the chopper on a ni, turn him to a sprinter (yee) ----- on my stick, told 'em give me one minute (one minute) Ayy, Macarena, aight (ayy) Ayy, Macarena, Macarena, Macarena (woo) Put the chopper on a ---, turn him to a sprinter (woh-oh-oh-oh) ---- on my stick, tell 'em give me one minute (oh, oh) Ayy, Macarena, aight (Ozuna) La baby dice: "Mami, ¿qué será lo que tiene el negro?" (que tiene el) Volando en alta soy "El Señor de los Cielo'" (de los cielo') Nadie me ha parao' desde que cogí vuelo (cogí vuelo) Tanto frío en el cuello que me congelo (oh) Cambiando el tema, vuelvo pa' las nena' (nena') Quiero una de booty grande, como Selena Pa' darle a tu cuerpo alegría Macarena (Macarena) Pa'l carajo la' pena', woh Ma', tú anda' revelá' (oh-oh-oh) En ti gastamo' el ticket como si na' Pero no quiere' na', porque no son de na', eh Porque no son de na', eh (oh-oh) Ayy, Macarena, Macarena, Macarena (hah) Put the chopper on a ni, turn him to a sprinter (baow) ----- on my stick, told 'em give me one minute (one minute) Ayy, Macarena, aight (ayy) Ayy, Macarena, Macarena, Macarena (go) Put the chopper on a ni, turn him to a sprinter (boom) ---- on my stick, tell 'em give me one minute (one minute) Ayy, Macarena, aight (ayy) I find a spot, then I post up (woo) ---- wanna know if I'm single, tell her, "yes, sir" (yeah) And I seen you dance on the 'Gram, tell her shake some' (ayy, ayy) I ain't even gon' lie, I'ma eat the chocha (ayy, ayy, hah) And I like it when she got the toes out, yeah (Tom Ford) Get you iced down, now you glowed out (bust down) Got a new ---- (new ----), took a new route (new route) She a rockstar (rockstar), that's no doubt (no doubt) I'm a fire to the flame, don't be burning me out (hot) I'm the ---- that she told you not to worry about (hot) Why you think she in a rush when she leaving the house? (Hot, hot, hot) I'ma sip, I'ma clip, I'ma dip, then I'm out (ayy) Ayy, Macarena, Macarena, Macarena (bih) Put the chopper on a ni, turn him to a sprinter (baow) ---- on my ----, told 'em give me one minute (yeah) Ayy, Macarena, aight (woo) Ayy, Macarena, Macarena, Macarena (ayy) Put the chopper on a ni, turn him to a sprinter (boom) ------ on my ------, tell 'em give me one minute (one minute) Ayy, Macarena, aight

[gioelline]

I am not trying to seduce you

When I dance, they call me Macarena

And the boys, they say que soy buena

They all want me

They can't have me

So they all come and dance beside me

Move with me

Chant with me

And if you're good, I'll take you home with me

Dale a tu cuerpo alegría Macarena

Que tu cuerpo es pa' darle alegría y cosa buena

Dale a tu cuerpo alegría, Macarena

Hey Macarena, ay

Dale a tu cuerpo alegría Macarena

Que tu cuerpo es pa' darle alegría y cosa buena

Dale a tu cuerpo alegría, Macarena

Hey Macarena, ay

But don't you worry about my boyfriend

He's a boy whose name is Vitorino

I don't want him

Couldn't stand him

He was no good so I (hahahaha)

Now, come on, what was I supposed to do?

He was out of town and his two friends were so fine

Dale a tu cuerpo alegría Macarena

Que tu cuerpo es pa' darle alegría y cosa buena

Dale a tu cuerpo alegría, Macarena

Hey Macarena, ay

Dale a tu cuerpo alegría Macarena

Que tu cuerpo es pa' darle alegría y cosa buena

Dale a tu cuerpo alegría, Macarena

Hey Macarena, ay

Oh-ah

Ay, ay

Ay, ay

Ay, ay

I am not trying to seduce you, ay

Mac, mac, mac, mac, mac, mac, Macarena

Mac, mac, mac, mac, mac, mac, Macarena

Mac, mac, mac, mac, mac, mac, Macarena

Ay, ay

Mac, mac, mac, mac, mac, mac, Macarena

Mac, mac, mac, mac, mac, mac, Macarena

Mac, mac, mac, mac, mac, mac, Macarena

Macarena Macarena Macarena Macarena

Dale a tu cuerpo alegría Macarena

Que tu cuerpo es pa' darle alegría y cosa buena

Dale a tu cuerpo alegría, Macarena

Hey Macarena, ay

Dale a tu cuerpo alegría Macarena

Que tu cuerpo es pa' darle alegría y cosa buena

Dale a tu cuerpo alegría, Macarena

Hey Macarena, ay

Oh-ah-oh

Oh

Ay

Hahahaha

Come and find me, my name is Macarena

Always at the party con las chicas que son buenas

Come join me

Dance with me

And all you fellows chant along with me

Dale a tu cuerpo alegría Macarena

Que tu cuerpo es pa' darle alegría y cosa buena

Dale a tu cuerpo alegría, Macarena

Hey Macarena, ay

Dale a tu cuerpo alegría Macarena

Que tu cuerpo es pa' darle alegría y cosa buena

Dale a tu cuerpo alegría, Macarena

Hey Macarena, ay

Dale a tu cuerpo alegría Macarena

Que tu cuerpo es pa' darle alegría y cosa buena

Dale a tu cuerpo alegría, Macarena

Hey Macarena, ay

Dale a tu cuerpo alegría Macarena

Que tu cuerpo es pa' darle alegría y cosa buena

Dale a tu cuerpo alegría, Macarena

Hey Macarena, ay

Dale a tu cuerpo alegría Macarena

Que tu cuerpo es pa' darle alegría y cosa buena

Dale a tu cuerpo alegría, Macarena

Hey Macarena, ay