Jaune: Hey, Yang, have you thought about who you'd wanna marry in the future?
Yang: Yeah, but I'm not telling you just yet.
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Yang: (At the altar, Next to blond man)
Qrow: So, uh, where's your groom, kid?
Yang: Huh? HEY! (Turns from Taiyang) YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE UP HERE!
Jaune: (Stands from seat) Sorry, sorry!
Qrow: Do you take Yang to be your wife?
Jaune: Well, I mean... Not really- AGH! I mean, yes!
Qrow: And do you take Jaune to be-
Yang: Yeah, obviously!
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Jaune: (126yo, Stares at old wedding photo) Seems like only yesterday... I miss her so much... It's been a 101 years...
Yang: (126yo, Slaps shoulder) Miss me for what? I'm still alive and kicking over here! You're not allowed to die before OR after me, y'got it?
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IT'S RUBY ROSE DAY!!!
a little bit about the idea of these drawings:
1: ruby's last birthday with summer
2: yang recreates that birthday celebration, she cooks cookies according to summer's recipe, after many attempts she succeeds (my most unshakable headcanon: yang is an excellent cook)
3: birthday with the team, in the times after v9, in a house somewhere in vacuo, team rwby cook cookies together :)
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Qrow: *sleeping on the couch*
Tai: Hey, wake up!
Qrow: Huh, what?
Tai: Where's Ruby?
Qrow: I dunno. Should be around here somewhere.
Tai: You can't just lay around sleeping while looking after kids.
Qrow: It's fine. I gave her a 1911 to keep her occupied.
Tai: ...What?
Qrow: 1911, and its not loaded, dumbass. She was field stripping it a few hours ago.
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The Branwen Siblings and the Xiao Long Rose Siblings play "The Floor is Lava"
By Debzthenaught
www.twitter.com/DebzTheNaught/status/1704464530997461496
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Qrow: Hah hah! I'm a Vampire that got into your house somehow!
Tai: Haha! I'm a werewolf that's broke into your home!
Raven: Heh. I'm Harpy that broke in as well.
Summer: ...
Summer: *Turns to her MonsterFucker Championship trophy*
Qrow: ... You know what it's getting pretty early in the morning-
Raven: Yeah, we should leave-
Tai: Yepyepyep! Sorry for Intruding-
Summer: *Closing the door* Nah, you ain't going anywhere.
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(Ruby's "Bad Girl" phase)
Ruby: I'm gonna drink this milk... but I'm not gonna use a cup! (drinks straight from the carton)
Taiyang: No! That's so unsanitary!
Ruby: Now, I'm gonna scratch all of my bug bites! (scratches her arm)
Taiyang: Stop! You're just making them worse! What happened to my little baby?!
Ruby: (leaves the house)
Taiyang: Ruby! Where are you going?!
Ruby: Out.
Taiyang: Where?!
Ruby: To a little place called Nunyah. It's in the business district.
Taiyang: Oh, okay. (looking it up on his scroll) Let's see that's "Nunya..." in the business district... wait a minute! "NUNYAH BUSINESS?!" That's it, young lady! You just lost your extended TV privilages!
Ruby: Tch! Whatever...
Ruby: (Leaves)
Taiyang: (Sobs on the stairs) Where did I go wrong?!
Qrow: (Patting his back) There, there. It's probably just a teenage rebellion thing.
Taiyang: I thought if anyone was going to lash out like this, it would be Yang!
Yang: ...Can I?
Taiyang: NO!
Qrow: Er, why don't you follow your sister, make sure she isn't taking this "newfound independence" of hers too far with other people?
Yang: Sure, but what about you two?
Taiyang: (Blubbering)
Qrow: My guess? Watching old videos of you two as little babies while sobbing over ice cream.
Yang: ...I'm out. (Leaves)
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