#QUOTE BY INCORRECT-ASSCLASS

[timelykarmagisa]

karma: i know you think my judgement is clouded because i like nagisa a little bit

isogai: you doodled your wedding invitation

karma: that's our joint tombstone

isogai: my mistake

[orquideasrojas]

Nakamura: Karma is at the special age where young people only have one idea in mind. Ren: Girls? Gakushuu: Guys? Karma: Homicide

[toorumochi]

Gakushuu: I hate when my father accuses me of things that are so untrue that I don’t even know how to defend myself

Gakuho: I know that you have a girlfriend

Gakushuu: …other way around sir

[cjs-51703]

Nagisa: This is such a bad idea...

Karma: Then why are you coming along?

Nagisa: One of us needs to be able to talk the cops out of arresting us when this inevitably goes wrong.

[kawaiigothsludgeperson]

one day after a lot of self work.

Gakushuu: the path to inner peace begins with four words

Gakushuu: not my fucking problem

[glitchy-anime-fan]

Things that have definitely been said by Karma & Asano in the Sibling Au, but it’s all incorrect quotes brought to you by this generator!

Karma: I am not out of control! I'm a law abiding citizen!

Asano: Really? Name one law

Karma: Don't kill people?

Asano: That's on me. I set the bar too low.

Karma: I learned some very valuable lessons from this.

Asano: I’m guessing they are all horrible distortions on the lessons you actually should’ve taken away.

Karma: Death isn’t real, and I’m basically God.

Asano: Stop buying plastic skeletons for Halloween! It's terrible for the environment!

Karma: Yeah! Locally sourced, all natural skeletons are much more environmentally friendly!

Karma: So that’s my plan.

Asano: Are you alright with constructive criticism? I don’t want to sound mean.

Karma: No, go ahead, I want to hear it.

Asano: It fucking sucks.

Karma: That’s not constructive criticism.

Karma: Don’t worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve.

Asano: I think you mean cards.

Karma, pulling knives out of his sleeves: No, I do not.

Asano: You know, I'm starting to regret showing you how that blender works.

Karma, drinking toast specifically to piss off Asano: Why do you say that?

~Right before they show Gakuho the DNA test~

Karma: If there's going to be a big dramatic scene, wait until I get back.

Asano: Of course. I can't flip this table by myself.

[le-panda-chocovore]

Karushuu Dialogue Prompt

Based on THIS

Gakushuu : Sometimes I think that maybe you're not as terrible as I make you out to be. And then you always go to extraordinary lenghts to confirm that you are, in fact, worse.

Karma : God you're insufferable. One little triple homicide and it's all "whine whine whine". Grow up.

Gakushuu : On of the bodies is my father's.

Karma : And you should thank me for that !

Gakushuu : Whatever. Let's grab a shovel, we have to hide them now.

*later, at a coffee*

Gakushuu : Thanks for getting rid of my father. But still, I don't think the two other were necessary.

Karma *drinking a mlikshake* : Twas a personal treat.

Gakushuu *skeptical* : For what ?

Karma : Just felt like it !

[jiangyanlissidepiece]

Nagisa: *holding a bottle* is this whiskey or perfume?

Karma: *chugs entire bottle*

Karma: it’s perfume

[akabanerio]

Last name

Karma: Honestly I think your last name sucks

Rio: Woahh why?

Karma: I just think it doesn’t suit you… You know it sounds lame

Rio: I like my last name at least it doesn’t sound like Bakabane

Karma: That’s the problem

Rio: What?

Karma: You should change it *walks away*

Rio:

Rio: I ACCEPT YOUR PROPOSAL! COME BACK KARMA

[givemeasinglekidney]

Hey guys, it’s me, ya gorl, back at it again

Uh so anyway Im writing a new one shot (Spoiler alert: it’s a Suna x reader and it has to do with arctic monkeys) but I’m kinda bored so please send me ideas! I’ll make a list of what I do and don’t do and what fandoms I’m doing but I’ll make a separate post later:

I do:

Fluff

Hurt/comfort (my favorite)

Found family

Angst

Scenarios/ headcannons

Match ups

Incorrect quotes

Character x character

Character x y/n (more favorable ig)

I do NOT:

Smut

Age gaps

Student/teacher

Turn ons

Incest

Homophobia

Racism

Abilist

I have the right to turn down any request I find uncomfortable.

My space is inclusive and when writing I try to make it so anyone reading can depict themselves in the story. Unless specified I won’t add any extra details about how the reader looks.

Fandoms:

Haikyuu (I’m most familiar with this so these requests will be priority)

Assassination classroom

My hero (I’ve only watched till season 3 and haven’t watched it in like 3 years so bare with me-)

The promised neverland (kinda iffy on this one tho cause they’re children ya know, more of a found family kinda beat)

Ouran highschool host club

Hunter x Hunter (I only know the 4 main characters tho)

[le-panda-chocovore]

I love all of those

Karma: *leans in to kiss Gakushuu* Gakushuu: *slaps him* Karma: What the fuck Shuu! Gakushuu: Shit sorry, I forgot we're dating now.

Araki: Asano, I am scared to ask but why were you late today? Gakushuu: I had take care of my dog Seo: I didn’t know you had a dog Gakushuu: yeah I just adopted him recently Araki: I’m proud that you're taking on more responsibility in your life Koyama: can I dog sit sometime?! Gakushuu: I don’t know, he doesn’t really like people, I’m trying to train him out of it but he is really stubborn Koýama: awww Ren: Gakushuu, please stop referring to Akabane as your dog, you two are dating…

Karma: You're so clingy. Gakushuu: Gakushuu: You came into my bed. Karma, wrapping his arms around Gakushuu's body: And you let me? You're smothering me, Shuu.

Karma: You know archaic Latin? Gakushuu: I got bored with classical Latin. Karma: You know normal Latin? Gakushuu: Yeah someone from my knitting club taught me. Karma: YOU HAVE A KNITTING CLUB? Gakushuu: You don't know everything about me. Now do you want a sweater or a scarf?

(if there's a club, Gakushuu's in it, you know)

[timelykarmagisa]

nagisa: i did something terrible

karma: it's okay, i have a shovel.

nagisa: wait, what do you think i did?

karma: it doesn't matter, no-one will ever know.

[orquideasrojas]

Nagisa: Why are Karma and Asano sitting like this? Ren: They had a fight. Nagisa: So why are they holding hands? Ren: Asano gets sad when they fight

[gigisafeplace]

Assclass Incorrect Quotes

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Nagisa: Sometimes I drink milk straight from the container.

Terasaka: The cow??

Nagisa: What?

Itona: Terasaka, W H Y?

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Gakushuu: I’ve never been in a snowball fight before. I don’t know the rules.

Rio: What?

Gakushuu: Is there a point system, or is it to the death?

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Gakushuu, grinning: I have a knife!

Gakuhou: Put it down, Gakushuu.

Gakushuu: Make me! *sprints away*

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Hazama: Hey, quick question. How petty am I allowed to be?

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Koro-sensei: You need a hobby.

Gakuhou: I have a hobby!

Koro-sensei: Hitting Gakushuu isn't a hobby.

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Gakushuu: I think I need a hug...

Isogai: Good thing I'm hug shaped!

*45 minutes later*

Gakushuu: You... you can let go now.

Isogai: No, I absolutely cannot.

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Karasuma: Guys… the principal just called—

Irina: It was the octopus!

Koro-sensei: It was Karma!

Karma: It was Rio!

Rio: It was me!

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Gakushuu: How is spring not everyone’s favorite season? The trees are PINK, guys!

Karma: Allergies are also a problem, y'know.

Gakushuu: But pink.

Hazama: And it's hot.

Gakushuu: PINK!

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Rio: I’ve never asked someone out. How do you even do it?

Isogai: Oh, what I do is, I look them up and down and I say: “Hey… how you doin’?”

Gakushuu, scoffing: Oh, please.

Isogai, to Gakushuu: Hey, how you doin’?

Gakushuu:

Gakushuu: *giggles and blushes*

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Gakushuu: Would anyone know any good vendors for professional-quality brass knuckles?

Irina: I know you’re serious, but you say the scariest shit sometimes.

[le-panda-chocovore]

Karma : Idk what the fuck I'm doing but it sure is hella gay

Karma: is it platonic? Is it romantic? Who knows but baby it’s homosexual

[fireclaw90a]

Why is cropping photos so hard I’m sobbing.

Anyway I did another incorrect quote of the op(s). When I first saw this quote I knew god put me on this earth to draw that quote. And then I did.