#Pythus swifttail

[alta1r1an]

HE'S FALLING SOMEONE CATCH HIM

[commanderhorncleaver]

A silly thing but: Pythus presenting Gaius with the same kind of outfit he wears "since you want to show off more now right?"

Gaius would blink and be like, "I do appreciate this offer, but I do enjoy a modicum of modestly, or at least endeavor to keep my assets something of a surprise."

[alta1r1an]

Pythus wants to join! just got done with his shift too!

This is... surprisingly difficult, first one I did myself. Second one @brightwingedbat did :D

how does valefor look MORE naked in clothes than i feel he would without!? Also fuck. Nice legs dude.

✧˖°. It's magic .°˖✧

And Val says thanks for thefor the compliment on his legs.

[brightwingedbat]

Meteo Hightail, of the Tail Warband. Blood Legion Warrior who joined @alta1r1an's Pythus Swifttail's warband in fahrar because they had opposite fur colours.

He is high energy, full of speed and oh so very fluffy. He gets himself into all sorts of shenanigans alongside Pythus, including numerous challenges and bets.

[alta1r1an]

This cat ^ is hungry. Tell me what foods you toss him as a little treat (he will starve) ((he will not, but he will be dramatic))

[alta1r1an]

Sometimes I forget that Charr are actually just fucking huge look at Pythey's thighs

[alta1r1an]

He's pondering his next swim. The water is nice! You should get in with him...

[alta1r1an]

You ever think of the angle we'd see charr at with how much taller than us they are....

Doesn't help that Pythus dresses the way he does

[alta1r1an]

You know I am just going to ask, because I feel unsure if it's welcome or not.

Anyone want Pythus to come into their ask box and bother their cats with inane (or sometimes insane) bets or plans?

[alta1r1an]

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[alta1r1an]

Pythus wakes up to find a small wooden box at the foot of his bed. It is ticking softly and appears to be held closed by a simple puzzle lock. A metal plate on the box's lid reads "this is a trap"

There is no sign of whoever or whatever left this 'present', what does Pythus do?

Pythus finds the box when he swungs his paws out of his bunk at 6 in the morning sharp. Ready for a new day, but first thought on his mind is getting himself ready for morning training! He doesn't want to be late.

The box rattles as his paw collides with it, and then the ticking is clear to his ears.

"Burn me... not now"

For Meteo's sake he hoped it wasn't another one of his pranks or the guy would be doing laps until he passed out.

Pythus had half a mind to just crush it under his footpaw, but the voice of Gaius telling him that you cant just destroy puzzles rather than solve them rung in his mind. He inspected it for a bit longer, before deciding that trying to solve the puzzle was not worth the effort (they were admittedly not his strength)

"Damn Puzzles... bet some Iron dandy made this... ugh"

He inspected the box for a while, before concluding there was no safe way to disarm it. With a deep breath, he decided on his plan of action. He summoned his magic, and projected a small countering bubble around it so he could carry it.

...Surely leaving it away from the lumberyard and sawmills and informing someone else of it should be fine?

[alta1r1an]

Mr Pythus has acquired a headband! doesnt he look snazzy in a pinch it is also an excellent way to shut him up

[alta1r1an]

This glider is definitely not something I use for the pose not at all

not pictured: Pythey falling and thankfully landing safely in some muck because the glider gave out

[alta1r1an]

Pythus, using his newfound ability for magic for what he does best: being an absolute goof.

If anyone asks (mostly his teacher), this counts as practice!

[alta1r1an]

Pythus. Thoughts on skritt?

Pythus turns to you, adjusting some of the straps on his 'armour' that had gotten out of place.

"Skritt? those little bastards... ugh"

"Got plenty of stories, you can find a few lone bands of them in Diessa every once in a while. We have to drive them out because theyll steal anything that isnt bolted down."

He sighs. "With how small they are you'd think theyre easy to deal with but they've.. humiliated me plenty of times. This one time the sun must've reflected of the metal I wear.. before I know it they had told their friends and one of the bastards had come up behind me and robbed me of my 'shiny' "

He shakes his head, he also adjusts the strap on his loincloth as if checking to see it is still secure.

"I don't hate the skritt, really. Just wish they'd stop robbing us"

[alta1r1an]

August appears to observe Pythus' training exercises with his warband. During a lapse, the mesmer approaches Pythus and asks, "What's your favorite thing about Horncleaver?" (@commanderhorncleaver)

Pythus orders his warband to take a break, and they all go off to eat and drink.

Meanwhile Pythus himself steps off to the side and grabs a sponge out of a bucket of water to clean himself of a bit. It was while he was taking said sponge through his pits that August caught him.

"Oh, hey! if it isn't my favourite mesmer. Come to watch us again huh?"

He blinks, twice, three times when August asks his question. It isn't one he expected to be asked out of the blue.

He rubs the back of his head awkwardly. "Well, scorch me, your sire has taught me alot you know? Most Charr look at me and see a brawny dumbass, but your sire really took a chance on me."

He waves his paw, creating wisps of annulment magic around it. It has grown quite stable since he started.

Then Pythus grins. "mhh, other than that. Your sire is excellent at getting into a competition. Certainly knows how to claim victory if you get what I mean! Though, the rewards of winning are certainly worth it too. I certainly try harder atleast!"

He tosses his sponge in August's face. "Seriously though, your sire has been a great teacher to me. He rules"