#Pythee Polima

[alternian-mayhem]

Your name is PYTHEE POLIMA

You are Alternia’s ONE AND ONLY Fuschia blooded troll, FALLEN POP STAR, and HEIRESS UNAPPARENT to ALTERNIA’S THRONE.

You share your caste with but two other beings: GLB’GLYOB your terrifying lusus, and your ancestor THE CZAREENA, the Orwellian leader of all trollkind.

You used to be Alternia’s PRIME PRINCESS POP STAR, until the UNFORTUNATE INCIDENT where you got a little overwhelmed peddling STATE PROPAGANDA to people who WOULDN’T LEAVE YOU ALONE and starting shooting PYROTECHNICS into the crowd. You escaped into the sea, presumed MISSING, and took refuge in a half buried submarine wreckage NOT TOO FAR FROM YOUR CASTLE.

Your main hobby is playing SQUIDBALL. It’s a high stakes living squid shooter with long lasting games, the ONLY TIME YOU GET OUT OF THE HOUSE. Your favourite gamemode is SEIZE THE STAR. You’ve been holding onto the captured CZTARFISH in the corner of your room for HALF A SWEEP. Unable to find you, your fellow players are NO LONGER HAVING FUN, which means you are WINNING.

Your secondary hobby is DOXXING. Better not get distracted. At the moment, you have BIGGER FISH TO FRY.

You are currently too busy making your final preparations, including rigging your sunk submarine hive with EXPLOSIVES, and putting a little SQUID INK in your hair for extra shine {@ND to cover up the pink dye}. There will be no evidence of your presence here for the last few sweeps or of YOUR MASTER PLAN.

YOUR MASTER PLAN is to ABSCOND UNSEEN from the planet to gather the resources necessary to take the first fair bid for Alternia’s throne in EONS.

Your trolltag is informationPhage and you speak in a way that is {dyn@mic and ENERGETIC!!}

art by @pidgeoneon

[paintbrushinacoffeecup]

This thing all things devours

Devours

This thing, taker

Pollinator

Starving flowers

[pidgeoneon]

[WHO@.]

[itsroxyrose]

LOVE ALL OUR TROLLS ❤️

THE HOMESTUCK POSTING BEGINS art by me for the homestuck ttrpg ever featuring characters belonging to @paintbrushinacoffeecup @luckeir-than-you @pidgeoneon @m1nts @vegetable-wrangler @mistyjessart @itsroxyrose and @exesaturated

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[informationphage]

[INTER@CT @ YOUR OWN RISK:]

[CRINGE.]

[MON@RCHY SIMPS.]

[YOU C@N BE @ LOWBLOOD, JUST DON'T BE @ WRIGGLER.]

[@DONIS ST@NS.]

[QU@DR@NTS Y@PPERS. I PROMISE I DONT C@RE.]

[W@NN@BE FUSCHI@S.]

[HYPOCRITES.]

[I WILL NOT BLOCK YOU. I'M NOT @ COW@RD. I WELCOME IT. BUT PISS ME OFF, I'LL DOXX YOU SO B@D YOU'LL W@LK INTO THE SE@ WHERE I WILL FEED YOU TO MY LUSUS.]

[I'M NOT SQUIDDING.]

[MIND, IF YOU W@NT SOMEONE DOXXED, IF YOU C@CH ME @ THE RIGHT TIME, I DO PRO BONO WORK ON THE SIDE. JUST CONVINCE ME THEY'RE WORTH MY TIME.]

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This is the canon Grumblr blog of “Pythee” Polima! Doxxer, Paintballer, and maybe-leader of Exospectrum, a rebel group. Call them Phage.

Art and OOC gets posted over on @alternian-mayhem.

A couple notes:

Yeah, she’s the Heiress. She’s keeping it on the DL since that time she exploded a bunch of her audience with fireworks and went into hiding. She’ll think other Fuschias are faking.

Likewise with blood mutants, alternate dimensions, and sburb players. They don’t know about any of that, and this blog is canon to the campaign they’re in. Limebloods are real, but must live in hiding. The Condesce is called the Czareena in their world.

No pronouns in bio is intentional. Use whatever, he’s doing the baby transgender thing of letting people on the internet assume.

Recently deployed. Rogue of Light. Prospit.

Not accepting quadrants rn, but feel free to bug them about it anyway.

An asshole. Feel free to bite back. I’m here for beef.

[alternian-mayhem]

[Trollsona Ancestral Grubgrabs]

draw your trollsonas ancestor with their decendants grub, if you'd like. original image here

art by:

@cityyliights, @exesaturated

@luc1d4, @stewkid

@mistyjessart, @pidgeoneon

[alternian-mayhem]

The last known photo of Heiress Pythee Polima, taken mere minutes after the Pink Friday massacre.

She has not been seen in public since, but rumour has it she may still be alive, somewhere at the bottom of the ocean.

[Art by @pidgeoneon]

[alternian-mayhem]

Animated scene from Alternian Mayhem!

An animation I did for class of a scene from out campaign!!

Ft. the lovely cast of Alternian Mayhem: @exesaturated @paintbrushinacoffeecup @pidgeoneon @itsroxyrose @luc1d4 @stewkid @vegetable-wrangler @m1nts

[alternian-mayhem]

for better or worse

then and now

art by @stewkid

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Exospectrum's Inaugural Drag Showcase!

wild day in Alternian Mayhem history. Click for higher res!

collab between @exesaturated and @pidgeoneon

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"Two of us @re going to h@ve to ch@nge!"

The Alternian Mayhem Halloween party's not going well. Polima, Candii, and Ash all showed up with the same costume.

Cotton's just fine, though.

Art by @pidgeoneon, @exesaturated, and @cityyliights

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voice call (non canonical)

its been such a long time since this agi i honestly do not recall who made this.

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Alternian Mayhem vs. The Grimace Shake

I recovered photos of the Alternian Mayhem crew finding the Grimace Shake. Maybe this trend is old enough now that it counts as analogue horror..?

art by @luc1d4, @stewkid, @pidgeoneon, and @mistyjessart

Comic below the cut!

Art by @exesaturated and @vegetable-wrangler

[alternian-mayhem]

polima's back, baby!

During high stakes games of squidball, bright, colourful camo patterns are the most ideal for blending in among the coral reefs.

art by @pidgeoneon

[alternian-mayhem]

{bogos binted?}

Give it up for the Popstar Princess Propagandist of Alternia, Pythee Polima!

art by: @luc1d4, @pidgeoneon, and @exesaturated

[alternian-mayhem]

Johnny takes a bath, 1 dead, 5 injured.

(he dissolves into pure grime like a bathbomb)

Art by: @luc1d4 and @h31k3