#duolin gobird

[alternian-mayhem]

Candiicotton was not built for retail.

video by @exesaturated

[itsroxyrose]

LOVE ALL OUR TROLLS ❤️

THE HOMESTUCK POSTING BEGINS art by me for the homestuck ttrpg ever featuring characters belonging to @paintbrushinacoffeecup @luckeir-than-you @pidgeoneon @m1nts @vegetable-wrangler @mistyjessart @itsroxyrose and @exesaturated

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[alternian-mayhem]

voice call (non canonical)

its been such a long time since this agi i honestly do not recall who made this.

[alternian-mayhem]

Alternian Mayhem vs. The Grimace Shake

I recovered photos of the Alternian Mayhem crew finding the Grimace Shake. Maybe this trend is old enough now that it counts as analogue horror..?

art by @luc1d4, @stewkid, @pidgeoneon, and @mistyjessart

Comic below the cut!

Art by @exesaturated and @vegetable-wrangler

[alternian-mayhem]

Your name is DUOLIN GOBIRD

You are all packed up in your HOLLOWHIVE, standing at the threshold. SNAKEMOM, your lusus, slithers up to look out next to you. You wish you could take her along, but that is simply NOT AN OPTION. You had a DUBIOUSLY ACADEMIC upbringing, your essays turning more and more into DERIVATIVE OPINION PIECES over the sweeps. You thoroughly enjoy situating yourself above LOWBLOODS in EVERY CONVERSATION. It's honestly more of a DISORDER than a quirk of your being. You are proud of your AFFLUENT BLUE BLOOD, which is what provided you with the COPIOUS FUNDS to PUBLISH your ESSAYS. You talk wiþ perfect punctuation, spelling, and grammar. You like to sprinkle in some Old Alternian allusions in þere. Your trolltag is talonTactician

art by @luc1d4

[alternian-mayhem]

Johnny takes a bath, 1 dead, 5 injured.

(he dissolves into pure grime like a bathbomb)

Art by: @luc1d4 and @h31k3

[alternian-mayhem]

Alternian Mayhem Relationship Chart

Behold. Spaghetti.

This is now outdated. It's worse.