#Put me in coach

[cupcakeinat0r]

I kno BTSV hasn’t even announced a release date yet, but I thought I’d show y’all the outfit I have planned for when I go see it!!

Lmk what y’all think!!! <3

[needybiboy]

*sees a locker room full of men*

“PUT ME IN COACH”

[robin-munson]

“So don’t you worry, billy, my boy. Daddy’s home”

[roosterforme]

How would each of your Bradleys react if they ran into an ex-girlfriend (serious ex, if applicable) while with their wife/girlfriend?

I love this ask! I actually did write about Roo and BG running into an ex fling of his. Here's the chapter. BG got a little possessive when she realized what was going on, and Bradley was so embarrassed. He really beat himself up after that. And this was while they were engaged.

Beer Boy and Sugar got to deal with plenty of Phoebe while they were all students at UVA. While Beer Boy and Phoebe were never official, she certainly acted like she owned him. And that made Sugar absolutely irate. There was one moment where I thought Sugar was going to eliminate her. Beer Boy suffered from extremely low self esteem, so he reacted by closing in on himself. If they ran into one of his ex girlfriends from their ten year gap, I think both of them would be cordial. That would actually be so interesting to explore.

Coach and Kitten would be interesting. Coach would probably be pretty nonchalant about the whole thing, while Kitten would be the one overanalyzing everything about the exchange. Coach would have to end up telling her, "She's an ex for a reason. Your my wife for a reason."

Daddy was in the hot mess express when he met Princess, and unfortunately they got to spend a lot of time around Meredith! Daddy would be mostly apologetic for Princess having to deal with something from his past when he probably doesn't remember enough to care much himself.

As for Gorgeous and Bradley? We'll find out.

The Bradley Bunch

[wolviesmiddleclaw]

WHAT IS HE WEARING (I love him)

[i-didnt-do-1t]

The unrealistic and unachievable nature of jacks dream to move out west to Santa Fe is highlighted further by the symbolic listing of impossible scenarios he envisions taking place there, such as swimming the “whole Rio grande for fun” and crucially, crutchie tossing the “crutch for good”. It emphasises the government pushed, mythic nature of the west as opposed to the reality as further elucidated through Jack’s reliance of his dream on a commercialised tourist postcard (uksies), underscoring not only the mythic nature of the west that he was sold but also the consumerist and anti-capitalist themes of the musical within the opening number.

[daggerspare-standingby]

Don’t mind me. Just here for my weekly - ITS WEDNESDAY AND THAT MEANS BATTING PRACTICE post :) I’ll be home in time to read the update that Em @roosterforme so timely gives us at 7pm est.

And now back to your regularly scheduled scrolling

[janeandhannabbw]

savannah banana benchwarmer whose sole purpose is eating banana splits for the whole 2 hours

[shedidntevenswear]

[starsxcanucks]

i’m choosing to ignore the outcome of both my teams games last night. i can maybe understand the canucks because it was only one point. but the stars? i literally am choosing to ignore that outcome. WHAT DO YOU MEAN WE LOST TO THE BLACKHAWKS THAT BAD??? 2-6??? like a clown i held out hope that they could turn it around in the third period. N O P E

[roosterforme]

I’m amusing Everett is a starting pitcher? Or is the Phillies’ closer?

Your initial assumption was correct, nonny. Everett is a starting pitcher. He's going to be the Phillies ace starter (think Zack Wheeler of the future)!

[beyondthesefourwalls]

Crazy how helping @roosterforme with a silly little (amazing and beautiful) story about a single mom and a t-ball coach now has me watching baseball on a Saturday evening over a year later because I WANT to.

Thanks, I think?

[coffeexxcigarettes]

Grab My Hand

-

Torn from the same cloth,

Suffering in silence.

Where I learned to scream,

You learned the hushed tones.

Where I learned anger,

You learned to swallow it.

Where I am numb,

You are beginning to feel.

Meeting you felt like

Spilling watercolor all over me.

Bleeding hues

I've never experienced.

Fears,

And the way I've always screamed-

But never for somebody,

Never the way I long to,

For you.

You've been strong.

A flower coiled against storms

That would've wiped the land.

Let me shed light

Upon the sins you've sat with,

Let me set the garden on fire.

I'll unearth you with care,

Carry you to safety.

Leaving the thick smoke of once burning flames

That you put out with your laughter,

Like rain.

I know how to fight,

I've fought plenty.

Let me fight for you.

x

[burreauxpop]

at this point, the bengals need to wipe out the coaching staff, defense, and some of the o line, and then just select random fans to play. because TRULY, i bet most of us as fans could do better-

[yaknowlikenyah]

Listen, I don't even care if I'm bimbo-ized, Boss. You need a test subject for your orgasm machine and I-

Yeah, I know there could be side effects. Yeah, I know my brain could melt. I'm just doing this because I loooooove....

...science.

[anthrofreshtodeath]

It’s my new fave too 😍