#Proto Alex

[ceolifestyles]

EVIL artist ABANDONS tumblr for YEARS. only has SCRAPS to show for it

[slopsuit]

Got yiikpilled by oomf and ive been losing my mind over Wilfrid/Proto-Alex. I need him and Alex to have a crazy selfcest affair

[richardmcbain]

well that wasn’t anything like earthbound

[championoflite]

YIIK THEORY TIME

Made a little something for people who like theories of this game trying to interpret the game’s meaning and other stuff.

Want context and more insight? Link below:

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1wSr5FiQPp-Wpzeh5Gj0YBBDoEtPdimFN7jD6uqDj4cc/edit?usp=sharing

[bubbie995]

This should help with that Nameless Psychosis, right?

[selfcontainedunivcrse]

cion is basically a datapack creator which like. in universe i would put as very like, by the book "magic", usually stuck in the confines of what makes sense in the world and altering things that already exist.

and seren is a wannabe modder which means he just makes stuff happen. it does not have to make sense. vwoop is held together with craft glue and popsicle sticks

[acmeoop]

The Space Ghosts Pitch Art (1966)

[verraformer]

can we kick him down the stairs

[bearsnessecity]

i have to hit my yiik art quota for the month

[nikkisticki]

You know, with the amount I've thought about Alex Yiik and that fucking game I could probably draw him pretty well...

I'm going to resist the urge to find out before I get led down a terrible path and end up making Essentia x Vella smut

[linguisticspaceship]

essentia x proto ultima alex

[savage-kult-of-gorthaur]

THE END OF THE MONTH APPROACHES, BUT MY COLLECTION ROLLS EVER FORWARD.

PIC(S) INFO: Spotlight on the penultimate set of Tumblr Cover photos, set #22 in my ongoing TCP collection, and featuring online finds such as:

SIEGE's "Drop Dead" discography on Deranged Records, The Scarecrow of Oz (from "The Wonderful Wizard of Oz") illustrated by William Stout, a 1980 zine advert for English apocalypse punk band DISCHARGE, sleeve art illustration for the "Flames for All" album by FATSO JETSON, "WIZARD" magazine promotional illustration of the Marvel Universe by Alex Ross, UK post-punk band KILLING JOKE, photographed backstage in Boston, MA, c. 1980, panel artwork of Conan the Barbarian by John Buscema & Ernie Chan, and lastly, a promo advert for the American Underground Comix classic, "Cheech Wizard," created by the late, great Vaughn Bode.

Sources: Facebook (my FB profile), American Legacy Fine Arts (ALFA), Fatso Jetson official Bandcamp, Days of Punk, Flickr, View Comic Online, Artvee, various, etc...

[slopsuit]

[synapticconstruction]

this summer...

everyone's favorite gamer...

is coming to the big screen

cuts to Wilfrid played by Keanu Reeves What a bummer!

Ke$ha starts playing WAKE UP IN THE MORNING FEELING LIKE IM P DIDDY

Alex wakes up giddy for the morning as Sammy is carried away in the distance, his alarm is still going off and he can't hear her, scrolls through some messages, looks up as he's about to read the "missing person" email and remember to wake up Michael, who's alarm is the local radio

"in other news, Sammy Pak has been-"

Michael, played by Topher Grace "It's a me! Your friend, Michael! We need to get an early start on our day if we're going to get anything done!"

Rory, played by Alex Wolff, "just go on without me, man"

Alex: "but together we are Alex Yiik and Friends!

Without you l'm just... Regular Alex Yiik."

A group of friends will find themselves

Vella: "what?! Sammy is missing?"

Claudio: "really?"

and maybe Sammy

Chondra: "and the soul survivors took her?"

Michael: "wow REALLY?"

but first they have to find THE ESSENTIA

Krow: "I know what girls like!"

Krow presents a gift to Allison

background music goes silent

Allison: "uhh, a gift?"

camera angle changes to side shot of both the handsome krow and allison

The present shoots flames in krow’s face for 1.5 seconds then dies for another second of silence

cue audience laughter

Who might need to be saved from Proto-Alex

Asuka: "I haven’t gotten to my character yet. All I know is my costume has wings!”

this summer is going to be

montage of slap stick

Jack Black as Xenanu twerking

Michael Cera voicing the cgi sheep person enemy: "aaawkward"

this summer is going to be...

montage that's pretty much the inevitable dance party ending

panda doing a head spin

"LIIIIIIIIT"

this summer is going to be!

montage of every time they say "Y2K" in the movie

YIIK

YIIK: A Post Modern MOVIE,..

[championoflite]

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im ngl this was my exact reaction to seeing wilfred

[depressedraisin]

the rascals with alex turner

just been rummaging through the ye old nme archives (as one does on a sunday evening) and came across this report of alex making a surprise appearance with the rascals at the o2 wireless festival

proto-505, some might call it