synapticconstruction

[synapticconstruction]

This Self-Service Learning Occasion has made me ponder on the possibility of switching majors, working at these events have been fun :]

[synapticconstruction]

[synapticconstruction]

oops i forgot

[synapticconstruction]

this summer...

everyone's favorite gamer...

is coming to the big screen

cuts to Wilfrid played by Keanu Reeves What a bummer!

Ke$ha starts playing WAKE UP IN THE MORNING FEELING LIKE IM P DIDDY

Alex wakes up giddy for the morning as Sammy is carried away in the distance, his alarm is still going off and he can't hear her, scrolls through some messages, looks up as he's about to read the "missing person" email and remember to wake up Michael, who's alarm is the local radio

"in other news, Sammy Pak has been-"

Michael, played by Topher Grace "It's a me! Your friend, Michael! We need to get an early start on our day if we're going to get anything done!"

Rory, played by Alex Wolff, "just go on without me, man"

Alex: "but together we are Alex Yiik and Friends!

Without you l'm just... Regular Alex Yiik."

A group of friends will find themselves

Vella: "what?! Sammy is missing?"

Claudio: "really?"

and maybe Sammy

Chondra: "and the soul survivors took her?"

Michael: "wow REALLY?"

but first they have to find THE ESSENTIA

Krow: "I know what girls like!"

Krow presents a gift to Allison

background music goes silent

Allison: "uhh, a gift?"

camera angle changes to side shot of both the handsome krow and allison

The present shoots flames in krow’s face for 1.5 seconds then dies for another second of silence

cue audience laughter

Who might need to be saved from Proto-Alex

Asuka: "I haven’t gotten to my character yet. All I know is my costume has wings!”

this summer is going to be

montage of slap stick

Jack Black as Xenanu twerking

Michael Cera voicing the cgi sheep person enemy: "aaawkward"

this summer is going to be...

montage that's pretty much the inevitable dance party ending

panda doing a head spin

"LIIIIIIIIT"

this summer is going to be!

montage of every time they say "Y2K" in the movie

YIIK

YIIK: A Post Modern MOVIE,..

[synapticconstruction]

mostly redraws but game of the year to me maybe a little bit. this is ur brain on yiik

[synapticconstruction]

world's most throwable animal

[synapticconstruction]

kisage after he makes a movie

[synapticconstruction]

yiik iv is 50% off rn

[synapticconstruction]

yiik iv is 50% off rn

[synapticconstruction]

I miss being annoying here ummmm *laying on my bed twirling the phone cord* I finished my courses for the semester

[synapticconstruction]

Really want yummy treats but seeing the number go down in my bank account devastates me

[synapticconstruction]

This guy sucks lets all have sex with him at the same time until he dies

[synapticconstruction]

yiik furries

alex is a panda michael is a turkey vulture rory is a long haired guinea pig vella is a rabbit claudio and chondra are caviler king charles spaniels and essentia is a wolpertinger

[synapticconstruction]

I wanna put you in a jar and study you like a bug

i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you

[synapticconstruction]

i hate to admit this but i think if i were in a bad mood and spongebob were around i wouldnt be able to navigate that situation with the patience or grace it demands. and i worry he would blame himself

[synapticconstruction]

No more questions please. The elephant's foot is making me lightheaded again

[synapticconstruction]