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Mass attack from the end of Artfight this year that I didn’t get a chance to actually upload to the site due to traffic, I had been waiting for a mod response on whether or not there was a way to get it up to post it here, and now I finally am! This took me the latter two weeks of the fight and I finished it an hour before the fight ended! The image file was actually even too large for tumblr so I had to shrink it in order to post, it’s so massive!
Even though it’s disappointing that I couldn’t upload it as an actual attack (28 characters, mostly fullbodies, with a full scene bg and at least partial shading, if not technically full would have been SO many points, gah!) it was still so fun to make and I learned a lot in doing so!
I can’t wait for next year’s fight!
Tag list (and artfight usernames of those not on tumblr) under the cut:
@como-draws
@alien-bottle
@coleheinous
@lexezombie
@gizmo-parade
@CleoRockstar
@irlmumrik
@spacey-jazz
@sukaridragon
@galacticdani
@oufrelou
@8ontheclock
Non-tumblr users:
SmolderingMoss on artfight
AngelAndTerry on artfight
sealdeer on artfight
MangoTea on artfight
SirPiwch on artfight
#my art#my attacks#artfight#artfight 2024#team Seafoam#mass attack#other’s ocs#alright gotta tag names for each of these guys here we go#ohh shit ones the same name as a h*zbin character… fuckkk uh I’m gonna add users to them actually#Hemrik SirPiwch#Appelsiini alien-bottle#Pretzel alien-bottle#Venla alien-bottle#Tuuli coleheinous#Lyric Lexezombie#Mimzy gizmo-parade#Dotadelle MangoTea#Twig sealdeer#The Messanger CleoRockstar#Parsnip irlmumrik#Citronella irlmumrik#<- wanted to specify I went with her snork design becuase I thought the horns were so cute! Plus I had too many that looked human-adjacent-#-and needed more Creatures to balance that out#Lady Raamin Spacey-jazz#Korvat AngelAndTerry#Moos AngelAndTerry#Taimi sukaridragon#Muria SmolderingMoss#Fliss galacticdani#Marvill oufrelou
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Humans are weird: The lie of dating
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*Door slams open and alien patron walks in
Alien: *Sits down with a loud thud at the counter bar stool
Alien: Get me a drink.
Human Bartender: *Turns, looks disapprovingly, then turns around again
Alien: Human, did you hear me?!
Alien: I said I want a drink!
Human Bartender: *Turns around again and points at door
Human Bartender: That is an expensive door.
Alien: I don’t care.
Human Bartender: It cost a couple thousand credits to transport out here.
Alien: I said I don’t care now give me a drink.
Human Bartender: Well you should fucking care because if I walk over there and find so much as a scuff on it I will break you like a pretzel.
Alien: Is that how you talk to customers?
Human Bartender: Until you put some money on the counter you aren’t a customer.
*Alien and Human glare each other for a long minute before the Alien sighs and places a credit chip on the table
Alien: Fine, there. Drink, now.
Human Bartender: *Takes the credit chip and puts it into pocket before reaching for a bottle under the counter.
Human Bartender: So, *Human begins saying as he makes a drink, what’s got your feather’s all ruffled?
Alien: I don’t want to talk about it.
Alien: And don’t say I should talk about it because it is cheaper than your human therapists.
Human Bartender: Wasn’t going to.
Human Bartender: Still on the fence if I like you at al-
Alien: Fine I’ll tell you!
Human Bartender: *Sighs
Alien: I went on a date today with someone and it wasn’t what I thought it would be.
Human Bartender: Grunts* Got cat-fished?
Alien: What?
Alien: No I don’t have any fish; why would you even ask me that?
Human Bartender: *More frustrated sighs
Alien: Here I was going in expecting to meet someone perfect and instead I meet-
Human Bartender: *Loudly bangs butt of bottle against counter.
Human Bartender: Alright listen.
Human Bartender: You’re going to end up alone and sad as the last pickle in a jar unless you give yourself some realistic expectations.
Alien: What is wrong with wanting perfection?
Human Bartender: *Chuckles
Human Bartender: Well for one thing it doesn’t fucking exist.
Alien: Lies.
Human Bartender: It’s truth.
Human Bartender: You go into this dating situation expecting to see a perfect vase of a person all neat and porcelain, when everyone is dealing with their own shit and problems that’ve chipped away at them bit by bit.
Alien: But I see these people on the interwebs all the time.
Human Bartender: *Waves dismissively
Human Bartender: And they’re lying through their teeth.
Human Bartender: Some people are just better than others at hiding their problems.
Alien: And why would they need to hide them?
Human Bartender: Seriously?
Human Bartender: From assholes like you.
Alien: How dare you!
Human Bartender: You literally walked in and started bitching about someone who wasn’t “Perfect”.
Human Bartender: That’s why people hide their own problems; because if they talk about them openly assholes like you keep alienating them so they clam up all over again.
Alien: Well maybe some people aren’t as good as myself with solving their own problems and not complaining like slump rats about them.
Human Bartender: Alright you know what-
Human Bartender: *Grabs alien from behind counter, hoists him up by collar, then throws him across the room damaging several chairs.
Human Bartender: Those cost several hundred credits to make! You’re paying for those too!
#humans are weird#humans are insane#humans are space oddities#humans are space orcs#scifi#story#writing#original writing#niqhtlord01
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Sick Doll🌡️ + Bad Dream💤
Papawise x fem!reader
Warnings: emetophobia, sickness symptoms,
Fluff, papa being a sweet old man, but a little suggestive!
Summary: You have a sick bug, papa takes care of you❤️
“Bleughhhh” You retched into the toilet, your mouth had been spewing vomit all morning and most of the night. You were exhausted, your vision was spotting, your brain was being smacked constantly with a frying pan, your stomach was twisting into a pretzel, not for the right reason this.
You gagged, kneeling by the toilet bowl with your shaking hand over your mouth,
God I wish papa was here…. You sighed and stood almost downing bottle beside you.
Dollyyyyy…..
Dollfaceee……
Does Babydoll need her papa?…..
You shook your head, thinking the voice was your brain hallucinating. You lurched carelessly back to your bedroom
“Hmmmn I wonder if papas home?” You pondered hopping down the stairs cautiously, almost smacking face first into the wall beside you.
You could hear papa talking to someone, his gruff voice an almost immediate comfort to you
“Yeah, but what happens when that kid gets away pen? Huh? You have to keep your eyes and mind on the prize and another thing-“ He stopped, noticing that you were stood in the doorway listening.
Papa was sat in his caramel brown, arm chair, puffing on a cigar, propped up by pillows for his sore back. Last of the summer wine was playing on his tv.
“Don’t you know it’s rude to evesdrop sugartits” he puffed on his cigar blowing the smoke at you, your peered away coughing on the fumes, noticing another familiar clown looking at you in that usual vintage clown suit “Hiii Y/n~” penny squeaked giving you a tight hug, a thick alien purr rumbled in his chest.
Papa was looking at you intently “Buttercup? Are you feeling okay?” He hummed “Y-yeah I’m fine”
“Mutton chops we know when you’re lying” they both chimed together “Back in my day, you know where lying would get you?” Papa growled lowly “W-where?” You swallowed hard slowly backing away.
This man was unpredictable. “A spanking”
“You’re not too old to go over my knee sugar~” he teased making you blush slightly.
You glanced up, a thick drop of Drool from penny’s cherry lip “eugh pen”
“Don’t change the subject doll” He stubbed the cigar out in the ashtray “Come here~ Come to papa~” he patted the silky thigh of his clown suit, You nodded, wondered over and sat on his lap. He smiled and scrunched his clown nose, pressing his hand to your forehead “Awhhh my little kitten is sick”
“Your forehead is cold and clammy dolly”
He cooed
“Penny~ Looks like we’re gonna have to play doctor-“ papa opened his eyes, there penny was stood in a nurses uniform, holding a needle with a sharp syringe “Pennywise loves to play….” He huffed “Doctorrrrr”
You stared at him in disbelief and shock
“Woah woah woah penny! No!” Papa held you close to his chest “sugardoll shhh it’s okay”
Papa lifted you into his arms, cradling you “papas girl aren’t you doll” he cooed kissing your nose “come on, let’s climb the wooden stairs to Bedfordshire” papa chuckles at his little joke before lifting you bridal style, carrying you up to your bed, pennywise following behind.
“B-But Papaaaah I’m not-“ you were soon cut off by your own yawn, you body and mind betrayed you “Come on doll~” he carefully tucks you in “Papas sweet little girl” he kisses the top of your head and tucks you into bed, placing some ibuprofen on the bedside table.
Later that evening, You aggressively tossed and turned in the blankets, kicking and squirming in the sheets. Your heart was racing, your body sweating.
Your vision distorted and blurry, the room was spinning violently
“Ahh-ahhh Uhh” you glanced over at what was once your chair, but not sat a 6ft creature staring back at you.
Your about to scream when it crawls towards you, prowling and screeching, it’s slender black arms and pointed teeth glare at you, it’s sharp claws ready to rip into your flesh, it suddenly pounces on you.
“Ahhhh! Shit-“ You woke up in a cold sweat, your mind drowning in terror and your head spinning with a throbbing
headache.
The door swung open briskly, papa was stood in the doorway “Babydoll? What’s wrong I heard screaming?” Papa rushed in, he was donned in a silk dressing gown “My dear? What’s wrong?” He asked
taking a seat beside you placing his hand on your forehead “Oh sugar doll your sweating profusely, here drink some fluids, keep hydrated” papa stroked your head, nuzzling his hand into your hair handing you a glass of water “I just- I had a bad- I had a horrible dream, where a creature was about to rip me to shreds and and and” You practically chugged the water from the glass in pure thirst “Then I remember floating- fuh- floating towards a bright yellow- no three bright yellow orbs of light I felt my body floating off my bed-“
“Pennnnnyyyy” Papa huffed looking over at your wardrobe, penny’s glowing yellow eyes burned from the darkness “Whhhhhaaaaaat?” He giggled with a sadistic smile “Did you?” He snarled “Mayyybbbeeee, oh come on old man, a little fear never hurt anyone” he chuckled causing a thick glob of drool to spatter against the floor, you saw papa rolling up his newspaper, thrashing penny over the head harshly with it “You Stupid courteous fool!” He snapped “Aghhh! Ow ! Ow !ah” Penny hissed looking over at you “Your gonna pay for that bitch” He growled again, a playful tone in his voice.
“Pennywise the dancing clown! Apologise to y/n right now” papa growled
“Ughhhh fine” Pennywise approached your guest bed “I’m sorry for frightening and tenderising the little lambs meaty flesh” Pennywise drooled over you, his teeth sharpening “Pennnyywiseee” Papa lifted the paper again “Ugh I’m only kidding” pennywise joked wrapping his arms around you “I wouldn’t hurt a thing” He purred, his mood changing almost drastically “Good boy” Papa smiled sitting on your bed again “You feeling okay doll?” Papa asked, looking at you as you lay curled up in the blankets.
You nodded, another yawn leaving your lips “You want me to stay with you until you fall back asleep?” He asked stroking your head to which you nodded again, resting your head on his pillow “Alright sweet doll” He smiled,
And with that, pennywise snuggled up next to you and you both fell asleep, papa watched over you with a warm smile, staying by you all night.
🖤❤️
#pennywise x reader#it 2017#pennywise#pennywise 2017#pennywise the clown#papawise art#papawise x reader#papawise#papawise imagines#pennywise 1990#it 1990#jesterwrites
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The Weird World chronicles
Chapter 1 "The foundations of a house"
Only a couple of years ago, on some planet far far away, stood a big house. It was a female house which had a soul, she was strong and stable and stood the test of time. Bigger in height than in width, a mixed breed of dark red brick and birch wood, and she survived every storm there was, keeping her tenants safe.
There were many a rooms, many unoccupied. The house was owned by a very stereotypical fictional grandmother, Grandma Applehead. She was a short ample lady with short white curly hair who often wore green aprons and shower caps (that made her look like a harmless alien). She loved to bake fruit pies and clean and upgrade her rustic, colorful and traditional home.
The living room and kitchen were shared by all the tenants. They were BIG and BEAUTIFUL; colorful tiles, levels, wooden stairs, pretty counters, clay roosters, needlepoints, heavy polished chairs, detailed carpets, fruit baskets...And it always smelled like cleanliness and cinnamon.
However, only 3 people lived in the house. Even though it was an isolated house on an isolated planet, that wasn't really a problem because of the unique culture of that world. I think simply no one really heard of it, no one knew it was an option.
I would tell you more, but you have to tune in.
...
THE SECOND TENANT
She woke up and it was a monotonous morning. Rays of light stabbed the colorful glass of her window without even asking first. Kyrie rose in a simple white night gown and widely opened the window. The same old branch was still there. It was as if The Tree had grown it to keep her in check. Or perhaps Grandma Applehead asked it to, so her tenant could smell the luring scent of apple blossoms when time came.
As every day starts off, there really is nothing to do. Nothing to make it worth a diary entry. You have to really try, and often fail to find something weird.
She ran downstairs but no one was there in the joint living room/kitchen. No one was in the laundry room. The gryphon room was empty. The stuff room was really hollow when it came to people, but it was really not hollow when it came to stuff.
So she went outside and referred to The Tree and the guardian dragon.
"At least you're here." Kyrie said to her.
"I'm always here." The dragon's voice was deep and stable.
"Why? Don't you ever want to go fly?"
"I'm a noble animal, and this is my duty. I want to be here and protect the house."
"Well, do you know anything I could do today? Someplace I could go explore?"
"There is a mystery that was under your nose the whole time, but Grandma told me not to tell you unless you asked."
The dragoness moved and the ground beneath her opened up and presented a spiral staircase going under.
"It really was under my nose. Thanks, dragon!"
The girl was armed with nothing but a golden brown pretzel and messy hair and descended down the tiles. They were light pink and orange. Around the staircase there was nothing, just void. She wondered if she fell off to the side, would she ever meet a bottom.
Then there was a room behind a locked door. She couldn't see the walls around the door. It was like a hallway with no light on either side. And Kryie felt the hard bristles of a rug under her bare feet. She also felt a little scared.
"I watch enough TV to know where this goes!"
With a grin she flipped over the rug as if someone was watching her and she had to show off. The key was right there and she unlocked the room.
It wasn't what she expected; it was warm and rustic, like an extension of the house. She could hear rhythmic thumping. There were glass display cabinets with honey colored whiskey bottles. The room smelled like beeswax. Everywhere she looked she saw hung up pictures and documents. They were of financial nature, describing the price of construction material used to build the residence.
Big crumbles of wall were on the wooden floor. She looked up and the ceiling was fractured. The roots of The Tree had made their way there and climbed down. They led to the center of the room.
And right there, between the big fancy chairs was a casket made by the finest carpenter's hand. It was colored red and green with rose ornaments. And by the casket, a book in a glass case. With a push of a soft button the transparent box opened and she gently unfolded the book. It was fat and stuffed with little papers. But primarily, it was a photo and letter album. There were very old pictures in sepia and gray tones depicting a young Grandma Applehead with tight skin and her late husband.
There were pictures of them pouring cement, planting The Tree, holding peace signs next to a giant crab on some beach, and one was them embracing a baby. The baby was way too predictable and uncool sucking its thumb, she thought.
Little spiders ran across her feet.
#twwc#theweirdworld#theweirdworldchronicles#fantasy#fantasywriting#characterwriting#story#chapterone
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𝙼𝙰𝚇𝙸𝙽𝙴 "𝙼𝙰𝚇" 𝙷𝙰𝚉𝙴𝚆𝙾𝙾𝙳
─��� 🫀:: 𝐇𝐔𝐌𝐀𝐍 𝐅𝐎𝐑𝐌 ☠︵ . .
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▸ 关于我 . . . ❀︵︵ ↴
𝐁𝐀𝐒𝐈𝐂𝐒 ▸
"Fuck, yeah! Let's set those son of bitches on fire."
「 𝐍𝐀𝐌𝐄 」
Maxine "Max" Hazewood
Some used to call her Moxxie as well, but mainly Max.
「 𝐀𝐆𝐄 」
22, December 24th, 2001.
「 𝐆𝐄𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐑」
Female
「 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐍𝐎𝐔𝐍𝐒 」
She/Her
「 𝐖𝐄𝐀𝐏𝐎𝐍𝐒 」
20 Gauge Shotgun, Molotov Cocktails.
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▸ 关于我 . . . ❀︵︵ ↴
𝐀𝐏𝐏𝐄𝐀𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐂𝐄 「 𝐎𝐏𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍𝐀𝐋 」 ▸
「 𝐃𝐄𝐒𝐂𝐑𝐈𝐏𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍」
She typically wears a combination of items that make up her signature style. Her go-to outfit includes a black turtleneck, a brown leather fur jacket, fingerless gloves, bellbottoms, and Doc Martens. However, she's not limited to just that. She also enjoys wearing band shirts, cozy sweaters, and pants like bell bottoms or torn jeans. Regardless of what she's wearing, her trusty Doc Martens are always on her feet.
「 𝐇𝐄𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓 」
5'7
「 𝐁𝐈𝐑𝐓𝐇𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐊𝐒 」
None
「 𝐒𝐂𝐀𝐑𝐒 」
None
「 𝐓𝐀𝐓𝐓𝐎𝐎𝐒 」
None
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▸ 关于我 . . . ❀︵︵ ↴
𝐄𝐗𝐓𝐑𝐀 「 𝐎𝐏𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍𝐀𝐋 」 ▸
「 𝐁𝐀𝐂𝐊𝐏𝐀𝐂𝐊 」
Worn-out backpack and a gasoline can.
▸ Clothing, hygiene products, a few bottles of perfume, scrunchies, an hourglass, her journal and some mechanical pencils, a bag of pretzels, bottle of red wine, can of beans, and lastly a box full of tea packets.
「 𝐁𝐀𝐂𝐊𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐑𝐘 」
Maxine originally dropped out of college to pursue her passion for art. She had always been fascinated by creativity and self-expression, particularly through painting and experimenting with different art supplies. To support herself financially, she got a job at an art supply store. Surrounded by brushes, paints, and other art tools, she felt a strong connection to the art world. It was a place where she could meet other artists, share ideas, and learn new techniques. When the apocalypse happened, Max's artistic interests took a different turn. In the midst of chaos, she found herself strangely attracted to fire and its destructive power. Even before the apocalypse, Max had a peculiar fascination with flames.
She enjoyed experimenting with controlled fires to see how they transformed objects. It was her way of pushing the boundaries of art. Now, in the post-apocalyptic world, Max spends her time setting things on fire. She seeks out abandoned buildings and discarded items to create temporary art pieces. She watches as her creations are consumed by the flames, leaving only traces behind. For Max, fire has become a form of entertainment and self-expression. It helps her express her emotions and rebel against the harsh reality around her. In the crackling flames and billowing smoke, she finds a momentary escape from the desolate world.
「 𝐆𝐎𝐀𝐋𝐒 」
"How about setting the white house on fire? I think that'd be awesome."
「 𝐋𝐈𝐊𝐄𝐒 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐃𝐈𝐒𝐋𝐈𝐊𝐄𝐒 」
🫀She likes Black Cherries, Jasmine Tea, Red Wine, Incense sticks, Aliens, Possums, Bell Bottoms, The smell of gasoline, Setting things on fire, Perfumes with hints of vanilla, Metallica, and lastly the Smiths.
🔪 Dirt, Bugs, repetitive sounds, pushy people, and spicy foods.
「 𝐒𝐄𝐗𝐔𝐀𝐋𝐈𝐓𝐘 」
Bisexual/Demisexual
「 𝐋𝐎𝐕𝐄 𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐔𝐀𝐆𝐄 」
"Acts of service, is it?"
──────── *ೃ ୨ the end. ୧ 🕯️
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Dear Diary - 3.13.23
I used to joke that I only did pole and acro tricks at the club if I was making enough on my stage set to cover a bottle of ibuprofen.
After 5 hours, I walked with 80 bucks and a backache that absolutely was not worth it. My very mormon gymnastics coaches would probably keel over and simultaneously roll their knowing eyes to learn I'd become a stripper. Or would they say..."who again?"
Jokes on you Jen, I can still do back-walkovers. I do them over the stage ledge, landing my ankles softly onto the shoulders of whatever lucky patron I have deemed is least likely to try to touch me or think I genuinely see something in them under that red light. Then I pretzel fold myself into a short series of contortion movies and the crowd either sees god in this contorted pussy or they are so beaten down by their own day that they cannot appreciate the work that goes into folding oneself into an appetizer for their amusement at 1 dollar a song per person.
Since it was an abysmally slow night, I tried to make the most of it by trying fernet, a recommendation from every bartender under the sun. I have tried, multiple times to make good with Fernet, but no more after tonight. Drinking fernet is an uppity bartender thing and I'll not be convinced otherwise.
It's liking sucking down spruce cum only the spruce had a diet of bong rips alone. (What are you trying to prove, bartenders?!)
But, sometimes my shift is slow enough for my to question my reality and try fernet again. A shift so slow that I feel safe to subject the audience to my fantasy set.
Underground by David Bowie, 5:57
Star Wars - Cantina Band - Epic Version by Alala, 2:24
Never Ending Story by Limahl, 3:30
All of these songs are on Spotify. You're welcome.
The fantasy set is not a smattering of randomly selected pieces. Each song is plucked from a movie popularized about 10 years before I'd discover them. (My taste in film/music was delayed due to my growing up poor and only having access to what my dad deemed was good entertainment...i.e. his childhood movies).
Underground, from Labyrinth, one of my all-time favorite films. It has everything. A dry humored British worm, handling life in the labyrinth in the most British way humanly possible. Oh, lost a baby have we? Come squeeze your gargantuan human lady body into my worm-house and hang with my worm family. Drink some tea.
Then we've got Hoggle, who is so rough and tumble until bribed with the correct accessories - arguably the most relatable character in the film. Knows the monarch is a sadistic prick, doesn't want to tangle with said monarch for obvious reasons, does not want to hang out with a whiny human girl, tired of walking, understands that faeries are bad news. Hoggle gets it.
Here is where I acknowledge that Sarah exists. And that's about the nicest thing I have to say about her.
Toby, the baby. Excellent acting for a baby. Smiled a lot, that can't have been easy to manage seeing as though he was surrounded by Henson Goblin puppets and those things were horrifyingly ugly.
Then - the bulge himself. Bowie.
To be clear, Bowie in Labyrinth was not my sexual awakening. In a cruel twist of fate, that prize goes to Will Smith in Independence Day (I hate aliens and anything alien related, but this is a story for another time). But Bowie was a close second. The androgynous look of the Goblin King spoke to me in a way that confused me at the time. I liked him because he was simultaneously masc and femme. To this day, when I see anybody dressed as the Goblin King or a man who is comfortable being femme, I am turned on. I am here for it. Eyeliner? Yes. Shiny pants? Absolutely yes. The mullet? Please dear god let my half white trash roots have their dream.
Honorable mention to Bluto. You are so cute. I know you do not actually exist but if you did, I would send you fan mail. You precious gift to this world. I'm sorry those Napoleon complex goblins bullied you. You deserved better.
My unending devotion to Labyrinth aside - the song Underground happens to be 5:57. This is far too long for a strip club song, ideally you want to aim for the 3-4 minute mark. And, ideally, you want to choose songs that...are sexy. But lucky for me, I have a day job and really work that Manic Pixie Dream Girl angle so people lose their shit when I pull crap like this. People pay me for my whimsy, not just my ass and titties. Anyway it's basically a 6 minute song, which I chose on purpose.
For one thing, the intro takes 19 seconds to welcome Bowie's unmistakeable voice. The song is familiar enough to enough people, without being overplayed or "rediscovered" to where they always stop for a second, letting the memory register. You can tell who loves Labyrinth by who cheers first, and who has merely seen it more than they care to confess by the time it hits them during the chorus at 0:54, at which point they no knowingly as if they knew all along (posers). The song itself is jaunty, and while you may think it's hard to make it sexy, it's got a decent flow that allows for a variety of dance styles that are fun and less physically demanding. The length of the song allows for the girl ahead of me, who is leaving the stage, to gather her tips and me to bop my hips to Bowie's words, by which point people tend to pay attention to some degree. The length of the song ALSO allows me to justify my next choice, sitting in at 2:24 - too short for a strip club song.
Star Wars- Cantina Band - Epic Version by Alala is hands down the best remake of any of the Star Wars songs.
Curiously, the song begins with what we would recognize as the Finale (and yes, I listened to two of the original Star Wars soundtracks, both New Hope and The Empire Strikes Back to verify this). The Finale builds dramatically, full symphony. Again, the customers at the strip club are forced to pay attention - how could they not? There are many things they expect from their night, many things that will leave their expectations unfulfilled but THIS is my gift to them. You may not hold my tits sir, but you may have this ludicrous story to tell to all your friends.
Anyway - the song slips into the famous Cantina Band, a saucy, dance version of it that you can't help but bop to. A repeat of the Cantina band hits, a scoshe faster, bolder before a sudden but tactful fade into the finale. I'm not even that big of a Star Wars person, but the mix is brilliant, and it makes me smile. Therefore it lives on the fantasy set.
Having evened out my general time between songs 1 and 2, I am free to end my set in an admittedly less impactful, but still deserving song - The Neverending Story.
Re-popularized in recent years by Stranger Things, I gift my unsuspecting crowd another memory. I use the legato notes to shift into poses on the pole, so as Limahl blissfully breaks into "Neverending Storyyyyyyyy" I am shifting into whatever move it is where I hinge my right knee and hang stretched below it. I can achieve a number of shapes here, and transition into my superman. A move that is marvelously difficult and painful to hold and yet NOBODY ever is impressed. Please understand, you hold your body weight horizontally across the pole by your thighs alone, you hand does jack shit.
The set may sound ridiculous to you, and frankly, it is. But sometimes, you go to work after working your full-time day job, and you walk away with $80 bucks in your pocket and you have to carve out a win for yourself with something just a little absurd.
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And with that, Rick makes the bold move to jump through that iconic swirling green vortex that always feels a bit like fluid when crossing its barrier. As they pass the threshold and land on the other side, there was in fact, the ice rink/arcade that he promised.
In the background, there's the sounds of alien children screaming in an incoherent language drowned out by some pop music with a twist of techno to it. There's the unmistakable smell of pizza at one of the vendors, pretzels at another. There's hotdogs, cookies, muffins, french fries, cotton candy, caramel apples, plus a spread of alien foods further down the line of vendors. There is, without a doubt, something for everyone here.
A neon sign sits at the opposite end of the rink, flashing brightly and indicating where the arcade is, plus laser tag.
Rick makes his way to an unoccupied bench at the food court, gently placing the woman in the seat next to him.
"Alright Miss Kitty," Rick says, producing a tiny, perfectly mouse sized bottle, clearly labeled with the word 'GROW' on it.
"It's all on you now. Whenever you're ready."
Even without her being a mouse, the idea he proposes sounds completely foreign to her. Her upbringing itself was quite isolated and stringent and anything that could pertain to 'fun' was discouraged. Perhaps that was why she liked Rick and his company so much; he was exciting and new, he found ways around rules without care for most repercussions. He encouraged rambunctiousness from her, to take chances. Not to mention the avenues of experience he had shown her.
Kitty bounces on her heels excitedly. ❛ Fantastic! ❜ She then moves to his shoulder and perches there happily. She holds firmly to his collar and to his lab coat, wanting to keep her position firmly and safely. Her head tilts as he explains the development of the potions. She nods in understanding. Yes. This sounds much better. And the warnings to when she should shrink would be most helpful.
His inquiry is met with a soft laugh and Kitty shakes her head. ❛ No, no. I figured I would be ill prepared no matter what would happen. I have my purse on me and my own excitement. I felt that was all that was necessary.❜
The mouse's feet flutter in eager kicks against his shoulder. The gesture is light enough that it shouldn't hurt. She is 4 inches tall, after all. ❛ I need nothing except your company, I think. Unless you posit otherwise. ❜
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Hopeful Part 4
A/N: This part is shorter so I'll be posting two parts today instead of one.
Pairing: Peter Parker x Stark!Avenger!Reader
Warnings: death, grief, disappearance (side note: these warnings are for the series as a whole)
Tony blasts a hole in the ship, and the alien was sucked through it. Pete manages to get Strange back through the hole before it's patched up with the nanotech in Tony's suit. After saving the wizard as Tony called him, he says, "We have to turn this around now, Stark."
"Oh, I'm sorry. Who just saved your magical ass. I'm not turning it around after you got us stuck on a flying donut in the middle of space. I tried to bench you, and you didn't listen." Tony angrily tells him.
"Well, unlike everyone else in your life, I don't work for you." Stephen sasses.
"Well, Doc, look where we are? We are a million miles from Earth with no backup."
"I'm backup." Peter pipes up.
"No, you're stow away. Adults are talking." Tony tells Pete.
"I'm sorry. What's the relationship here? I'm confused."
"He's my daughter's boyfriend." Tony dismisses.
"I'm Peter." Peter holds his hand out.
"Dr. Strange." He nearly snarls.
"Oh, we're using made up names. Well, I'm Spider-man." Peter says somewhat sheepishly, withdrawing his hand.
Back on Earth
You sat on the couch next to Pepper. You both had decide to watch some comedy movies to keep you from thinking of the potential danger of the world. You both settle on watching some bad Adam Sandler movies and having some crackers and pretzels. Around 10 o'clock, you fall asleep on the couch watching Grown Ups. Pepper sees you and smiles. She comes over and puts a blanket over you.
"Good night, sweetie." She whispers as she leans over and kisses the top of your head. Turning off the TV, she exits the room and turns off the light.
The next morning, you wake almost panicked. You remember everything that had happened the day before. Saddened, you rise from the couch and head to your bedroom to shower and change.
After you had gotten ready for the day, you head down to the kitchen to make yourself something to eat.
"Morning, Pep." You say as you breeze past her.
"Morning, sweetie. If you want there's some cereal or protein bars." Pepper directs you as she makes her coffee.
"What kind of cereal?" You question with suspicion.
"I think some Wheaties. Rhodey's weird, and he's the only one who has been up here." Pepper slightly giggles at the absolute disgust on your face.
"Seriously? I would rather starve. Is peanut butter and jelly?" Pepper nods and points to the cabinet with the bread and peanut butter. After you rummage through the nearly empty fridge with a million and one condiments. You found some jelly hidden behind the two open ketchup bottles.
"Pep, guess you can't have a PB and J. There's only strawberry."
"Of course there is." She disappointing sighs. The one thing in the world she's allergic to.
You start to laugh but as you do you feel something inside you.
"Pep. What's happening? I feel sick."
"What?" She looks as your hand starts turning to dust.
"Pep, tell them I love them. Please."
"No. (Y/N), you'll be fine. You'll be fine." She's weeping as she holds your disappearing figure in her arms.
"I love you, Pep. Tell them." You barely breath out as the last of you turns to dust. He won. Thanos had won.
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RANDOM SEIJOH HCs ACCORDING TO GIGI
a/n: this is a thing i cooked up between doing trig exam and ap gov review akdsjfldskfj
IM PRETTY SURE I ALREADY USED THIS GIF BUT IM WANTING TO RE-DO MY ENTIRE PAGE AND MAKING BANNERS SO THIS IS A TEMPORARY THING AJDJDJJD ALSO I DONT KNOW HOW TO DO THE KEEP READING THING ON THE APP BYE
oikawa def listens to indie music just bc he wants to feel unique and the 'iM diFfErENt fRoM oTHeR gUrLs' vibes
i FIRMLY BELIEVE IWAIZUMI HAJIME IS ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE WHO CHOMPS ON HIS ICE CREAM BC HE LIKES TO FEEL THE COLD ON HIS TEETH AKSJSKSKSK
meanwhile kunimi eats a kitkat like its pizza just CHOMP
makki caNNOT sleep without a pillow between his thighs LIKE LISTEN he has 2 sisters and they all told him its so comfortable and at first he was like,, ??,, then he tried and now cant sleep without it
bUT MATTSUN LIKES TO SLEEP WITH PILLOWS SURROUNDING HIM bc it makes him feel safe and like there are two body pillows on either side of him and hes kinda trapped in the middle aksjskdk
when kyo was younger, he was really short and although he had other pants, he loved this one pair but they were really long on him and he wore it all the time and the part of the pants that touched the ground is torn in shreds
kindaichi steps on the sofa before sitting LIKE puts one foot on the cushion then the other until hes literally standing on the couch before folding to sit with his knees up to his chest (i do this)
watari sniffs his food before eating it no matter if its something he eats all the time or something new, he still sniffs it either way
yahaba is really particular with his feet and he likes to get a really big tupperware (duh one only meant for his feet) and fill it up with warm almost boiling water and he just soaks them
oikawa has sleep paralysis and he oftens hallucinates about aliens in the corner of his room
kunimi does this thing where he makes weird noises with his mouth like sounds of his mouth opening LIKE when youre tastinf something new and you do that sound with your tongue (I DUNNO HOW TO DESCRIBE IT AJDKSKKD)
makki bends his knees just to crack his ankles
iwa sneezes a ton but he has those sneezes where theyre quiet that you dont even notice or really loudly that it just echoes throughout the gym
kyo sleeps with one sock on bc his feet gets cold easily but both socks make him feel really hot so only one sock is perfect
for a tall and hunk of a guy, mattsun is a very light walker like his footsteps are very light and if he wants to, it can be practically silent
watari actually hates vegetables ajssksksk he particularly hates zucchini, eggplants, any vegetables that are that shape
kindaichi likes to stick or lean against walls because to him, they feel cold and can decrease his body heat
oikawa stands and places his feet at V position like \/ instead of ll because his sister did ballet and he was taught that was the right way of standing and it was considered graceful
yahaba has a fear of cactuses
mattsun does so badly in the heat because his body temp runs so high and the hot surroundings make him feel so uncomfortable and so he takes a lot of cold showers
iwa cannot swim like he freaks out immediately when his toetips can no longer feel the bottom and he panics with thoughts of drowning
watari has really small feet that he still buys big kids shoes to save money
kyotani considered playing baseball because he thought baseball bats were cool but he got angry and threw tantrum after missing his first pitch
iwa chomps on a whole raw chili while eating ramen akskksks
oikawa actually hates sweets bc when he was younger, he had cavities and iwa showed him a cartoon of cavities eating his teeth and will make him toothless
kindaichi really really likes hugs but hes too awkward to ask them even from his parents
yahaba chomps on mints so he goes through boxes of them in a week
i feel like theres a boy in the team who doesnt brush their teeth everyday and rubs a towel on their teeth to make it look clean and take mints to hide their bad breath
iwaizumi is actually iron deficient so he bruises super super fast and he even developed iron defiency anemia when he was younger bc his parents didnt catch on which caused him to be put on strong medication for months and still takes it now
WAIT,, OIKAWA IS LACTOSE INTOLERANT BUT HE LIKES MILK SO HE EATS MILK BREAD TO MAKE HIM FEEL NOT SO BAD OR GUILTY OF CONSUMING STRAIGHT DAIRY
seijoh four bonding time is watching gordom ramsey shows and yelling and screaming 'YEA! EXACTLY!' as if theyre also cooking genuises
watari used to eat grapes all the time until his mom got worried and told him if he doesnt stop, he will eventually turn into one. he only eats it every few weeks
when he was younger, kunimi cried because he had befriended a chicken on a trip to a farm and his mom took him to eat fried chicken after and he thought it was Chicky (his chicken friend :"))
kyotani used to stick out his tongue when it was raining so he could taste the raindrops. they taste better than bottled water
one time, during a seijoh sleepover, they dared oikawa to wear his sisters old uniform, skirt and all, and it backfired so everyone turned red and couldnt look at him in the face
their pregame ritual is touching each other's shoe tips
they tried doing yoga at yahaba's house before by watching yoga youtube videos but everyone ended up having to go to the chiropractor after (how did makki even turn into the human pretzel?)
the local gym gets so scared when they see the team coming through the doors bc these men are so LOUD like they HYPE EACH OTHER UP SO MUCH THEYRE SO ANNOYING AKSKSKDK
also never take them to an all you can eat sushi place. if you do, bring them earlier of the day like 30 mins after opening time so the cooks can cook enough for them without running out of ingredients (even then sometimes they still run out)
oikawa used to eat his mom's roses from her garden because he thought it would make his farts smell good like roses
takahiro is a surprisingly good artist like he draws really cool action fighting scenes in the corner of his papers and stuff
in my work: it's canon that iwa is half filo and his nanay used to dress him up in a barong all the time during halloween bc she wanted him to showcase his heritage
yahaba drinks a lot of milk because he hopes to one day grow strong and bulky like the 3rd years instead of being seen as a pretty boy
kindaichi's mom is a hairstylist and she always scolds him for using a lot of gel bc she's always the one who washes his hair
makki never learned how to do taxes and hes had the government knocking on his door a handful of times (BOKUTO AKKDJSKKS)
kyo has a dog: a chiweenie
there's someone on the team who wears those socks with individual pockets for toes
their pinterest is so different from what they look like for example, mattsun has a board of different flower decorations and arrangements
kunimi throws up during intense horror movies
watari's celeb crush is emma watson
the team alternates from different music genres like from ateez and bts to mxmtoon and beach bunny
they still dont know how to pronounce camila cabello's name
theyre all active in social media but only oikawa is on it 24/7 and in all platforms while the others have insta and snap
mattsun has twins as little siblings and he used to get them mixed up all the time that he used to draw a sharpie dot on the girl's forehead to determine she was his sister
watari hates sitting on the floor bc his butt bone hurts really easily so he can only sit on cushions for long periods of time
the team was supposed to have a party but everyone didnt know what to bring so they proved they shared the same braincell by bringing the same thing: a box of pizza
makki's an old soul and prefers to play records on a record player or watch old movies
kyo is surprisingly good at giving massages because he really pushed hard on those tense muscles
kindaichi knows how to crack necks so everyone goes to him a lot to do it (a friend of mine does this and can i say its terrifying yet so good?)
the only one who has a license is matsukawa and thats because granny needs to go to the doctor a lot and he hates her walking by herself and cabs are expensive
kyotani and yahaba are actually,,, lowkey close,,, not like best friends but theyre nice to each other and they got a stick and poke together (yahaba's was: :) while kyo's was: >:))
watari has a collection of mangas (some bl maybe 👀)
WARNING SAD: mattsun’s future job is a funeral person right? he ends up taking care of granny’s funeral free of charge and he had to take a week off because it was really painful for him
oikawa learned spanish SUPER fast to the point he forgets japanese sometimes but there are moments where he forgets both languages and hes just,,,, ???
makki’s unemployed yea but he rooms with mattsun in exchange of cooking because makki’s surprisingly good at cooking
iwa is practically the nutritionist of the team because he knows everything about proteins, carbs, iron, and needed vitamins so they all go to him to know what to eat and what they need
kunimi has lots and lots of shoes but usually only wears 2
kindaichi has a habit of pretending hes chewing gum even though he doesnt have gum, his mouth just chomps and moves with air akasldfjkf
there was a clown phenomenon in america but in their city, they had a mascots and seijoh 4 went around scaring kids :”(
oikawa never manspreads he gets too insecure to spread out like that akdjfkd
kyotani can easily sleep anywhere like he would be standing and just fall asleep or he sleeps with his eyes open
yahaba’s parents own a restaurant somewhere in the city and he works there sometimes
IM REALLY GOING TOO MUCH ABOUT THIS YALL AKSDJFKL
SORRY IM WRITING TOO MUCH I FEEL BAD THAT I HAVENT UPDATED BUT IM IN A CAR RIDE RN AND I WAS ABLE TO WRITE AGAIN AND MY EXAMS HAVE FINISHED THIS WEEK IMMA CRY
PLEASE, FEEL FREE TO REPLY WITH ANY OTHER HCS YOU GUYS KNOW OF SO I CAN PUT IT IN HERE AND CREDIT YOU WITH IT SO WE CAN HAVE LIKE A HCS BOOK FROM EVERYONE BUT THIS IS WHAT I STARTED WITH
oikawa screams a lot according to gigi but he’s actually a really quiet guy and not easy to scare
OKAY YOU GUYS DONT KILL ME I SWEAR IVE BEEN SO TERRIBLE AT WRITING BUT YOU KNOW WHO TURNED ONE TODAY? THIS PAGE!!! MY BABY IS ONE ALREADY 😭😭😭 ANYWAYS, HOPE THIS CAN MAKE YOU GUYS SMILE TODAY AND SCHOOL ENDS NEXT WEEK AND IM ALREADY AT 132 DRAFTS AMSJKSDKSK SO OH MY GOD THERES GOING TO BE SO MUCH COMING AND IM SO EXCITED TO GET THEM OUT 😩😩
#haikyuu#haikyuu!!#haikyuu imagines#haikyuu!! imagines#haikyuu x reader#haikyuu!! x reader#haikyuu headcanons#haikyuu!! headcanons#aoba johsai#aoba johsai x reader#aoba josai#aoba josai scenarios#seijoh#aoba josai imagines#aoba johsai imagines#seijoh imagines#seijoh manager#haikyuu manager#haikyuu!! manager#aoba josai manager#aoba johsai manager#seijoh x reader#aoba josai headcanons#aoba johsai headcanons#seijoh headcanons#haikyuu fluff#haikyuu!! fluff#seijoh fluff#aoba johsai fluff#aoba josai fluff
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A complete, very long list of all GBoard-combinable emojis because I can't find one anywhere.
Ok so for those who haven't seen my stuff (or have only seen my Bionicle posts), I sometimes emoji mashup redraws, with the recent fourth one using GBoard-based fusions. Frustratingly, there's no actual list of fusion-compatible emojis, so I'll attempt to compile them, in a list below the "Read More" thing:
Green/▢ = compatible with fusion Blue/△ = only works with certain emojis Red/◯ = not compatible with fusion
Also, since other people's terms for specific emojis might not match up with mine, I recommend using CTRL+F and then doing this to find the specific emoji you're looking for. This list is in the order presented in GBoard's Emoji menu. Some of them will be generic unicode symbols, I don't know how to change that, sorry for the inconvenience. Also, I won't aknowledge multi-category Emoji.
Smileys and Emoticons
😀Open-mouthed smile▢
😃Wide-eyed smile▢
😄Closed-eyed smile▢
😁Closed-eyed grin▢
😆Laughing▢
😅Sweating smile▢
😂Cry-laughing▢
🤣Cry-ROFLing▢
😭Crying▢
😗Kissing▢
😙Kissing, closed eyes▢
😚Kissing, blushing▢
😘Kissing, winking w/ heart▢
🥰Surrounded by hearts▢
😍Heart-eyes▢
🤩Star-eyes▢
🥳Noisemaker and party-hat▢
🤗Hugging▢
🙃Upside-down▢
🙂Smile▢
☺Blushing, smiling▢
😊Blushing▢
😏Looking off to the side▢
😌Relieved▢
😉Winking▢
🤭Hand over mouth▢
😶Nightmare fuel Mouthless▢
😐Neutral▢
😑-_-▢
😔Pensive▢
😋Licking lips▢
😛Tongue out▢
😝Tongue out, eyes closed▢
😜Tongue out, winking▢
🤪Tongue out, wide-eyed▢
🤔Hmmm▢
🤨Suspicious▢
🧐Monocle▢
🙄Rolling eyes▢
😒Unamused▢
😤Snorting▢
😠Angry▢
😡Angry, red▢
🤬Swearing▢
☹Frown▢
🙁Frown but less▢
😕Confused▢
😟Distraught▢
🥺Pleading▢
��AWOOGA Flushed▢
😬Yikes▢
🤐Zip▢
🤫Shushing▢
😰Distraught, sweating▢
😧Distraught, shocked▢
😦Distraught, neutral▢
😮Open mouth▢
😯Open mouth, surprised▢
😲Shocked▢
😱Horrified▢
🤯Your head asplode Mind blown▢
😢Crying, single tear▢
😥Crying, less sad▢
😓Sweating▢
😞Dissapointed▢
😖Pained▢
😣Persevering▢
😩Weary▢
😫Tired▢
🤤Drooling▢
😴Sleeping▢
😪Sleeping but different?▢
🌛Left-facing moon▢
🌜Right-facing moon▢
🌚New moon face◯
🌝Full moon face◯
🌞The sun▢
🤢Queasy▢
🤮Vomiting▢
🤧Sneezing▢
🤒Unwell▢
🤕Bandaged▢
🥴Drunk▢
😵Dizzy▢
🥵Hot▢
🥶Cold▢
😷Masked up▢
😇Angel▢
🤠yee haw▢
🤑Money-tongue▢
😎Cool▢
🤓Nerd▢
🤥Lying▢
🤡Clown▢
👻Ghost▢
💩Poop▢
👽Ayy lmao Alien▢
🤖Robot▢
🎃Jack-o-Lantern▢
😈Demon 1▢
👿Demon 2▢
👹Oni◯
👺Tengu◯
☠Skull and crossbones▢
🔥Fire▢
💫Star with trail▢
⭐Star▢
🌟Star with bits▢
✨Stars▢
⚡Lightning◯
💥Explosion◯
💯100△
💢Anime anger symbol◯
💨Steam▢
💦Sweat Droplets▢
💤Zzz▢
🕳Hole▢
🎉Party popper▢
🎊Confetti ball▢
😺😸😹😻😼😽🙀😿😾Literally all the "cat in different emotions" emojis▢
❤🧡💛💚💙💜🖤Literally all the coloured hearts△
♥Heart suit▢
💘Heart with arrow▢
💝Heart with ribbon▢
💖Shiny heart▢
💗Growing heart▢
💓Beating heart▢
💞Swirling hearts▢
💕Two hearts▢
💌Love letter▢
💟Heart in square▢
❣Heart exclamation mark▢
💔Broken heart▢
💋Kiss▢
👥Two silhouettes◯
👤Silhouette◯
🗣Talking silhouette◯
👣Footprints◯
🧠Brain◯
🦠Microbe▢
🦷Tooth◯
🦴Bone◯
💀Skull▢
👀Eyes◯
👁Eye▢
👄Lips◯
👅Tongue◯
👃👂🦶🦵💪👍👎👏🙌👐Every other body part and hand gesture, seriously this isn't even all of them◯
People
Seriously, I don't know why none of the people-category emojis are Fusion-compatible. Let's just move on.◯
Animals and Nature
💐Bunch of flowers▢
🌹Rose▢
🥀Wilted rose◯
🌷Tulip▢
🌺Hibiscus flower◯
🌸Cherry blossom▢
🏵Rosette◯
🌻Sunflower◯
🌼Daisy▢
💮White flower◯
🍂Falling leaves◯
🍁Maple leaf◯
🌾Rice plants◯
🌱Seedling◯
🌿Herb◯
🍃Falling leaves again◯
☘3-leaf clover◯
🍀4-leaf clover◯
🌵Cactus▢
🌴Palm tree◯
🌳Deciduous tree◯
🌲Coniferous tree▢
🏞National park◯
⛰Mountain◯
🌊Wave◯
🌬Wind◯
🌀Tornado symbol◯
🌁Foggy scene◯
🌫Fog▢
🌪Tornado▢
☃Snowman (with snow)▢
⛄Snowman (without snow)▢
❄Snowflake
🏔Mountain with snow◯
🌡Thermometer◯
🌋Volcano◯
🏜Desert◯
🏝Desert island◯
🏖Beach◯
🌅Sunrise/set (water)◯
🌄Sunrise/set (mountains)◯
☀Sun▢
🌤Sun with cloud◯
⛅Sun and cloud◯
🌥Cloud with sun◯
🌦Sun and cloud with rain◯
☁Cloud▢
🌨Snowcloud◯
⛈Stormcloud◯
🌩Thundercloud◯
🌧Raincloud◯
💧Drop◯
☔Umbrella with rain◯
🌈Rainbow▢
✨Sparkles▢
🌙Crescent Moon◯
☄Comet◯
🌠Shooting star▢
🌌Milky Way◯
🌉Bridge◯
🌆City in the evening▢
🌃City at night▢
🌍🌏🌎Earth▢
🌑🌒🌓🌔🌕🌖🌗🌘The moon◯
🙈🙉🙊🐵Monkeys, wise or not▢
🦁Lion face▢
🐯Tiger face◯
🐱Cat face▢
🐶Dog face◯
🐺Wolf face◯
🐻Bear face▢
🐨Koala face▢
🐼Panda face▢
🐹Hamster face◯
🐭Mouse face◯
🐰Rabbit face▢
🦊Fox face◯
🦝Raccoon face◯
🐮Cow face◯
🐷Pig face▢
🐽Pig nose▢
🐗Boar head◯
🦓Zebra head◯
🦄Unicorn head▢
🐴Horse head◯
🐸Frog face◯
🐲Dragon head◯
🦎Lizard◯
🐉Dragon◯
🦖T-Rex◯
🦕Diplodocus◯
🐢Turtle▢
🐊Crocodile◯
🐍Snake◯
🐁Mouse▢
🐀Rat◯
🐇Rabbit▢
🐈Cat▢
🐩Poodle◯
🐕Dog◯
🐅Tiger◯
🐆Leopard◯
🐎Horse◯
🐖Pig▢
🐄Cow◯
🐂Bull◯
🐃Water buffalo◯
🐏Ram◯
🐑Sheep◯
🐐Goat▢
🦌Deer▢
🦙Llama▢
🦘Kangaroo◯
🐘Elephant◯
🦏Rhinoceros◯
🦛Hippopotamus◯
🦒Giraffe◯
🐒Monkey▢
🦍Gorilla◯
🐪🐫Camels◯
🐿Squirrel (why does the squirrel of all things have a Unicode symbol?)◯
🦡Badger◯
🦔Hedgehog▢
🦇Bat▢
🐓Cockerel/rooster◯
🐔Chicken◯
🐣🐥🐤Chicks◯
🐦Bird▢
🦉Owl▢
🦅Eagle◯
🦜Parrot◯
🕊Dove◯
🦢Swan◯
🦚Peacock◯
🦃Turkey◯
🦆Duck◯
🐧Penguin◯
🦈Shark◯
🐬Dolphin◯
🐋🐳Whales◯
🐟Fish▢
🐠Tropical fish◯
🐡Pufferfish◯
🦐Prawn◯
🦞Lobster◯
🦀Crab◯
🦑Squid◯
🐙Octopus▢
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🕷Spider▢
🕸Spiderweb◯
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🐌Snail▢
🐜Ant◯
🦗Grasshopper◯
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🐝Bee▢
🐞Ladybird◯
🦋Butterfly◯
🐛"Bug" yeah sure ok◯
🐾Pawprints◯
Food and Drink
🍓Strawberry▢
🍒Cherry◯
🍎Red apple◯
🍉Watermelon◯
🍑Peach◯
🍊Orange◯
🥭Mango◯
🍍Pineapple▢
🍌Banana◯
🍋Lemon▢
🍈Melon◯
🍏Green apple◯
🍐Pear◯
🥝Kiwi◯
🍇Grapes◯
🥥Coconut◯
🍅Tomato◯
🌶Chili▢
🍄Mushroom◯
🥕Carrot◯
🍠Sweet potato◯
🌽Corn◯
🥦Broccoli◯
🥒Cucumber◯
🥬Lettuce◯
🥑Avocado▢
🍆Aubergine◯
🥔Potato◯
🌰Nut◯
🥜Peanuts◯
🍞Bread▢
🥐Croissant◯
🥖Baguette▢
🥯Bagel◯
🥞Pancakes◯
🍳Frying pan◯
🥚Egg (somehow)◯
🧀Cheese▢
🥓Bacon◯
🥩Meat◯
🍗Chicken leg◯
🍖Anime meat◯
🍔Burger◯
🌭Hotdog▢
🥪Sandwich◯
🥨Pretzel◯
🍟Chips◯
🍕Pizza◯
🌮Taco◯
🌯Wrap◯
🥙Stuffed flatbread◯
🥘Paella◯
🍝Spaghetti◯
🥫Can◯
🥣Bowl◯
🥗Salad◯
🍲Pot of food◯
🍛Curry◯
🍜Noodles◯
🍣Sushi◯
🍤Fried prawn◯
🥡Takeaway container◯
🍚Cooked rice◯
🍱Bento◯
🥟Dumpling◯
🍢Oden◯
🍙Jelly Donut Rice ball◯
🍘Rice cracker◯
🍥Fishcake◯
🍡Dango◯
🥠Fortune cookie◯
🥮Moon cake◯
🍧Shave ice◯
🍨Ice cream◯
🍦See above◯
🥧Pie◯
🍰Cake slice◯
🍮Custard mate what kinda custard have you been eating, this is clearly a créme caramel◯
🎂Birthday cake▢
🧁Cupcake▢
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🍬Boiled sweet◯
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🍼Baby bottle◯
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🍷Red red wine◯
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🍽Plate▢
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🛑🎡Everything from the stop sign to Ferris wheel◯
🎠Merry-go-round horse▢
🎪🏕Everything from circus tent to campsite◯
🌇City at sunset yes I'm surprised as you are▢
🛤Train tracks◯
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🗺Map◯
🗾Japan is an island by the sea filled with volcanoes and it's beautifuul!◯
🌐Globe with meridian lines▢
💺Plane seat◯
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🎈Balloon▢
🎀Bow◯
🎁Present◯
🎇Sparkler◯
🎆Fireworks◯
🧨Dynamite Firecracker◯
🧧Red envelope◯
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🎏Fish streamers◯
🎎Japanese dolls (that's what the emoji's called, don't @ me with the actual name for them)◯
🎑Moon viewing ceremony◯
🎍Pine decoration◯
🎋Tanabata◯
🎄Christmas tree▢
🎗Ribbon△
🥇🥈🥉🏅🎖Medals◯
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📣Megaphone◯
🥅Goal◯
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🥌Curling stone◯
🛷Rosebud Sled◯
🎿Ski◯
⛸Skate◯
⛳Golf-hole◯
🎯Target◯
🏹Bow◯
🥏Frisbee◯
🎣Fishing rod▢
🎽Running shirt◯
🥋Martial arts uniform◯
🥊Boxing glove◯
🎱8-ball◯
🏓Ping-pong◯
🎳Bowling◯
♟Chess◯
🧩Puzzle piece◯
🎮Controller◯
🕹Joystick◯
👾Videogame alien◯
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🎲Dice◯
🎰Slot machine◯
🎴Flower playing card◯
🀄Mahjong tile◯
🃏Joker◯
🎩Top hat◯
📷📸Camera◯
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🖌Paintbrush◯
🖍Crayon◯
🧵String◯
🧶Wool◯
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🎷🎺🎸🎻🥁Instruments◯
🎤Mic◯
🎧Headphones▢
🎚🎛🎙📻Assorted audio stuff◯
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📼VHS◯
📹Camcorder◯
📽Projector◯
🎥Film camera◯
🎞Film◯
🎬Clapperboard◯
🎭Comedy and tragedy masks◯
🎫🎟Tickets◯
Objects
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🧸Teddy bear▢
🧷🧢Everything from safety pin to baseball cap◯
👑Crown▢
🎒💍Everything from backpack to ring◯
💎Diamond▢
💄👓Everything from lipstick to glasses◯
🕶Sunglasses▢
🥽📁Everything from goggles to folder◯
🕶Newspaper▢
🗞🔎Everything from rolled-up newspaper to right-pointing magnifying glass◯
🔮Crystal ball▢
🧿🔓Everything from Nazar amulet to open lock◯
Symbols
There are no compatible non-repeated Emoji here.◯
Flags
Aaaaand none here either.◯
Feel free to let me know if I got anything wrong.
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Atispaus - Ep. 04 [A different planet]
Aso, with blue hair, chatted with Se-eun from time to time until the end of the last train.
Se-eun, who was unable to concentrate on the conversation because she often served customers who came to buy pretzels or coffee, was silently listening to Aso.
He may have been more precise that he didn't say anything, as he didn't know what to say.
Se-eun, who had finally finished cleaning and final settlement, lowered the shutter and opened her mouth.
"So you mean you're from another planet... what?"
“Atispaus.”
Aso, who was sitting cross-legged on the bench next to the shutter, answered.
“Yeah, right. Atispaus. So, you're saying that you came from a different planet, not Earth, by a train called Atispaus, but you can't go because the Crown called Blue A78 can't reach you right now? A crown is like a station attendant who connects the train with the person holding the ticket. Originally, if you put a ticket on the railroad track and call it, platform 15 appears at Seoul Station and the train arrives at any time. Am I understanding correctly?”
“Yeah, right, right.”
Aso nodded his light blue hair vigorously.
“And what I saw at that flashy time was Platform 15. Is that right?”
“Yeah, that’s correct. You are a very smart Earthling. The people I met up until this point did not understand half of what I was saying. Even if I said it, they wouldn’t believe it, so I was just about to shut up.”
“Water and glass, flowers and butterflies, and the wind blowing, I saw that strange platform No. 15 because I was the tropha you were talking about.”
“Because it is. It's a place only people with a ticket can enter. But seeing that you also went in with me, you are clearly a Tropa. The Earthlings who were chosen to go to the planet we call Tropha.”
Se-eun, who had been thinking about Aso's words as he walked back and forth in front of the bench where he was sitting, tilted his head.
“If everything you say is true, why am I? How did I become a Tropha?”
“I don’t even know which Earthlings are chosen as Tropha. So, I don’t even know why you became a Tropha.”
“Then what do Earthlings like me do when they go to the planet? Can you come back to Earth? Are you just carrying something like an oxygen bottle?”
Se-eun asked seriously as she sat on the bench next to Aso.
“Of course, you can go back and forth between Earth and the planet at any time. Of course you don't need an oxygen tank. But I can't tell you about the planets right now. If you're a Tropha, you'll see it for yourself sooner or later, otherwise you won't believe it even if I explain the planet in detail. Like I said, no one believes without seeing it.”
“Ah… Yes…? Who would believe it straight away if it weren't for the falcon...”
Se-eun believes Aso's story and doesn't believe it.
Are Aso's words true?
Really, what did I see?
Glass, water, flowers and butterflies.
But wasn't it just a welcome?
What is blue, blue is just blue.
No, no. Aso read my thoughts.
That's really weird.
Is this the kind of alien Junhoo talks about every day?
Could the lake monster live in the blue water I saw yesterday?
“Think about it. You must have gotten a ticket from Blue too. Have you received anything from someone recently?”
Se-eun traced her memory to Aso's question, but only his head hurt.
“No, I don’t think I am. These days, I haven’t had a chance to meet new people in particular because I only go home and part-time every day.”
Se-eun shook his complex head and spoke.
“Maybe it was just a glimpse into my eyes as something like a system error.”
"Well… That wouldn't be possible...”
“And I never thought of going to another planet. I just like it now.”
Se-eun, who had decided not to understand the absurd situation any longer, said to herself as if promising.
“Okay? Uh... Anyway, thanks for listening. I'll have to go find Blue. Now i have to go back Because the planet is my home.”
Aso, with a disappointed expression on his face, got up from his seat helplessly and brushed off his ass.
“But Se-eun, the melody you thought of when you closed the shutter earlier. That was great.”
Platform 15.
The title of the melody that Se-eun hummed in her mind as she closed was Platform 15.
I expressed the dreamy image of Platform 15 I saw yesterday and the mysterious and beautiful feeling of being in a dream.
At Aso's praise, the corners of Se-eun's lips rose slightly.
“Aso!”
Se-eun called Aso, who was trudging to somewhere, leaving a bitter smile.
“Aso, wait a minute.”
Se-eun ran closer to Aso and said.
“We’ll find it together.”
"Really?"
“Yeah, you helped me a lot today. I want to help you too.”
A childlike smile spread across Aso's face.
“Tell me about your impressions. That blue crown you spoke of.”
“Oh, blue? Well… Once your hair is long , the glasses are a bit peculiar, so if you look at them, you'll recognize them right away. My glasses are angled like this...”
Aso explained, drawing the frame of her angled glasses in front of her face.
At that moment, a picture of yesterday's customer and today's policeman came to Se-eun's head.
“Are you wearing a suit by any chance? Wearing a shiny watch?”
Se-eun asked with a white face.
"Huh? Did you see the blue watch? It's like Crown's ID. If the watch was impressive, the blue is for sure.”
“Aso. He said he was going to get me a ticket.”
“Okay? Also! You're a Tropa right! Thank God. Can I tell you about the planets now? But what do your tickets look like? Each person on Earth has a different ticket.”
“No, but…”
Se-eun couldn't speak any more.
“Se-eun, why are you suddenly looking like this?”
“The person you are looking for was found this morning…”
“Really? So where is Blue now? Thank God. I no longer have to worry about becoming a space child.”
“Ah…”
Se-eun, who was hesitant as she looked at Aso excitedly, not knowing how to speak out, carefully placed her hand on Aso's shoulder and slowly opened her mouth.
“Aso, that person is… dead.”
Love, Violet Flower.
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Bodyguard (Part 2)
Summary: Reader works with the Avengers as a research Biologist, and receives a worrying text from a toxic ex boyfriend. Loki enlists himself in watching out for reader, and fluff ensues.
Words: 3235
Warnings: mentions of toxic ex / fluff / alcohol
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When you awoke from your restless sleep, you made your way into the kitchen that poured into the common area. From down the hall you could hear some sort of commotion, though it was hard to tell if it was based in anger or passion. As you rounded the corner, everyone abruptly became silent.
You went to relieve the tension, “morning…”.
Tony looked at you wide eyed. “Why didn’t you tell us! Not that we’re caught off guard of course, but it would have been good to know!”
“What are you talking about?”
Loki chimed in, his eyes gentle, “I may have mentioned to the team that you were having a problem with your ex. And they may have made the point that you shouldn’t feel unsafe on the compound.”
Ahh. So that was it.
“Listen, not that my ex is anyone’s business, but I think I’ll be fine. What were you even yelling about anyway? There’s nothing more to this than a text message”.
Bucky looked at you a tad surprised, “Doll, the guy said he’d meet you here on the compound. That doesn’t nauseate you at all?”
You thought about what he said, and the team could see you go from nonchalant about your situation to looking sick. “Oh fuck, you don’t think he’d actually try to get in here? I mean, we have security. And you’re the Avengers for god’s sake. He can’t just waltz in here as he pleases … can he?"
Loki made his way over to you, taking your hand and moving you to the couch where you both sat down. “Love, there is no realistic way for this man, or any man, to gain access to our property without us knowing about it. We were talking about maybe putting a system in place where someone is always with you, so that you do not have to repeat that uncertainty you had last night in the research building”.
You considered what your friend was saying, and looked up to see the rest of your friends and colleagues seeming more concerned than usual. It seemed a domestic interference warranted more creased eyebrows than an alien invasion.
“I hear what you’re saying. To be fair what scared me last night was you, Loki, but I appreciate the sentiment. Maybe you guys are right. But the last thing I want is for all my friends to see me as some helpless person who can’t defend themselves.”
“(Y/N), everyone in this room knows that you could kick our asses any day of the week. We just want to put your mind at ease while this issue passes”, Steve made a good point.
“I mean, it would be nice to have someone around during those late nights in the library. Maybe this could be useful. This might just help me get over some procrastination. Alright, I’m in. I’m not happy that this is how I’m getting more one on one time with my friends, but I’ll take it”.
The room was thankful, and you all embraced. What could go wrong?
~~~
“(Y/N)? ARE YOU SURE YOU NEED THIS BOOK FROM ALL THE WAY UP HERE?”
Bucky was getting on your last nerve. You weren’t sure what was so difficult for the man to understand. You told him that you need this book, somehow he knew where it physically was in the library, but didn’t listen to you when you clarified that there was also a free PDF online. It didn’t even register in Bucky’s brain what you had said, the man probably didn’t know what a PDF was. But there you were, staring up at him while he balanced at the very top of a 13 foot ladder. In his left hand was the book, and in the right, he was failing to hold the ladder.
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“I’m going to need a new research partner. I broke this one” you explained to everyone while you all stood around Bucky watching Sam sign his cast.
You looked at Loki, who seemed to be stifling a laugh. “The Winter Soldier seems to have an issue with having arms. James, you only have 1 flesh arm, one. And you have broken it. What are the odds there exactly?”
“Not sure but I know the odds of me kicking your ass are getting higher every second we sit here”. Bucky turned to you, “Doll, I’m sorry I couldn’t help you with that book. I know you had something like a PDF or whatever, but I also know you like the smell of books so I thought maybe I could get that one down for you. Guess not”.
You smiled at him, why did he know about that? You must have mentioned it without thought at some point. You glanced at Loki, who was looking uncomfortable. You sent him a questioning look, and he spoke.
“Darling, I think it would be best if I were to help you this time. I understand we were going in a circle to divvy up each others time, but I am enlisting myself as your next companion”. Hm. Well, you couldn’t complain. This was his idea anyhow, and he seems to want to prove himself, to you? To the team? You weren’t sure, but his attitude is coming off quite persistent.
“Sounds good to me. But I can’t wait around, I have a proposal I need to finish by midnight tonight and thanks to this broken arm, I’m about 7 pages behind schedule. Meet me in the library in a half hour. And bring snacks. I work until I’m done”.
“As you wish”. And with that you went back to the research building, leaving Loki with the rest.
“Well, you think you can handle that, Loki?” asked Sam.
“I always manage”.
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You went back to your office to gather some more paperwork and stationary before heading to the library. You looked in the bottom drawer of your desk looking for a book, when you found a bottle of red wine you forgot you had been saving. You had bought the bottle ages ago when your thesis was approved, and were saving it for after you submitted the finished paper. Since you made a big deal about finishing it by midnight now, you tucked it under your arm.
Entering the library you found Loki already sitting comfortably, with an array of snacks on the table in front of him. “You’re late”, he said with a smirk.
“You’re early”. You put down your stuff, and sat at your desk. He looked puzzled, glancing at the spot next to him. “Loki, I know you. If I even try to work beside you I know I will get next to nothing done. And don’t pout”. He smirked again, getting more comfortable. “As you wish”.
You crossed your legs, pushed up your glasses, and gained focus. You had 7 pages of information to concisely interpret. You could do this. You could totally do this super important task with an incredibly handsome and distracting audience. You looked over at him, and he looked back up at you, smiling. “Can you shut up? I’m trying to concentrate here”.
“(Y/N), I haven’t said a word”.
“I know, it’s just. I don’t know. I’m not use to working with others around.”
“What about Bucky?”
“That was different-“
“Why?”
“No – its not different its just, I’m just- I’m putting my headphones on”. You reached for them, but they weren’t on your desk. Dammit, where were they? You began to scramble, when in the corner of your eye you saw them. In Loki’s hand. You begrudgingly walked over, and he held out your headphones to you. You reached out for them, and at the last second he pulled his arm back. Causing you to fall on top of him.
“LOKI!”
“Pet, I apologize but you’re going to have to loosen up. You won’t be able to get any work done if you’re so distracted and uncomfortable”.
“I’m distracted because I have a friend here with me who just tricked me into tripping all over him”.
“I apologize. But is there anything I can do to help you focus?”
You could think of a couple things.
“I have an idea”.
“Anything, love”.
“Why don’t you put on my headphones, that way I won’t feel weird talking to myself while I work”.
“Sure, just tell me how they work”.
After teaching Loki how Bluetooth works, you began to relax and get some work done.
You walked over to get a handful of pretzels that he had brought for the two of you, remembering just how excited you were to pop open that bottle of wine you were keeping from him. If he knew you were holding out on him like this, there would be hell to pay.
Loki looked over at you, and noticed how well you were working. Usually you would notice him out of the corner of your eye and look over to smile at him, but it seemed like you were so deep in focus that you had tunnel vision for the remainder of your paper. You were talking to yourself, though he had no idea what about. He realized just how nice it was to watch someone work, you especially. You had a knack for blowing loose strands of hair from your face without much effort. Squeezing your nose to push your glasses back up so you didn’t have to stop typing or highlighting. He found you mesmerizing, and you seemed to be clueless to it. he didn’t mind. He got to watch you work without distracting you, and you got to finish your work without feeling uncomfortable. It was a win-win.
You were almost done your paper. Somehow, Loki brought a sense of calm to your efforts. Sitting pleasantly nearby, sort of as a guard for your peripheral. You were glad Bucky hadn’t worked out like this. You felt somewhat guilty that you had started this train off with someone other than Loki. Since it was his idea in the first place, and he was the one who was with you to calm you down the first time. But he was here now. And you were thankful.
“Loki?”
He looked over at you, “Yes, love?”
You reached under your desk to retrieve your wine and 2 glasses, ushering him over to you. His eyes went wide at the sight of wine, as they always did, and he gladly stepped over to you, leaning against your desk. “What is the occasion?”
What a stupid question. “Loki, thank you for being with me tonight,” you popped the bottle. “I had this saved for when I was finished paper,” you poured two glasses. “And I want to share it with you once I hit ‘submit’ on my computer”.
He smiled, “you’ve finished? Already?”
You looked at the clock. “Loki, its 11:30. We’ve been here for hours!”
He seemed surprised. He noticed how the time he had spent with you this evening went by like a blink. He was cherishing you paying this much attention to him since you had arrived hours earlier.
“I suppose we have. Submit you work darling, and we will cheers.”
You uploaded you work, and hit submit. You had finalized your paper, bringing an end to months of hard work and late nights. And now you were sharing the final moments of it with your friend. You hadn’t even had a sip of wine yet, but your cheeks were already flushed. And he seemed to notice.
You clinked your glasses, smiling at each other. You were so giddy that you were finally finished. You couldn’t help it, you wrapped your arms around Loki drinking him in after your wine. He smelled of cloves and leather, and you pressed your cheek onto his shoulder. He drank you in, subconsciously smelling your hair as he placed one hand on your neck to complete the embrace.
“Thank you, Loki, for sitting here with me. For everything.”
“Dove, I am always here with you, for you. You needn’t even ask.”
You both pulled away at the same time, looking into each others eyes. It seemed like time had stood still for just a quick moment, just for the two of you to enjoy. When suddenly,
BANG!
Loki immediately put himself in front of you, putting his drink down. You followed. “Loki, what was that?” “I’m not sure. Stay here and I will go look.”
You begrudgingly let him go, letting yourself sit down on the couch he had previously enjoyed. You were worried about what could be happening, but you were also royally pissed that the two of you had been interrupted right there and then. Really? Right now? A noise had to happen and scare the crap out of you right when something magical was about to happen? You centered yourself, and had a sip of your wine. Loki came back into the library, looking like he felt the exact same way that you did. “Nothing. No one is in this building besides us”. “Must have been a ghost” you laughed.
Loki sat beside you and draped his arm on the cushion behind you. “Are you alright?”
“Yeah, I’m fine. It was nothing like you said, so I’m not worried. Thank you for going out to look”. He nodded, picking up his glass and clinking it with yours for the second time, “perhaps we were getting too comfortable”. You looked at him. What did he mean by that? He noticed your questioning look. “That being said, there is not a moment when I am not comfortable with you, (Y/N)”. You gave yourself a moment to feel quant in the silence that fell, but not for too long. Before you could second guess yourself, you leaned into him and gently kissed his cheek. You were too fast to notice, but he was about to lean into your kiss before you pulled away. He missed you immediately.
“So, you’ve finished-“ he said lightly.
“I guess I have, yeah”. You were both staring into each others eyes, waiting for the other to make the next move. “Would you stay here? With me? I- I don’t have anything else to do but, I thought I would have some sort of celebration.”
“Love, I won’t leave unless you make me.”
Good to know.
You both began to relax with more and more wine in your systems. You knew it wasn’t affecting him in the same way that it did you, but he seemed a lot more generous with his communication. He wasn’t holding back with you, not that he ever did. But any time you looked over his shoulder, suspicious of the possibility that another noise would happen, he would shift a little closer to you. You were looking past him for a longer moment than you perhaps intended, and he took your hand in his. The physical touch grounded you in a way that slightly surprised you. This man seemed to be full of surprises.
By now the bottle was empty, and you were almost sitting on top of the god. If you were to get any physically closer.. well that was exactly what you wanted. As you were speaking, a lock of your hair had fallen in your eyesight. Since your reflexes were a tad slower from the wine, it took you a second to register. Loki instead raised his hand to your face, and placed the lock of hair gently behind your ear. His hand lingered on your cheek, and you hoped he couldn’t feel how hot you felt. Your heart was beating pretty fast, and you were worried Loki could hear it, he was so close. You raised your hand to his forearm, rubbing your thumb on his sleeve. He took this as an okay, and started to lean forward, looking down at your lips.
The long day must have made you impatient by now, because you couldn’t wait a second longer. You leaned into him to cut the time in half, and pressed your lips to his. Loki’s eyes opened in surprise, but then drowsily closed once your mouth opened and he took advantage. You moved to sit on his lap and he gladly welcomed you, putting one hand behind your head tangled in your hair, while the other gently grasped your waist. The two of you were getting more and more heated when your phone buzzed, alarming you as you fell off Loki and onto the ground. You jumped back up in surprise to check your phone, just to see a confirmation email that they had received your paper.
Amazing.
Loki reached out to you and helped you stand up in front of him. “Are you alright?”
“Yes, yes I’m alright”. You were both slightly panting, lips swollen and pupils huge. “Would you walk me home?”
Loki smiled and nodded, taking your hand in his as you left the research building. You could collect your things tomorrow.
The walk back to the main building passed in a blink as you crept into the elevator up to your rooms. You had a pretty good amount of floors between now and getting off, and you knew Tony would be hosting a movie night. Loki must have had the same instinct as you did, because as soon as the elevator doors closed, he pushed you against the wall, urging his leg between yours. You let out a small moan, and tugged his hair forward so you could have at least some control. He smirked down at you, and you were making out until the elevator doors dinged and swung open. You both straightened yourselves up, not wanting to explain yourselves to your friends. But, you had to walk past all of them in order to get to your rooms. Loki put his hand on the small of your back, bracing you for what was to possibly come.
As you entered the common area, everyone shouted a big hello. Thank god, they were as pissed drunk as you were hoping.
Nat waved the two of you over, “Soooo…..did you finish it?!”
You nodded and smiled, remembering how hard you had worked and how excited you were to actually be done with it.
“And Loki wasn’t toooooo distractingggg?” she added.
“No, not at all!”
Loki chimed in, “I managed to really help her relax-“, you cut him off with a swift stomp on his foot, shutting him up. Nat was too far gone to notice, thankfully.
You said your goodnights and the two of you walked down the hall, your room coming up first.
“Pet, I had a wonderful time with you this evening”, “me too, Loki”.
You turned around to let yourself in your room, when Loki grabbed the back of your neck, turning you around. He pushed you up against the wall with one hand around your waistt, while the other softly sat around your neck. He moved his hand to make you look up at him, and he drank you in. “You’re so well behaved, pet”. He gave you such a deep kiss that you thought your legs would give out. He pulled away, seeming drunk off his own actions. Loki looked down at you, taking his hands away. You let out a huff, wanting his hands all over you again. “Don’t pout, love. Be a good girl”. And with that he left.
#avengers#avengers x reader#loki#loki and reader#loki x reader#loki fluff#fluff#avengers fluff#loki series
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Winn was on his fourth beer and he was feeling the effects for certain. He was intently listening to Barry go on about his life and whatnot as he sipped from the glass bottle on his left hand. “Totally.” He agreed. Life was seriously wild, especially these days. For goodness sake, he had dated an abusive alien who had used him to steal and break her brother out of prison. . . Winn KNEW crazy, firsthand. Setting his beer down on the side table, he nodded. “Crazy, man.” He agreed again. He wasn’t talking much, but taking everything in. Today was a good day. He was in good spirits. With his beer back in his hand and pressed to his lips, his eyes flew open and he choked on the frothy liquid before whipping his head to look at Barry. “What? Yeah - - - yes, of course.” He set his bottle down on the table again, almost spilling it before making eye contact with Kara for a split second, cheeks flushing. Oh God. “Wait, what?” Winn’s eyes met Barry’s once again and he looked - - - distraught. “Pretty? Just - - - pretty?” Was he JOKING? Winn wasn’t here for this, he wasn’t here to gush and fanboy over his favorite superhero but by God he was going to do it, right here, right now. “Kara just happens to be the most beautiful woman I have ever met and I can’t believe you just said she was pre - - -.” Suddenly Barry was rambling about calories and pizza and Winn was NOT done here. “Hey, I wasn’t done.” He pointed a finger, wagging it at the speedster before a pretzel was shoved against his lips. Confusion veiled the IT whiz’s features and he pulled back. “Dude!” He was slightly offended, no, actually? He was very offended. “You don’t just fall in love with someone and admire them for four years only to think they’re pretty, alright?” He huffed and glanced over to the kitchen area where Kara and Alex were just standing there, trying to play it off as if they weren’t completely involved in the drunken conversation going on ten feet away. . .
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15. what’s the weirdest thing that’s happened to you?
Ummmm okay so this one is really like, weird and gross, but one time this dude came up to me and was like "what are you?" You know cuz half Korean body is very ~ethnically ambiguous~ I guess and I get asked that a fair amount :/ but anyway I was like. Too tired to give some snarky response so I was like "half Korean" and the guy made a comment about how I must have a rly attractive Asian mom, and I was like "my dad's the korean one actually" and this dude!!! Called his wife and kids over and was like "hey this girl's dad is Korean instead of her mom!!!" And I was there like pleaseeeeeee sir I'm just in line for a pretzel it was rly gross 🤢🤢🤢 he like wouldn't leave me aloneee like I get it I'm REAL cute but sirrrrrrrr
26. do you believe in aliens?
I mean it feels silly to say no, space is hugeeeeeee there's definitely something out there lol. I don't think they've ever visited earth tho lol.
44. do you collect anything?
Yeah! I mean not me personally but collectively we have a pretty big dice collection! They're all really pretty and we have some really cool ones, like some that are shaped like bottles or jewels and stuff and some that have glitter in water inside so they're like a snow globe. We also have a lot of video games? But I dunno if that's a collection lol. And a lot!!! Of nail polish, all sorts of colors and glitters and stuff. A box that's like. A foot by a foot by a foot and a half filled to the top lol so much, most of it was given to me by my old roommate when she moved out tho.
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Date Night
Terry x Korvo Solar Opposites fanfiction!
Rating: M
Warnings: Alien sex stuff, Korvo cries during sex a lot, NSF*W
Genre: romance, comedy, hurt/comfort
Words: 3,852
Summary: “Couples go to scheduled fancy dinners to help keep their relationship alive.“
Korvo paced around the backyard with his Element Detector.
Beep… beep… beep…
Nothing.
There were no useful elements on Earth! Of all the 118 elements that Earth discovered, everything just had to be carbon-based. Korvo had enough carbon to last the destruction of five planets. What he needed was the isotope Megeon-166--or as it’s called on Earth, Erbium. He needed at least 15 moles to repair the ship and, of course, nobody was helping him. What was the point in being mad, anymore? He knew nobody would help him but it never got any less frustrating.
Terry slid open the back door while cradling a tray of Starbucks™ frappuccinos in one arm. “Korvo!” he called out. “Got your favorite--matcha frappuccino!”
No, that’s not right--Terry did help. Just in a different way. Only Terry knew how to get everyone’s Starbucks™ drinks right.
Korvo tossed the Element Detector over his shoulder and took his frappuccino. Oh, the first sip was always the best. The whipped cream was at the bottom just the way he liked it.
Terry just… stood there and watched him drink the frappuccino. He wasn’t even going to sip his own untouched pink drink. He was waiting for a specific response from Korvo. Probably one that was two words and began with a “T”.
Korvo sighed. He had to relent. “Thank y--”
“--Do you know what day it is today?” Terry quickly blurted out. He was unusually excited.
Korvo paused for a second. The effects of the Dumb Ray still hadn’t subsided completely. “Friday?” Was he forgetting something? It couldn’t possibly be their anniversary.
“That’s right! It’s the first Friday of the month! That means it’s date night!”
“That is ridiculous. Every night occurs on a date.”
Terry laughed and put his hand on Korvo’s shoulder. Everything was a joke to him. “That gets funnier every time!”
Korvo brushes Terry���s hand off of him. It seems that Korvo has forgotten what “date night” was. Ten blasts of a Dumb Ray does that to you. “Explain it to me again.”
“Couples go to scheduled fancy dinners to help keep their relationship alive.”
Evidently, Terry has explained this concept multiple times. There were no side tangents, no movie references, and no headaches. “I am satisfied with our relationship.” Korvo sunk into himself and slightly turned away. “Are… you… not satisfied?”
Terry erupted into an even louder bout of laughter and slapped his knee. “Hah! That gets funnier every time, too! It’s for fun, Korvo. I already made reservations at your favorite restaurant for 8PM.”
“But, I--”
Terry was already heading back inside to give Jesse and Yumyulack their drinks. “Make sure you wear something nice this time!”
Korvo racked his mind for any memories of going on a date night with Terry, but there was nothing. Korvo didn’t realize how harsh the effects of the Dumb Ray were. He felt like an idiot. Maybe it was like the NBC show Dateline. He had some researching to do. If Terry found out Korvo’s memory was still foggy, Korvo would surely get locked up again.
Terry was about to go on the best date night of his short, pathetic life.
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It was 7:50 PM, Terry was already dressed in his favorite pink button-up with the top button unbuttoned and jeans, and Korvo was nowhere to be found. To make things worse, Korvo took the car so Terry couldn’t even go to the nearest Jack in the Box to drown his sorrows in a $5 munchie meal. It was uncharacteristic of Korvo to forget about date night, especially when he reminded Korvo just earlier. Perhaps, he wondered, the Dumb Ray effects had not subsided yet.
He went into the replicants’ bedroom to ask them if they knew where Korvo was, but they were gone. That’s right, they were at a party and said they wouldn’t be back home until midnight. Terry was alone at the house. Bored. Bored in the house and in the house bored--just as how that TikTok prophesied.
There were three loud knocks on the front door. Terry groaned. “Coming!” He wasn’t in the mood to entertain the neighbors.
Terry opened the door to find a bouquet of a dozen red roses being shoved into his face. It was Korvo, all dressed up in a tuxedo as if he was about to get married.
“I have arrived to date night you,” Korvo declared.
Terry happily accepted the bouquet. “Sick plants, dude! I didn’t know they came in red.”
“Red means love.”
“Cool! Should I plant them?”
“No, you put them in a vase with water.”
“Hmm…” Terry stared at the stems. “I don’t know, Korvo, don’t plants need dirt?”
“Why would I--” Korvo stopped himself and took a deep breath. He had to be charismatic. “You put them in a vase, you look at them for a couple days, and then they die.”
“Aww…” Now Terry was bummed out. He hated reminders of his planned obsolescence and inevitable death. “What’s the point of it, then?”
“Because they’re red, Terry!” Korvo’s fury was quick to resurface. “Red means love!”
“Okay, fine, but you don’t have to yell!”
Korvo hated himself. Stupid. He was already ruining their date night.
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Jazz music played softly in the background. It would have been relaxing if it weren’t avant-garde jazz. It was times like these that made Korvo pray for the Pupa to eat everyone and terraform the planet, already. He had no idea how the cacophony he was hearing could possibly be classified as music. There was no discernible key signature, no rhythm, no melody, no dynamics--it was literally just a collection of instruments blasting away and competing with each other to see who could best resemble a dying animal.
“What the hell is this?” he grumbled.
Terry was busy looking through the menu. “‘Om’ by John Coltrane.”
Korvo was taken aback by the answer. He didn’t know Terry listened to this kind of noise. Even TV static sounded more harmonious. “What’s the point of it?” The thought of someone sitting in a recording studio and blasting terrible screeches into a microphone was enough to make someone gloober.
“Uh, to piss off people like you, duh!” Terry scoffed. “Just relax a little, okay, Korvy?” He reached across the table to put his hand over Korvo’s.
Korvo stared down at Terry’s hand and pondered for a moment. He curled his fingers over Terry’s hand. “I see… So what you’re saying is that music acts as a medium not only to organize patterns and produce a conventionally pleasing aesthetic, but also to defy those same standards and redefine the purpose of music through an ironic lens?”
“That’s jazz, baby!” For emphasis, Terry does jazz hands with his free hand.
Korvo leaned in and clasped his other hand over Terry’s. “You know a lot about music,” he comments. A loving smile curled the corners of his mouth upwards.
Terry smirked. “Well, I did major in music when we went to community college… Remember when we did that? That was fun.”
Korvo’s smile dropped. “You did?” He had no idea.
“Yeah, I majored in percussion performance. I was trying to get into a drumline, like in the movie Whiplash. Don’t you remember? I even invited you to my winter and spring recital.”
Korvo genuinely could not recall anything after Terry referencing Whiplash. This wasn’t on the Dumb Ray, this was clearly on his own negligence. “Oh.” Now that he thought about it, Terry was really good at drumming.
Terry withdrew his hand and crossed his arms. He sighed, slumped into his seat, and looked away forlornly. “It’s okay, you were probably busy working on the ship… The mission is always the highest priority.” He was already conditioned to expect disappointment when telling Korvo anything about his personal ambitions. It was Wetzel’s Pretzels all over again.
“It is...” Korvo agreed.
Terry felt his heart sink.
“... but you’re a high priority to me, too.”
Before Terry could respond, their waiter interrupted to take their orders. “Seafood platter for him, fettuccine chicken alfredo pasta for me, and your biggest bottle of wine.”
“Of course, sir.” The waiter took their menus away and left to relay the orders to the kitchen.
Fuck, Korvo loved it when Terry ordered for the both of them. It made him feel slightly lesser. He tugged at his neck collar.
“You know… I didn’t actually want to be a Pupa Specialist,” Terry quietly confessed. “I wish I could’ve been a music major on Shlorp.”
“You could’ve,” Korvo reminded him, “but you’d be dead.”
“Yeah, yeah, I know...”
Korvo watched Terry slump further into his seat. He was blowing it. Again. Discreetly, he took out his phone on his lap and pulled up a Wikihow article he had bookmarked on Safari: “How to Get Guys to Like You More when You Go on a date”. He skipped to step 3, “Be conversational.” Korvo cleared his throat. “Um… I wanted to be a biologist on Shlorp.”
“Aren’t you already a biologist?” Terry argued. “Science is like, your whole gimmick.”
“I’m an electrical engineer. I work with technology. I only got to take a few biology courses but my schedule was so loaded since I was a math/physics/engineering triple major, so I had no time to declare a minor in biology.”
Terry laughed. “You sure dodged a bullet! Pupa Specialists had to take a shitton of bio classes, and let me tell you, the only silver lining is the sex unit.”
“There’s a sex unit?”
“Yeah! Meiosis, DNA, best positions, tongue stuff… Jesse was conceived during that unit!” Terry smiled fondly, as if it were a normal sweet memory to be nostalgic of. “Ooh, ooh, how was Yumyulack conceived?”
“With my right hand and a magazine at a lab.” Korvo didn’t realize there was anything more to it than that. “Tell me more about this unit,” he demanded.
“Okay, so on the first day of class, our lab experiment for the day is to analyze genetic fluids, but wait! Our old tree professor forgot to order enough sample genetic fluids for the entire class! But, it turns out that collecting genetic fluids is the real lab experiment! Of course, I’m just sitting there with my lifemate, confused as hell, while the TA’s start to unbutton their robes…”
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Terry and Korvo laughed as they stumbled out of the restaurant together, holding hands and swinging it between them. When Terry asked for their biggest bottle of wine, they sure did deliver. Behind them, the warm glow of the restaurant faded away as they searched for their car.
Terry wiped away tears of mirth with the back of his hand. “So I said, ‘You wouldn’t know one if you saw one!’”
Korvo dropped the car keys as he erupted in more laughter. “Hohoheehoihoiheehoihoi! You sure told him! That was something that you told him, alright!”
Korvo and Terry crouched down to reach for the car keys at the same time. They both groped around the spinning ground until their hands met. They looked up at each other with the same dazed, lovesick look in their eyes.
Within seconds, they were sloppily making out. Terry had so much to drink that he couldn’t even feel where his body started and Korvo’s ended. All he could taste was wine and seafood. He felt Korvo topple over, putting Terry on top of him, straddling Korvo’s hips between his legs. Their tongues swirled around each other as Korvo moaned and dug his fingers onto the back of Terry’s shirt. The sidewalk was cold, but their bodies were hot enough to compensate.
Terry pulled away and fumbled to unbutton his shirt.
“Woah, woah, woah--I think we should, should go home first.” Korvo slowly sat himself up.
“You can’t even drive!”
“Of course I can!” Korvo declared, unintentionally flicking specks of saliva onto Terry’s face as he spoke. “W-We’re aliens! Our bodies… they got high tolerance… Alcohol sharpens our senses!” He pushed Terry off of him and crawled over to the car keys.
Terry helped him up. “That doesn’t sound so right, but I don’t know enough to argue with that!”
Korvo waved the car key fob in the air and pressed the lock button repeatedly, struggling to hear where their car was. “Beep beep! Beep beep! Beep beep!” he called out, as if it were a dog that could respond and come running over. “Fuck, where’d I park?”
Terry turned Korvo around to face their car.
“Oh shiiit, found it!”
Korvo clicked the unlock button a few dozen times, then they let themselves in. Neither of them bothered to strap in their seatbelts.
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As soon as their bedroom door was shut and locked, Korvo and Terry started hurriedly undressing each other. Terry kissed Korvo’s neck as he loosened his bowtie while Korvo yanked Terry’s shorts down and began unbuttoning his shirt.
“Fuuuck, Terry,” Korvo raspily moaned out. “I-I want you to dominate me! Dominate me, Terry! Make me your slut!”
“Yeah, you’re a little slut, huh?” Terry palmed Korvo’s mound. “My fucking whore needs to be taught a lesson?”
Korvo bucked his hips into Terry’s hand. “Yes, Terry!” he groaned. “Teach me a lesson!”
Terry swept Korvo off his feet in one motion and carried him to the bed. As soon as he dropped him, he crawled on top of Korvo and tugged Korvo’s dress pants down. Korvo’s rootstalk was eager to be exposed, wriggling out of its hole to meet Terry’s tongue. Terry gave the thick root one long, slobbering, lick up the shaft and to the tip. “Alright, Korvy, pop quiz--what’s the powerhouse of the cell?”
Korvo didn’t respond.
“Wait, Korvo, you do know what the powerhouse of the cell is, don’t you?” Terry heard a small sob. He looked up at Korvo, who was covering his blushing face, wet and shiny from fresh tears. Terry crawled away from between Korvo’s legs and to his side. “Hey, hey, what’s wrong?” he whispered gently. He coaxed Korvo’s hands away from his face.
Of course, being asked what was wrong only made Korvo cry harder and curl away. “I-I-I forgot!” he wailed. “I f-forgot what the powerhouse of the cell is! W-What is it? I have no f-f-fucking clue!”
Terry hugged him from behind. “It’s okay, baby, it doesn’t matter! It’s just the mitochondria.”
“I-I just… I just feel so dumb. I’ve been waiting weeks for my intelligence to fully recover ever since you hit me with the Dumb Ray, but… but that’s it. This is as smart as I ever was before! And I’m fucking s-s-st-stu-stupid!”
Terry squeezed him harder while he sobbed and wailed and gooblered all over the both of them. “There, there, Korvo.” He knew the drill. Korvo cried during sex all the time--something about the physical release of his genetic fluids seemed to trigger an emotional catharsis in him. This time was unusually early, though. They hadn’t even finished foreplay. “Do you want some ice cream?”
“N-No, let’s continue having sex,” Korvo insists.
“But you’re crying--”
“--Well, I’m still horny!” He tried to dry his eyes, but it was a Sisyphean task.
“Alright, fine, but talk about your feelings while I’m sucking you off.” Terry crawled back over to Korvo’s crotch and continued where he left off--licking the thick root all over, from bottom to top. He began sucking the tip of it, which wriggled slightly as it grew more.
Korvo panted heavily. “O-O-Oh my g-god…” Hot pleasure took over him. “Well, I wanted to be a biologist on Shlorp, but…” He interrupted himself with a loud moan when Terry started deep-throating his root. “Hohhhmygod! Oh, Terry! Fuck, it feels so good!” He felt his root lengthening more and wriggle down Terry’s throat. “Terry, Terry, Terry… I’m gonna--ohhh, fuck…”
Terry gave a small grunt of surprise when Korvo’s genetic fluids began squirting down his throat. He could just barely taste the sweet, floral nectar as he swallowed. There was so much to swallow down. Korvo was always so repressed--he was always too busy studying repair manuals to jerk off every now and then.
Korvo felt dizzy from the waves of pleasure still crashing over him after his release. “Terry, I love y--”
“--What happened?” Terry interrupted.
“Huh?”
“What happened to being a biologist?” Terry asked again. “I mean, you could’ve just not majored in so many majors in the first place, right?”
Korvo grabbed a spare pillow and put it over his face. “It’s not important anymore, never mind,” he said, muffled.
“Korvo, c’mon, I won’t tell you my secret sex techniques if you don’t tell me your tragic backstory.”
Korvo uncovered his face. “Tell me,” he demanded.
“You first!”
Korvo took a moment to decide if it was truly worth opening up about his deepest, darkest insecurities just for sex. It was a very short moment. “I got a B+ in Intro to Biology my first year.”
Terry waited for further explanation, but there was nothing more. “B+ isn’t a bad grade?”
“I know!” Korvo snapped. “But I-I freaked out! That was my first B in a class, ever! And now we’re stuck on Earth and the Pupa could destroy us all any second and it’ll be all my fault because I wasn’t smart enough to fix the ship! And I’m not even smart enough to understand why the Pupa is 670C because I got freaked out over a B! And now we’re all going to die!” Gooblers danced all over their bedsheets.
“Korvo, baby, relax!” He wiped away Korvo’s tears. “Even if you quadruple-majored in biology/math/physics/engineering, we’d still be on Earth because you couldn’t fix the ship. It doesn’t matter!”
Korvo buried his face into Terry’s chest and gave out a strangled scream.
Terry laughed to himself. “I mean, what’s the point of studying so much if you can’t even fix the ship?” He stroked the back of Korvo’s head lovingly. “I was able to fix a lavatic reactor in just a few minutes of reading one of your dumb manuals!” One of the gooblers popped straight into his eye. “Ow! Okay, I’m sorry! I guess the point is, uh… I’ll help you fix the ship. How does that sound?”
The gooblers finally came to a stop. “You will?”
“Anything to get you to stop crying during sex…” Terry grumbled.
Korvo began showering Terry with kisses. “Oh, Terry! Thank you! Mwah, mwah! Thank you so much! There’s so much I still have yet to diagnose in the ship--the catalytic nasprober, the psionic cholecystosanitizer, the carcino-fibrillator, the hexylgraph, the blinkers--”
The list went on and on and on and on and on. Terry didn’t realize how much was wrong with the ship until now. He started to understand why Korvo was so stressed out all the time. Korvo had spent hours every day working on the ship for over a year, and this entire time Terry assumed that Korvo was just bad at repairing.
There had to be an end to this. Terry slowly crawled back over to Korvo’s root, still wet with saliva and nectar genetic fluids, and began sucking at it again. It was only a matter of seconds until Korvo was back to being a squirming, moaning mess.
Korvo rested his hand on Terry’s head. “T-T-Terry, T-Terry! Oh, Terry!”
After Terry deemed it wet enough, he finally gave his mouth a break. “Okay, don’t freak out,” he warned Korvo.
“Why should I not freak out?” Korvo asked, freaking out already.
“I’m gonna try a special Shlorpian sex technique on you.”
Korvo has only ever had sex with Terry the traditional way--humping and twisting their roots around each other. “It won’t hurt, will it?”
“Hmm--well--um---I wouldn’t say hurt?”
“I do not like your hesitance.”
“Okay, okay, okay! So, you twist up your partner’s root into a spiral-cone-thing, tuck that into their root-hole, and fuck it like a pussy, basically.”
The image of it was vivid in Korvo’s head. It sounded so… demeaning and aggressive. “Okay.”
Terry kissed him. “I love you!” He licks Korvo’s root and tries to coat as much saliva as he can on it before twisting the root as tight as he can. This, of course, is not the part where it hurts because their roots do not have pain receptors. With his other hand, he gently pries open Korvo’s root hole.
Korvo groaned. He felt so violated in a way he had never felt before. It felt so lewd to have Terry stretch his root hole open. He bites his tongue when Terry starts fingering him. “Mmghh…!” It hurt so good.
“Damn, Korvo, you’re so tight. Tighter than Honey Boo Boo’s training bra!”
“Oh, shut up.”
“Seriously, you make Terri look like a corner street hooker! Because you’re so tight, get it?”
“Yes, Terry. I get it.”
Terry lapped at Korvo’s hole, then stuck the tip of his tongue in. Breathy moans spilled out of Korvo as he clencher himself around Terry’s tongue. Terry went back to sucking on Korvo’s root while slowly pushing his finger inside of Korvo’s hole. Korvo’s moans crescendoed with every millimeter Terry pushed in. Terry tried to wriggle his finger and stretch out Korvo’s hole as much as he could before squeezing in another one.
“Ahh… Ahh! T-Terry! Oh my god--Terry! Mmphh!” Korvo grinded his hips against Terry’s fingers. “Fuck, fuck, fuck! T-Th-That feels s-so good!” He was close to cumming all over again.
Terry took his mouth off of Korvo’s root and began twirling the root around his finger. He wasn’t one to brag, but it was known that he had the best root-twirling technique in his class. Korvo’s root was, thankfully, very flexible and easily conformed to the twirled form. Terry quickly shoved the root as deep into Korvo’s hole as possible. There was a soft squelch underneath Korvo’s grunts. Terry got on top of Korvo, pinned Korvo’s arms over his head, and kissed him as he gently pushed his root inside of Korvo.
Korvo wrapped his legs around Terry’s hips. He finally understood the human concept of “heaven” and it was Terry holding him down and jack-hammering away at his hole. Within seconds, he was already cumming. His root clenched hard around Terry’s and squirted more lubrication for Terry to penetrate even deeper and harder.
It wasn’t long until Terry cummed, too. His hot nectar filled Korvo up and leaked all over both of their groins. He slowed down, then eventually paused. This was usually around the time when Korvo started to cry again. He rested his sweaty forehead against Korvo’s. “Korvo?”
The waterworks came back. “Terry, I love you so much! I-I-I’m sorry I keep crying d-during s-s-sex!”
“It’s okay, I love you too.” He accepted more tear-stained kisses. “Do you wanna keep going?”
Korvo shook his head no.
Terry got off of Korvo and hugged Korvo and patted his back while he cried. “It’s okay, Korvy… I love you a lot, too! We have a house and replicants and a cute little Pupa--we really nailed this whole family thing, huh?”
All in all, Terry would say that it was a very successful date night.
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Girls Night In
Part of 100 Days of Marvel
Prompt 23: Chocolate and alcohol are a girl’s best friends, fuck diamonds.
Summary: What happens when the ladies of The Avengers get together and kick the boys out of the common room for the night? (Featuring Jennifer Fury from Uncle Fury)
Warnings: swearing, mature content (i.e. grown women conversation), mentions of sex, death, anger and grief.
A/N: I do not recognize the events of Endgame.
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“Out!” Everyone in the room commanded
“But-” Bucky starts to protest
“You can’t just-” Scott argued
“Begone!” Hope cut him off
“This is my building!” Tony argues, Pepper cleared her throat “Our building, but you can’t just kick us all out.”
The guys started talking over each other, agreeing with Tony.
“Yeah, we can. The first rule of girls’ night is: no guys allowed.” Natasha threw an arm around your shoulder “Right (Y/N)?”
“Right.” you smirked
The elevator dings, drawing everyone’s attention. Gamora, Nebula, and Shuri strut into the room, Nebula thanking Shuri for her repairs and the upgrades. Behind them a slim black cat zoomed through the room before its mystifying green eyes land on you. It hopped in your lap, purring.
“The cat gets an invite?” Tony asked, offended
“Relax Metal Mouth, Sir is my emotional support cat.” you cooed and scooped the cat into your arms “Aren’t you, silly kitty.”
“But he’s a boy cat.”
Jennifer fell back onto the couch with a large bowl of pretzel sticks in one hand, and a margarita secured in her other.
"Face it boys, you aren't gonna win this fight." She smiled "And don't you have like ninety-nine more floors to run around on?"
"But this floor has everything on it." Scott pouts, eyeing the pool table in front of the fully stocked bar. Thor's drinking buddy, and newly appointed Queen of Asgard, Brunnhilde, was already on her sixth drink, and showing no signs of slowing down.
"Which is exactly why, we're taking over for the night." Carol said from Tony's designated armchair
Tony opened his mouth to speak again when he was cut off by the super solider formerly known as Nomad.
"Guys, I say we let the ladies have the space for the night. Like Jen said we can use a different floor." The look he gave to his best friend didn't go unnoticed "Besides I think I'm gonna turn in a bit early tonight."
The dark haired soldier locked eyes with Steve for a brief moment on his way to the elevator. You looked to Natasha, wiggling your eyebrows.
"Fine, I'll let you ladies have your fun tonight." Tony gave in "Besides it's no fun if we can't poke fun at Steve. Let's go gents, there's a bar on twenty-fifth with my name on it."
Accepting defeat, the guys filed into the elevator, Bucky volunteering to take the stairs.
Shuri, Mantis, and Jennifer took over the TV, surprisingly agreeing on RuPaul’s Drag Race. Brunnhilde (a.k.a Valkyrie), Carol, Gamora and Nebula had all started a drinking game, and honestly you didn’t think the bar would have anything left after they got through with it. Nat, Hope, and Pepper drifted over to the pool table, Okoyke standing not too far away, mainly for Shuri’s protection, but still involving herself in light conversation. You caught Wanda up on everything that happened in the last five years, Sir curled up on your lap.
“So do you think Steve will finally come clean to Bucky tonight?” You asked her
“Fifty bucks says he’ll chicken out- again.” Natasha called out from across the room “It’s Steve, even with the beard and that ‘Your daughter calls me Daddy’ attitude, he’s still the king of waiting too long.”
“But he was gonna tell him before the snap.” Wanda pointed out “Fifty says he will.”
“Please, if anything Barnes will make the first move.” Pepper chuckled “Hundred says he does.”
“Do I hear a betting poll happening?” Jennifer turned her attention away from the TV “If so I’m in. A hundred on Barnes making the first move. It’s always the quiet ones you have to keep any eye out for.”
“She makes a good point.” Wanda agreed “It’s the quiet ones that always surprise you.”
“Which is exactly why my next boyfriend will be a mime.” Jennifer declared
“A mime?” several voices asked
“Yup, bright side he won’t mansplain everything. Downside is he won’t be able to say those four little words I long to hear.”
“Aw, is it will ‘you marry me’?” Mantis chewed on a pretzel stick
“No, it’s ‘Can I cum, Mistress’?”
Pepper nearly spit out her drink laughing, Wanda was red in the face but still smiling behind her own drink.
Sir purred approvingly.
The later it got, and the more everyone drank, the funnier and raunchier the conversations got. Okoyke eventually escorted Shuri out and up to her own room, even though Shuri assured her that there were worse things on the internet. Everyone gathered back towards the couch, having one conversation with five sidebars.
“Is it just pineapple that makes it taste good or is it fruit in general?” Hope asked the others
“It’s pineapple, papayas, citrus fruits, surprisingly bananas.” You listed the foods, Sir mewled “Yeah, you like bananas, don’t you Sir.”
“Why did you name him Sir?” Wanda reached over to pet him and he flinched away
“I dunno, I just called him that one day and it stuck.”
“Peppermint also helps.” Hope added to the previous topic “Scott swears by it.”
“Really?” Pepper raised an eyebrow
“I’m confused, why would you want it to taste better?” Nebula’s nose scrunched
“For the same reason you wait for the yaro root to ripen.” Gamora explained “But it’s the juice you get from it instead.”
“I see. Is that why you told Quill to drink the yaro root shake?”
“I love yaro root.” Carol drizzled chocolate sauce onto a marshmallow before shoving it in her mouth “And chocolate!”
She received several cheers in agreement.
“I don’t care what anyone says, chocolate and alcohol are a girl’s best friend, fuck diamonds.” Jennifer drank the last of her fourth margarita “Nat, is there more?”
“We’re not gonna have a repeat of Halloween are we?” Nat brushed Jennifer’s hair back
“No, I’m still co...here...clog.... I can still talk.”
“Water it is.” Nat stood to go grab a few water bottles
“So, Pepper, I heard that Tony is finally retiring.” Wanda spoke up
“Yeah, well sort of, he’s still gonna be around the tower. Possibly help rebuild the compound, but as for fighting.” she shook her head “I know he’s gonna miss it though, especially the post-battle sex.”
“The what?” Mantis gasped softly
“Post-battle sex, it’s basically when you’re adrenaline is still high, or you get closer to death than normal.” Hope explained “You come home and celebrate that you aren’t permanently, severely injured or dead.”
“Oh, and is this a normal human custom?”
“No, I think we’re the only nut jobs that get close to dying on a regular basis.” Natasha forced Jennifer to drink her water
“I remember, I had some amazing post-fight sex with Loki.” You admitted, you half notice when Sir’s ears twitch.
“You and Loki?” Brunnhilde nearly gagged “What the hell would possess you to do that?”
“Emotions run high, thoughts get thrown out the window. And you jump in bed with the closest demigod.” you shrug “I just can’t believe he’s been gone for five years.”
Wanda wrapped a reassuring arm around your shoulders.
“You haven’t been with anybody in five years?” Gamora asked
“I didn’t say that. Don’t get me wrong, Loki was great in bed, but an actual relationship was never the plan. He was too...”
“Sneaky? Underhanded? Murderous?” Pepper listed
“And emotionally constipated, besides I actually met someone a few months ago.” you state proudly, Sir was now on his hind legs and pressing his paws to your face. “Stop that.”
You moved Sir to the floor, and he did not like that. He clawed at your legs, begging for your attention. “Ow, what has gotten into you?”
“You might to get him spayed.” Carol suggested, Sir hissed before he ran behind the couch “And you never told us that you met someone.”
“I didn’t take it seriously at first, he doesn’t even know I’m and Avenger, but now that everything is back to normal I might go for it.”
A green light emits from behind you. Mantis screams, several people scream actually. Natasha swore in Russian, and backed away from you. The vengeful voice that followed sent a chill down your spine.
“Over my dead body.” Loki seethed
“Loki? What the hell?” you jumped up from your seat “You’re alive?”
“You know what, I’ve fucking had it with cats!” Jennifer cried “It’s always something with them. Throwing up tesseracts, being aliens, changing into once dead demigods. I’m fucking over it.”
“But you died on the ship.” Brunnhilde stated
“Clearly I didn’t.” Loki looked to you “How could you say that stuff about me? What do you mean I’m not meant for a relationship?”
“You pretend to be dead for five years, and I’m the one in the wrong for calling you sneaky?” you jabbed an accusing finger at him “I can’t believe you were sitting here, listening to our private conversations and letting me go on about-”
“How fantastic I am in bed?” he smirked “I’m flattered, and no mortal will be able to replace me.”
“You jealous prick, I’m gonna kill you myself.”
“You’ve got help.” Natasha stood to her feet
The others followed and marched towards the retreating trickster.
“I’m sure we can come to some type of agreement here, ladies.”
“Get him.”
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