#President Cheese

[radiantrookie]

Shadow the Hedgehog's Expert Mode

Most people might not know this but not only does Shadow 05 have an expert mode, but it's also canon, to unlock it, you have to get an A Rank on every single Stage

This takes place after the Main Story, where Shadow gets placed inside a simulation as training to be a GUN Agent, every character, including simulated versions of Maria, Gerald and Black Doom cheer Shadow on

These also confirm the following:

The Hero Mission in Cryptic Castle is Canon

One of the endings in Cosmic Fall is canon

[ventique18]

~ "Normal world" AU: First date ~

🌸: "This lunch is amazing. Do you mind if I pay the bill?"

🐉: "You? You need not worry yourself, I'll pay for all expenses today."

🌸: "It's okay, I'm not strapped for cash. And it'd be embarrassing to impose on you when you've already been so accommodating..."

🐉: "You are not imposing at all. I'm simply... matching your worth. Frankly, money is not nearly enough to match your time and presence, but I would prefer to take up any opportunity that presents itself. This superfluous act is better than nothing at all."

🌸: "I... didn't expect an honest and elaborate answer."

🌸, laughing: "Are you trying to impress me?

🐉: "... I suppose."

🌸: "You don't need to. You're already impressive as is."

🌸, hesitantly: "And... I'd like to impress you too. The least I could do is pay for a rich man's lunch!"

🐉, amused: "You presence alone is impressive enough to get this rich man walking an extra hour to stop by at your place everyday."

🐉: "But very well. I shall let you win this time-- on one condition: I will pay for the next date."

🌸: "Deal."

And so he managed to snag himself a second date. Smoothly.

[devils-little-sista]

Will Solace would have been a better shot he wouldn’t have missed

[sweetangle8]

For any Trump supporters who celebrating right now I just hope and I hope I really hope that you feel the first thing that he does to everybody first to any man woman or anybody who voted for him I hope you feel the effects he does first to you I hope no sympathy. I hope no empathy for you I personally hope there is a special place just for you and Help and for making fun of my country and seeing word piece of garbage when you personally use it as your vacation homes I hope there is a personal space in hell just for you.

And I’m gonna put this in words for every Hispanic person who voted for trump so they can understand Puertorriqueño y si fueras puertorriqueño y votaras por Trump, yo personalmente hay un lugar personal en el infierno solo para ti para cualquier hombre o mujer hispanos que lo haya hecho hay un lugar personal en el infierno solo para ti pedazo de mierda

[catindabag]

Some extra “facts” and interesting weird info about a certain self proclaimed tiger lady house cat in my TBOSAS on Crack!AU.

One of my great THG buddies was asking about Tigris Snow and her weird cheese addiction. So I just had to write some things down before I write my next short take.

Tigris Snow is extremely addicted to cheese. She’s a certified cheese addict and “cheese thief” since the day she and her little cousin (Coryo) lost their marbles after the war ended.🧀

No one knows why, but little Tigris Snow claimed that the “cheese fairies” came to her in a dream one day and saved her and her little cousin from death and starvation.

Don’t worry. Crazy Coryo Snow doesn’t mind that his poor cousin is addicted to cheese and believes in some “mythical” cheese fairies. He has his own addictions (cabbages) and problems (Highbottom & Dr. Gaul) to worry about.

In truth, Coryo’s “mythical” cabbage deities and lima bean elves commanded him to ignore the “calling of the cheese” in order to stay pretty for his sugar daddy (Sejanus).

At least both of them inherited their family’s rare ability to bargain with wild animals. They can even converse with “sacred” rabid raccoons, poisonous snakes, and wild squirrels without getting attacked.

Meanwhile, the Creeds can talk to sewer rats and fat chinchillas for some reason.

And the Ravinstills have a rare ability to command an army of Bichon Frisé puppies to do their dirty jobs for them.

Sadly, Tigris was recently fired by Fabricia Whatnot for secretly stealing and eating expensive cheese cubes and cheddar chicken sandwiches all day.

She said that her cheese fairies made her do it. A food sacrifice must be made before the “hour of the owl” in order to satisfy the ancient cheese deities of the “Golden Arches” (McDonald’s) who once ruled Panem (America) even before it existed.

Moreover, our sweet tiger was actually sewing and hiding little cheese cubes inside some of the dresses on accident purpose without Fabricia noticing. Her co-workers didn’t even know about the cheese cubes until some unfortunate lady complained about the smell.😔

That’s why our dear Tigris Snow is currently unemployed and living her best happy-go-lucky “house cat” life in Corso.

But crazy unemployed Nero Price is her worst nightmare. He’s a self proclaimed werewolf who howls at the moon all night.

She’s a poor skinny cat and Price is a crazy werewolf who runs around the city (like a wild dog) looking for rabid raccoons and Peacekeepers to fight. So it’s better for the tiger to stay home with the Grandma’am.

At least her little cousin (Coryo) buys her the best cheese tarts and sugar sticks after school (using his rich sugar daddy’s money of course).

So yeah. Tigris Snow is now the NEET (not in education, employment or training) Cat Queen in this weird universe.

However, the Grandma’am doesn’t mind. She already has big plans with old Strabo Plinth to rule Panem from the shadows after Coryo marries into the Plinth family and their fortune.

And yes, our poor malnourish looking Cabbage Boy (Coryo) is actually the real breadwinner of the family.

Coryo marrying his long time sugar daddy boyfriend (Sejanus) was the best decision he and his family ever made.🥰

At least love-struck Sejanus Plinth was willing to pay for his poor sugar baby’s bills, rent, and groceries.

So after Coryo and Seji Pie got married and had their 24 (and more) babies, crazy cat auntie Tigris decided to finally settle down and became an official cheese merchant in Corso.

She (now) even has the time to talk to her mythical cheese fairy friends without being interrupted by evil Fabricia Whatnot.

She, along with Ma Plinth also like to spend old Strabo Plinth’s filthy money on the sweetest cheesecakes and weird looking clothing hangers every weekend.

Unfortunately, Ma Plinth is the only sane person who believes in Tigris Snow’s little cheese fairy friends.

Ma even joined Tigris Snow’s little secret organization called ✨The Cult of The Golden Arches✨. But to be fair, crazy Palmyra Monty and Festus Creed are the only other official members of her cult.

Too bad. Nobody could see those little cheese fairies except for Tigris and Coryo.

However, poor crazy Coryo likes to ignore his cousin’s mythical “beasts” because he claims that his cabbage deities and lima bean elves don’t want him to bow and worship some weird annoying creatures who divided the old world with their “Golden Arches” (McDonald’s).

Reject the cheese! Bow before the cabbage!

Yeah, I know. The poor Snow cousins are unashamedly crazy and delusional with their cheese fairies, ancient food deities, sacred animals, talking cabbages, and lima bean elves.😂

But don’t be sad. Our crazy cheese tiger is still into fashion and making clothes for her little cousin and his 24 (and more) gorgeous children with Sejanus.

But selling and eating cheese is her true passion and calling (in this life anyway).🧀

[freensrcha]

MY SCHOOL PRESIDENT | EPISODE 9

[murderouspurplecinnamonrolls]

I dont know about yall but i would totally storm the white house on account of the presidents taste in cheese...

Especially if it's a dumb cheese like blue cheese

I mean seriously who eats blue cheese its literally just moldy cheese

[cheese-tournament]

Round 2

Propaganda:

Nabulsi

Palestinian cheese!

Way better than halloumi

🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸

President

Decent cheese spread but not good enough to make it to round 4 by a long shot

32 box versions of these are mad

Those kids are fucking creepy

[softandwildx]

This is an emergency PSA to put onions in your cooking!!!

Taco meat? Onions.

Burgers? Onions.

Steak and potatoes? Onions.

Breakfast scramble? Onions.

Sautéed veggies? Onions.

Pastas? Onions.

They enhance the flavor of whatever they're with and they add a nice texture layer. Everything is better with a lil onion in it I promise you can trust me

[rms-mauretanic]

Honestly, on top of the racism and and the terrible economic policies the misogyny and the entirety of Project 2025 and the literal treason and everything else, can we all at least just admit that Trump is… just fucking annoying? Like, I have no love for Joe Biden, but at least he’s capable of shutting the fuck up. Same with Harris. Not only is the country going straight to shit, but the guy helming the ship is gonna be screeching about immigrants eating dogs and pretending to blow microphones and god only knows what else the whole goddamn time.

[key2world]

Tinn: *Looking up at the stars*

Gun: Ai’Tinn, what are you doing?

Tinn: *quietly* Naming the stars after the people I love…

Gun: you’re an actual nerd you know that?

Tinn:

Gun: *mumbling*… so, do I get a star?

Tinn: You get the sun.

[arealcrow]

there's really nothing that brings people together in the pnw quite like an exploding whale

[angelkeitai]

the shapell foundation's presidential letter transcripts are so much fun for me

[macaron-n-cheese]

Thomas Jefferson in my mind

[whatislifebesidesrehearsal]

Actors: *Talking about how much they love cheese (it's a lot). Someone jokes that [an actor] is dating Colby Jack (the cheese).*

Director (wasn't paying attention): Wait, [Actor]'s dating someone? *continues pressing for more answers*

Actors: *Being intentionally secretive and cryptic about this "CJ" character (It is Colby Jack, the cheese)*

Director: *Looks at deck chief (me) for some sort of clarification/guidance*

Deck Chief (me): *as steady-toned and calm as I can muster* Ma'am... they're talking about cheese.

*Director's face FALLS in disappointment*