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imnotaweebiswear3 · 12 days ago

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A special new client~~

written for Death note Rarepair week 2025

Day 7: free day

@dnrarepairweek (Im really sorry for such a late submission..)

New divorce/insurance lawyer Mikami Teru is questioned by a cop with a false name because of the "family" that he used to associate himself with..

IM SO SO SORRY FOR THIS BEING SO LAST MINUTE, I really don't even know if the thing is still open rn... Im so sorry..

But hey I finished it!

Harvard was hard, but Teru made it through. The LA law system was harder, but he made it through that too. And just when he was so close to mastering the law, aka being the district attorney, Light had to get busted. Leaving him in the dust, and without a career.

His previous boss, who ran the "New World" crime syndicate and went by the name of Kira, was apparently breaking the law while he was buying off judges. And Mikami was one of his lawyers, the main one actually.

So of course his pent house apartment was raided just like the others, and he was pissed. But he did avoid jail time by telling the cops who Light's main judge connections were. And he got a lot of compensation when he informed them that the best detective in the business was just as under Light's thumb as the rest of them.

But he was now a freelance attorney who mainly focused on divorces, and car accidents. And to say it was mind numbing would be an understatement. It was the most unstimulating that he had ever done in his life. School was better than this.

His main clientele were old white men who either cheated on their wives, wrecked their mustangs, or raped someone. Mikami didn't accept those cases, not like he was able to take them anyways. Most of his days were spent sending people to the P.I who worked down the hall, and reading books.

The P.I down the hall was some guy named "Mello". Or at least that was what was on his window. "Mello, Private Investigator." He reeked of cigarettes and booze half the time, and his husband was always making some kind of noise. He worked at the mechanic shop across their building.

Mikami only knew this because his window, the only window in the small office, pointed to the shop. And Mikami had directed many customers down there to go find Mello.

Sometimes a white haired guy would come into the offices, he would pass by Mikami's open door and wave. Teru would wave back, since he basically never had any customers, and this door was always open. The guy had long hair that clung to his back, and a face that made him look like a scrungly teenage boy. But he was seemingly about 21.

Today was one of those days, but instead of it just being the man. There was a blonde woman behind him in a suit, and a blonde man with white going through it. The both obviously had guns on them, and had glasses which covered their eyes in a black shade.

And then there was him. A dark haired man whose blue eyes looked like an ocean. Who was looking around like he was a little lost, before the white haired man pointed to Mikami's office. The man's head went up, and he walked in.

Mikami had to sit up from his slouched over position, and move his glasses up the bridge of his nose to fully see the man. The had seen the eyes from his position, but not fully. They weren't an ocean, they were a lake in a desert of sand, they glistened with a naivety that radiated off the man. His hair was obviously dyed black, and shitty too.

But he cleared his throat and fixed his posture fully, glaring at the man. He wasn't upset that he was getting a (hopefully) paying customer. He was upset that the man had screwed up his praying. He was almost through the part where he begged God to let Light out of jail, so he would get paid again. That was right after he asked for money.

"Hello, how can I help you, Sir?" He asked, leaning on the table. After a few months solid of doing this, he's pretty comfortable around his clients. Even if this one was different, he was young, and didn't seem like the type to cheat on a woman.

"You're Mikami Teru, right?" The man asked, his hands locking together in front of himself. "Yes, that is what it says on the door. If you're here for anything that isn't a divorce, or you rammed someone's bumper, then you're in the wrong place." He mumbled, it was something that he said every time that someone stepped into the office.

"Actually, I'm not here for a lawyer, I have some questions to ask you." Mikami's posture went straight up. He hadn't been asked questions that weren't concerning a case that he could work on in months. What. The. Hell. Does. This. Man. Want. His patience was thinning with the second.

One, he wasn't getting paid, and two he hated answering questions. "Please, ask away, sir." He said, motioning to the seat in front of him as an invitation to sit down. The man took it, sitting in the used leather of the seat, making a sound in the quiet office.

"Are you familiar with the new world syndicate Mr. Mikami?" That name, and that organization brought him back to a place where he hadn't ventured in years.

He was 23, hanging his college diploma on his apartment wall. A sting of pride went through him every time he saw it. granted he had only had it far about two months, but he still did see it all the time.

It was framed in a wooden carved picture frame, it was one of his greatest accomplishments. And he would look at it all he wanted. Just as he had looked at the email he had gotten two weeks prior that told him that he would start working at one the best law firms in LA the next week.

It was great, and he had even gotten a great first case. It was against this man, his name was Higuchi, he was in a crime syndicate that ran on the principle of "eradicating the filth of LA." It was silly, but Mikami had listened to the man ramble about it for a decent amount of time.

He got 7 years in prison for gang connections, and conspired murder. The judge was one of the only good ones in the city that wasn't under the Yagami's rule. Mikami was lucky that the boss didn't pay him a visit. That was what normally happened. He would intimidate any lawyer who tried to get in between his "family." But he must not have liked this guy too much.

Hey, and he had even gotten a date with a nice brown haired guy that he had met at work. He was a detective, and he had these eyes that were supposed to be brown, but they looked almost red. It was fun, and he was surprisingly nice too! He had even said that Mikami was "impressive in court," that was good for his first time.

Little did he know that that man would turn out to be Light Yagami, or Kira. The leader and founder of the New world. And little did Mikami know that he would fall for that man faster than he would anything in his life. That this would be his life from now on.

He was under Light Yagami's thumb, and he was comfortable there. He had money, and love, and anything that he wanted. As long has he kept the family out of jail, he would never lose what he had. He would never lose Kira. Hell, he was so under that thumb that Light had him on his knees calling him "Kami."

Mikami hated himself every time that the word came out of his mouth. He was sick, and he was okay with being sick as long as he didn't lose Kira. He wasn't just sick in the head he was sick psychically. He could go a day without drinking, and he could live a weekend without snorting a new drug he bought with blood money.

That is all that it was. Blood money. And it wasn't even his. And he was thrown into perspective that night. The night that Light was caught at a buy, he was shot in the shoulder, and he admitted everything. He told the cops all they wanted. He told them the deal locations, he told them the people in the family, he told them about Teru.

He was pinned down in his apartment just 30 minutes after, and thrown into a cop car. He avoided having to live in a cell the rest of his life because he sold out Light's right-hand man. L. That felt good, better than the sex, better than the drugs. Better than the money. It felt like he was a human again. Like he was real.

"I need to see credentials to even think about answering that question."

The man seemed to be used to being asked that question. As he pulled a badge out of his pocket a few seconds after he was asked. Teru's hand brushed the other man's in the passing of the book-like object.

One look at the thing and you could tell it was fake. He was seemingly an actual FBI agent, but the card wasn't his actual name. "How do you pronounce your last name? I'm not used to the spelling." Mikami said, casting out a line for the blue eye'd fish to take.

"It's the normal spelling of Lou-" The man's face flusters at the obvious mistake that he made. The name on the ID had said "Stephen Gevanni," Teru had never said anything about "Loud."

"So, Agent Loud, what is it that you want with me?" Mikami asked, tossing the badge back to the man. He faltered a bit in catching it, making him have to bend over to the floor to grab it. And while he was down there Mikami may or may not have taken a peak at his ass.

Hey, it was right there, he couldn't help himself!

The man cleared his throat, and sat back in his chair. He was getting uncomfortable, and so was Teru, it would be better for the both of them if they hurried along before Teru ended back up in cuffs.

"So, You're familiar with the family?" Stephen asked, crossing his legs and leaning in. "Well, if by familiar you mean a former member, then of course." Gevanni let out a little laugh at that. Mikami always liked it when people laughed at his jokes.

"I'm sure you knew, or at least had heard of Misa Amane in your time there, correct?" Misa, she was a blonde girl. As small as a tooth pick, and just as sharp. She had been second in command during his stay with the new world. She was always around L, and Light seemed to avoid her.

"That name does ring a bell." Mikami nods. "Do you know anything about her recent escape from Prison?" Gevanni asks. "No, I had no idea Misa got out." He really didn't.

"Near said you would say that." He grunted. "I'm gonna need you to come with me Mr. Mikami, you're back under investigation." Mikami could scream.

"Yessir." Mikami says instead. And allowed himself to be cuffed, he was sure that he would be forced to help the sad team in finding Misa. But maybe that wouldn't be too bad.. If he could spend time with this hunk, then he would stay in prison for as long as he needed to.

#dnrarepairweek25 #ao3 fanfic #death note #mikavanni #teru mikami #rarepair #cross posted on ao3 #deathnote #day 7

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canon-vi · 1 year ago

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While Rozka doesn’t know how to draw guys, I don’t know how to create them, we’ll learn... probably—

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Name: Drake

Age: 17-18

Height: 175

Birthday: 29.02 (February 29)

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He dyes his hair black, his natural hair color is white

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He takes sedatives, which is why he often walks around sleepy

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He goes to church every Sunday, although he doesn’t believe in God, he still feels better after praying

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On Lux's side, but not because he supports her, but because he's fucking afraid, and therefore does everything she asks

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He remembers past timelines, but not all, but with a certain chance, he remembers a maximum of half

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He is very easy to embarrass, seriously, one word can be enough for this

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Wears headphones not so much to listen to music, but so as not to hear anyone

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Braids his hair to calm down

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Drake's attitude towards the others:

Adults:

Nightmare:

He scares me, I don’t know how it’s possible to stay next to him for more than 10 seconds and still remain healthy and mentally normal, one look from him terrifies me...

Killer:

Mom is very strong, because she spent the most time with this monster, seeing her beaten in itself is already like torture, but if I intercede, then there will only be more wounds...

Dream:

I would still prefer that he be my father, no matter how terrible he is in this role, at least he doesn’t beat his and not only children... He doesn’t beat them, right??

Ink:

Is she really the most beautiful woman? It’s just that it seems to me that there are more beautiful girls, for example there, mom, Lux... A... AaaaaAaaAaAAAAAAAA—!

Hope:

This miss is probably the best person in this world... It seems to me, or is it she has positive aura, and not Mr. Dream?—

Cross:

I miss him, the castle is very lonely and scary without him, and I never thanked him for his kindness... Oh, he has a bakery??—

Children:

Angst (alive):

He's crazy, he's fucking crazy! I don’t want to talk about him, I don’t want to be associated with him in any way.

Crescent:

He seriously pretends that we are not relatives... Okay, I can understand him... However, if I don’t want to be kicked out of the church, then I’d better play along with him

Merciless:

He really is a fearless masochist, since he goes with Lux and he loves her... I don’t understand him, she beats him, why is he okay with everything..? On the other hand, it’s not for me to judge, I also do everything like a fucking dog, haha

Lux:

I just hope that today she won’t hit me or my brother, haha... Women are scary... I saw her talking to thin air, HELP!—

Khe— I mean... She's just a great friend to hang out with! Haha...

Pallete:

I can’t look him in the eye, I’m really ashamed in front of him, I think I don’t even have the right to talk to him...

Goth:

She... Beautiful?— Well, all women are beautiful, there is no such thing as someone not being beautiful, well, some are just more beautiful, and some are less, right??—

Drop:

. . . Women are weird... Do all girls like older guys or is that just her? I don’t want to say that I’m somehow against it, it’s just that she’s still so small, children grow up so fast??

Bonus! ( what if )

Callisto:

Ahah, I feel dangerous just from his gaze, he will definitely break my neck one day, I don’t know why, but he will break my neck even with his gaze!

Taisiya:

She looks exactly like that miss... I just want to say thanks to her, I don't know what happened or why everything suddenly stopped, but thank you!

Artemis:

I hope that one day she will kill me before I kill her, ahah, what a fucking useless older brother I am, just a rat who only thinks about himself! ... Sorry...

Kira:

Thanks to her, I learned prayers much faster than I could have imagined, haha— She’s strong... She’s my salvation from Callisto’s company, at least in church, thank you!

Soleil:

Her self-confidence can be envied, she is... Fearless... And brainless— Khe khe! Sorry.! Please don't hit!

Vivi:

I envy her... Lux is very kind and sweet to her... I wish they would pat me on the head instead of hitting me...

Sunshine:

I don’t really know her, she’s with Pallete, I’m with Lux... ( take me away! )

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E. L. A. by @anotherrosesthatfell

E. L. A. Artemis by @abloomingsunflower / @itzcherrybonbon

E. L. A. Sunshine and Soleil by @il1ketulipz

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This bro really needs help—

#evil lux au #protect and cherish [e.l.a] merciless propaganda #a sunflower in full bloom au #what if au

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choki-the-rich-cactus · 2 years ago

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Not a full fanfic, just some random scenes in my head that I just can’t get rid of.

“Even Japan’s treasure, Kira Ryousuke, is here?”

Nagi looked up from his phone’s screen. The word ‘treasure’ coming out of Reo’s mouth that didn’t refer to him left a bad taste in his mouth.

“Japan’s...treasure?” He followed Reo’s gaze to see a short, black hair boy in a school uniform. “That normal looking pipsqueak?”

“No, not the black hair guy behind him. The big, handsome guy..”

Nagi looked back down to his phone despite Reo attempt to move his head so they could witness this national treasure together. Irritation crept into his voice when he implied he didn’t care, but Reo was clearly too starstruck to notice.

Nagi knew he always encourage Reo to play soccer with someone else. Partly because Nagi thought that would cut him some slack, allowed him to go back to his sedentary lifestyles, but mostly because he thought Reo deserved to have someone as passionate about this whole thing as he was as a partner and not whatever Nagi was at this stage.

Soccer was...a pain. Nagi mainly forced himself through the whole thing because of how Reo was looking as him every time he scored a goal. Like he was a gift from heaven created specifically for Reo.

He somewhat enjoyed the sport on a certain level, but nowhere near Reo. And Nagi wasn’t the type to fake his enthusiasm just so someone would keep being his friend.

But he also couldn’t lie, with Reo, Nagi was actually very temped to just fake it till he make it.

Nagi didn’t have that many friends. Especially human ones.

So while he was quite sure Reo wouldn’t just dump him when he found a shiny new treasure, Nagi wasn’t 100% sure.

He said he wanted Reo to have freedom in choosing partners, soccer was Reo dream after all, but he said nothing about Reo having a new treasure.

Especially this...whatever the hell this guy was.

What was Reo even talking about?

Big? Was Nagi’s 190cm height and his developing muscles (thanks to Reo’s traing schedule) not enough to satisfied Reo? Nagi might not reach the peak of his physical form yet, but even he knew he was way more ripped than this so called ‘treasure’.

Handsome? Where?

His white hair? Nagi’s whiter, and waaaay fluffier! Reo just blow-dried his hair yesterday.

His big eyes? Nagi’s were bigger. Anyone could see that.

His smile? Okay, Nagi might not have anything to compete with that, but you don’t really need a smile to look hot, right?

Kira was lucky that Ego came on the stage at that moment. Because if Reo uttered a single more praise to Japan’s treasure. Nagi’s look might actually kill someone.

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Nagi thought he kind of did something he shouldn’t.

Nagi wasn’t a religious guy, but after that encounter(?) with a guy who could take Nagi’s place if Reo wanted him to. He kinda prayed to anyone who would listen to get rid of that national treasure before Kira actually met Reo.

He wasn’t sure who answered his prayers, because Kira literally went *poof* on the first day.

“Reo...”

“Yes, my treasure?” The nickname made Nagi felt a little better.

“If I accidentally made a deal with a devil, would you help me?”

Luckily for him, Reo heard something like this from Nagi often enough to not even bat an eyelash.

“I’m a Mikage, Nagi.” Reo smiled as he fed Nagi with a piece of steak he cut into bite sized pieces. “Whoever it was you made a deal with, I probably have had lunch with him. Don’t worry. I’ll get that contract back for you in no time.”

Nagi relaxed into the boy next to him with relieved. He did not question Reo. He never did.

But as Nagi was drifting off to sleep. He still had a feeling this was the debt he would have to pay to that devil himself in future.

#nagireo #reo mikage #nagi seishiro #episode nagi #obviously english is not my first language #i don’t know what i just wrote

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jmeldog · 1 year ago

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FUCK NO NONNO NO NONONONONONONONO FUCKING PRAY FOR ME

Kira going to fight Ze-ro. The main antagonist. The guy who offed his dad. His mom telling him to make sure he comes home. Him eating ramen with Joe before he goes. Bros. Bros it’s fucking over bros ITS FUCKING OVER

AND HE STILL WONT TELL JOE WHAT HE’S UP TO. FUCK OFF

#this mel speaks #mel watches joe duema

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andro-dino · 1 year ago

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ykw. im not done. shogun steel furries pt. 2: dna boogaloo edition™

1. Yoshio is a moose!! big, strong guy with an intimidating aura who CAN fuck you up but is very protective and loyal to people he loves. wolves are also one of the few predators of moose, emphasizing how kira is one of the few people yoshio will follow. also imagining eight as a little otter pup going up against this huge moose guy is so funny yet scary. pray for him i dont think he's gonna make it 🥲

2. Genjuro is a snapping turtle!! dont have a specific species for him, so im just keeping him as a generic snapping turtle. i originally had turtle as a placeholder animal for him (since genbu is a turtle) cause i feel like there are animals that fit him better, but the more i thought on it the more i got attached to turtle genjuro 😌. in the metal furry universe i imagine he uses his toothpick thing as a way to hold back from biting the other dna bladers lmao

3. Captain Arrow is a bat!! i imagine him specifically as a ryukyu flying fox but it doesnt matter that much to me. i chose bats because they're very similar to wyverns, plus batman is a superhero and it just felt so perfect (also bat!arrow x turtle!genjuro........ batman x tmnt). arrow is just totally a dude who'd hang upside down for fun lol.

4. Spike is a red kangaroo!! he's shown boxing in multiple scenes so in metal furry he can be a kangaroo kickboxer 💪💪💪i also hc him as Australian so it worked out. spike doesnt have much to his character but i like to think he's a very nurturing guy in his own way, where he constantly reminds people to take care of themselves, albeit kinda aggressively but hey.

5. Baihu is a cat that has tiger stripes painted onto him!! idk how baihu's backstory would work in the metal furry universe maybe he got adopted by a tiger person who lived in solitude away from civilization 🤷. regardless, i feel like him just being a cat and not a tiger fits his backstory way more, though he still believes he is one.

6. Karura is a Brahminy kite!! Garudas is based on Garuda, a Hindu bird deity, which in turn has been linked to kites/eagles. plus with Karura's whole controlling the elements shtick it just makes sense yk. Brahminy kites also have very distinct plumage with a brown-colored body and a white head, it reminded me of Karura's design a lot. maybe he dyes his feathers blue to match the sky 👀

now the shogun steel metal furry verse is now complete 🔥🔥🔥

LETS GOOOOOOO‼️‼️‼️‼️

Moose Yoshio is so incredibly big brained

TURTLE GENJURO AND BAT ARROW EUEUEUEUEUUEUEEU I LOVE THEM!!!!! I might doodle them lowkey bc I think they would be very cute. I like how Genjuro’s pick keeps him from biting other people he’s silly

KANGAROO SPIKE IS SO SILLY AUEVHWHWHA I LOVE HIM

KITTY BAIHUUUUUU OHHHH CHRIS YOUR BRAINNNNNNN. his fake tiger stripes ouuuurrghhhhhhhh. also shoutout to this making very small and very large duo even smaller and larger. imagine little kitty baihu sitting on yoshio’s head. or horns. ough how silly

BIRD KARURA‼️‼️‼️‼️ he is so cool. also him being a bird makes his beef with kite even more interesting to me bc they got a seas vs sky thing goin on there and I think that’s neat

#axel’s silly little thoughts #Chris your brain is so very large #I love how much thought you put into this I appreciate it dearly

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walkingstackofbooks · 2 years ago

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DS9 4x06 Starship Down thoughts (I’m re-watching, so beware spoilers for future episodes!)

[29 June '23]

Dax and Kira both rolling their eyes at Worf's "this is unacceptable" grumbles - same, ladies

"I'm fasting." Oh, interesting! Love an unexpected tidbit of Bajoran culture

"It's the anniversary of the Emissary's arrival." Oh

"Benjamin's never been one for ceremonies..." you don't say XD

Dax and Kira working side by side so much :3

"I made the mistake of letting my brother Rom execute these contracts." Rom is always the scapegoat, oh Quark. At least you're consistent XD

OH, THIS IS THE ONE WHERE THEY HAVE TO DISPOSE A BOMB!

"You cheated me, Quark, and you haven't even have the courage to admit it." Nice, I like this guy

I remember very little of this, actually! It's always fun to come into an episode not remembering much

"How long?" "Twenty minutes." "You've got ten." O'Brien's sigh... he sure does Have A Job

Julian pushing doors open like he's strong or something :P

Ohhhh, Sisko will think Dax and Bashir are dead 💔

"She did it." Oh, Kira's complete strickenness is heartbreaking

Quark's still trying to scheme... Of course

I can never see Quark's pink blue and white suit as anything but his trans pride suit XD

The fact Kira's eyes are still wet and Sisko is still so quiet and cut off. My heart.

"Something tells me they may be closer than you think." Good instincts! Only a little too late!

"Save your breath. I don't think there's anybody left alive up there." Gosh, this episode is hitting everyone hard.

I keep remembering what happens incrementally - now Kira's gonna keep Sisko alive by talking, right?

"It's very important that you listen to me, because there's gonna be a test later." Oh dear, Kira, you're doing your best and I love that this is your best <3

"Remind me to hold my breath next time." XD

"Is there anything else I should know?" "We only have a few hours of breathable air." "Thanks, anyway." XD Oh dear

"A year ago if you'd have done something like this, I would've thought you were just trying to be a hero." "And now?" "Now that I know you better I realise it was just a really stupid thing to do." I love these two so muchhhh. Her joke and his chuckle <3 <3 <3

Is Quark actually going to convince this guy to be more ferengi-like?

"They are not laid out properly." WORFFFFFFF. This is an emergency, things don't have to be perfect, just functional!!

Miles' uneasy look of I hope he doesn't say anything too bad that completely pisses off and disrespects my engineers

"What am I doing?" Oh, Kira <3

"Nerys?" !! I haven't got this far in my spreadsheet-data, but this is possibly the first time Sisko calls her by name??

And she responds "Yes, sir?" Going more formal the more informal he is!

The Federation mindset had so rubbed off on Quark - "It's up to us." Of course this is partly distrust that anyone will come and save them - but I think he's been influenced by hero-mindedness too

"If you don't mind my saying, Julian, that's a very strange fantasy." XD

Jadzia Julian friendship is the world to me tbh

Okay, I wasn't expecting Worf to actually take Miles' advice on board. Good for him!

"This can't happen. You can't die!" Oh, Kira.

"I'm going to pray because I don't know what else to do." oh kira. Oh, Kira. This moment is so precious to me, I can't explain why.

Oh boy, how is there SO MUCH going on in this episode that I had completely forgotten the Quark disabling a torpedo thing??

"I thought you said you never sold substandard merchandise. THis was supposed to explode on impact, wasn't it?" "Maybe I should offer them a refund." XD XD incredible

Their hysterical laughter to avoid thinking about their fear

"You just have to reach in.... and pick one!" JEEEEEZ QUARK WOW I KNEW IT WANT GONNA BLOW BUT STILL THAT WAS TERRIFYING

"Come on, Hanok. What do you say? You want to keep playing?" That was so flirty of you, Quark

The engineer's startlement at the bomb XD

"Just because one loses a bet, doesn't mean one gives up the game." Again, this was kinda flirty, no?

Odos pleased hm at Quark losing XD

What is wrong with Julian? "It's been nice.. talking... to you." That was not a human way of speaking 😅

"Thank you for rescuing me." "Now we're even." The second he takes to process that and then his outraged face!

"Proceed at your discretion, Mr Stevens." Okay, this is nice :3 Worf gets character growth!

"Oh, you can do it in twelve." O'Brien dishing out the treatment he usually gets XD

SISKO'S GONNA ASK KIRA TO A BASEBALL GAME

AAAAH HIS HAPPY SMILE

HER HAPPY SMILE

THIS IS THE CUTEST

"NERYS" AGAIN!

I LOVE THAT HE JUST HAS SPARE HATS IN HIS OFFICE

FFFFFF SO CUTE SO CUTE I CANNOT

Okay, how on EARTH had I forgotten that episode so much??? It's incredible!!!!

#ds9 starship down #ds9 4x6 #andi watches ds9 #WSB

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keirmoonrock · 2 years ago

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Top Five Update and the Ao3 Attack

Hey guys :) i know I don’t really come on here much with something serious to say, but honestly the Ao3 DDOS has really thrown me for a loop. Hopefully the site will be back up soon, but for now I wanted to post the next chapter of Top Five, along with its document, here. On Ao3, they would show up as:

Chapter 150: One of Them

Chapter 151: DOCUMENT: #MAF-2: Kal Snydar

Again, I really hope the website comes back up soon, but in case you missed it, here’s your Top Five fix:

One of Them

The fastest way to intimidate someone, Mello learned, was through one’s silhouette. This was certainly not a novel discovery; Hitler, Stalin, and Napoleon had uncovered it far before the bloodied man. In any case, it was true, and Mello carried it down the desert road with him on the drive to pay his hostage a visit.

She had arrived early in the morning littered with struggle wounds, a set of damaged goods on a transcontinental plane. Go figure, the chief’s daughter had inherited some of his stubbornness. However, Mello’s men assured him that the girl was taken care of, that any package could be fixed with a bit of duct tape.

As he ripped it off of Sayu Yagami’s mouth, all she could focus on were the pricks of fur along the hood of his coat, the way his bangs swept evenly above his eyes, concealing his eyebrows. Worst of all, the young woman took note of his smile, how it spread across his chin like butter as she whimpered.

Flipping the on-button of his tape recorder, the man teased, “There she is… Sayu Yagami.”

Blood dripping from her lips, the woman sobbed, “Who are you?”

“If you really want to know, ask your father. It’s his fault you’re here, anyway. If I were you, I’d just pray he comes to pick you up.”

Sayu only stared, her pupils shrunken into grains of sand.

“Oh my God…” As the realization struck him, Mello’s face lit up. “That’s right. You don’t speak much English, do you?”

“She didn’t speak any to us,” Jack said from behind the pair, sitting on a stair. “She said something, naturally, but I couldn’t tell you what it was.”

“Keep your mouth closed,” The boss grumbled. “And you… ohayou.”

The woman shriveled into her chair, gasping for breath as the rope burned into her arms.

“Come on, you’ve never seen a white guy speak Japanese? Well, you’ll be glad you did when I’m through with you… listen, you just answer my questions, don’t cause trouble, and you’ll be out of here in no time. Can you do that, Sayu?”

“I… I don’t—”

Mello sighed, his hair sticking to his cheeks as he shook his head. “No, I don’t know why I ask… I’m not tied to a chair, am I?”

His men snickered behind him, and for the first time since he had left the Wammy House, Mello truly felt invincible.

“Alright then,” he muttered, pulling up a chair. “It’s your turn to talk. What does your father do for a living?”

“You must already know that,” Sayu answered, her voice trembling. “I don’t understand why you’re asking me.”

Already aggravated, the boss struck her once across the face, her cheek pink as he pulled back his hand.

She was right, of course. As long as none of the officers had dropped out of the Kira Task Force since L’s death, Mello knew the names and titles of everyone involved. But this was a baseline, a test to see whether the chief’s daughter would lie to him.

“Don’t get smart with me,” he warned. “You’ll only be hurting yourself.”

“He’s the Commissioner General of the National Police Agency!” the woman rushed, tears streaming down her face. “They- they said he resigned a long time ago, at the start of the Kira case, but he’s been working behind the scenes this whole time!”

“On what?”

“The Kira Task Force. He’s the second in command, after L.”

“What does he do on it?”

The woman flinched, her voice dripping with remorse as she shyly explained, “I- I don’t know… he doesn’t tell me.”

“Fine, then. Who else is on it?”

“I don’t know everyone there…”

With a dull expression, Mello flicked his chocolate wrapper at the woman’s head. “Hurry up, I don’t have time for you to be vague. Tell me everyone who works on the Kira Task Force, to the best of your knowledge.”

Fearing another slap, Sayu turned her head from the man, her hair in tangles as she caved in. “Touta Matsuda… I-I’m sorry, but I only know his full name. For the rest of them, I only have last names.”

“And what are they?” Mello growled, raising his hand as a threat. “Aizawa! Aizawa! And there’s him, Yamagishi, and a woman named Akiyama. There are two more, both men, but I… I don’t know them well.”

“How long have they all been working on the Kira case?”

“From the beginning, I think… I remember Yamagishi visiting us a few months after it started, and I’m sure Matsuda and Aizawa were there as well.”

“Fine. What–”

“Wait!”

Mello tilted his head, and the woman quickly averted her gaze, panic-stricken.

“I’m sorry, there- there was just another person. Hirokazu Ukita worked with them too, from the beginning, but he died in the first few months.”

“I understand. Do you know what any of them do within the Task Force?”

“I don’t… I’m sorry.”

“Quit apologizing, you sound like a child.” Shifting his weight in the chair, pressing his chin against its top, Mello narrowed his eyes. “How are they these days?” “They’re fine,” Sayu breathed. “I… I don’t know, I only ever really see Matsuda, Yamagishi, and Akiyama.” “God, that’s what they’re calling her now?”

“Akiyama?”

“She can only go through so many names, for God’s sake… this must be the third.”

“I don’t understand.”

“And you’re not supposed to. Well, Akiyama and Yamagishi… are they still dating?”

“Y-yeah. How did you know?”

“You know, Sayu, I’m starting to understand why they had to bring out the duct tape. You want me to leave you with those lunatics again?”

“No!” the woman screeched. “No, stay! I’ll answer anything you want!” “Do they live together, then? Akiyama and Yamagishi?” “I’m pretty sure…”

“Are they married?”

“Not to my knowledge. He just calls her his girlfriend.”

“How often do you see them?”

“Oh, I… maybe a couple of times a year? I don’t know. They’re pretty busy.”

“It doesn’t matter. Where does the Kira Task Force work?”

“I don’t know… probably in the police headquarters.”

Mello’s face fell flat. “If you think L is stupid enough to do that, I’m amazed you managed to get into university at all.”

“I don’t know!” the woman repeated, curling her fingers into fists. “I’ve been awake for hours, and I’m starving, and I don’t know what you want from me, damnit! I don’t know!”

“Your choice, then.”

His coat crinkling as he stood, Mello raised his hand and gestured for Jack and the others to follow him.

“No!” Sayu begged, her voice raising an octave in her moment of desperation. “No, I didn’t mean it!” Mello paid the woman no mind, staring her down as he asked, “Do you guys want to know what she said?”

Behind him, a group of mafiosi turned their heads, obedient to his every word.

All but Jack, that is.

The man kept his gaze to the ground, his eyes listless, two voids stacked over his cracking skin as he sighed.

“That includes you, you bozo,” Mello grunted, making a point of flicking Jack’s forehead. “God, maybe you and her are meant for each other…”

“What’d she say, boss?” the man finally snapped, obviously annoyed.

“She doesn’t want to answer anything I say, that’s all… remind you of someone, Jack?”

“My bad, I was thinking about something.”

“There’s a first for everything.”

Jack lit a cigarette, his laugh slicing through the bitter air, though it resolved none of his disdain for the chocoholic teenager he called a don. “Well, what do you want us to do about the broad in the chair?”

Glancing purposefully at Sayu, Mello chuckled. “I thought I would leave that up to you guys. I have a flight to catch.”

He turned, then, his footsteps ringing against the cold steel of the room like a fork against a wine glass. Sayu shrieked as he walked away, much preferring the company of her Japanophone captor to his pawns.

Expecting only her cries to trail his exit, Mello was surprised to hear Jack walking behind him. Having handed his cigarette to Miller, who in turn pressed it into the young woman’s neck, he approached empty-handed. Even so, a bizarre and brazen curiosity filled the edges of his whittled face.

Mello huffed as he turned. “You take too much crack or something? You’re supposed to be over there.”

“It was you I was thinking about,” Jack replied, seamlessly. “I was wondering why you still wear that big cross on your neck after everything you’ve done.”

“Is that your idea of a joke?”

If he were slightly more sober, the man may just have cackled. “Oh, I’m much too old for jokes. I’m being honest, boss. It’s a question.”

“A question you don’t need an answer to,” Mello hissed. “I wear it because I want to, and if that isn’t enough to satisfy you, you should remember that there’s plenty of space back there for another chair.”

“Calm down, will you?”

“I’ll calm down when you learn your place. Why the hell are you asking questions like that?”

“It’s just that in my experience,” Jack mumbled, “The people who go out of their way to show their devotion to God have the most to hide from Him…” Inexplicably, with the cunning false innocence of a child, the man’s face shifted into the slightest whisper of a grin. “I wanted to see if you were one of them.”

In that moment, the ground beneath Mello’s feet seemed to warp, tilting the two closer to each other by a trick of the light. His skin grew hot, almost unbearably so, his blood boiling in a mix of anger and anxiety he could not understand.

He struggled to form a response, so taken aback by Jack’s assumption that he could not connect his brain to his lips.

Fortunately, Jack answered on his own, barely narrowing his eyes as he muttered, “I think I know now.”

Pulling the man by the collar of his shirt, Mello pressed his forehead to Jack’s, their eyes so close together he could practically see into the bartender’s body.

His voice razor-sharp, he simply uttered, “Tell me shit like that when I’m the one answering to you.”

Then, throwing Jack to the floor, Mello unwrapped a bar of chocolate and stumbled off.

However, he would never fully shake the man’s judgement, following him like a curse.

By the time he arrived in the capital, Mello had persuaded himself that Jack’s insult was the result of an inhumanly high dosage of crack cocaine combined with a pre-existing hatred of his boss.

Something about the man’s boldness disturbed him, and had from the moment they met. Indeed, Jack carried himself as though he had no fear of death, like he had given up on himself ages ago.

However grating he was, Mello was not annoyed with Jack; he simply feared that one day, he would turn into him.

Plunging him away from that primordial terror, the door creaked open, and in walked the man of the hour, the practical messiah of the Paragon gang, a true D.C. insider, the dubiously-named Supervisory Special Agent Ill Ratt.

“Sean,” Mello greeted, sliding his feet off of the desk. “You finally made it.”

“I came as soon as I could, boss.”

“Near must be working you to death, then… I guess that checks out. As clever as he thinks he is, he’s useless on his own.”

“No, it’s not that, although I suppose you’re right.” His head throbbing, frazzled from a hard day’s work, the rat slumped into the seat across from Mello. “You have to admit, though, we’ve got a lot of work to do now that you’ve kidnapped the Commissioner General’s daughter.”

Mello frowned. “So he already knows. Did the Task Force reach out to him?”

“No, we contacted them as soon as we heard that Takimura had disappeared. Actually, they thought it was us at first.”

“No kidding… I didn’t think Near had it in him. Well, did he and Light have a chance to catch up?”

“He’s braver than I thought,” Sean sighed. “Not only did he reveal he’s working on the case, he outright accused him of being Kira.”

Playing with the beads of his rosary, Mello was quick to correct the agent. “That’s not bravery, that’s stupidity. The first time he talks to the Task Force in years, and he’s already made himself their enemy… he really hasn’t changed.”

“To be fair, boss… I don’t think we’re exactly their friend, either.”

Mello chuckled. “You have a point. But knowing Near, he plans on getting through to the Task Force by working with them… it’s a pretty terrible job for a kid who never had a friend in his life, don’t you think? No wonder he had to bring Linda with him…

“Tell me, Sean,” the man continued after a brief pause. “What do they have you doing there?”

“My job is to investigate your whereabouts and activities, along with the entire gang. It’s a balancing act, for sure, but I’ve managed to keep myself in check. As far as I know, no one suspects a thing.”

“I wouldn’t be so sure.”

“You… mean to say that you think they know I’m a rat?”

“I’ll let you in on something: there’s a difference between being stupid and being dumb. A stupid person looks at someone like you and never suspects a thing. A dumb person, on the other hand, sees what you are and decides to keep their knowledge to themself. Near is dumb, but not stupid. Touta Matsuda—the bastard that snuck into the Yotsuba Headquarters—is stupid, but not dumb.”

“Isn’t there anyone who’s both?”

“Of course there is,” Mello sneered. “That’s Jack.”

Withholding his laughter, Sean nodded. “I understand, boss.”

“So you’ve been investigating me… you and who else?”

“Well, you’ll be happy to know that I’m the head of the operation.” The rat slipped his hand into his jacket, unzipping a hidden pouch and pushing past wires in order to find the report. “Working under me are nine agents… actually, one of them sort of reminds me of you.”

The stack of papers fell onto the desk with little fanfare.

“No kidding?” Mello hummed, scrolling through the list of names.

“Not at all, boss. His name is Stephen Loud—code name, Stephen Gevanni. He’s some kind of a genius, I tell you what… one of the most successful young agents the Bureau’s seen in a while.”

“He must be… you keep talking to him on your tapes.”

“I would argue that he talks to me. I think he knows something fishy is going on between us. It’s not like me to act so lazy.”

“Then don’t be lazy,” Mello blasted. “Let them investigate me all they want, there’s not a hole they can dig that’ll lead to me.”

Sean pursed his lips, not convinced by the man’s claim, yet too timid to argue. “Right.”

In front of him, the fruits of his labor slid through his boss’s fingers, unimpressed. “So who are these other groups? Do they all investigate different parts of the case?”

“You could say that, yes. There are six of us, in total. Group A is made up of only the Commander, Near, and Linda—they oversee the operation, of course. Group B investigates you, Group C investigates Matt, Group D has been trying to track the members of the Kira Task Force, Group E is in charge of studying Kira worshippers and supporters, and Group F is focused on all current and former suspects.”

Mello’s eyes shot up from the list. “And who’s on that list of suspects, exactly?”

“Hideki Ide, Koreyoshi Kitamura and his family, uncleared members of the NPA, the Yotsuba Group, Teru Mikami, Ichiro Harada, and Kiyomi Takada. Essentially… everyone L ever suspected of being Kira that haven’t been involved with the investigation the entire time.”

“Ide still works for the police,” Mello reasoned. “And never even met Light and Mimi. You guys are wasting your time looking into him. Kitamura I’m not concerned with, and the Yotsuba Group is dead… but how about those last three? What have they been up to?”

“That’s been a major concern for the group, actually. After L’s death, Teru returned to civilian life, but was often seen associating with Ichiro and Kiyomi. He was bitter enemies with Kiyomi’s boyfriend, Daiki Nobushi, from what we know… and as fate would have it, the one time Daiki visited the two together, he left in a stupor. That wasn’t like him… he was extremely possessive of Kiyomi, and had shown up to the apartment furious.”

Mello narrowed his eyes, his breath caught momentarily in his throat.

Was it not him who had studied the camera footage of Arayoshi Hatori as he stumbled out of Higuchi’s home? Who saw the emptiness in his eyes as he returned to his wife and children, locking the door behind him, sealing his own inferno?

Even then, he could picture the desperation hidden beneath Hatori’s blank expression, the sense of panic that followed him home that night as he realized he had become little more than a shinigami’s marionette.

“He died then,” Mello whispered. “Didn’t he?”

Gravely, the rat nodded. “A few days later, he suffocated in his sleep. Not too long after that, it seems that Teru and Kiyomi started dating. Within two months of Daiki’s death, she deleted most of her internet posts, especially those with identifying information like photographs or pieces of her name. A week or go, give or take, she and Teru got married.”

“That son of a bitch…”

“Even worse, Kiyomi has grown close to Light and Mimi. The SPK has reached the conclusion that she learned of Teru’s identity as Kira by accident, and that he must have killed Nobushi in the heat of the moment. Light and Mimi were seen rushing to the apartment after he had left, which led Linda to believe that they allowed Teru to keep her alive because of her pro-Kira attitudes. From what we can infer, Kiyomi has been fully accepted by the three Kiras, and could potentially be acting as Kira herself.”

Standing up, too tense to sit, Mello rolled his shoulders, admitting with a sigh, “I wrote her suspect profile myself, you know. I should have figured something like this would happen… I guess it makes our job a little more difficult, doesn’t it? I never met her. Well, what about Harada? How is he now that he and Mikami are reunited?”

“It’s funny you should ask,” Sean chuckled. “We have no reason to believe he’s aware that Teru or Kiyomi are acting as Kira, but he’s still somehow gotten caught up in the case.”

Mello spun around without a second thought, almost stunned by the absurdity of the notion. “Light is trying to frame him?”

“Not to my knowledge… see, he was an employee at Yotsuba during Higuchi’s time as Kira. He never spoke to him, but on the day the six members of the group died, the last person Suguru Shimura ever spoke to was him.”

“Damnit, that’s right! I remember reading about it… God, you must have seen the reporting on their deaths, didn’t you? Maybe it was Takada who killed them, then… I don’t think Light would want to attract that much attention while he killed them off. It’s a whole conspiracy at this point…”

“That’s our theory, as well.”

“Too bad,” Mello mumbled, shaking his head. “I’m lucky you can get all of this information out of Near, but I really do hate to be associated with him… I guess that doesn’t matter, though. Go on.”

Sean shifted his weight. “There’s not much more to say, I’m afraid. Harada was one of the several hundred employees to resign from Yotsuba after the Corporate Suicides, along with his now-wife, Natsumi Enomoto. She’s been writing a book about the events, which is scheduled to come out this year… Ichiro is less involved. From what we can tell, he just wants to move on with his life and forget whatever brief encounter he had with Suguru Shimura.”

“I don’t blame him. Don’t you find it odd, though? What Shimura told him?”

“I’m sorry,” Sean flushed, biting the tip of his tongue. “I never really cared much for that whole mess. What did he say?”

Mello drew his finger over his lips, his thumb tucked beneath his chin as he thought. “I believe his exact words to Harada were… ‘I wanted to wish you good luck. I don’t think you know what’s coming to you.’”

The rat hummed without an indication of shock or intrigue, evidently clueless as to the words’ meaning.

“Well,” his boss sighed. “I think it’s interesting. Shimura… he had this intuition to him, one of the strangest traits I ever saw in a person. Everything he guessed about the case was true, and he only knew it from a gut feeling. For heaven’s sake, Sean, he knew Taro Matsui wasn’t really dead, he knew Midori Ashikaga was a plant to capture Kira… and if you ask me, I think he was onto something when he said he was certain Namikawa was speaking to Kira on the phone.”

Sean only pursed his lips, squeezing half a breath into the air, suggesting he had come up with a question.

Of course, he would never ask it.

“Jesus Christ,” Mello grumbled. “You need to start studying those emails I sent you. If you’re going to be a double agent, you at least need to catch up on the case! Talk about rats… Namikawa was never this confused, come to think of it.”

“I’m sorry, boss, I—”

“Save it. All I mean is, it’s funny Harada keeps getting himself involved in the case. His own damn cousin is Kira, his boss was part of the Yotsuba Group, and he’s none the wiser… he’ll need all the luck he can get, that’s for sure. If he takes one step closer to Mikami, he’ll get himself killed.”

“I understand.”

“Oh, finally. Well, let’s get on with it. What does the FBI know about me?”

Sean took a deep breath in, not exactly thrilled to arouse his boss’s anger. “They know your name, for starters.”

As expected, Mello’s face curled into that all-too-familiar snarl, his eyes wide, two razor-sharp icicles against his flaming red skin. “They what?! You useless piece of— Jesus, Sean, you didn’t think to tell me sooner? What, did they give it to Light?”

The rat threw his hands in the air, guiltless. “They don’t have a last name. By the rules of the Death Note, that’s not enough to kill you.”

“Well how did they get it?”

“Matt gave it to Near before he left the Wammy House. He told him your name was Mihael, that you had been living under the alias of Immanuel Feigel, and that you had run away in an attempt to capture Kira yourself.”

If he were less concerned with his reputation, Mello would have easily slammed his head into the wall, pulling his forehead away with bloodied chunks of drywall stuck to his skin.

One tiny mistake five years ago had been enough to lead the SPK down his path. While he snuck through alleyways in New York City, having all but forgotten his old life, Matt had been dead-set on revenge, giving away everything he knew about his former boyfriend to earn back the thousand dollars he stole.

Suffice it to say, Mello would never rummage through a drawer so loudly again.

“Is that how he feels about me?” the man asked no one in particular. “After everything I did for him?”

“It seems like you and Near both have been trying to convince him to join you.”

“No shit, Sean… I already sent the postcard; if he hands that over to Near, he’ll have the address of the nightclub.”

“I can try to intercept it, but—”

“Damnit!” Mello dragged one hand down his face, his nail polish chipping against his skin as the gravity of the situation dawned on him. “There’s nothing else I can do, is there? Unless Matt decides to join us, we’re fucked.”

“Would it be so terrible to close the nightclub?” Sean posed. “We’ve got plenty of revenue coming in, now, thanks to you… it’s not our only laundering front, anyway.”

“If we close it, then Matt will show up to the address and find no one. It’s bad enough he’s given information to Near, but we don’t really need him just to keep the SPK off our backs. He’s a technical genius.”

“I don’t understand… What are you planning that would require someone like him?”

In spite of everything, Mello began to laugh, unable to believe his rat’s stupidity. “God, you have no idea… don’t you even know who your boss is?”

“Commander Rester,” Sean answered, furrowing his brow.

“Better than him.”

“Near and Linda?”

“Better.”

“The… attorney general?”

“You’re hopeless,” Mello scoffed. “Forget it. Just know that once my plan goes through, we won’t have an SPK to worry about anymore… or, if it doesn’t go as planned, at least we won’t have Hoope in our way.”

Sean’s jaw dropped. “You’re going to assassinate him?”

“Leave that to me. Now, has the SPK found anything on Matt?”

“Not much,” the rat admitted, still reeling from the revelation. “All we know, really, is that he went to college in Montreal after graduating. We can only assume he’s still there, but without his real name, we’ll stay at square one forever.”

“That’s fine, as long as they can’t contact him.” Unbothered, Mello pried open a bar of chocolate. “Now, aside from that… Sean, when Chief Yagami comes to pay the ransom, would you do me a little favor?”

“Oh… of course.”

“I don’t want to be anywhere near LA when it happens, you know. God knows how much crazier Light’s gotten in the past few years… he could blow the whole base up easily, or kill all of us… hell, Yagami could just go rogue and take out anyone he thinks hurt his daughter.”

Sean tilted his head. “I suppose so, but what are you asking me to do?”

“If it wouldn’t bother you, I was hoping I could stay with you here. It should only be a few days, and—” The man extended his bitten chocolate to his subordinate. “I won’t need much to eat, or bring a lot of luggage with me. The bare minimum, you know?”

Truly, there was no way Sean could refuse an order from his boss. Knowing this full-well, he plastered a smile as he responded, “That’d be perfectly fine.”

“I had a feeling you’d say that.”

“So did I, boss.”

Hearing that, Mello cackled. No matter how much blood stained his name, it seemed that man had never lost his sense of humor. After all, he was only nineteen.

“You know what, Sean? Jack needs to take a lesson from you, that bastard… I’ll be sad to see you go, someday, man.”

Oblivious, Sean smiled. “Then you’ll be glad to know I’ve got thirty years before I retire.”

“Right… right…” Mello unceremoniously grabbed his coat from off of his chair, throwing it over one shoulder as he held onto his chocolate bar. “Well then, I guess we’re through. Do you have any other nosy questions about my plans?”

“Just one, if you wouldn’t mind.”

“Oh, God, I didn’t think you’d say yes… but go ahead.”

“You mentioned holding Sayu Yagami for ransom.” Genuinely curious, Sean crossed his arms. “But… we’ve already agreed that the gang has no need for money. I doubt that it’s money you’re after, anyway, so… what exactly do you want the chief to trade for his daughter?”

“That’s easy,” Mello snickered, folding his rat’s list of names into a tight square. “I want Higuchi’s Death Note.”

Document: #MAF-2: Kal Snydar

Kal Snydar: A New York/Los Angeles Mafioso

Born:

23 February 1976, New York City, USA

Current Residence:

Unknown (Likely Los Angeles, USA)

Previous Residences:

42 Barness Street, Suite 273, New York City, USA

Known Health Issues:

Crack Cocaine Addiction

Relationships to Other Figures:

Mello (suspected associate)

Contacts:

N/A

Kal Snydar is an associate of the mafia syndicate outlined by the SPK, believed to be harboring Mello. Because he lacks Italian ancestry, he is presumably low-ranking. He has also been arrested four times, but was cleared each time due to lack of evidence.

Born in Brooklyn, New York City, Snydar appears to have been raised in an insular Hasidic Jewish community, which he ran away from in 1990. He was reported missing by his father, Aron Snydar, that same year. He was later discovered by a member of the New York Police Department at the age of eighteen, but refused to return home.

His first arrest was in 1993 for distributing crack cocaine. The following two arrests, in 1996 and 2002, were both for selling handguns without a license. In 2005, he was arrested on suspicion of murder. Again, he was released each time due to a lack of evidence, though he remained in FBI records as a suspicious person.

At some point between 2002 and 2005, he moved from New York to Los Angeles, and has presumably been living there ever since. We do not know what his job or address is, although he has been spotted crossing the US-Mexican border several times, and must speak some level of Spanish.

Like most criminals these days, he must be living under an alias to protect himself from Kira. The SPK is currently trying to figure out what that alias is, although they’re not getting very far.

Analysis

He’s just another piece in whatever Mello is doing… not a very important one, but he’s one of the only pieces we have. We should keep an eye on him.

Author: Light

#Death note fanfiction #death note #Top Five

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dioslesbianwife · 2 months ago

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I hope it’s not too much but could you do a part 4 head cannon that has a reader who is a conspiracy theorist who is unknowingly predicting the truth but the reader is oblivious to this fact.

ooh sure! hope you enjoy and thank you for requesting!

Morioh is a weird town, and you know it. Something isn’t right. You can feel it in your bones. The government’s hiding something. There’s something in the water. The radio static? A message.

Too bad no one takes you seriously.

But here’s the kicker- you’re right. You just don’t realize how right.

Josuke & Okuyasu

At first, they think you’re just a fun, eccentric weirdo. Josuke finds your theories hilarious, while Okuyasu is about one step away from fully believing you.

"Dude, what if they're onto something?"

"Bro, they just said the town is being monitored by ‘shadow birds’ from an alternate dimension.”

”Okay, but what if-”

The moment you casually mention how Morioh has an “unusual amount of serial killers” compared to its size, Josuke actually stops laughing. Because... you’re right.

You go on a rant about how the “small-town vibe” is a cover-up for something darker, and Josuke starts sweating because yep. That’s basically what’s happening.

Rohan Kishibe

He hates you. You are the most frustrating person he’s ever met.

You barge into his house mid-rant:

“Rohan, you have to hear this. I’ve figured it out- the economy of Morioh is fake. This town should not be able to sustain itself. Someone’s funding it from the shadows.”

Rohan staring at you because you just accidentally figured out the Morioh Grandfather Paradox but for money.

“Get out.”

He’s tempted- so tempted- to use Heaven’s Door just to see how your brain works.

He refuses to admit you might be onto something. But every now and then, you say something too accurate, and he just narrows his eyes at you.

Koichi Hirose

He starts off politely humoring you. “That’s an... interesting theory, [Name].”

But then you start talking about something that actually happened to him.

"Haha, wow, that’s... crazy. What a silly idea! Haha..." internally freaking out

He absolutely tells Jotaro about you at some point.

Jotaro Kujo

He immediately clocks you as a potential problem. Not because you’re dangerous, but because you keep guessing things too accurately.

He doesn’t like coincidences, and you? You’re a walking, talking coincidence factory.

He does not tell you you’re right, though. He figures the last thing you need is validation.

Kira Yoshikage

He despises you.

At first, he brushes you off as just another weird citizen of Morioh.

But then you start saying things like, “You know, I think the killer is someone super normal. Someone you’d never suspect. Maybe even a guy who works an office job, buys sandwiches, totally unremarkable...”

Kira sweating profusely.

The fact that you don’t even realize how close you are to the truth infuriates him.

He seriously considers making you his next victim, but you’re so chaotic and unpredictable that he doesn’t want to risk drawing attention to himself.

Instead, he just prays you never actually put the pieces together.

Bonus: Your Most Unhinged Theories

“Tonio puts something in his food.” → (Tonio’s Stand can heal people through food. That’s basically the same thing)

“There’s a secret society in Morioh that manipulates fate.” → (Technically true. The Stand users are literally shaping reality here.)

“The local radio station is sending coded messages.” → (Probably not canon but lowkey would be creepy cool)

“One day, I’m gonna discover a secret so dangerous it’ll change everything.” → (You already have)

#jojo's bizarre adventure #jjba part 4 #josuke higashikata #jotaro kujo #koichi hirose #rohan kishibe #okuyasu nijimura

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captainsolocide · 2 years ago

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[ID: Eight pictures of various character from Star Trek: Deep Space 9 with various text posts, tweets, or other images edited on to them. They are as follows:

1: A picture of Miles and Keiko O'Brien at their wedding with a post by @/catsi that says, "a cute girl once told me she had lots of plants in her house and i told her, for some fucking reason, 'damn the oxygen at your place must be mad crisp' and somehow still got her number so. chase your dreams. nothing is impossible apparently."

2: A picture of Kira Nerys praying with a post by @/amygdalae that says, "grant me the serenity to kill you with a brick, the courage to kill you with a brick, and the wisdom to kill you with a brick. amen."

3: A picture of Jadzia Dax smiling with two posts by @/imsoglitter. The first post says, "Women are from Venus because it rhymes with penis (thing that women have) and men are from mars because if you rearrange the letters in 'mars' you get 'arms' (thing that men have)." The second post says, "This gender shit is easy."

4: A picture of Jake Sisko writing with a post by @/skimble-shanks-the-railway-cat that says,

"Tiger Tiger burning bright

In the forest of the night

Holy fucking shit you guys

Shiny shiny tiger eyes."

5: A picture of Worf looking disheveled during a battle with a post by @/stardrifting that says, "touch starved but for physical violence."

6: A picture of Benjamin Sisko in his baseball uniform with a tweet by kim (@/KimmyMonte) that says, "football and soccer are like gimme the ball i want that ball but baseball is all like fuck this ball get rid of it i hate it."

7: A picture of Julian Bashir with a screenshot of several google search options that are as follows: Do lizards bite humans? What happens if a lizard touches you? Is it good to have lizards in the house? What are the dangers of lizards in your house? What attracts lizards to your house? How long will a lizard live in my house? Why do lizards keep coming in my house?

8: A picture of Odo with a post and reblogs by @/guinevereslancelot. The original post says, "first base is wound tending second base is hand touching." The first reblog says, "third base is marriage." The second reblog says, "actually third base is is shielding them with ur body fourth base is marriage." End ID]

dee ess nein texte poste…… 2!!!!!

once again if any of these have been done before I offer u my life in penance

#star trek ds9 #miles o'brien #keiko o'brien #kira nerys #jadzia dax #jake sisko #worf son of mogh #benjamin sisko #julian bashir #odo

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thegeminisage · 10 months ago

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ok its star trek update time. once again i am So Fucking Behind thank you work week from hell. monday (i think...) we watched ds9's "starship down" and "little green men," tuesday we did voy's "cold fire" and ds9's "sword of kahless," wednesday was voy's "maneuvers," except we watched it right after we watched star wars so i was incapable of paying attention properly, and last night we got ds9's "our man bashir" and voy's "resistance." whew!

starship down (ds9):

ALMOST perfect. i have very few notes here

first of all, sisko my best friend sisko my favorite guy sisko. i think it was very fun drama that sisko had to order the little bulkhead closed when he knew dax would die if he did in order to save the ship. i JUST WISH. he and dax. or he and literally anyone. had spoken about it afterward. i mean he thought his BEST FRIEND was DEAD and that it was HIS FAULT and we arent gonna follow through on that? what is this, tng??

that said, it was such a lovely way to deepen his relationship with kira...my best friend kira my favorite terrorist girl kira. it's easy to forget that she she has a truly and deeply held genuine belief that her boss is space jesus who is gonna save her people. and so then you've got. Your Boss, Who Is Jesus, But Also A Fallible Human Man. dying of a brain injury on the floor of your little spaceship. and what can you do! you only talk about work! kira wasn't out there making fun of him for "it's a big step" absoluuuutely not. she's just gotta tell him jack and the beanstalk, space version. and try to keep him from passing out. and then pray even though he thinks that's awkward. what a moment

AND THEYRE GONNA PLAY BASEBALL LATER. it it a TRAVESTY that baseball isn't ds9's thing the way poker was for tng or pool is for voyager. i understand it would be more expensive to shoot but like they got a whole ass set for that pool hall. come on.

side plot of bashir diving back in to save dax...WAH THEY LOVE EACHOTHER. HE'S SUCH A GOOD PERSON!!!!!! GOD

other side plot of quark lowkey being at fault for all of this (by cheating those guys) initially annoyed me but this episode did so much for quark in the me community because then he's like yeah i can deprogram the torpedo. and he can get in but not deprogram it. he just gets lucky. idk. it's so nice to see him do literally anything other than make unfunny jokes AND WHEN HE DOES he does a great job.

my final note is that it was charming kira misunderstood "hot dogs" but that quark will know what they are. how much do you think sisko had to pay him to get him to start making those for the holosuites lol

little green men (ds9):

im so glad i was able to forgive quark before this episode

this one was...fine. i enjoyed rom and nog a lot, and i didn't mind quark very much. he even made me laugh a couple of times!

i enjoyed all the jokes about how stupid were to be smoking and dropping atom bombs. when even QUARK is shocked at your behavior ("they IRRADIATED they OWN PLANET?") you know you've really fucked up

this raises so many questions about the universal translators though. people just...have those? under their skin? in their ears? all the time? then what on earth did they need a big one for in tos? what is this, farscape?

i've just now learned one of the guys in this ep was in tos, but since i never rewatch way to eden i didn't recognize him at all. iirc he famously said he'd love to come back to trek one day but only if they let him wear proper clothes. i am absolutely tickled with this information i love star trek

also, it was funny when nog said "i'm supposed to report you for smuggling but i'm not sworn in yet so i'll keep it under my hat for 10%." i love him so much.

of course, my favorite part of this episode was surprise odo. i remember joking when the dog put its paws on quark's chest "haha it's odo" and then 2 seconds later the dog DID TURN INTO ODO and i lost my fucking mind. my best friend odo...we haven't had any odo-centric content in awhile so this was a nice way to tide me over until "crossover," which ik is going to be a biggie and which BETTER BE FUCKING GOOD.

cold fire (voy):

my absolute favorite thing about this episode was that we get a little outside pov on voyager. this dangerous warship that appeared out of nowhere and leaves destruction in its wake with its advanced technology. <3 like, is that what theyre doing? no, at least not on purpose, but i absolutely LOVE that it's how they look to outsiders.

someone has got to teach kes how to recognize a red fucking flag. that guy was soooo shady from the get-go. girl, run. you know it's dire when even neelix's paranoia is justified.

actually, neelix wasn't in this ep much, but i liked what we had of him. he was willing to go with kes anywhere and just wanted her to be safe and live longer. wah. i really wish he didn't have this jealousy plotline as a black mark on his record because i REALLY like him otherwise

i liked the horror elements in this one at the end! the demonic little blonde girl, the women being pinned to the ceiling dripping blood...you may stop watching s*pernatural but you will never really stop watching s*pernatural. VERY surprising but in a fun way. also, tentacles

on a final note, tuvok is a VERY good sport about almost getting his head boiled by kes. like yes logic blah blah blah she does need instruction but just bc vulcans dont allow emotions to control them doesnt mean they dont FEEL emotions. anyone else would have been through with teaching her forever probably. i love tuvok so much i am so happy every time he is on my screen

sword of kahless (ds9):

RETURN OF THE KING!!!!! i'm so glad if any one of them lived it was going to be kor. i thought he died and that would have been kinder probably but he was the first ever klingon on star trek...he deserved another episode the most. also, if i had had to look at squire of gothos guy again it would've made me unwell

ALSO, KIRK MENTION. i literally had to rewind it and listen again 😭

i LOVED the first half of this episode. i loved dax and worf getting to know each other in a more subtle way, and i REALLY loved kor treating worf really niceys and vice versa. they were such good buddies! we were having a great time!

everybody got really annoying after they found the sword, except of course for dax, who got to be really fucking done in a funny way. dax having a consistent personality now has made her so fun, genuinely

and like, i kept wondering if the sword was cursed, how it made them act this way, why weren't they in their right minds...and then in the end it was Just Them. they quite literally tried to murder each other and it was JUST THEM. which could have been a very sobering realization if it was played that way, if like dax had assumed there was a curse or a psychic something-or-other messing with them, and then they realized in the cold light of day they had no excuses to fall back on...but that's not what they did, so, eh. gets an "either" on the spreadsheet. rip season 4's winning streak

i will say i had to google halfway thru the ep whether kor died and found out he does come back but then dies later. i'd rather know though because i couldn't take the anxiety.

OH WAIT YEAH I NEARLY FORGOT.................the return of that random kid from that one tng episode. fucking insane. the DEEP deep lore. i couldn't believe it

maneuvers (voy):

SESKA MY BEST FRIEND SESKA. SHE IS BACK!!! TO CAUSE PROBLEMS ON PURPOSE

kazon politics in this episode were BOOOORINGGG but seska made up for it

rewinding a little: chakotay and b'elanna flirting at the beginning was hot. i STILL can't believe she ends up with tom paris. that said, chakotay could work with almost any character on this cast. he's just great like that. thats why seska wanted him

also, i liked that janeway took the time to explain to neelix why "one little computer component" had the potential to cause sooo much trouble. it's a clever way to disguise that what she's really doing is explaining it to the audience, but it's also kind to stop and take a second to genuinely hear and respond to his concern, and make him understand, instead of just getting annoyed

b'elanna is really that ride or die friend. chakotay fucked RIGHT off and she still went to bat for him MULTIPLE times to try and get janeway to go easy on him. in the pilot she wouldn't leave without harry kim even though she didn't even really like him because they had been stuck together. she defends tuvok in an episode later too that i'll get into when i get there but i really truly and deeply love that about her. NO one is more loyal than b'elanna

some SERIOUS close encounter shit happening in this episode with seska. i'm thrilled that chakotay finally gets some juicy drama that they don't need to consult their fake racist expert to write. especially because:

BABY? SESKA IS GONNA HAVE CHAKOTAY'S BABY?? god i can't fucking wait. then he'll have just 3 less babies than tuvok. who has 4 babies, if i haven't mentioned that yet today

also, his scene with janeway at the end...AUGH. one thing that differentiates voyager from tng for ME is how much they all love each other on voyager. it comes through SO clearly, even when they're angry with one another, maybe especially then. tng was so. STERILE. every scene janeway and chakotay have together is CRACKLING. voyager has had a lot of duds so far, it's true, but you just don't get that kind of tension on tng - or when you do it's very very VERY rare

our man bashir (ds9):

another ds9 s4 ep i'm "eh" about..i mean, i don't like holodeck episodes in the best of circumstances, but i genuinely believed if anyone could pull it off it'd be ds9. however i am feeling so lukewarm

garak and julian were incredible, of course. i was particularly thrilled by the bit at the end where julian straight-up plagiarized him to stall for time. AND after thinking about it i like that garak was literally willing to leave them to die - it seemed ouit of character at first, because you think of him as a Good Guy Who Is On Our Side Because He Has Breakfast With Odo, but maybe actually it serves as a nice little reminder that he's still quite unknown

AND i love when avery brooks gets to act unhinged. mirror sisko i will miss you forever

i also liked that horny thing o'brien did with the gun. do it again

that said...the set-up for this episode was sooo flimsy. like, why was garak even there, for starters. like it's kind of funny that he's just being nosy but also like. it is flimsy

also, i've never seen any bond movies, which means i didn't get most of the bond jokes

but my major complaint was the women...what is this, tng? jadzia "honey bear" dax was one thing - dax kind of likes being sexy and showing herself off and she's more than down to clown. but putting KIRA in the holosuite and then objectifying her like that (AND making her kiss julian! i know the actors were married but cmon) just feels...so demeaning. kira would never want this. we quite literally had an entire episode devoted to the fact that kira would feel angry and violated for her image to be used in the holodeck for any purpose, let alone sexy ones.

even in that one episode with old bashir in the coma, which may as well have been a holodeck episode, we learned something about him. the episode fucking sucked but we came away from it with some measure of character development. we got nothing here but a fun time (if you have seen bond movies and don't mind objectifying women).

resistance (voy):

THIS ONE MADE ME CRY............

that weird creepy old man...i spent all of the episode going if anything happens to this guy i'll kill everyone in this room and then myself

and by the time we got to the end and he DID die i was almost grateful because then at least he can stop missing his family.

AND LIKE I BELIEVED HIM. i was right there with janeway!!! i was like damn you gotta go find his wife before you leave AND SHE WAS REALLY GONNA GO. she was gonna risk her life for it! BUT SHE'S DEAD

and then at the end when she isn't listening harry kim doesn't look hurt or offended he's just CONCERNED. because they LOVE HER her crew LOVES HER. like what the fuck

anyway i'm glad he killed that guy FUCK that guy no one deserved to kill him more than that old man

the other thing that really got me was tuvok and b'elanna. again, b'elanna is the ride or die friend bc when they tried to take him she was LITERALLY going to fight 3 guys with guns to her certain death to keep it from happening and only didn't because tuvok told her not to.

i am so sad for tuvok always. he is so far from home and they were TORTURING him!!! he hasn't seen his 4 babies or the orchids he breeds in like a year and they're torturing him!!!!! i really loved his and b'elanna's conversation when he got back to the cell...it was a very sweet moment between them

but i MOSTLY loved when tuvok got to vulcan nerve pinch that guy. not NEARLY enough vulcan nerve pinching in this series since spock left if you ask me. i want him to do that many more times

also, absolutely giddy that nobody bothered to explain what it is to either the characters or the audience. we all knew. everybody say thank you leonard nimoy

WHEW. that was so many, may it never pile up like this again, etc etc. TONIGHT: ds9's "homefront" and "paradise lost."

#personal #star trek blogging #ds9 lb #voy lb

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