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[paperbagedhead]

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She kept her word.

[futurirubati]

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[cosmicstarlatte]

MC's Livestream (Obey Me!)

MC: Welcome to my criiiiiib! [Trips and the camera cuts]

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MC: ANYWAY let's explore!

We got BIG daddy in the house! [Close up of Lucifer reading before he notices and gives that death glare]

[Camera tries to focus on Mammon] Over here on this couch is our favorite little convict! Probably on house arrest! ("Oi! They got nothing!")

[Shakily zooms in on Levi's door] You do not go there. You never go there. It's very haunted, you can hear moaning every night.

Oh hey Satan! [Satan waves as he passes] That folks is our resident furry! [Camera gets knocked to the floor and viewers see MC running from Satan]

Woah the whore is actually home! Hi Asmo! [Zooms in on Asmo on his phone, he flicks off the camera but then smiles and blows a kiss] For the love of Dia I wanna be him so bad. Literal goals.

[Camera slightly zooms in on Beel in the kitchen] Crikey! Look at that beautiful beast feeding! Let's try to take a closer look though!

[Camera cuts off and on again,MC is covered in pudding, screaming and running from a rabid Beel]

[Close up of a snoozing Belphie] See guys he's not so scary! [MC pinches his cheeks] Haha tiny cow go moo moo! [Belphie opens his eyes and grabs MCs hand] "What are you doing? Actually you know what-"

[Belphie grabs the camera and the stream cuts off]

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[cynicjovial]

Schizophrenia, DID and delusion jokes became popular because it became less socially acceptable to joke about ocd, autism etc. and people still wanted to be ableist. I see you making jokes about being delusional and thinking people with actual delusions need to be locked away. I see you making schizo jokes. you would say the r slur if you could get away with it.

It's easy to pick on the most misunderstood mental illnesses because you know the people you are hurting are way less that the people who don't care.

you don't get to pick and choose which mental illness to respect. And if you ever try to advocate for disabled or neurodivergent people rights I know your words are actually empty and performative.

Sorry if tagging your post as unreality ruins the joke. It must be so hard to live in a world where there are such insane people that can't tell reality apart. They should just get locked away from your eyes, right? I hope you don't ever put trigger warnings just to stay coherent, unless you think there's a certain level a neurodivergent person can be weird until it's acceptable. Well, they can't be too ridiculous right? they should be a little normal at least. They don't reserve respect because something that's out of their control is too far right? Respect is only given if you don't have to think too hard or do a little work right?

I see you.

[comradekarin]

barbz are so fucking stupid it makes me sick. y’all doxxed, harassed and threatened a tik toker for being the one to TELL THE TRUTH about nicki, and use the sarcastic “so family is off limits” comment as if that’s cute? doing a fabulous read on nicki “cokehead” minaj defending and endorsing her rapist, pedophilic husband and brother and surrounding herself with violent men while simultaneously degrading women are the same as a sixteen year old saying her opinion online? the barbz getting other accounts banned/doxxed who speak out against her? leaking megan’s mother’s gravesite? making dehumanizing edits and disgracing megan’s character (and nicki liking and reposting these comments as well)? nicki minaj is a 41 year old grown ass multimillionaire woman, please stop excusing her childish and dangerous ass behavior because of how she grew up. even the insinuation that she doesn’t know any better because of her upbringing is also an extremely disgusting thing to say. her long ass incoherent rants on twitter are not “iconic”, it’s EMBARRASSING.

nicki loves to play villain and victim when it suits her. you’d think her defense of her husband and brother would be the line drawn for people, but it’s treated as something to bypass and ignore and “not consider as a fan of the music”. nicki is NOT your friend. she is NOT your family. parasocial relationships with celebrities who will never know you are dangerous. it’s one thing to be fan, it’s another to blindly follow, support, and justify anything your fav does. if you can excuse the disgusting actions of one, that means you have never stood for the principals and morals you claim to have. fuck, some of y’all must be doing lines with her cuz the amount of delusion, hate, and ignorance that so many barbz exude needs to be studied. do better.

[breha]

[letssetsailor]

A messy lighting practice w/ my favorite wife

[borealhauntings]

[almaasi]

After SIX MONTHS I have another Rabbit Lightning fic... that I wrote two years ago. This one ft. Redd and Lohn and some post-quarantine lovin'.

Ask For What You Need

Redd and Lohn meet up for the first time since quarantine began. Lohn, at first craving a hug, soon realises he’s in need of more. Luckily Redd is just as desperate to be kissed and touched. But how many weeks have to pass before they're touch-starved enough to allow it to happen again? And what if they don’t need to be with each other, they just... want to?

🐰 17.9k ⋆ NC-17

⚡ read on AO3

P.S. If you want Redd's "I got the Dolly vaccine" t-shirt, that's here.

And so is this -- the official Rabbit Lightning t-shirt in Mythical's Amazon store doesn't ship to New Zealand, so I made my own.

[paperbagedhead]

Do you think the science side of tumblr could explain why we asexuals are fawning over an animated romantic comedy?

[poniesart]

[Image Description: Two images of digital art. The first drawing shows a Takara pony, a 1980s Japanese version of the My Little Pony franchise that looks like an anthropomorphic, bipedal pony. She is white with teal, light teal, and pink hair. She is wearing a teal plaid blouse, a yellow dotted skirt, a pink-and-yellow bracelet, and a yellow hair clip shaped like a chat bubble. She is talking on a flip phone and smiling.

The second image depicts a Dream Beauty, a 1980s My Little Pony spinoff with a semi-realistic horse body. She is white with a teal, light teal, and pink mane. There is a teal gradient on the ends of her legs. She has yellow eye shadow. The symbol on her rear is a teal chat bubble containing a pony, and a pink chat bubble containing a heart. End ID]

A Takara pony and Dream Beauty version of Posty, the My Little Pony Trading Post mascot, drawn to win entries for their recent annual fundraiser!

[cosmicstarlatte]

Diavolo: Hello my little creampuff~ ♡

MC: Hey! ♡

Simeon (overhearing): Creampuff?? Do you like creampuffs that much? ^^

MC (sweating): Y-you could say that...

Diavolo: Oh, loves them. 😏

MC: DIA!

[vellichorom]

* smells like autumn...

saw parable cookification becoming a light trend even before i posted these- SOOO ~ now seems like as good a time as any to snuggle into the bandwagon,

( ft @tomi-chuu‘s ever beloved stanley ~ )

[is-on-its-way]

[beepbeepbithc]

venmo me $20 to get lunch and i’ll take 3 photos just for you

i also have PayPal and CashApp, DM me for them <3

[kat-ryn]

Anytime you pet Assan in datv it’s just so cute! I love that little griffin!