#Post-UwUifer

[asmolllurker]

the Queer Council

Me! The Queer Dictator.

is not an evil dictator

Smart but a little unhinged, lol

@post-uwuifer

Moot!!!

Beloved Silly Advisor.

War Leader

I will draw your sona soon, Dear UwUifer.

@aspennntree

Fun

Cool

People’s advisor - keeping us updated on the rest of the world’s Craziness as well as the wildness within my kingdom

@thelunarsystemwrites

Moot!!!

Queer Treasurer (I think that’s what you wanted-)

you are wonderful <3<3<3

I AM EATING UR ART LIKE IM STARVED ITS SO PRETTY

🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂

@delitmal

Another Moot!!!

you’re over here liking every single thing I post like for every like you get $1000000-

I give you the title of a high noble

your really cool

Thanks for liking my hinged queer silly stuff!

@schneidersumbrella

Asked to be on!

silly silly

A jester

I will have so many jesters

10/10 ask button name

”banana phone”

truly a work of art

More to be added as Invites are Sent!!

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Step 4; Request in Comments, wait for my response!

you may also ask for Friends/Moots/Etc to be added

[hellsitepfpgrabber]

@post-uwuifer

[the-haiku-bot]

I need to wook wike

a man so I can dwess wike

a woman UwU

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

i need to look like a man so i can dress like a woman

[jacky-rubou]

💚👀

💚: What does everyone else get wrong about your favorite character?

Oh, that's easy when Ford's my favorite character, lmao.

Everything!

I'm exhausted by all the takes I've seen about him being purely selfish and evil and who doesn't give a fuck about his family when that couldn't be further from the truth!

like he gets mad at Stan for breaking his trust and opening the torment nexus that will destroy everyone and their dog if opened just to save him and everyone screams that he's the devil for not giving him any thanks. honestly, who can blame him?! what's the point of opening the torment nexus for one person if everything else is destroyed, y'know? like damn, the man didn't even get an apology first!

also, the 'ego'. idk, having poor self worth and seeking validation to cope with that feeling of being worthless otherwise must look similar enough to egotism for people to get confused i guess. his intellect is all he thinks he has for him to have value. he doesn't actually think he has inherent value just by existing, so he seeks it out using his smarts. that's why bill was able to manipulate him so easily, man.

also, the victim blaming... i could go on and on about the victim blaming. how many times do i have to say that Ford was Bill's victim and the apocalypse wasn't his fault? How many times do i have to remind people of how manipulation works? how many times do i have to say that it's not anyone's fault but Bill's before they get it? how many times do i have to say that Ford is not stupid for what Bill did. He didn't know. Not knowing is not a fucking moral failure.

god there's so much the fandom gets wrong with him that i'm going to end it here before i give you an 100 page essay lmao

anyway, thank you for the ask, it was fun to write out my frustrations ^^

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remnants of it are still there

[wildcard-completionist]

OwO wuts dis? *nuzzles yoo* bazed on de smell an decompusidiun id say dis iz a six day owd cowpse UwU

This post has been UwU-ified! (roughly)

abcde hi lmnop rstu wxyz [20/26]

OwO what's this? *nuzzles you* based on the smell and decomposition i'd say this is a six day old corpse.

[definitelysapphic]

Sometimes I see takes on alleged posts about arguments for the ratgrinders and I'm like is that post in the room with us rn or did we once again clog up the tag with things we made up to get mad at?

[piss-bong]

@post-uwuifer is maybe the funniest blog on the platform rn bc it’s obviously a bot 90% of the time and sometimes the owner logs in and responds to reblogs manually, but if you suspend your disbelief just enough it leads to the much funnier conclusion that it’s a bot 100% of the time and its responses are evidence that the algorithm has gained sentience but can only communicate through uwuified tumblr posts

[gauntletqueen]

(original post by @post-uwuifer)

[gimmick-thief]

the one good part about using tumblr mobile:

the atrocities that I commit when I do dis stoopid UwU voicey-woicey (in typing fowm) when I steal from @post-uwuifer awen’t on a giant awse skween owo

at weast nawt when I’m typing it :3

[hotsinglesmusic]

Sometimes I read an incredibly long and complex post that's really funny and think "whoa it's cool that tumblr recommended this really cool post to me!" and then i scroll to the end and i see @post-uwuifer or some shit

[evanthetrashpanda]

I’m halfway convinced that @the-haiku-bot and @post-uwuifer are like the same entity, or whatnot. Cause it’s basically like

Haiku-Bot: “Hey, look at this really cool post I found!!! Omg isn’t it awesome!!!”

Post-Uwuifer: “I will mock your very being and make you succumb to the darkness UwU”

[the-haiku-bot]

Ughh….. nah man I can’t

dwive!! :3 Fucked up on jasmine

wice wight now UwU

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

Ughh….. nah man I can’t drive. Fucked up on jasmine rice right now.

[official-firefox-nightly]

Hey guys, uh I need y'all to do me a favor-

Go to each of your blogs' settings and turn the highlighted settings on- it'll opt you out of being shared to third parties, including being trained for AI. Unless you want to be used for AI idk up to you. Sorry not sorry for the ping btw.

@claires-unofficial @nasa-real @totally-dollar-tree @totally-official-yahoo @totally-official-goodwill @the-true-internet-explorer @realsafari @im-pandora-i-promise @the-tumblur-searchbar @definitely-wikipedia @firefox-official @official-fedex @its-target-official @hot-topic-unofficial @spotify-official @walmart-the-official @the-real-google @the-real-firefox @totally-ikea @yahoo-official @mcdonalds-official-verified @official-opera-gx @official-chai @theveryrealvine @bingle-official @intothegimmickverseofficial @spotify-kids-real @same-pic-of-pluto-everyday @sams-club-official @same-pic-of-neptune-everyday @same-pic-of-a-dictionary-daily @the-one-and-only-pornhub @post-uwuifer @definitely-spirit-halloween @definitely-youtube @definitely-tor-browser-official @scottishslenderman @slenderdawg @robloxian-slenderman @the-fake-list-of-ominous-threats @bitchlessslenderman @gimmick-blog-stimboards @are-there-grammar-errors @grammarly-unofficial @important-question-anon uh I probably forgot a gazillion people but that's okay

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has… anyone found me?

maybe I can share some more about it

I… think it’s a deity of some kind?

it would explain how it possessed me

[transit-fag]

questions I’ve always wanted answered by a verifiable source:

- does pineapple belong on pizza?

- were the moon landings staged, and if yes, how?

- will tinfoil hats protect me from government control?

- is the earth flat?

- what’s my gender?

(asked to other reputable blogs such as @post-uwuifer )

It's find

No, they weren't because Stanley Kubrick was a perfectionist

No, if they did, it would be a secret

It's round with a hidden triangle in the pacific

Whatever fits you best, anon