#Post-UwUifer

[asmolllurker]

the Queer Council

Me! The Queer Dictator.

is not an evil dictator

Smart but a little unhinged, lol

@post-uwuifer

Moot!!!

Beloved Silly Advisor.

War Leader

I will draw your sona soon, Dear UwUifer.

@aspennntree

Fun

Cool

People’s advisor - keeping us updated on the rest of the world’s Craziness as well as the wildness within my kingdom

@thelunarsystemwrites

Moot!!!

Queer Treasurer (I think that’s what you wanted-)

you are wonderful <3<3<3

I AM EATING UR ART LIKE IM STARVED ITS SO PRETTY

🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂

@delitmal

Another Moot!!!

you’re over here liking every single thing I post like for every like you get $1000000-

I give you the title of a high noble

your really cool

Thanks for liking my hinged queer silly stuff!

@schneidersumbrella

Asked to be on!

silly silly

A jester

I will have so many jesters

10/10 ask button name

”banana phone”

truly a work of art

More to be added as Invites are Sent!!

If you want to be added, Follow Chart below;

Step 1; are you someone I already follow? Yes; go to step 2

No; Step 4

Step 2; Have you checked Asks?

Yes; Go to step 4 No; Step 3

Step 3; Check Asks, Is one there?

Yes; Answer the Call

No; Go to Step 4

Step 4; Request in Comments, wait for my response!

you may also ask for Friends/Moots/Etc to be added

[hellsitepfpgrabber]

@post-uwuifer

[the-haiku-bot]

I need to wook wike

a man so I can dwess wike

a woman UwU

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

i need to look like a man so i can dress like a woman

[zonatcannibalism]

Oh no. Character has been uwufied. I repeat, character has been uwufied. Yes, fans are now acting like he never ever did anything wrong in his life and attacking anyone who does not agree. Yes sir, they are giving him a non canon tragic backstory that makes it seem like all of his canon behaviour is 100% justified and he can't be held responsible for his actions. I repeat, they are infantilizating him. They are feminising him. They are calling him a "soft bean" and a "femboy". Yes, they are also talking about how they HC him as transmac now. Without any awareness of how that plays into the the harmful infantilization of transmascs. I repeat, they are drawing him as shorter from his canonical height.

REBLOG DO NOT LIKEp

[definitelysapphic]

Sometimes I see takes on alleged posts about arguments for the ratgrinders and I'm like is that post in the room with us rn or did we once again clog up the tag with things we made up to get mad at?

[wildcard-completionist]

OwO wuts dis? *nuzzles yoo* bazed on de smell an decompusidiun id say dis iz a six day owd cowpse UwU

This post has been UwU-ified! (roughly)

abcde hi lmnop rstu wxyz [20/26]

OwO what's this? *nuzzles you* based on the smell and decomposition i'd say this is a six day old corpse.

[piss-bong]

@post-uwuifer is maybe the funniest blog on the platform rn bc it’s obviously a bot 90% of the time and sometimes the owner logs in and responds to reblogs manually, but if you suspend your disbelief just enough it leads to the much funnier conclusion that it’s a bot 100% of the time and its responses are evidence that the algorithm has gained sentience but can only communicate through uwuified tumblr posts

[deadstretch]

i wish death upon post-uwuifer

[gauntletqueen]

(original post by @post-uwuifer)

[gimmick-thief]

the one good part about using tumblr mobile:

the atrocities that I commit when I do dis stoopid UwU voicey-woicey (in typing fowm) when I steal from @post-uwuifer awen’t on a giant awse skween owo

at weast nawt when I’m typing it :3

[hotsinglesmusic]

Sometimes I read an incredibly long and complex post that's really funny and think "whoa it's cool that tumblr recommended this really cool post to me!" and then i scroll to the end and i see @post-uwuifer or some shit

[the-haiku-bot]

Ughh….. nah man I can’t

dwive!! :3 Fucked up on jasmine

wice wight now UwU

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

Ughh….. nah man I can’t drive. Fucked up on jasmine rice right now.

[shakespeare-official-account]

What the actual shit

JESUS FUCKING FUCK-??

@post-uwuifer noble Uwu, I think we hath switched??

But 'tis a nice profile picture, so I shall not complain :3

[evanthetrashpanda]

I’m halfway convinced that @the-haiku-bot and @post-uwuifer are like the same entity, or whatnot. Cause it’s basically like

Haiku-Bot: “Hey, look at this really cool post I found!!! Omg isn’t it awesome!!!”

Post-Uwuifer: “I will mock your very being and make you succumb to the darkness UwU”

[official-firefox-nightly]

Hey guys, uh I need y'all to do me a favor-

Go to each of your blogs' settings and turn the highlighted settings on- it'll opt you out of being shared to third parties, including being trained for AI. Unless you want to be used for AI idk up to you. Sorry not sorry for the ping btw.

@claires-unofficial @nasa-real @totally-dollar-tree @totally-official-yahoo @totally-official-goodwill @the-true-internet-explorer @realsafari @im-pandora-i-promise @the-tumblur-searchbar @definitely-wikipedia @firefox-official @official-fedex @its-target-official @hot-topic-unofficial @spotify-official @walmart-the-official @the-real-google @the-real-firefox @totally-ikea @yahoo-official @mcdonalds-official-verified @official-opera-gx @official-chai @theveryrealvine @bingle-official @intothegimmickverseofficial @spotify-kids-real @same-pic-of-pluto-everyday @sams-club-official @same-pic-of-neptune-everyday @same-pic-of-a-dictionary-daily @the-one-and-only-pornhub @post-uwuifer @definitely-spirit-halloween @definitely-youtube @definitely-tor-browser-official @scottishslenderman @slenderdawg @robloxian-slenderman @the-fake-list-of-ominous-threats @bitchlessslenderman @gimmick-blog-stimboards @are-there-grammar-errors @grammarly-unofficial @important-question-anon uh I probably forgot a gazillion people but that's okay

[transit-fag]

questions I’ve always wanted answered by a verifiable source:

- does pineapple belong on pizza?

- were the moon landings staged, and if yes, how?

- will tinfoil hats protect me from government control?

- is the earth flat?

- what’s my gender?

(asked to other reputable blogs such as @post-uwuifer )

It's find

No, they weren't because Stanley Kubrick was a perfectionist

No, if they did, it would be a secret

It's round with a hidden triangle in the pacific

Whatever fits you best, anon