#Poor Scaramouche

[danijaci]

"jealous, jealous, jealous boyy.." ft. scara

[sarahmurisi]

you've had a long journey

[incorrectfatui]

Sandrone: So who else is hiding in the lab trying to listen to Dottore and Crucabena fighting?  Pierro: Me. I'm under the examination table.  Scaramouche: I'm ON the table. Dottore forgot about me.   Capitano: I'm in the closet.  Pierro: We accept you Capitano. <3  Capitano: No I'm literally in the closet.  Sandrone: Love is love. <3

[nyxiotart]

Don't worry Tartagalicious... you're not a ginger...😞🙏💔

[throwaway-yandere]

The last(?) ask I have on the Flawless(Yandere! Scaramouche, Alhaitham, Kaveh, and Kazuha/Reader) complete game/fic so here we go!!! Another omake brought to you with a weird art style haha I'm sorry I'm experimenting. Here ya go paint anon!

Scaramouche: Do we have a problem, Paint Anon?

Kazuha: Don't worry, we'll find him. I'm with you.

That alternate universe Kaveh: ? Oh, are you one of my juniors? Haha, nice to meet you, my name is Kaveh. Hmm? I died for you in another timeline?... Hmm... Well, to be fair, there's a list of people I would die for so I believe you...

Dottore: As a scholar, being part of this experiment is enough payment for me. But Ansy does most of the labour

Ansy: ...

Alhaitham: please don't encourage them.

[lynnthefrenchtoast]

HEY YOU!!!

YES, YOU!!!

WHATS A GIRL GOTTA GET YOU TO READ HER KAZUSCARA ROMANCE DRAMA!?!?

not convinced?? WELL HEAR ME OUT

• enemies to lovers. CMON!!!! DONT YOU LOVE ENEMIES TO LOVERS!?????

• marriage of convenience. BECAUSE I DONT MAKE YOU WAIT LIKE THOSE SLOWBURN AUTHORS!!!! THE WEDDING LITERALLY HAPPENS IN CHAPTER ONE.

• historical au. DO YOU LIKE BRIDGERTON??? DO YOU WATCH PERIOD DRAMAS??? DO YOU WANNA FEEL LIKE A 4TH CENTURY SAMURAIS WIFE???

• crossdressing. WE ARE THE GENSHIN COMMUNITY!!!! IS THIS NOT WHO WE ARE!????

• noble and commoner. do you wanna EAT THE RICH (IN BOTH WAYS????) do you like tales of rags to riches?

• average level of psycho scaramouche. ARENT WE TIRED OF THE UWU SCARAMOUCHE REPRESENTATION??? DO YOU WANT TO SEE CANON, BATSHIT INSANE SCARAMOUCHE KILLING BIRDS AND MANIPULATING THE WORLD TO GET HIS WAY??? do you like smart, calculative protagonists who work for what they want and steal it from whoever has it?

• happy endings. NO NOT IN THAT WAY GET YOUR FILTHY MINDS OUT OF THE GUTTER AIYAIYAI.

IN CONCLUSION, if ANY of this has appealed to you, or EVEN IF IT HASNT!!! you should read "Break It Buy It" by lynnthefrenchtoast on ao3.

summary: when poor man scaramouche gets scared right on the eye by noble man kaedehara kazuha, he sees a golden opportunity to rise up the ranks, and takes it.

or: scara pretends to be a woman for kazuhas hand in marriage. ironically, kazuha is the furthest thing from into women

[fabelyn]

Traveler and Paimon did not come out looking good from 3.4 World Quests. Apparently they can excuse racism, but draw the line at personal disrespect only

[obsessedwithao3]

Awwwww,bby. Look at him,look at all that progress!

[dumbauntie]

I don't know what to post so here's a random sketch of Wanderer and my oc I made in class

[rhineposting]

saw someone unironically saying "rhinedottir fed nigredo to durin to make nigredo grow better and stronger because durin's stomach is actually nurturing like hummus 😊😊😊" god if you're up there can you revoke this person's rights to speak about rhinedottir, or any morally questionable girlboss for that matter. if you can't accept that a lady had her son swallow her other son whole then just move onto characters who are actually nice instead of rewriting the actually not so good characters to fit your imaginary narrative better.

[siennaditbot]

Me when I lose the 50/50 to Mona and do not get the boy

[genshinimpactful]

Scaramouche: Your existence is irritating.

Nahida: How so?

Scaramouche: Your presence is annoying, but the thought of anything bad happening to you upsets me.

[scrawnytreedemon]

World's worst barely-strung family unit.

[incorrectfatui]

Scaramouche: Pierro won‘t get off your back? Dottore won‘t stop nagging you? Did that fucker Sandrone sell you a bullshit weapon that broke almost immediately despite the fact that you spent half your goddamn money on it?  Scaramouche: Have you considered ✨murder✨?

[throwaway-yandere]

aha dont mind me-

Comic warning: SPOILERS FOR THE AUYFF FIC

Holy sht what the phck 👀👀👀👀 im an idiot making memes while you're out there making gorgeous art over this fic I'm sobbing

damm holy phck you perfectly encapsulated the dread and the angle i imagined this sht hrsijejdkakeje mfer let me bow down 🛐 holy sht the phck.

[fischlcatgirl]

sometimes i forget what i named my wanderer (Kevin) so i opened up genshin and looked at my mail and i was like bitch. birthday of WHO. luckily for me his utter lack of chill and overwhelming charisma make him very recognizable even in letter form. soooo sorry you got a surprise party thrown for you king