#Poor Jonesy can’t catch a break

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What are your thoughts on the new Eddie?

Well he definitely made impression that sure and not a positive one.

Jonesy: and here I was, hoping that this would be the more relaxing part of my day. He just had to ruin that, so To answer your question I decided that I don’t like him.

[frostygar]

The Flash S5 Ep4 Thoughts

- There’s always one person who documents the superhero’s as they fight the bad guy lol

- So we know that Iris can’t cook… what kind of pancakes were those 😭😭😭

- In my mind I should have realized the pancakes were supposed to be lightning bolts but all I thought at first were awful music notes...

- I normally hate when people document what they’re eating but Nora’s reasoning is hilarious so she gets a pass lol

- BARRY DOING THE DAD THING AND MAKING IRIS FEEL GOOD ABOUT HER AWFUL PANCAKES. That’s sweet, but you should probably save everyone in the future and tell her that she should take cooking lessons 😬😬😬

- Oof Barry got Nora a phone without consulting Iris… wait… softball…? Barry still trying to be the supportive husband and Iris just being like “no… no it’s awful I’m just going to make you a banana.” low-key that was c*te

- So Sherloque gets mad at Caitlin for her input even though it was a great idea but not two seconds later doesn’t care that Iris jumps in? Okay,,,,,,,,,,,,,

- Ralph bringing in the most obvious question of WHY Cicada wears the mask… ugh we love

- It’s interesting to see the show have this softball thing but it’s sooooo out of place and feels… weird. However Iris in that blue CCPD hat? Yes. It’s so cute fdjsafhjksafhj Also saying that Barry is a superhero who can do a lot of awesome things and saving the world but at the same time can’t play softball? Humbling and really good!!

- NORA SHADING HER MOTHER’S WEBSITE WE LOVE TO SEE IT LMAO AND THE FACES CAITLIN AND CECILE GIVE ONE ANOTHER? GOLD.

- Nora to the rescue even though she’s probably being controlled as some way for that one blogger she saved to make a name for herself on! Poor Jonesy (sp?) though…

- Nora’s “okay” was so sad and cute omg :( AW HER “THANKS, MOM” WAS. SO CUTE TOO OMGGGGG

- So they give up instead of using the list they created?? All you had to do was ask “hey so how many of your workers are men, have daughters, probably had something happen to them,” etc.??? like… really…

- NORA FLIRTING IS THE CUTEST THING. But also how did it not register that she was a meta smh

- “I would never lie to you.” Iris, you have no clue how you are in the future. OH SO SHE SHOWS THE POWER DAMPENING CHIP RIGHT NOW??? Damn… that scene was so intense. Like, Iris would never need to use a power dampening chip like??? What was the reason??

- Iris… trying to force Nora… to accept her calls… on the quantum computer… used for… science… So when is the realization that she’s an awful mom/person going to set in?? Probably never because Iris is catered to and put on a pedestal like Betty Cooper on Riverdale. Still hate to see it.

- I don’t get how Iris can’t see that she typically is not a good human being… like she’s manipulative and controlling and she’s asking how she could do that to her daughter??? I mean this could have been a great plot to make her a better, more liked character (and as a plus taking a break from Barry that’ll end in divorce because they are S T E P S I B L I N G S) and increasing the quality of the show but I watch Riverdale and if it hasn’t happened to Betty, it won’t happen to Iris.

- “I know that anything you do for our family, it’s out of love.” Yes, Barry, but sometimes that idea can become warped so the person inflicting that will THINK it’s what needs to happen because they love them but it’s NOT. There’s no excuse for it.

- I just thought about it but couldn’t Ralph and Sherloque bring that meta-watch thing to the factory to see who was a meta? Boom, they’d catch Cicada…….

- Caitlin Snow is the baddest bitch with a great right hook we stan. Honestly can she punch ME?

- Oh no when they stop the meta who’s name I don’t care to remember is stopped Nora’s gonna feel so bad for trying to kill her dad 🥺🥺 nooo babyyy

- Of course Iris is going to save the day… makes total sense….. OH YEAH I FORGOT NORA KNOWS HOW TO REWINE TIME

- SHERLOQUE GIVING CREDIT TO RALPH AWWWW WE LOVE A SMALL GLOW UP!!!!

- Meta-human tech… interesting.

- They better not spin the craziest bullshit to make it okay for Iris to take away Nora’s powers.

- Nora crying 😭😭😭 Again, this would be the PERFECT time to have Iris take like a couple of steps back and re-evaluate her life and how she is as a person and change for the better but I just know I won’t get that smh

- NOT HER PARENTS, WHO DON’T KNOW WHAT THEIR DAUGHTER HAS GONE THROUGH, TELLING HER THAT SHE’S WRONG….. this is why you don’t have children with your (step) sibling, nor marry them.

- I don’t think I’ve ever wanted to GENUINELY punch the fuck out of Barry until right now.

- “Then I guess I need to rethink what the meaning of family is.” YESSSSSS JOIN CAITLIN’S FAMILY. Also knowing that eventually Nora forgives Iris… this potential for something so good is wasted but this is CW so I’m not really surprised. 

- NORA GOES TO CECILE 🥺🥺🥺 UGHHH JOE AND NORA’S SMALL TLAK FSDHIOFHSDAKHFH

- Is this guy Cicada I can’t tell lol

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Chapter 1 (Part 2)

“I can’t believe this!” I say running my hands though my long dark brown hair.

“Well believe it babies” He says pouting his lips together. “Now get your shit together so I can bring them in!” He runs to go get them from the backstage door.

“Everyone be cool!” Kenny hollers.

“Yeah especially you Matt.” I say looking back at him and smoothing out my outfit.

He hops off the couch “Hey I’m calm, I’m collected.”

“Everybody meet Led Zeppelin.” Ron gestures as they walk into the room.

“OH MY GOD!” Matt squeals falling to his knees on the floor in front of the one and only Jimmy Page.

“Jimmy, uh I mean Mr. Page. I worship you man, you play like a God!” Matt says.

“So much for being calm and collected” I snort.

The members of Led Zeppelin all laugh at my comment.

Jimmy looks down at Matt as he begins to stand up “I appreciate it. And what was your name?”

“Matt!” He said reaching out his hand “I’m Matt Stacey! And this is Jen Johnson who’s our base player, Kenny Jace on drums and our lead singer Leila Rose... but we call her Lil.” Matt says pointing at everyone.

“Pleased to meet you all” Robert says bowing in our direction. “I especially enjoyed your vocal performance” Robert said coming up and kissing my hand.

I blushed “yeah right! That’s a little hard to believe coming from the number one rock band on the charts right now!”

“Hardly love” Robert says.

“Yeah we’ve only been number one about 2 times this year!” Mr. Bonham says horsily.

“Well you poor things” Jen says going over to the band. “I’m Jen, as Matt already announced.” She laughs.

“It’s nice to meet you as well love” Robert says going over to her and shaking her hand.

“We’ve established that Jen” Matt says.

“Not a problem” Robert says.

“Well aren’t you gonna introduce us?” Mr. Bonham laughs obnoxiously.

“Not necessary” Kenny booms “we know exactly who you guys are!”

“Oh but I insist” Robert recoils “this is my friend John Henry Bonham” He says in a high pitched tone “but we just call him Bonzo. This shy one in the corner is our very own John Paul Jones.” He laughs “And lastly we have the James Patrick Page, who’s kind of a big deal if you didn’t know.”

His comment made Jimmy chuckle in his hand.

“And I am of course Robert, but you can call me Percy if you would like.”

“Why Percy?” Matt asks laughing,

Robert looks over at him and gestures his hands “it’s just a nick name I’ve acquired over the years.” He smirks.

“I’m not even gonna ask” Jen says.

“Good choice love.” He asks begging to pull out a cigarette from his jeans.

“So did you guys enjoy the show?” I anxiously ask.

“Very much!” Jimmy finally chimes in.

“The mechanics were magnificent!” He looks over at me “I especially loved the sound of your voice. What was your name again love?” He asks kissing my hand causing my knees to become wobbly.

“Thank you” I say timidly “and um... Leila.”

“Leila” He says rolling his tongue trying the name on for size.

“Yes LEILAAAAA” Bonzo booms in Jimmys ear causing him to roll his eyes.

“I got it Bonzo thanks.” Jimmy says.

“Awe give Jimmy and the bird a break Bonzo.” Jonesy says patting his shoulder. “And while it was very nice to meet you all, I must me going I promised a friend up north that I would be meeting with him.”

“Typical Jonsey, escaping just as things are getting interesting.” Robert says.

Jonsey ignores Roberts comment and shakes each of our hands as he says “it really was a terrific show, I hope to be hearing more from you soon.”

“Oh believe me we are working on it!” I say as he shakes my hand last.

“Good girl” he grins “well I’m on my way! Tell G not to go searching the town for me again.”

“Well what did you expect us to do? We couldn’t find you for a while the last time!” Robert says taking a puff of his cigarette.

“I can look after myself.” Jonsey says shaking Ron’s hand before leaving.

“So where are you guys staying, if you don’t mind me asking?” Robert says flicking the buds of his cigarette in a near by ashtray.

“This is actually where we are from!” Matt say “so we will probably just go home.”

“Nonsense! You should come stay with us as the Hyatt House... or the Riot House” Robert smirks at Jimmy who smirks back, then gives a quick glance in my direction which I barley catch. “Besides we love having new company over there! We have a floor to ourselves.”

“Why do you call it the Riot House?” Jen asks.

“Because love!” He says grabbing her hand “things can get rowdy down there.”

“I mean if you would have us, we would love to!” Kenny says.

“Yeah definitely” Matt adds in as Jen nods.

“It’s settled then!” Robert claps his hands together “and Jimmy and Bonzo your okay with it right?”

“I don’t see why not?” Bonzo slurs as he has found his way to our stock of Jack Daniels in the mini fridge.

“Jimmy?” Robert asks.

“I’m definitely alright with it.” Jimmy say moving in closer to me “what do you say love?”

As much as I wanted to I was just extremely tired from touring these last couple months and was afraid I wasn’t going to be that much fun.

“Umm I don’t really know” I say unsurely.

“Awe don’t say that love” Jimmy says in my ear “I was hoping to get to know you better.”

I look up at him and blush unable to comprehend that this rock god was trying to get me to come back to his hotel with him.

“I just don’t think I’ll be much fun.” I say looking to the floor.

I could feel everyone’s eyes on us as Jimmy lifted my chin “what makes you say that?”

“It’s just been a long couple of months touring and such, and we just got home. So I’m just not feeling very energized I guess.”

“Well we do have some things to spruce you right up.” His eyes sparkled as he looked in mine “only if your into it?”

I gulped at a loss for words as this man who has been my idol for years, was suggesting such things.

“Come on Lil! When are you ever gonna get the chance to do something like this again?” Matt said.

“Yeah Lil!” Kenny, Jen, and even Bonzo said howling in laughter.

“Alright fine!” I say looking at Jimmy “I’ll go”

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There’s going to be multiple parts to chapters because of the word count exceptions.

Songs in order of appearance:

“Medicine” by Harry Styles (not yet released)

“Addictions” by Lucy Dacus (check out Night Shift as well)

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AHAHAHAH POOR JONESY CAN’T CATCH A FUCKING BREAK