#Pokemon Incorrect Quotes

[incorrectpokechampionquotes]

Geeta: Why are you wearing glasses? Lance: Er- reading? Geeta: Reading? I didn’t know you could read.

[blazingstar400]

[shigerussato]

ash flirts with catchphrases from movies, fr fr.

[aquariusvulpix]

Steven: *texting Wallace* how's the meeting?

Wallace: Terrible. Give me motivation not to kill everyone here.

Steven: Having to wear an ugly orange jumpsuit in prison.

[championfrolicfleece]

Pokemon Sword And Shield Postwick Shipping Incorrect Quotes Part1

Gloria: We have fun, don’t we, Hop?

Hop: I have never been more stressed out in my entire life.

Hop: I literally cannot believe I let you talk me into this.

Gloria: I literally said, “I have an idea,” and you just went along with it without question.

Hop: Can I have 2 straws with that milkshake?

Gloria: Aww-

Hop: With 2 straws, I can drink it double as fast!

Gloria: Three words. Say them and I'm yours.

Hop: Three words.

Gloria: …

Gloria: Ok, maybe playing ‘whose family is most dysfunctional’ wasn’t the best idea we’ve had. Hop's been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can’t get him out…

Gloria: So, what’s for dinner?

Hop, staring at the food they just burnt: Regret.

Hop: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I'll wait.

Gloria: You and me!!!

Hop, tearing up: Okay.

Hop: Can you cut me some slack, Gloria? I’m sort of in love.

Gloria: I’m sorry, but that’s really not my problem.

Hop: I’m in love with you.

Gloria, blushing: Oh. That brings me in the loop a little.

Hop: I have a new hoodie.

Gloria: Wrong. We have a new hoodie.

Hop: I truly go into househusband mode when I'm someone's soulmate- like, I'll make you pancakes and bacon every morning.

Gloria: This is a lie. I'm literally dating them. This is a lie. THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO COOK A PANCAKE, WHAT IS THIS?

Gloria: What? I'm not aggressive!

Hop: Last Tuesday, you bodied me to the floor and stole my wooloo slippers!

Gloria: Survival of the fittest, Hopsy, survival of the fittest!~

Hop: Being half asleep and feeling someone gently plant a kiss on your forehead is one of the purest kinds of love in the world.

Gloria: Unless you're home alone.

Gloria: Ugh, crushes are so dumb.

Hop: I know. Whenever I’m near the person I like I just start acting stupid.

Gloria: But you’re always acting stupid?

Hop: … yeah, don’t think about that too hard.

Gloria: You are an absolute dork.

Hop, singing: Yeah, but I'm your dork!

Gloria, sighs: Yeah, you're my dork.

[bagerfluff]

Gladion: Be careful about succumbing to these sorts of destructive... urges. Addiction can be a powerful thing.

Y/n: So am I. Bow down before your new supreme overlord, bitches.

[rwby-encrusted-blog]

~Many years ago~

Turo: The Person I fall in love with and Marry will have to be someone Reserved, and with a calm demeanor-

Sada, eating a Steak like a raccoon: GRRRRR!

Turo: That one, I want that one.

[thirdlotusprince3]

Brock, teaching Ash to drive: Okay, you're driving and Misty and May walk into the road. Quick, what do you hit? 

Ash: Oh, definitely Misty. I could never hurt May. 

Brock, massaging his temples: The brakes. You hit the brakes.

[nikolaiirl]

Arven: hey y/n? I need to tell you something..

You: okay what is it?

Arven: *sigh* I think I'm falling for you.

You: well then get up silly!

Arven:

[halffulltubofmintchip]

[star3synth]

clemont: hey ash how small do you think a nuclear reactor could be compacted down to while still being functional?

ash: clemont. dude. it is 3 am save this idea for later please

*a few days later, at basically the same time*

ash: hey clemont

clemont: what?

ash: would you rather have to take on one gyarados sized torchic in a fight or 100 torchic sized gyarados in a fight?

clemont: ….ash it is too early for this.

[incorrectpokechampionquotes]

Cynthia: I've got a new game. It's called Wallace or Rock. I give you real things I've heard Steven say and you have to tell me if he was talking to his husband or a rock. Wallace: Steven: I don't think I like this game.

[blazingstar400]

[shigerussato]

them.

[aquariusvulpix]

Ethan: Ok so I did this thing–

Lance: No. It's seven in the mornings and I don't want to hear it. Every time you say that, you have somehow irreversibly destroyed something and I am constantly cleaning up your messes and for once, in the name of damn Arceus, I just want you to take responsibility for something–

Ethan: I was just gonna ask if you wanted toast :(

Lance: Oh. No thank you.

Ethan: Good, because the kitchen’s on fire.

[d3adring3r]

Rika: Geeta takes such damn hot showers. I thought the whole bathroom was smokin' when I opened the door when she finally came outta there.

Larry: No surprise. She's practicing burning in Hell.