#Plane of Ice

[justavulcan]

Airmark's Guide to Planar Vegetables: Chilblain Ivy

This thick-growing, white groundcover is one of the few plants native to the Elemental Plane of Ice.  Appreciated widely for its unique leaves, which feature irregular edges reminiscent of snowflakes, chilblain is remarkable to those from more usual climates in that it thrives in the cold.  The ivy seems immune to the ravages of temperatures far below freezing, and in fact grows best at temperatures that would kill unprotected humanoids in minutes.  It suffers in the heat, temperatures above freezing being deadly to the plant over periods of exposure longer than a day or two.  Due to its low internal temperature, it’s not often eaten by the living occupants of the Frostfell, but does serve admirably as tinder for their fires- its woody stems and delicate leaves burn steadily with a low flame for hours if lit.  Interviewed by way of Speak With Plants, chilblain ivy professes to all be family to other patches, and no sign of discord is ever noted as two patches grow together, intermingling and even merging into a single, large plant.

[sleepy-hyperfixations]

Mav: What would you say if I, hypothetically, came home with a F-4 Phantom II?

Ice: I'd ask where you got 22 million dollars.

Mav: And if hypothetically, I said our shared bank account?

Ice: I'd say you're really lucky I've been in love with you since the 80s.

[phantobats]

This is another idea I've been slowly writing out, but what if Bruce got bitten by a radioactive bat spider-man—style during one of his patrols and he now turns into an actual batman.

The Batkids are mortified and confused when they find their father resting upside down along with the colony of bats sleeping on the ceiling of the Batcave.

He has completely discarded using the night vision mode on his lenses as his eyes are now naturally able to adjust to even the darkest environment. And most importantly!! He has the ability to use echolocation !! Their father can echolocate !!

Paired up with his now enhanced hearing, it's impossible to sneak past him. His physical ability and reflexes are heightened and he's able to move quieter than before.

Scariest part? He's developed retractable wings, fangs and claws. Jason would make fun of him for looking like a cheap version of a vampire on steroids, if it weren't for the fact that he actually looks terrifying.

[mooreaux]

Petrikov…

[fujoshirealness]

they are like the yuri on ice of drag race

[derpyavocado]

now what if i said top 3 of rpdr s16….

gives off we bare bear vibes, what then? 🐻‍❄️🐻🐼

• plane as ice bear cause they’re both russian and are the youngest out of their trios

• sapphira as grizz cause they’re both outgoing, friendly, and are the oldest out of their trios

• nymphia as panda cause they’re both asian, they tend to worry a lot, and are both a little awkward yet very lovable

[itissadbutitsmy-artblog]

divinittty. one moment - tulio eldorado voice

anyways nothing makes me happier than an awful mishmosh of characters! no words also for your convenience. adding words is messy but oh i needed to.

[idontlikeem]

Kyle confirming the core was mad at him lol. What kind of voicemails did he get after the game do you think.

[glitterstarly]

Guys. Guys. Hear me out. This reset was planned since the beginning of the server. Since the beginning of everything.

There was a person on twt that has been making theories since the firsts months of the qsmp, and theorized that the island is an time loop and after reaching a certain point it restarts again, but the story repeats itself with changes on the plot caused on what they learn on the previous resets, as the purpose of the federation says: to make the island perfect. The old buildings at the beginning of the server, the diaries and entries found by Cellbit, the resistance, everything is designed and supposed to happen again and again and again.

Now, I know that things have been difficult for everyone in this past months, but I believe that this was the original plan of the server until the idea got distorted in the way (the situation with the admins that managed the server, the egg event that extended for almost a year, miscommunication, etc), and know that its know the new admins running Quackity Studios are people really passionated with the project I believe that they would want to bring again the original plans that were done for the server but they were never able to do for different reasons (hopefully the horror is back again! :D)

But I'm really faithful about this changes, and I DO believe this is not something that was planned in a rush and this is something that was put on the table years ago when qsmp was only especulation, it's just sad that things developed in the way they did but hey, the important thing is to learn from the mistakes in order to have better results in the future, and I hope this new start just bring good things for everyone, we really need it :,)

[justavulcan]

Airmark's Guide to Planar Vegetables: False Chilblain

This deadly carnivorous plant closely resembles the innocuous chilblain ivy when at rest. Fortunately, two distinguishing features set apart false chilblain from genuine patches of the harmless ivy. First, chilblain ivy does not take root within a meter of false chilblain, so looking for conspicuous gaps in growth may aid spotting the danger. Second, the leaves of false chilblain are far more regular than true chilblain ivy patches, having a somewhat star-like shape.

An ambush predator and a mimic, false chilblain ivy hunts not only for prey to gain nutrients, but also warmth. Through unknown mechanisms of evolution, false chilblain is not indifferent to the cold of its home plane, and seeks out warm-blooded life to capture and use as a heat source to prompt seeding and provide the plant the nutrients to grow and move.

False chilblain most often takes the shape of a simple mat of ivy, although when it rears to attack it rearranges itself to bear a strong resemblance to an arthropod figure, including a torso within which its prey is imprisoned when captured. Fortunately, it is no more resistant that usual to cutting implements, and is quite sluggish on the move, both of which may permit the quick to escape its grasp.

[thestarwarslesbian]

Okay but why does Iceman seem like he reads romance novels.

He seems like he would read a lot on carriers and on leave. Everyone including Slider thinks he reads action and true crime novels. I have this idea in my head that Ice would be reading at a social event like a medal cerimony that the '86 gang would all be at and there he would be reading his hardback novel with no name on it. Ice would probely leave for a few minutes to get food or go speak with someone and Mav and the others would grab his book to see what he was reading, and behold they look apon the sumttiest romance book any of them have read. But funny thing would be that Ice has read books that are more sumtty and dark conent wise. Ice is able to keep a straight face while reading it but the rest of the gang turn beatroot read after a single sentnece.

[stopthatfool]

also what are some of your favourite mav headcanons? Or just thoughts about top gun in general your opinions are so correct

another one! YAAAAAAA! thank u cal i will now yap. (warning all my headcanons stick really close to canon and aren't very like.. "fun." they're more or less just crazed character analyses)

thinking about THE mav is not a twink post i made like a month ago. i saw someone call it the "twink mav discourse" and honestly it's my magnum opus. my friend took a pic of me holding up a sign that said "I started top gun tumblr discourse" it was great.

other than that, I definitely think mav has adhd. I mean that's how i write his thought processes at least. I always think of him skipping over words when reading, not due to "inattention" but just because he's eager to get to the point, or he just automatically thinks the smaller words are less important, therefore can be skipped. (I do this all the time. I'm really terrible at reading out loud because of it.) Plus the classic mav acting without thinking is straight out of the adhd diagnosis. and the "appearing to be unable to listen to or carry out instructions."

That being said, i don't think mav would ever consider himself to have adhd or even think of it as an option. I'm very much on that "mav and ice are middle aged men who were in the military during the reagan administration therefore they definitely have some questionable beliefs and understandings of the world because and the environment of which they were trained." like mav is the type of guy to be like "ok you have adhd, that's fine i guess. but I don't. what r u talking about. like sure all these symptoms apply to me but i am the outlier i don't have a disability." Same with Ice and him reading all the OCD symptoms, my guy would literally just take it as proof that he's a really good soldier and further perpetuate his own OCD habits (no, ice! don't do that same movement over and over again until it feels right! ur spiraling ice! someone help him!)

I also have lots of feelings of how Ice and Mav would/wouldn't show physical affection. like i don't think they hold hands in public and I think it's a mix of DADT, internalized homophobia, and honestly wanting to keep their relationship as private as possible (which one could argue is another effect of DADT and simply being queer and in the american military in the 80s. like how did they not kill themselves, they're stronger than me). idk this is already getting long and convoluted so i will now stop.

[passive-nightmaresans]

Airport tiimmmeee!!!

We got airport ice cream from a place called Fat Cat. I am not disappointed

[sukibenders]

The way people are becoming anti-children nowadays is really sad. And I'm not talking about people not wanting to have kids of their own, that's fine and something that shouldn't be shamed nor up to someone else to debate. No, I'm talking about the people who adamantly hate these little humans for simply existing, wanting to ban them from spaces due to them having emotional reactions that they are still learning to understand (you know, the kind of lessons that everyone had to learn and figure out at one point). It's gotten to the point where I've even seen these types of people genuinely support children being harmed and deny their hurt under the consensus of "Well then maybe they shouldn't be there," in your average public space. Like, imagine thinking hating on children, people who need assistance and guidance, is something to be proud of.