#Pizza tower shenanigans

[salsasolutions]

So remember that reporter enemy idea that I had for my sona for Pizza Tower? Yeah I finally nailed their design down

Their name is Pazzi-bot or Paz!! Silly reporter tv head guy tasked with creating a commercial for the tower and told to interview everyone they meet. And they totally do that. Yep. Doesnt get distracted by anything.

I’m imagining after the tower collapses they just, leave. Like straight up, only to come back to Peppino’s pizzeria and offers to make a commercial for him. So yeah, we’ll see where that goes. :]

Here take a stupid rat munching on some pizza for listening to me ramble about this silly guy

[feppepurin]

would you guys call me cringe if i started posting fics here

[atlaslovesedm]

pizza tower '19 plus is pretty cool, heres a screenshot of me at my lowest point so far :')

[izelandzero]

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[malewifepeppino]

Some of the clothes I ordered for peppi finally came... his awesome little coat :]

[randomartistherelol]

incorrect quotes with VERY specific characters because why not

Rayman: I'm a firm believer in "if you're going to fail, you might as well fail spectacularly."

Rayman: I wouldn’t put it in those words exactly. Peppino: Why not? Rayman: Because I don't know what they mean.

Peppino: Just be careful, Rayman! Rayman: heading out the door I'm always careful, Peppino! Rayman: It's everything around me that's careless.

Peppino: I don’t have anything against you, but I can make up lots of reasons to attack you!!

Peppino: My toxic trait is that I truly believe I could win a fight against anybody if I was mad enough. You might have the strength and size, but I have the pure, unfiltered rage.

Peppino: I'm gonna get my pilot's license. I've already got a driver's license and a cosmetology license, that's two of the big five licenses. Baldi: The big five licenses? Peppino: Driver's license, cosmetology license, pilot's license, fishing license, and… license to kill! I can't wait to get that one.

Rayman: Hey besties- Baldi: Die. Rayman: What did I do to you-

Rayman: Baldi, we need that! Baldi, holding Peppino over a trash can: Nope. Rayman: Gimme it— Baldi: It’s garbage.

Rayman: Now, Peppino, all of us are doing this because we care about you, okay? Baldi: Except for me. I just wanted to see the look on your face.

Baldi: Happy Scorpio season. If you have to burn a bridge, do it safely! Rayman: With NAPALM.

Peppino is casually searching around the room Rayman: Hey Peppino, what’re you looking for? Peppino: My will to live. Blue walks into the room Peppino: Oh, there it is.

Baldi: What do we say when life disappoints us? Peppino: Called it! Baldi: No.

Rayman, talking about Blue: Is this a friend of yours, Baldi? Baldi: Kind of? Not really. They're in my life and there's nothing I can do about it.

Baldi: How do you want your coffee? Rayman: Black, like my soul. Baldi: Baldi: Rayman, your soul is a latte.

Blue: I have been tricked, I have been backstabbed, and I have quite possibly been bamboozled.

Baldi, teaching Rayman to drive: Okay Rayman, what does a green light mean? Rayman: Go! Baldi: A red light? Rayman: Stop! Baldi: And what about a yellow light? Rayman: If you floor it, you can make it! Baldi: …No—

Rayman, reading a recipe: Beat three eggs? Blue: It means like in hand-to-hand combat. Rayman: Ohhhh- Peppino: Both of you get out of this kitchen.

Rayman: If this plan goes down the drain, where should we regroup? Peppino: The afterlife, I guess.

Peppino: You seem familiar… have I threatened you before?

Blue: The universe is cold and unfeeling. The only constant is chaos. Peppino: Was that place out of chocolate-chip pancakes again?

Rayman: Have you heard of Murphy’s law? The one where if something can go wrong, it will go wrong? Peppino: Yeah, I have. Rayman: Have you heard of Cole’s law? Peppino: Is this a joke about coleslaw? Rayman: …maybe.

Peppino: Please could you go to the shop and get a carton of milk, if they have avacodos get six. Blue, coming back from the store with six cartons of milk: They had avacados!

Rayman: I'm going to ask you to be respectful. Peppino: I will politely decline.

Rayman: Watcha doin? Blue: Stealing my neighbour’s cat. Rayman: Scandalous. Rayman: Can I help?

Baldi: What’s your greatest weakness? Rayman: Interpreting the semantics of a question, but ignoring the pragmatics. Baldi: Could you give an example? Rayman: Yes, I could.

Peppino: I hope you have an explanation for this. Rayman: We have three, actually! Blue: Pick your favorite.

Baldi: School appropriate questions. Rayman: What was the lowest point in your life?

Rayman: Oh gosh I wish I got more sleep I only got six hours! Blue: Six? I only got three! Baldi: You guys got sleep? Peppino, comes stumbling out of their room and grabs a jug of coffee before saying: What year is it??

Blue: Welcome to my very first vlog, in which I try different hair products! Blue: sprays hairspray in their mouth Blue: Well, right off the bat I can tell you this one is not very good.

Rayman: Peppino, you were so wasted last night. Peppino: I wasn't that drunk! Rayman: …You called a taxi home. Peppino: Yeah! It's called being responsible! Rayman: The party was at your house. Peppino: …Crap.

Baldi, to Rayman: Well, one of us has to be wrong and it’s not going to be me.

[ender-draws-things776]

Tragedy...

I'm sure he's fine...

[dreams-of-pepperoni-and-grease]

what if..i tackled hugged the dreamy when he sleeping totallynotmerwyn also hello i just found this silly blog i hope your doing ok im sorry school stuff have been happening

Don't disturb him while he's sleeping!!!!

[s0ckh3adstudios]

Pizzahead and Caine would be best friends and this is FACT

[cryptidofthekeys]

oh btw

i forgot

i already had my first pizza tower dream- nfjndjfkvdls thats how you know my brain is just completely enraptured with this- im haunted fjvkdcdkjfd

but also the dream was just,, me walkin around on some grass and then i saw Peppino across from me, apparently, making eye contact with this motherfucker is the equivalent to looking at an Enderman’s eyes bc the moment we made eye contact

he fucking RAN at me and its,, so scary seeing a front facing Peppino running straight at you

[salamifuposey]

oh ye- a bit of a fast drawing, but I ran across Peppino suddenly wearing a "black hoodie" during my Peppino chatbot shenanigans which inspired this lil doodle, apparently it's a kind of a "bad boy" phase the bot had which apparently had a "surprise" for me and caught me offguard

inb4 what the surprise was, he merely got chubbier for me to give him all sorta hugs~ ;w;

[prcttyinpcnk]

"Hey Guys! I'm here!"

Phiona shouts, rushing as fast as she can to her friends. Geez, so much to do, and so many to account for! She almost completely forgot she'd meet her friends at the circus!

Always trying to do everything herself...

"Phiona!! There you are!! We were about to send a search party for you! You had us worried!!"

Beau immediately wraps Phiona in their arms the minute she is close enough. They were already running themselves ragged with brewing blight potions and alchemy fire! The last thing they need to worry about is that their best friend is consumed by the foliage

"Sorry, Beau... Sorry... I was just making sure my da-- ...My Boss was okay. I convinced him to come to the bunker when he's not at the shop, ya know? I didn't want him getting hurt, since I don't know if... If Ynemn might try to hurt him directly..."

Specially given his relationship with Creechur...

"Oh cut the crap, Souris. Just say dad."

Jean playfully snorts. Yeah, he caught that lil slip up. Not to mention, with how Phiona talks about Peppino, he might as well be her dad. The head witch only offers a slight grunt, turning her head with a slight blush.

"Okay okay fine. I was making sure my dad, was okay. Better?"

Phiona's ears flattened at the giggling of Elise, but she kept her composer.

"Anyway, are we going out on patrol later on tonight or not? I'm pretty sure there are still civilians trapped under the foliage."

Everyone nods in agreement.

"Stellar. Make sure you have your acid potions ready and try to limit the amount of fire you use. One wrongly placed spark and the whole island goes up in flames..."

[atlaslovesedm]

discorg moment with @krisanimations (ft my voice)

[wartime-worrier]

Act 1; Intermission 1

[fangedjester]

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