#Pirate!Smurf Productions

[ptbf2002]

My Top 10 Columbia Pictures Movies (2024 Redo)

#10 Bad Boys for Life

#9 Pixels (2015 film)

#8 The Adventures of Tintin (film)

#7 The Angry Birds Movie

#6 The Angry Birds Movie 2

#5 Spider-Man (2002 film)

#4 Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse

#3 Smurfs: The Lost Village

#2 The Smurfs (film)

And #1 Arthur Christmas

Honorable Mentions: Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs (film), Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs 2, Surf's Up (film), Open Season, The Pirates! Band of Misfits, Hotel Transylvania, The Smurfs 2, Hotel Transylvania 2, Goosebumps, The Mitchells vs. the Machines, Wish Dragon, Vivo, Hotel Transylvania: Transformania, And Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse

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Bad Boys for Life Belo To Chris Bremner, Peter Craig, Joe Carnahan, 2.0 Entertainment, Overbrook Entertainment, Westbrook Inc. Jerry Bruckheimer Films Inc. Columbia Pictures Industries, Inc. Sony Pictures Releasing, Sony Pictures Entertainment Motion Picture Group, Sony Pictures Entertainment Inc. Sony Entertainment, Inc. Sony Corporation of America, And Sony Group Corporation

Pixels (2015 film) Belongs To Patrick Jean, Tim Herlihy, Timothy Dowling, Lone Star Global Acquisitions, Ltd. China Film Group Corporation, Film Croppers Entertainment, 1492 Pictures, Happy Madison Productions, Inc. Columbia Pictures Industries, Inc. Sony Pictures Releasing, Sony Pictures Entertainment Motion Picture Group, Sony Pictures Entertainment Inc. Sony Entertainment, Inc. Sony Corporation of America, And Sony Group Corporation

The Adventures of Tintin (film) Belongs To Hergé, Steven Moffat, Edgar Wright, Joe Cornish, Hemisphere Media Capital, The Kennedy/Marshall Company, WingNut Films Productions Ltd. Amblin Entertainment, Inc. Amblin Partners, LLC. Columbia Pictures Industries, Inc. Sony Pictures Releasing, Sony Pictures Entertainment Motion Picture Group, Sony Pictures Entertainment Inc. Sony Entertainment, Inc. Sony Corporation of America, Sony Group Corporation, Nickelodeon Movies, Paramount Pictures Corporation, And Paramount Global

The Angry Birds Movie Belongs To Mikael Hed, Mikko Pöllä, John Cohen, Jon Vitti, Rovio Animation, Ltd. Rovio Entertainment Corporation, SEGA Corporation, SEGA Sammy Holdings Inc. Columbia Pictures Industries, Inc. Sony Pictures Releasing, Sony Pictures Entertainment Motion Picture Group Sony Pictures Entertainment Motion Picture Group, Sony Pictures Entertainment Inc. Sony Entertainment, Inc. Sony Corporation of America, And Sony Group Corporation

The Angry Birds Movie 2 Belongs To Peter Ackerman, Eyal Podell, Jonathon E. Stewart, Rovio Animation, Ltd. Rovio Entertainment Corporation, SEGA Corporation, SEGA Sammy Holdings Inc. Sony Pictures Animation Inc. Columbia Pictures Industries, Inc. Sony Pictures Releasing, Sony Pictures Entertainment Motion Picture Group, Sony Pictures Entertainment Inc. Sony Entertainment, Inc. Sony Corporation of America, And Sony Group Corporation

Spider-Man (2002 film) Belongs To Stan Lee, Steve Ditko, David Koepp, Laura Ziskin Productions, MARVEL Entertainment, LLC, Columbia Pictures Industries, Inc. Sony Pictures Releasing, Sony Pictures Entertainment Motion Picture Group, Sony Pictures Entertainment Inc. Sony Entertainment, Inc. Sony Corporation of America, And Sony Group Corporation

Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse Belongs To Stan Lee, Steve Ditko, Phil Lord, Rodney Rothman, Pascal Pictures, Lord Miller Productions, Arad Productions Inc. MARVEL Entertainment, LLC, Sony Pictures Animation Inc. Columbia Pictures Industries, Inc. Sony Pictures Releasing, Sony Pictures Entertainment Motion Picture Group, Sony Pictures Entertainment Inc. Sony Entertainment, Inc. Sony Corporation of America, And Sony Group Corporation

Smurfs: The Lost Village Belongs To Pierre Culliford, Stacey Harman, Pamela Ribon, Lone Star Global Acquisitions, Ltd. Wanda Media Co., Ltd. Wanda Group, Wanda Culture Holding Co. Limited, Éditions Dupuis S.A. Kerner Entertainment Company, Sony Pictures Animation Inc. Columbia Pictures Industries, Inc. Sony Pictures Releasing, Sony Pictures Entertainment Motion Picture Group, Sony Pictures Entertainment Inc. Sony Entertainment, Inc. Sony Corporation of America, And Sony Group Corporation

The Smurfs (film) Belongs To Pierre Culliford, J. David Stem, David N. Weiss, Jay Scherick, David Ronn, Studio Peyo S.A. Dupuis Édition & Audiovisuel S.A. Lafig S.A. Kerner Entertainment Company, Sony Pictures Animation Inc. Columbia Pictures Industries, Inc. Sony Pictures Releasing, Sony Pictures Entertainment Motion Picture Group, Sony Pictures Entertainment Inc. Sony Entertainment, Inc. Sony Corporation of America, And Sony Group Corporation

Arthur Christmas Belongs To Peter Baynham, Sarah Smith, Aardman Animations Limited, Sony Pictures Animation Inc. Columbia Pictures Industries, Inc. Sony Pictures Releasing, Sony Pictures Entertainment Motion Picture Group, Sony Pictures Entertainment Inc. Sony Entertainment, Inc. Sony Corporation of America, And Sony Group Corporation

[piratekane]

Title: before i can say goodbye Side B: all the best that life can bring Series: you can tell everybody this is your song Fandom: Wynonna Earp Pairing: Waverly Earp/Nicole Haught Word Count: 16,000 Summary: Nicole frowns. “I don’t… Am I dead?”

Curtis laughs, a full and deep sound that Nicole hasn’t heard in years. “Why would you think that?”

“Because you’re not,” Nicole breathes. “You’re not… alive.”

IMPORTANT NOTE: This is Side B of the last single in the mixtape ‘verse. 

THE SPOTIFY PLAYLIST: The Singles Collection

THE COMPLETE 80′s SINGLES MASTERLIST

[awol-newt]

someone’s got to draw first blood (june 1993)

[iamthegaysmurf]

just so you know, i read the new update this morning and i was so wrecked over it i just laid there in bed for another hour and a half staring at the ceiling... like the bit where she thinks a car backfired... destroy me

@piratekane and I had a lot of feelings about this one, too.  Less than a week to go until Side B!

[piratekane]

I totally retweeted this earlier, but I’d also like to reblog it and attach my message here, too:

Well, first of all - @iamthegaysmurf and I were super honored to be the inaugural guests on this kickass podcast. It was a total whirlwind - neither of us take this kind of compliment well and damn if we weren’t totally nervous the whole time.

In all of our nervousness - specifically mine - I totally forgot to mention one of the most important things in this fic series: the readers.

If I’ve said it once, I’ve said it a million times (and I will keep saying it until I run out of air): Without your continued reading, this series would not exist. Without you guys tuning in week after week, this series would be a blank TDK90.

We put the time and effort into this fic because it matters. Not only does it matter to us, but it matters to you. Consistency across this timeline and consistency to detail is what drives the way this turns out, week after week. We know there are people who read this week to week and to give them a lazy, inconsistent version of this story where details are half-explained and timelines aren’t given attention feels like we aren’t giving them quality work. Their feedback and the way some people catch our little Easter Eggs in each Single - that means alot to us. They deserve continuity and we’re going to do it to the best of our ability.

So, to every reader out there - and especially to those who consume this as passionately as we write it - thank you, thank you. You’re all totally clutch.

OUR FIRST EPISODE IS UP!! Check it out and let us know your thoughts!

[artiemartietartie]

I saw people making huggy sonas so. here

This is very self indulgent//looks away

HERES AN EXPLANATION:

Before Playtime Co. shut down, a Huggy Wuggy show was in the making. It would probably be called “Huggy and Pals!!!” or some weird kid type shit idk BUT I like to think that the show was either scrapped halfway through production or cancelled soon after it premiered. “Squirt the Pirate” was a villain-turned-friend who didn’t get the chance to debut and never made it past the storyboard stage.

I also imagine the show would be similar-ish to the Smurfs where Huggy has his own species!!! Squirt would obviously be of that species :]

Her “scary form” isn’t canon, since she wouldn’t have been made into an experiment due to not exactly existing past show’s production. HOWEVER I will think vividly of a universe that plays out how Huggy’s show would play out

Also her and Kissy are dating I don’t make the rules

[piratekane]

Title: i’m the one who wants to be with you Side B: show me what he’s done to you Series: you can tell everybody this is your song Fandom: Wynonna Earp Pairing: Waverly Earp/Nicole Haught Word Count: 12,000 Summary: She looks down, staring at the cuff of her sleeve just below her elbow. The sleeves on her shirt wouldn’t roll right the first time. She should have known, when she rolled them and they came out sloppy and uneven, that everything was going to go wrong.

Everything is wrong.

But she’s not wrong.

Notes: There’s an old face in town and even older wounds that Nicole didn’t want opened.

The ‘T’ warning applies to Side B (this side) and deals with homophobia.

As always, thanks to @iamthegaysmurf for never giving up on me and this idea.

THE SPOTIFY PLAYLIST: The Singles Collection

THE (incomplete) 80′s SINGLES MASTERLIST

[awol-newt]

You’re welcome.

[piratekane]

“This has been my warm blanket on the last months of winter. It’s my Saturday morning read with a coffee in bed while I witness the adventures and mischief of Wynonna, Waverly and Nicole and I couldn’t ask for a better start to a weekend.”

This is the just the tits. The absolute tits.

Fic Recommendations

If you’re an avid reader like me, if your place in the fandom is “WayHaught fanfic stan” (my lack of creativity both in writing and drawing allows me to create my own title in the fandom), and you have some time during the holidays to spend re-reading WayHaught falling in love over and over again, here are my top fic writers and fics. I present to you, in no order at all, the stories that made me fall in love with fan fiction again and gave me so many emotions, joy and the gay content I needed:

We’ll Break Till it Gets Better by @thewaywedo33 http://archiveofourown.org/works/11534775 - You may know her from Open Range Hearts (anotherincredibleficgoreadit) and the iconic Haught on a Horse, but to me this is this one shot fic that stood out for being so different, and clearly dystopian, because who the hell could and would want to live, in a world without Waverly Earp? She is the angst master, anything written by her will guarantee you an emotional rollercoaster. It absorbs you, involves you in the story and you leave feeling like you lived in the same space as the characters, witnessing their dialogue and most intimate scenes (I felt incredibly voyeuristic). it’s absolutely beautiful. 

From Afar by @avrilsky http://archiveofourown.org/works/7249528/chapters/16460038 - 50 chapters and counting. This was one of the first fics I stumbled upon after watching the first season of WE last year, and one I became hugely invested. It has some angst, fantastic dialogue and Nicole’s family background history chapters are, without a doubt, phenomenal. Also, the author is incredibly sweet and engaging with her readers, and I had some great discussions with her in a few of the chapters. Totally worth the time, but most of all I felt empowered by her words. Thank you for being so dedicated to it :)

The Tree, Unsteady (in the Unorthodox Soulmates series) http://archiveofourown.org/series/689994 and Dream of Red http://archiveofourown.org/works/12825969 by @haught0pocket - You know what, just go read everything by Sarah. Seriously, there is so much heart and pain and rawness and…damn I have no words, it’s just brilliant! She can drag you into different worlds, captivate you with how much she knows these characters inside out. But most of all, she just has some of the best and succinct ways of describing scenarios and emotions and still leave you full of ALL THE FEELINGS. However, the Unorthodox Soulmates series is the most underrated. The Tree is by far her best work and it should be featuring as a Black Mirror episode (it’s the true and I told you this so many times)!! She’s also a fantastic one shot fic and best soulmates au writer. I’ll guarantee you it will leave you some of the most memorable visuals post reading.

In Fate’s Hands by @skillzyo http://archiveofourown.org/works/8153071/chapters/18684823 - Not yet finished but it’s totally worth your while. Imagine being in the woods listening to Nicole and Waverly getting to know and trust each other by telling each other old stories and legends and changing their endings as they see fit? While being chased by Bobo and his revenants and encountering the most amazing friends during their travels? You’re right, it’s even much better than it sounds. The landscape descriptions are some of the best, so visual, magical, palpable.. and the characters are just to die for. Every one of them. Also Nicole is a soldier. She has a sword and a cape. Digest that idea down, keep it in your memory and go read it. I really miss it and if you can hear me @skillzyo this is one of my treasured and favourite fics.

Get Lost by @sensitive-pigeon​ http://archiveofourown.org/works/7824859/chapters/17861275 - Summary: “A solo hiker winds up in the wrong part of the forest. A former Search and Rescue officer bent on revenge follows a death wish. What follows is a quest of terrible proportions, pitting them against a vengeful creature strong enough to turn humans into monsters.”. Ok. I don’t even know how or why it took me so long to find this fic but once I read that summary I fell in love straight away. I’m not even joking when I say I would die for this fic, I would pay to get it published. It’s such a mind fuck and definitely my best read of 2017. Pigeon is so funny, and so much research and detail goes into her writing. Her dedication to these characters and her love for this story emanate from each word. The metaphorical depth and different understandings you can get from it is sublime and no chapter is the same as the one before. It is a work of art. Give it time, re read it countless of times, to catch on the little subtle details, and literally get lost in it. SEARCH AND RESCUE my soul is in this fic. On a different/same note, she also wrote One-Eighty which is equally superb.

You can tell everybody this is your song by @piratekane and @iamthegaysmurf http://archiveofourown.org/series/819408 - This has been my warm blanket on the last months of winter. It’s my Saturday morning read with a coffee in bed while I witness the adventures and mischief of Wynonna, Waverly and Nicole and I couldn’t ask for a better start to a weekend. It is indeed “The 80’s Wayhaught HS AU (that no one asked for)”, but damn it don’t we all go back every week to know more about these characters? It’s incredibly romantic , moving and sweet but also full of side adventures. It also features a lot of 80′s music that I absolutely love and reminisce about while I read it. It is the best description for it, nostalgic music notes encompassing the lives and development of my 3 favourite characters. It’s so damn beautiful and Wynonna’s character is spot on!! Nicole’s ocd clothing habits are something I never knew I needed. Waverly as child will capture you for ever and Curtis is the best and most loving character! The attention to detail that goes into writing the mundane things of life will leave you in awe and wanting more. May you write about this universe for a long long time.

Life Is the Moments We Make (The Seconds We Take) by @iamthegaysmurf http://archiveofourown.org/series/770115- Smurf is probably the best at writing Nicole’s character. These small takes at life in purgatory are delicious, fun, full of fluffiness and so so detailed. They’re like a nice cup of hot chocolate on a rainy day and will leave you feeling warm and happy. Also Nicole is a great cop and I love the details that go into writing her profession and passion for it. A must read.

There are so many more but these were my absolute favourites. Hope you enjoy them and they get you through the hiatus, while we desperately wait for season 3. To you, amazing creative minds, a Merry Christmas and thank you for all your dedication, passion and courage to wear your feelings up your sleeve and writing them down for us commons to indulge. I admire you greatly and I just wish you all the best things for this new year. Thank you for reigniting my love for fan fiction. :D

[epistolizer]

Random Observations Of The Thanksgiving Parade

The "Today Show" has a "Today Show" all day streaming channel. The program is barely watchable in the mornings.

Do the Woketopian thespians intend to articulate one of their conniptions about the cultural misappropriation of casting a Black girl as Little Orphan Annie?

Number in the parade from a musical about the wives of Henry VIII. Doubt they actually paraded about in miniskirts and that one of them was Black. Do feminists intend to toss a fit about trivializing the complexities of the lives of these historical figures? Interesting how statues of others are toppled for less.

Isn’t there something inherently racist about making Al Roker walk the parade route every year? Are Samantha Guthrie’s feet merely painted on?

A number on the parade from the Moulin Rogue musical. Nothing says “Thanksgiving” more than a production that gives off the vibe of being set in a Parisian whorehouse or strip club.

So you gathering to eat Thanksgiving dinner with your family is still so fraught with danger of Plague that children are being encouraged to scarf down their meals in order to get their masks back on but crowds squashed together along the concrete canyons of New York City do not constitute a potential super spreader event?

The Ann Richards School Marching Band. “PPPOOOORRR GEORGE couldn’t help it.  He was born with a silver foot in his mouth. “ What’s next, the Ted Kennedy Center for Sobriety?

So you have a segment on the parade beating viewers over the head with White guilt about “colonialism” followed by a float depicting pirates. Like something out of the Simpsons in terms of comedic irony. Pilgrims condemned. Pirates celebrated.

Sinclair Oil float. If fossil fuels are so evil, isn’t this the equivalent of a Marlboro Man balloon?

So there is a troop of American Indian dancers in the parade spreading White guilt propaganda about the theft of colonialism and then later a float celebrating Mount Rushmore.

Song about a girl that will stay with someone who buys her stuff. Will there be a companion song in the parade sung by a dude how a dude will stay with a woman if she does his laundry and scrubs his floors?

Oversized heart depicted on the Ronald McDonald balloon. Apparently a life of conspicuous cholesterol consumption has caught up with the fast food clown.

At a number of moments during the parade, images were imposed upon the screen of things that were really not taking place. Makes you wonder how often this trickery is applied to so-called news coverage.

The world’s largest indoor waterpark apparently at Kalahari Resort. Wouldn’t a desert theme be more appropriate?

Apparently maskless crowds at the Sturgis motorcycle festival spread Plague but maskless crowds along NYC parade routes do not.

Hockey float. Perhaps sponsored by the dental implant association.

Let's hope the multiverse storyline in the upcoming Spider-Man movie does not ruin Marvel the way the Crisis On Infinite Earths dealing with a similar topic ruined the CW DC shows.

Does Smurf Village violate Equal Housing Opportunity Regulations being so exclusivistic in terms of marketing and demographics? After all real estate types get in trouble over terms such as “view” and “master bedroom”.

If the Macy’s parade is a reflection of the company’s stores, no wonder the retailer seems to be on its last leg.

Is each Hallmark Christmas movie really an original? They even seem to recycle the same has been 80’s child actors.

The Hallmark movie we really want to see is “Aunt Becky In The Big House”.

Lifetime network Christmas movies. Doubt those as cheery as the Hallmark ones. Wouldn’t those on that channel need to be more about a battered woman?

My Little Pony commercial encouraging youth to be themselves. Wonder if that would include those that would want to incorporate MAGA hats as part of their wardrobes.

The character Tip Toe the reindeer has sidekicks named “Polar Bear” and “Penguin”.  In terms of creativity, that’s called pure darn laziness.

NBC thanking first responders. Doesn't the news division propagate defund the police propaganda the rest of the time?

By Frederick Meekins

[rndyounghowze]

The Pirate Christmas Carol By Tabitha Chasse Was A Roguish Delight!

Several times we were yelling at our screen “why don’t we know about this playwright!?!” @sanchezmusicals

By Ricky and Dana Young-Howze

Frank Sanchez Musicals

Venmo: @rndyounghowze

Review 174

There are some “tent poles” that we expect when we see every adaptation of A Christmas Carol. Where your work as a playwright comes in is how we get from one pole to another. Like a family trip to grandma’s house for Christmas, it’s not always about Point A or Point B but seeing the brilliant landscape and all the houses covered in Christmas lights along the way. Pirate Christmas Carol by Tabitha Chasse and produced by Frank Sanchez Musical not only hit all of those moments but got there in a marvelous way we’ve never seen before.

This is one of the reasons that I love Zoom theatre. If you want your characters on a boat, through the power of green screen, you can put them on a boat! I draw a lot of parallels between Zoom and Black Box Theatre. I don’t know many black boxes where you could get characters on a boat with that much production value.

Bob Cratchitt is normally a neighborhood doormat and Chasse gave him some more skin in the game by showing us Tiny Tim upfront. That became a running theme for all of these characters. In this adaptation, I saw a lot of moments that gave these characters we know by heart real motivations and agency for doing the things that they do. Jacob Marley led a mutiny with Eb (aka Scrooge) and that’s why Scrooge’s fiancé left! My word that makes sense! Also and this is important: this didn’t sound like phony baloney pirate talk! It didn’t sound juvenile or foolish. Chasse’s dialogue was just as poetic and genuine as any Christmas Carol we’ve seen.

All of these actors warmed my heart! Picture this: you’re wearing a pirate get up and standing in front of a green screen now you have to imbue your character with enough gravitas that it lines up with the playwright’s intentions. How the heck do you do that? I have acted before but this is one of those things that digital theatre actors have to do nowadays that floors me. I couldn’t do this! Great job all of you guys!

It’s cool to see an adaptation that gives every character agency and a better direct link to the Scrooge character. In a way, Chasse has given us a much more efficient retelling that also gives us a new story. We watch several versions of A Christmas Carol every year and we know this all backward and forwards. Dana and I watched the Smurf version when we first started dating. So to give us something that we’ve never seen before AND like is very rare. Great job!

If you told me that this was a play destined for Renaissance Faires or Off-Season Tourist Beach Attractions or evening Theme Parks we would applaud and encourage you. We could see this going everywhere and making a really big splash. In the words of show biz, this play has legs!!! Please continue this show and keep us updated.

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[piratekane]

Title: someone’s got to draw first blood Series: you can tell everybody this is your song Fandom: Wynonna Earp Pairing: Waverly Earp/Nicole Haught Word Count: 8,500 Summary: Nicole shook her head. “No. This has got to stop. You hurt your knee,” she said. She held a hand up when his eyes flashed and he opened his mouth like he was going to read her the list of exactly what he did to his leg. “It’s been three years. The doctors said-”

“I know what the doctors said,” he hissed.

“Then you know you need to get back to having a life,” she argued.

Notes: It's the summer of 1993 and Nicole is trying to balance being Waverly's girlfriend, Wynonna's best friend, and how to keep Nathan from falling off the rails.

As always, thanks to @iamthegaysmurf for never giving up on me and this idea.

THE SPOTIFY PLAYLIST: The Singles Collection

THE (incomplete) 80′s SINGLES MASTERLIST

[awol-newt]

It’s appropriate that this arrived today. Time to read side A...

[iamthegaysmurf]

oh wow... my heart... just read it at 1:20 a.m. don't know why time is important but like ouch... i did not purchase a ticket for the feels train... id like a refund thanks

This seems to be the general consensus for Side A, @piratekane.

[socallmedaisy]

Hi! I realized I didn't sign off as flannel anon on the drawing for "if we never take the first step (let's get a move on)," but I (flannel anon) just wanted to make it clear that I am also a huge fan of yours (along with Pirate!Smurf! productions). AND ALSO I can't stop thinking of all the different ways Billy the kid might use Nicole as a pillow and how Wynonna takes advantage of that when Billy doesn't want to take a nap. OKAY BYE!

AHHHH FLANNEL!ANON. Do you know what’s funny? When Pirate posted the thing a few minutes ago I was like ‘huh, kinda looks like the same style as the art from my fic...’ and then here you are, confirming you’re the best. What a good. You know we love you, right? We’ve literally just been screaming at each other for the last twenty minutes about how much we love your art.

also, now I’m thinking about Wynonna texting Nicole 911, and Nicole thinks it’s about Waverly, and so she comes rushing over to the homestead (she definitely puts the lights and siren on in her cruiser, it’s fine, it’s fine) and when she gets there she’s already got her gun in her hand and is wildly shouting for Waverly, and Waverly steps out of the kitchen with Billy the Kid in her arms and this exasperated sigh, and says, “He won’t take a nap. She says she’s sorry.” And Nicole breathes noisily for a second, raking over Waverly with her eyes to check she’s okay, before she nods and reaches for him, tucking him against her chest. 

And that is the story of how they started developing number codes for different emergency situations, so Nicole didn’t have a heart attack every time Billy the Kid needs a nap.

[iamthegaysmurf]

@piratekane  NEON LIGHTS