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Gotham City Headcanons

Been in a Batman mood lately and these are just some random headcanons I’ve thought up for the city of Gotham. 

Bat Burger used to have a Poison Ivy themed salad on the menu until Ivy found out about it, they now have the “Poison Ivy Meat Stack” which is 4 burger patties with bacon instead of a bun. There is no veggie option and you can’t add salad but you can have cheese.

Some civilians have become so desensitised to the ridiculous, basically daily, fights that occur in the city that they could be in a coffee shop that a fight spills into and just carry on drinking their coffee like nothing’s happened.

The ‘Isley Environmental Association” are a group of environmental activists based in Gotham, they follow Poison Ivy’s ethos but generally don’t go around killing people for stepping on grass and stuff.

Even though the bats haven’t been around forever they’ve been around long enough for some to have been born to a world that has always had them in, these kids have a hard time believing that Batman used to be considered an urban legend or that he ever worked alone.

There aren't many Gothamite cape chasers, there isn't a need to chase after their resident vigilantes because you'll probably see at least one on most nights. They’re also smart enough to realise that they'll probably get in the way of the vigilantes working. Any native cape chasers are usually kids and young teens.

People in Gotham are super diverse (like any other big city) and are generally pretty accepting of all kinds of people because let's be real, they've probably seen much weirder than a guy in a dress or a chick with blue skin. As long as you're not causing trouble, who cares?

Gotham pride is the one time a year that the bats and the rogues don’t start fights with each other, they have a truce of sorts not to start any drama and just enjoy the festivities.

The number of amateur vigilantes in Gotham is pretty low, with the Robin Movement being the only major amateur vigilante movement in the city. Some teens have tried to get into the vigilante thing but they are quickly dissuaded by the bats and even some of the more reasonable criminals like Catwoman.

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Titans Food + Drink Headcanons

Gar

Has been a vegetarian from a young age

As soon as he realised that you had to kill animals to eat meat he stopped eating it all together

The hardest thing to give up was bacon when he decided to be a vegetarian

He switched to meat substitutes pretty easily

When he was older he made the decision to be vegan

Cheese was hardest thing to transition over to the vegan equivalent

They didn’t have many decent cheese alternatives when he first became vegan

A big tofu fan

but found quorn whilst in europe with his parents and has made it his go-to meat substitute

Has a healthy appetite

Eats a lot of fruit

Will make seemingly non vegan food such as pancakes and eat them as long as he has a vegan alternative

Doesn’t judge others for being just vegetarians or omnivores

Takes multivitamins to make up for the nutrients that he isn’t getting in his diet

Doesn’t have really large portion sizes

Snacks throughout the day

Eats a lot of Yushoi products

Snacks on nakd bars a lot too

Just because he snacks a lot doesn’t mean that he won’t clean his plate at tea time though

When he goes out to eat or orders in with the Titans and there isn’t a viable vegan/vegetarian option for him to have he’s just like “Oh well” and whips out a couple snack bars

Carrot sticks and hummus

Cucumber sticks and hummus

Is a big fan of japanese cuisine

Could eat a mountain of cucumber maki

Only likes bananas if they’re dried

Definitely has pineapple on his pizzas

Tends to have to make his own pizzas because there aren’t many vegan ones out there

Has miso soup when his stomach is upset

Surprisingly prefers salty things to sweet things

He’s into anything that is orange flavoured or, even better, actually has oranges in it

He doesn’t really drink proper energy drinks very much but drinks fizzy drinks frequently

Isn’t a fan of coffee

Or hot drinks at all tbh

Doesn’t eat as much junk food as you’d expect him to but that’s mainly because he can’t find a vegan version of it

Orange crush soda 4 life

An avid ice lolly consumer

Has tried g-fuel and he did not sleep for like 72hours

He doesn’t handle his caffeine very well

Doesn’t handle liquor very well either

Doesn’t like celery

Has polite table manners

Jason

Has never really ate particularly healthily

Basically lived off of microwave meals and the occasional chinese takeout when he lived with uncle Ray

Stole sweets, crisps, basically any food that he could

He did not share the stuff that he stole either

He stashed it away so uncle Ray couldn’t take it for himself

Never really took anything that would melt because if he put it in the fridge Ray would find out and eat it

When he ended up on the streets pretty much the only decent food he got was stolen or bought with stolen cash

Kind of went through a culture shock when he moved in with Bruce because, wow

Alfred is an amazing cook and gives generous portion sizes

Always finishes everything on his plate, even if he doesn’t like it all

A big fan of steak and meat in general

Indulges in expensive food because he can

He may enjoy expensive food but his heart is with Bat Burger

He has tried every single thing on the menu

Bat Burger recently came out with an updated Robin toy and Jason now has a collection of toy versions of him in his room back at Wayne mansion

He’s been stealing booze since he was about 10

He first tried it with his uncle

Took a liking to beer

His favourite brand is Budweiser

Also likes cider

Isn’t much of a spirit guy though

He drinks a lot of root beer, alcoholic and nonalcoholic

Doesn’t really drink coffee or anything like that

Is a big fan of hot chocolate though

His favourite sweet/chocolate is Reese's peanut butter cups

Really likes Belgian waffles, with whipped cream and chocolate drizzle on - the whole shebang

His go-to Chinese order is chicken chow-mein with a side of egg fried rice and duck spring rolls

Prefers large portion sizes

When he first moved in with Bruce he had to slowly expand the size of his stomach because it had shrunk whilst he was living on the streets and not eating much

He kept eating too much and throwing it up later

Casual red bull drinker

Had an iron deficiency when he came to the mansion so Alfred is sure to pack his meals with foods that are high in iron

Hot Cheetos though

Mint choc chip kind of guy

He used to snack a lot because he had to eat whenever he had the chance but doesn’t snack as much anymore

Can’t really drink hard liquor, gets him drunk too quickly  

Cannot cook to save his life

Doesn’t really have table manners, Alfred is trying to teach him though

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Headcanon of the day No.1

Gar is 17 going on 30. 

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Dawn’s Britishisms Headcanons

Since Dawn’s mother was British (and Dawn may have spent the early years of her life in the UK) she picked up some of her mannerisms, word choices, and preferences

She knows the difference between the cornish and devonshire ways to apply jam and cream onto the scones

She prefers the cornish way

She says maths instead of math when referring to mathematics

Prefers english pancakes to american ones

Autumn not fall

Calls the boot of a car the boot rather than the trunk

Uses the term fortnight

Aubergine not eggplant

Adds ‘u’s when writing but not all of the time, so one day she may write ‘my favourite colour is blue’ and then another day write ‘my favorite color is blue’

She is familiar with a decent amount of english slang but doesn’t use them in conversation

Has definitely carried on her mother’s tradition of afternoon tea

When she was little she had a bit of a london twang but she grew out of it

Corrects Hank when he misidentifies things for example, calling a scone a biscuit (which it is not)

Her mother was a bit fan of Strictly Come Dancing and Dancing on Ice, Dawn, Holly and their mother would sit down and watch it together

Dawn still watches Strictly and Dancing on Ice - Hank is a fan of the more comical team ups that happen on the shows but would never let on that he watches them

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Things no one wanted or needed to know OC edition

Sexualities

Ellie: Bisexual | Biromantic - open about her interests in both men and women, doesn’t want to fall in love.

Em: Homosexual | Homoromantic - GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS, total disaster gay, will die if a pretty girl smiles at her.

Summer: Heterosexual | Heteroromantic - Hasn’t got laid in way too long. Is trying internet dating but only because Em set it up for her.

Marisol: Bisexual | Biromantic - 70/20 ratio with females being the 70. Will casually flirt with you regardless of the situation.

Animal Association

Ellie: Barn owls and mexican black kingsnakes

Em: Bluejays

Summer: Ragdoll cats

Marisol: Violet-backed starling

Nickelodeon V Cartoon Network V Disney

Ellie: Another Jetix kid, mainly because it had the most martial arts/fighting type shows on it. She was really into The Jackie Chan Adventures and American Dragon: Jake Long. Also Power Rangers.

Em: Cartoon Network - Anything Scooby Doo related and she’s there.

Summer: Didn’t really watch TV when she was a kid, preferred reading. A big fan of Lord of the Rings as a child.

Marisol: Disney - Wizards of Waverley place for the win

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The Isley Environmental Association Headcanons

Continuation of one of the headcanons on this post

A large proportion of the die-hard members have dyed their hair red to match their namesake’s hair

They organise peaceful protests and rallies to save the planet

Come in all genders, colours, sexuality, and ages

Some factions have been known to conduct illegal activities to further their agenda

These factions will blackmail, threaten, vandalise, etc. in secret to dissuade corporations from threatening/endangering the environment

They support animal rights as well as plant rights, it’s humans that are the issue after all

Green aesthetic

They are controversial in the eyes of the press and public

Poison Ivy is aware of their existence and is always happy to talk with like-minded individuals but often finds that the members of the association fall short in terms of commitment (the average IEA member isn’t willing to murk a bitch)

Although they are based in Gotham the popularity of the movement has increased online with members from all over America and even some international members

Some members agree with Ivy’s methods whilst others don’t

If Ivy sees someone wearing something that identifies them as an IEA member she’s less likely to murder them on sight, depending on how busy she is she’ll either just leave them be or interrogate them to ensure that they are worthy of using her name

Parents often deter their children from joining the group and from hanging out with kids who affiliate themselves with it

Do charity events and stuff

Some of the founding members of the IEA actually worked with Ivy before her supervillainification

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Gar went through a Crush 40 phase that he may not be fully out of yet

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News outlets go fishing for good news rather then scandals because everyone in the city needs a break.

News outlets also hire spies and mercenaries to take photos that are good quality because it’s so hard to get decent lighting anytime of the day.

You’re more likely to get stabbed for wearing orange in a month that isn’t October then you are for a specific kind of common place discrimination (race, ethnicity, sexuality, gender, ect.) it’s an odd statistic to have as a city but orange is a Halloween colour.

Other cities don’t like advertising the achievements of they’re criminals unless their rich but honestly? If the Stanford Prison Experiment is still being used as a valid case study in psychology class despite the fact it’ll never again pass the ethics test then Dr. Jonathan Crane is a valid person to quote.

“Batman once fought Dracula” sounds like a meme or shitpost in Gotham. This is something that happened fairly recently too. But somehow it’s not weird enough to be remembered.

Robin appeared just after Batman fought Dracula and is still a child despite it having been like twelve years.

So as to not discriminate against religion, witnesses in court are asked to swear on a copy of the childrens story of the Court of Owls.

Because of the high number of bodies typically dumped in the various waters surrounding Gotham, children are told they can’t go swimming because there are Vampire Mermaids that’ll eat them.

Gotham recieves so little help and support from the American Government no one pays taxes. This doesn’t help the official crime statistics in the city.

Suicide rates in Gotham are some of the lowest nation wide.

It’s impossible to just live in Gotham without having a lot of pride for being a Gothamite. Why? Who knows. But generally speaking everyone gets super mad when they here news stories talking about how bad the city is.

#haveyouevervisitedgotham trends everytime a reporter says something so obviously betraying the fact that they haven’t in fact visited the city.

Everyone thinks Batman is too old to be Bruce Wayne.

GCPD isn’t incompetent. They’re actually hypercompetent... and understaffed. With all the other crime in the city they don’t have time to answer 1200 riddles.

The drug problem in Gotham is so bad that everyone has traces of something illegal on them at any given time: drug sniffing dogs are practically useless.

There’s a large number of people living in poor areas who cannot read or write very well but typically they know 3+ languages verbally.

Pizza delivery will get to you before emergency services or the pizza is free.

Because of the Condiment King, and the frequency in which his victims develop anaphylactic shock or other allergy symptoms, cross contamination regarding allergies in fast food restaurants rarely happens unless he specifically shows up. Workers are trying to get him done for attempted murder. One day they’ll succeed.

There’s no way Commissioner Gordon doesn’t know who Batman is. Detective Bullock would be able to figure it out if he actually cared.

Harley Quinn is an undercover psychiatrist

Everyone in Gotham thinks that the fact Crime Alley is regarded as the worst part of Gotham for crime is hilarious. It’s actually East End.

So many large, legitimate, companies use Gang/Mob controlled parts of the Gotham Harbour as a way of bringing in materials and product that if crime in Gotham did stop for even a few days the economy in America would suffer and no one would realise why.

Sociologists love doing studies on Gotham City. They get published but only people in Gotham really read them.

Media outlets outside of Gotham City, trying to comment on Gotham City, don’t like the fact that sociologists like doibg studies on Gotham City.

Gotham City Headcanons

Been in a Batman mood lately and these are just some random headcanons I’ve thought up for the city of Gotham. 

Bat Burger used to have a Poison Ivy themed salad on the menu until Ivy found out about it, they now have the “Poison Ivy Meat Stack” which is 4 burger patties with bacon instead of a bun. There is no veggie option and you can’t add salad but you can have cheese.

Some civilians have become so desensitised to the ridiculous, basically daily, fights that occur in the city that they could be in a coffee shop that a fight spills into and just carry on drinking their coffee like nothing’s happened.

The ‘Isley Environmental Association” are a group of environmental activists based in Gotham, they follow Poison Ivy’s ethos but generally don’t go around killing people for stepping on grass and stuff.

Even though the bats haven’t been around forever they’ve been around long enough for some to have been born to a world that has always had them in, these kids have a hard time believing that Batman used to be considered an urban legend or that he ever worked alone.

There aren’t many Gothamite cape chasers, there isn’t a need to chase after their resident vigilantes because you’ll probably see at least one on most nights. They’re also smart enough to realise that they’ll probably get in the way of the vigilantes working. Any native cape chasers are usually kids and young teens.

People in Gotham are super diverse (like any other big city) and are generally pretty accepting of all kinds of people because let’s be real, they’ve probably seen much weirder than a guy in a dress or a chick with blue skin. As long as you’re not causing trouble, who cares?

Gotham pride is the one time a year that the bats and the rogues don’t start fights with each other, they have a truce of sorts not to start any drama and just enjoy the festivities.

The number of amateur vigilantes in Gotham is pretty low, with the Robin Movement being the only major amateur vigilante movement in the city. Some teens have tried to get into the vigilante thing but they are quickly dissuaded by the bats and even some of the more reasonable criminals like Catwoman.