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#Physics of Karate
worm-jpeg · 9 months
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big fan of how classic who doctors are like "i will defeat this opponent with my intellect and skills" and then they beat the shit out of said opponent
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dojolarusso · 3 months
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lawrussow · 1 year
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William initiating touches
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abracazabka · 11 months
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Imagining Johnny's idiot ass standing up whenever Daniel walks into a room, like a confused but gentlemanly British man
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homeofthemany · 4 days
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isn't it crazy that kickin' it has an episode where two fifteen year olds are tricked into filming a movie where they fight grown ass adult warriors, run from wild dogs, "dodge spears & escape traps" [according to kim because this is an off-screen event], presumably spend several hours in this fake? forest with no food or water & are told that one of them has to kill the other to survive? and this still isn't the most intense episode of the series?
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The ultimate aim of karate lies not in victory nor defeat, but in the perfection of the character of its participants.
- Gichin Funakoshi
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pharaohbean · 2 days
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sometimes you just need a college update
and woo boy do i have one for you!
Literature: class last tuesday got canceled again. turns out “being sick” meant something nerve related bc. he mentioned a neurologist! (also explains why he bounced back so quickly). anyways his idea of great media was watching the british crime show Luther. yes THAT Luther. (hes right btw but also why.) just the first ep but. man. also we have to write a paper on it lmao
Calculus: my teacher is definitely terrified of me in a good way. he learned i already took AP calc BC so! (sorry im very happy with this guy) also we FINALLY LEARNED DERIVATIVES!!! im so excited derivates are so easy to use (however i was banned from Cheating [power rule])
History: OH MAN. so today we were vibing in class, class ends at 11:15am. 15 minutes out from class, there is a SUBWOOFER outside, BLASTING the bass. you can hear it from inside. prof had to stop and go “?????”. TURNS OUT! IT WAS A DJ! FOR A CAMPUS SECURITY EVENT (i am Not Kidding). anyways that was hilarious.
Physics: Please Get Me Out Of Here (so much is wrong with this class)
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matt-murdick · 1 year
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this shit is baffling to me
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detectim · 6 days
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going insane thinking about the months and months that 13 y/o t.im had to train before being let on missions and how much stricter b.ruce and a.lfred probably were on him than they were with the other robins
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proveagain · 2 months
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Okay but can you please elaborate on Miguel as a teacher? Like what is his teaching style like? Did/does teaching others come naturally to him?
oh, you BET i can! this is definitely gonna be more of a ramble than i'd planned because i'm excited. <33
i think even before the events of the show, miguel seems like the kind of kid that would help his friends with schoolwork if he understood it. he's very good with a handful of subjects, but i don't think he would have opened it up to people he wasn't close with. he's been very vocal through the seasons about getting picked on and bullied at every school he'd been to pre-s1, and showing off his smarts to everyone was a one-way ticket to another target on his back.
but that mindset definitely changes once he gains more confidence in his abilities. one of my favorite things to note about miguel's growth through the seasons is how he turns from a student to practically an assistant sensei as cobra kai picks up off the ground and gains more traction. from the very beginning of the show, he's trying to recruit eli and demetri because he wants his friends to be able to feel the strength that he's found with johnny's help. on his "not-date" with sam, miguel offers to teach her a couple basic moves because he's proud of what he learned. he, eli, and aisha are seen leading warm ups multiple times.
i bring it up all the time, but my favorite clip when talking abt miguel as a teacher is in the sparring fight on tory's first day at ck. he starts giving her tips and pointers about her stance or the way she's telegraphing her next moves AS he's fighting her. he takes a step back and speaks without a second of hesitation, like he's focusing more on helping her out than trying to beat her. from that line delivery alone, you can tell this probably happens with almost every other ck student he spars with.
he's also the one seen talking to and welcoming the new students that show up after ck's win at the avt, as well as adult visitors that show up (kreese before he gets introduced). that same energy translates into eagle fang even while he's going through his recovery arc. even though he's still building up strength, johnny has him sit out from the physicality of training whilst still utilizing miguel's teaching skills to get the rest of the dojo up to speed for the second all-valley. there aren't a lot of scenes with him helping eagle fang students the way he did with cobra kai, but i like to think that a lot of that happens off screen!! (they can pry the devon's first mentor hc's out of my cold dead hands)
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m0th-h · 3 months
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I WANT TO DO MY OLD FUCKING HOBBIES AGAIN
I WILL NEVER STOP MOURNING MY LIFE BEFORE
FUCK YOU FOR BEING UNDER THE FUCKING INFLUENCE
I WANT MY LIFE BACK
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kn11ves · 6 months
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emotional support group for autistics who got called condescending and rude as kids just for responding to things directly and still not knowing how they were being mean
#what did i do#i got constantly told by my mother and step father (and his family) that i always talked like i knew better than they did or that i was#just as mature. i was just fuckjng talking what the hell did you want me to do#why do you feel attacked when a 10 year old speaks to you as an adult????? literally what#i dont know on that note sometimes its just like i dont even feel like ive aged at all#sure i have a giant explosion of time in my head just Gone from my memory because i was getting abused but like i dont feel like ive aged#or really matured ive felt like ive alwats felt#i cant relate when epople are like me when i feel all my ages or i wish i could go back to being x age or being x age everything felt so#different..like no it didnt. or im missing something?#i have never in my life felt like anything has changed. ive always been this old. there is no ''inner child'' and ive never had childhood#innocence or a nostalgia or childhood to go back to. i have no idea what any of you are talking about ever👍#ugh jst rmemebred skmething that happened with my white step dad's mother#we visited her house and she literally fucking didnt let me go (not physically) until i replied to her with Correct Granmar. what was i#doing? i was reaponding to her by saying ''yeah'' and she kept repeating ''yes'' like telling me to say yes instead of yeah and i didnt#Fucking Get It because guess what you old white cracker i barely fucking speak english and you are just saying things in an aggressive tone#like thats gonna make me get it. and i Didnt i just kept replying yrah to her yes's and then she got tired of it and we left out the door#and theeeeen i got yelled at in the car by being called disrespectful and rude by my parents. WHAT THE FUCK DID I DO?????????#those crackers never liked me LOL i literally know they didnt#ugh i rmemeber this one time my step dads father was like trying to show me some dumb boxing or karate or something punching move and he#told my mother that i was good at it because he felt i had a lot of aggression and then NY MOTHER YELLED AT ME IN THE CAR FOR IT??????#oh fucking wonder why te kid being abused mighthave aggression but she didnt Know (apart from what She was doing to me) like why would it#be my fucking fault if he thought i had aggression in me HOW IS THAT MY FAULT WHAT DIDBI DO I WAS JUST TRYING TO DO THE MOVE BECAUSE WELL#I WAS TRYING TO GET ALONG BECAUSE THATS WHAT THEY WANTED ME TO DO#she was like do you know how much that embarassed me and WHAT THE HELL HE SAID IT I DIDNT I WAS LIKE#8??? OR SOMETHING???? I DONT FUCKING KNOW!!! I DIDNT KNOW WOMAN WHAT DID YOU WANT FROM ME#mothers when they mother👍
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kombathall · 4 months
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The journey of kickboxing is interesting and everyday fun day with martial arts classes.
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starkat-cosmickitty · 2 years
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ignore the terrible quality but this has been plauging me for a good while. is the lightbulb just really big, or is it normal sized and karate joe is just really small. i thought the latter option was funnier so i did some very approximate math to see how tall he would be compared to the lightbulb
to make a long story short, using the lightbulb as a unit of measurement, he is smaller than a newborn child.
rough explanation under read more
my first step was to find out what size the lightbulb would be if i were to use it as a unit of measurement. since i didn’t feel like getting too specific of what lightbulb it is (remember, this is very approximate and mostly done for goofs), i did some research and then calculated the average length of a standard A19 bulb, and i ended up with 4.1 inches.
after that, i used ibispaint to trace the lightbulb and stack them until they reached joe’s height, and it got up to 3 1/4 lightbulbs. 4.1 x 3.25 = 13.325 which would equal 1 foot & 1.325 inches (or just 1’1”) or 0.33 meters (when rounded to the nearest hundredth)
so there you have it. if the lightbulb was regular sized in the above image, karate joe would be super tiny. if i used different units of measurement i’d get very different results but the lightbulb was funny to me so i only did that. if anyone else wants to try and calculate more accurately go ahead. i am not a math expert so this was mostly done for the sillies
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spellsparkler · 5 months
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children portrayed in video games is always so strange to see.. it's always just a smidge off. they so rarely seem like they would gleefully beat the shit out of you if given half the chance. thinking about the tiefling kids you meet practicing swordplay mostly - the fact that not one of them tries to hit you with their fake weaponry is a travesty of immersion-breaking proportions
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will80sbyers · 2 years
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I will never understand how I manage to have anxiety about things like making a phone call or respond in group chats but still be ready to verbally curse out someone when I'm angry about something I care about... also it's been too long since I've had a debate about politics with people irl I should really have another verbal fight with someone just to release stress lmao
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