#Phoenix Answers Asks

[phoenixyfriend]

But like, if push came to shove. If spidermimic! obi wan had a little snack on a stormtrooper on tatooine. Would he really feel that bad

Context: Stewjoni Are Mimic Spiders, Sociology of Stewjoni Mimics, AU Tag Chrono

Yes. He doesn't want to be eating people, even if they ARE bad people. It's wrong. Even if he does kill the person in self-defense, what about the family? Won't they want a body to bury? Maybe the stormtrooper has toddlers that Obi-Wan doesn't know about, and it's not like the toddlers did anything wrong.

[phoenixyfriend]

Oh, I know a really good post, and this one's got a link to a video series on Sashiko stitching. (Also I have a tag.)

WELP.

fucked around and found out!

Anyone got some good jeans-patching resources? I kinda hulked through this pair, the inner thigh's fabric is more or less SHREDDED to bits so it can't just be re-sewn, I need reinforcements

I have a bag of soft cotton flannel in a few different colours from when I was trying to sew plushies n things, that'll work right?

[steampunk-newsie]

what are some tropes for romantic scenes/moments you like? for scientific purposes 🌸

idk what trope specifically but imo I like stuff that's like peaceful, quiet and sentimental. Hope that helps?

[doctorsiren]

I saw an interesting post a while back that said “Capcom made us [Miles and Diego/Godot] only have like two(?) interactions because they knew we would be unstoppable with a brother dynamic” and tbh it stuck with me bc it was intriguing.

So yeah that potential brotherhood, but that Godot/Diego AU I made (that I still need a name for)

Also I bet Gregory Edgeworth would have smelled like a bit like coffee, and so Diego just reminds Miles of that comforting presence 😭 (the von Karma estate was a tea household, so he didn’t smell much coffee after DL-6 and didn’t realize how much he missed it/reminded him of his father)

[quinloki]

How would your blorbos react if you accidentally walked in on them naked. 🤔

To provide more context for ya it can be a non-established relationship

Or early on in the relationship. Let’s just say you saw a fair amount of….well almost everything 😅😏

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Oh man, walking in on Kid is one of those - Oh. - moments. It's hard not to stare. It's hard when you stare. I can picture Kid looking down and then looking back over at you.

"Wanna a ride, sweetheart, or a picture?"

It's a legit offer, mind your words carefully.

Sabo has half as much sense as he'd like to admit he does - instead of pulling his pants back up he grabs his hat and covers himself, red down to shoulders regardless of what expression he's managed to put on his face.

His shy reaction will likely prompt you to close the door, but if you don't - if you, say, continue with whatever you came in to say to him, he'll manage. Aside from holding his hat in place, he'll be comfortable enough.

... which... now... I'm just imagining updating Sabo on something and he's standing there naked save for a pair of gloves and his hat over his dick.

...

/ahem/

Marco won't bother to cover up, and is more likely to turn toward you and ask you what you needed. His expression will be relaxed (if you can even tear your eyes away from his cock to SEE his face), and his tone will be easy and and inviting.

He'll talk business if you can keep your wits about you, but he will teasingly flirt you with his words if you lose your composure. Something more physical could certainly happen, but he's going to follow whatever flow presents itself, so he won't push it if the opening isn't there.

Thatch will cover himself with his scarf.

... it is not terribly effective.

Tomatoes would be envious at the manner of red Thatch turns.

If YOU flirt with him he'll crumple like a house of cards, but otherwise you will likely get a very meek plea to allow him to get dressed before you continue talking business. He *cannot* concentrate like this.

Izou will act like he's clothed. Good luck to you, one way or the other. If you're lucky the only thing that he will be wearing is some lipstick and a pair of gloves.

Sir Crocodile does not get accidentally walked in on. But you don't need to know that. You'll need to make up for viewing him thus without permission - don't panic, he's sure you'll... appreciate the punishment.

Shanks probably walks around naked on the deck of the ship so much you're not seeing him naked for the first time when you walk into his room. He's laying in bed naked with a rose in his mouth giving you bedroom eyes and you don't even look up from your report, setting it on the table and informing him you're allergic to roses, and he should put on pants before coming out on deck.

[ask-the-chief-prosecutor]

Congrats on past feelings of unease and uncertainty

“Every year. Every single year…”

[ask-the-turnabout-terror]

Have you ever considered filing a lawsuit yourself for the way certain prosecutors keep attacking you in the courtroom?

“I did. A marriage license with their boss.”

[yeagrave]

Hey! So for your art block reqs. I have this idea of Bradley and Phoenix at the gym and they're working out, weight lifting or whatever, while hangman and Bob/coyote (pick your poison) live slug react but in a horny way yk? Hope that made sense lol

Ps love your art 💚

Phoenix loves to torture them

[thepoggersdilemma]

please draw more drunk phoenix sometime because you draw him drunk so well (worlds bizarrest sentence)

Im not sure if you meant beanix, but i will draw more drunk beanix in the future so have a rare wasted trilogy phoenix 💕

[ask-debeste-winner]

Have you met Phoenix Wright before? Thoughts on that guy?

“Mr. Wright is scary… but Mr. Edgeworth likes him.”

[phoenixyfriend]

I’ll never unfollow you :) always a fun time to see what new bizarre Star Wars take you’ve got :)

Imagine if Anakin had healing tears like Tangled's Rapunzel but every time it touched someone's wounds it left a black-red-and-gold mottling on it because of Weird Force Shit, would that be fucked up or what

[mewtwoandme]

I cannot for the life of me get over how you draw Mew

SO FLUFFY

I've been very happy with how she looks now. It's more of a design based on my personal tastes. She's very much a cat XD

[ask-the-blueberry-attorney]

When Miles married Phoenix, was it more of a shock to you? Were you expecting him to marry a woman or he could marry anyone and you would be happy?

“Miles was never very good at… masking, one might say; Always had a glass closet. I was even less shocked when it was Phoenix- but it didn’t really matter to me. As long as he was happy, safe, and in good health, I didn’t really care about anything else.”

[doctorsiren]

Can we see more full monster Phoenix I love angst

I have so much fun with these

[quinloki]

Good lord someone being strong enough to hold you up while they eat you out... goddd. Idk why but this had me thinking of a scenario where you confess that none of your previous partners have ever managed to get you off. And he cannot stand for that grievous offense, obviously

xD

There's a lot of OP boys who I think are able to lift you up (usually propping you against a wall) and eat you out for plenty long enough.

Ace, Sabo, Kid, Killer, Marco, Shanks, Doflamingo, Kaku, and Bellamy come to mind off the top of my head. Bartolomeo too.

Sanji, Zoro, Mihawk, Sir Crocodile, Smoker, Beckman, Heat, Wire, Law, Penguin and Shachi could do it as well, but I feel like you'd have to ask them. They would be for it, they just wouldn't think to do it on their own.

Rayleigh could, but he assures you there are much better ways for him to pull you apart - and considering how he's made you pop off before without even touching you, you're disinclined to argue.

And there's others who would do it if you asked, but they might not be all gungho about it (Koby would be adorable, honestly. So worried about dropping you he struggles to actually focus. He's got you held against the wall for near an hour, but he's just doing these nervous little licks and it's so cute you put up with it xD )

[ask-the-chief-prosecutor]

Has phoenix ever eaten glass for you

“No, and I don’t want him to.”