#Persona Teddie

[nejishadow]

Look at me finally having enough to sort the last couple of these by game

Also at the time this is queued, I've seen several people make the third one souyo. But I immediately read it as Kanji energy?? Maybe I'm an outlier lol

Pretend the 4th one says Junes, thank.

[sheepish-parabellum]

I love how junpeis genuine first reaction to human teddie is "holy shit a white dude"

[onlylowercase]

In which Yosuke, Teddie, Chie and Yukiko escort Yu back to Inaba for summer vacation

[hexisafish]

Definitely my favourite part of persona Q

[oopsalltes]

"quiet bear" uh-huh

[moocatuwu]

Average Teddie activities

[moonlightedva]

whats up persona community

[yarrayora]

hanamura theodore's personal advocate of murder commissioned by @gothamcityneedsme

COMMISSION INFO || KO-FI

[riewiggles]

I need more Headcanons to Soothe my Soul

Kanji and Teddie are REALLY good impressionalists. Kanji sometimes will take some of Naoto's mystery novels, find the most raunchy parts, and start reading them in various voices, may it be Carl Wheezer or Mort, Mordecai, Goofy, Squidward to name a few. It makes Naoto laugh in a way no one else has seen before.

He also will randomly start talking in various impressions of other characters like Jotaro, Squidward, and others when just doing simple things.

Teddie is really good at higher-pitched characters like Morty, Spongebob, or Mickey, and sometimes when they're at Junes they come up with hilarious scenarios as Mickey and Goofy. Or sometimes Rick and Morty. The IT can't get enough of them.

Yosuke can do a decent Donald and Rigby impression. Yu is pretty good at Kermit.

[randomahhbrainrot]

Why I Hate Teddie and How I’d Fix This Idiot (Yes, spoilers)

Yes, I know the image is low quality. In all honesty, he deserves it.

Teddie is honestly one of the worst characters I’ve ever experienced. I genuinely have no clue how people prefer this walking garbage bin to Morgana. I might be a bit biased to Morgana because I genuinely love him, but I can understand what turns people off of him.

Morgana has a nice story and relationship to Joker, but his relationship with Ryuji is painfully unchanging and grating to experience, especially during the break-up arc. Speaking of that arc, Morgana DOES steal away the spotlight from Haru in both the introduction AND the ending where he was the one to get the last word against Okumura before the battle instead of, I dunno, his actual daughter.

BUT NONE OF THAT IS WORSE THAN TEDDIE’S FLAWS.

When first playing P4G (great game btw, loved it all the way through except when I realized that I accidentally locked myself out of the true ending and got so mad I had to take a break from the game), I was fine with Teddie. In fact, he was pretty neat, being so innocently supportive of the protag after the first awakening. I was perfectly fine with having him around as an innocent otherworldly being who gets eased into the ‘real’ world and grows attached to it and wants to be a part of it.

The big fuckin’ issue is that he STOPS being that at Yukiko’s palace. At first, when he got introduced to the ‘hot stud’ thing, it was a fine joke. Innocent character gets introduced to saucy talk and doesn’t know what exactly it means. But then suddenly????

Suddenly, Teddie starts acting exactly like some suave pick-up artist??? Why??? Wasn’t the point that he had no idea what any of it was, so why was he suddenly acting like yet another pervert added to the team? We already had Yosuke and he’s enough pervert for the whole game. I love that guy, wish he was gay, but I only had enough patience for ONE pervert.

And the worst part is, Teddie continues to play the role of “I don’t know anything and I want someone to help guide me through it all so I can be useful”, while still clinging onto the “charismatic” (in HEAVY quotation marks) perv who tries to sweet talk any girl within his range.

INCLUDING THE MOTHERFUCKING 6-7 YEAR OLD NANAKO. AND THE WRITERS STILL HAD THE AUDACITY TO CREATE A CONNECTION BETWEEN THE TWO. YOU HAD NO CHOICE BUT TO WATCH THE LITTLE GIRL YOU’VE CREATE A BROTHER-SISTER TYPE RELATIONSHIP OVER THE COURSE OF THE GAME START LIKING THE PERVERT WHO HIT ON HER.

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK.

THIS ISN’T A MAIKO “Let’s get married when I grow up! :D” SITUATION. THE OLDER PERSON IS THE ONE WHO INITIATED IT AND IN THE SAME PERVERTED TONE HE USED ON EVERY OTHER GIRL HE HIT ON.

TLDR: Teddie is presented as an otherworldly being who wants your help to navigate through the new world he’s found himself in, just as you needed his help in the Midnight Channel at first. In reality, he’s another fucking pedophilic pervert who’s somehow worse than the hormone addled Yosuke AND allowed to have a deeper connection to the fucking CHILD he hit on.

If I were to fix him, I’d want Teddie to actually be that innocent and naive person who’s completely clueless to social situations.

First off, his SL is fucking trash. Why is every single rank up dependent mostly on what the investigation team’s doing? You can just call his link “Investigation Team 2” or hell, fucking 1.5, because it’s literally just spaced BETWEEN the ranks of the actual investigation team SL. His SL needed to be quiet one on one moments with the protagonist, updating him on all the new things he’s learned ever since coming to the real world and adapting to it. You could BE the sensei he keeps calling you. He’d come to you on advice on how things really are, admiring you for your leadership and guidance. He’d open up about how out of place he’s felt since becoming a part of the team and how his lack of memories frustrates him.

And you know what that’d make him?

Childlike.

Teddie should’ve been legitimately more childlike. In wonder, in discovery, and in social situations. And THAT would honestly make his relationship with Nanako much more warranted, AND much sweeter too! They’d both essentially the same; with Teddie being the one that Nanako could lead with her own experiences. Nanako would have a friend who thinks just as childishly and innocently as she does, with Teddie having a genuine friendship with her. Not that his relationship with you isn’t, but you’re more his mentor and superior that he respects. Nanako would be the friend at an equal level.

But alas, instead we have Persona’s own Pedobear. What a joke.

[anne0png]

more p4 shitposts bc they have infiltrated my brain

[teddiesbestestpal]

My beloved Persona Mascot lovers~

[allcaplock]

Gender

[otokeneko]

Hanamura bros + Yu going to the hot spring

‘ALSO CHONK TEDDIE

[oopsalltes]

this is the truth you humans despise...

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