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[blink182times]

The gangs all here…happy Halloween!

[bellehaspurplehair]

Actually choking up over this quote from the wrath of the triple goddess.

Annabeth listens to Percy speaking like she listens to her favourite song.

[thatonefandomjumper]

Ah yes. Leo Valdez. The Leo Valdez that is currently presumed dead by all who know him. The Leo Valdez that is canonically lost in the Bermuda triangle during the events of this book. That Leo Valdez. The Leo Valdez who is currently tutoring you in Spanish. Somehow.

[pjo-tvs-version]

Now that the Wrath of The Triple Goddess preview is out, I have a few thoughts on it. I am making 3 posts for each chapter so this is for the first one. In case you haven't read the Chalice of the Gods yet (read it NOW it's soo good) be warned there maybe spoilers below.

The chapter title "I have an accident in the principal's office" is so closely linked to the prequel book's title which was "I accidently get flushed" and I'm already loving the continuity. The fall season vibes are spot on. Percy sassing Hera in his internal monologue is dam funny. I love his humour soo much. Percy being sus about everything being peaceful for 3 weeks is soo real of him because I feel that too. Like in school I didn't get homework for a weekend and then I know I will most probably have a surprise test on Monday. And also it just shows how fed up he is of everything around him. Give this boy a break like seriously (don't I need Percy to be more tortured for more pjo content I'm soo sorry Percy)

Percy falling off to sleep in English class and jolting awake and shouting "themes" got me chuckling. He was seriously trying and was prepared to answer and poor boy. Also I would like to draw your attention to the theme he was going to talk about- "free will versus fate". Percy oh gosh he was feeling this one on another level. Curse you Zeus (but thank you for being a moron since I can read Percy's internal monologue once more.)

Then Percy just being like how is this creepy lady going to kill me is just... Like I can't decide whether to laugh or be concerned about his mental wellbeing. Anyway to quote from the chapter,

" Hi, I’m Zeus. It’s always I am the Thunder-Maker, the Paranoid Patriarch, Heavenly Adulterer, Lightning Britches, King of Luxurious Beard Products."

I don't know why I'm loving this soo much. I was laughing out loud at 11 at night as read this. Continuing, Percy using the technique Annabeth told him to keep him calm is soo cute. Hermes quest was to go waterskiing with Percy? EXCUSE ME? Was he being nice and even Aphrodite like fetching a box of cupcakes. Percy my boy I feel soo bad for you. Hecate revealing her godly form or whatever portion was creepy though. And then she says this???

“See you tonight, then,” she said. “Ciao.”

LIKE SERIOUSLY HECATE????? AND CIAO???? SHE IS ITALIAN OR SOMETHING???? Anyway the chapter ends with Percy saying that he needs to find Annabeth and Grover but BEFORE that he needs to change his undershorts!!! Percy is the most hilarious person and relatable person to exist (change my mind).

Overall a great first chapter because I'm already hooked. The fed up Percy is soo real and I'm just waiting for 24th September (why can't you come faster)!!! Anyways posting for chapter 2 soon :)

[littlemissneverseen]

Top tier writing lol

[she-posts-nerdy-stuff]

*screams in Wrath of the Triple Goddess just arrived*

[atac-agent]

GUESS WHAT GUYS!!! I FINALLY DOWNLOADED IT!!!

[ssavinggrace]

I LOVE MY MOM

SHE PRE-ORDERED WRATH OF THE TRIPLE GODDESS FOR ME

[chirp-featherfowl]

"average middle grade novel protagonist gets 3 book series per lifetime" factoid actualy (sic) just statistical error. average middle grade novel protagonist gets 1 book series per lifetime. Percy Jackson,

[could-they-be-a-pro-wrestler]

THIS WEEK’S EPISODE OF NXTB (Next X-Treme Tumblr Blorbo)

THE JOHNNY LAWRENCE CONCERT, ROUND 2

In the aftermath of Percy Jackson shutting down Johnny Lawrence’s concert (The Karate Kid/Cobra Kai), Johnny has once again tried to hold a concert for the NXTB audience. Although he’s being booed to death for playing songs such as “Percy Jackson Sucks Ass” and “I Hope Disney Cancels Percy Jackson”, Johnny seems to be enjoying the reaction he’s getting.

Percy arrives, once again to shut the concert down. But this time, Johnny is prepared. Someone has agreed to protect him against Percy’s wrath…

[jenijro]

HOLY SHIT NEW PERCY JACKSON BOOK TODAY FUCK

[thatonefandomjumper]

What do you mean Leo made Percy a dog whistle that has "LEO + PERCY 4EVER 🖤" engraved onto it???

What do you mean it lights up in rainbow when it's used???

[pharaohcarterkane]

has anyone pre-ordered wrath of the triple-goddess and read it?

[shadowhandss60]

NEW PERCY JACKSON BOOK. NEW PERCY JACKSON BOOK. NEW PERCY JACKSON BOOK.

Let the man rest…but also give me more

[ah0yh0y]

PERCY JACKSON AND THE WRATH OF THE TRIPLE GODDESS????

LET THIS MAN HAVE A BREAK

[hermemescabin]

Annabeth in fanon: cold, calculating, allergic to fun and joy, the sensible one who keeps percy from making fun but bad choices.

Annabeth in canon: soft, crybaby, chaotic, sensitive, funny, loving, whimsical, dying to throw a rager in a deadly goddesses house.