#Penister's

[captain-jimmy]

damn now u got me thinkin why cockpit is called cockpit, great job🎉🎉

Cockpit is whereyou navigate . And men always follow their peanits.

[mukuberry]

anyone else having homosexual thoughts this tuesday afternoon ?

[inkyswish-archive]

what if they made a girlboy who was a boygirl

[crplpunkklavier]

yeah i was in a punk band once (thinking about the time 15 year old me and my two 14 and 16 year old friends decided we should just form a band despite one of us having no musical experience at all and two of us only having had classical piano training. which is how all great punk bands are formed really only we were 3 teens with severe mental illness and in spite of the two pianists actually going on to learn bass and drums and write a handful of songs we never managed to meet up for a single rehearsal) pretty cool of me

[anarzaabloodladen]

I fuckin ffbn hate normal 9eople /j dbecause they just idk that just normarb ly y can't call to them about your weidd shit bcse yhey wonld nver understand 😱😱😱

[ankara-jinekolog]

Peniste siğil tedavisi

[girlballs]

weird fucking dog is sniffing aldegund's penist ?????

[official-penis-posts]

YOU READING THIS🫵 STOP WHAT YOU'RE DOING AND WASH YOUR PENIST OR EQUIVALENT. thank you

I actually literally was about to get in the shower so

[spectra-bear]

i cast spell of penist blast 5000 on you or whatever

my PENAUTS

[stanfiction-withsoos]

Stan: So. Uh. What did you do with the rest of us?

Ford: You mean our third arm and extra legs?

Stan: Weird way to phrase it but yea

Ford: They're on ice in the basement - just in case we need a skin or muscle graft in the future

Stan: So you still got all your fingers somewhere.?

Ford: the fingers from our conjoined arm, yes

Stan: Okay. Well wouldn't it be pretty easy to gimme one of them?

Ford:... What?

Stan: Ah, nevermind, it's stupid--

Ford: No - you. You want six fingers?

Stan: Well - I mean then our hands would match and shit. And I always kinda wanted to be polydactyl when we was younger so we could match

Ford:

Stan: Guess it's a shitty thing to want, what with you being bullied and all-- Shit, are you crying???

Ford: No I'm not--

YESSSSSSSS

oh my god. ford calling it " their third arm and extra legs ". my penis. my penist guys. ohhhhhhh

i dont think im gonna make " ford surgically attaching an extra finger to stan " canon bc. there'd be a LOT of complications with ford only having one finger.... (and he cant ask fiddleford because... fiddleford is a cult leader...) but its a VERY interesting idea

just. spinning this around in my head. ford would be so possessive. ouggh

[ediblewishez]

i have the meanist penist of them all

[oliviawebsite]

the penist

[systemdeez]

*casually replaces systemd with runit while you're not looking*

How about I runit into your mom. And by "it," I mean my penist.

[freakinator]

Clown: "Spoke's the pianist."

Mapicc: "Spoke's the penist."

[speedway-official-unofficial]

Penist

[uchidachi]

Family coming over for Hanukkah dinner. Time to deploy Penistable™️