#so is. my penist

[captain-jimmy]

damn now u got me thinkin why cockpit is called cockpit, great job🎉🎉

Cockpit is whereyou navigate . And men always follow their peanits.

[stanfiction-withsoos]

Stan: So. Uh. What did you do with the rest of us?

Ford: You mean our third arm and extra legs?

Stan: Weird way to phrase it but yea

Ford: They're on ice in the basement - just in case we need a skin or muscle graft in the future

Stan: So you still got all your fingers somewhere.?

Ford: the fingers from our conjoined arm, yes

Stan: Okay. Well wouldn't it be pretty easy to gimme one of them?

Ford:... What?

Stan: Ah, nevermind, it's stupid--

Ford: No - you. You want six fingers?

Stan: Well - I mean then our hands would match and shit. And I always kinda wanted to be polydactyl when we was younger so we could match

Ford:

Stan: Guess it's a shitty thing to want, what with you being bullied and all-- Shit, are you crying???

Ford: No I'm not--

YESSSSSSSS

oh my god. ford calling it " their third arm and extra legs ". my penis. my penist guys. ohhhhhhh

i dont think im gonna make " ford surgically attaching an extra finger to stan " canon bc. there'd be a LOT of complications with ford only having one finger.... (and he cant ask fiddleford because... fiddleford is a cult leader...) but its a VERY interesting idea

just. spinning this around in my head. ford would be so possessive. ouggh

[tears-of-boredom]

finished season 3 aughrr here's episode 15 and 16 notes

girls when they see penist lmaoo love this demon reakky making a your mom joke gagdfag sam kill him<33 sammy kill him<33 sam in a suit sam in a suit sam in suit sam in sa suit sam laughing sa m alguhinggglalk 10 minutes another victim jogging in the night by the pier oh god i hate medical horror so much sam omg you really gonna try and make dean into a zombie to savw him the fuck sammy please defy dean more often its so hot 15 mins why the horribly sad music omg i know theyre codependent and shit but theyve been apart for a couple days before come on sams gonna get his fucking kidney stolen or something 23 mins funky music sam could you get bloody this episode that would make me feel so much better love<3 this doc lowkey hot lmao whos his actor bella omg youre so girlboss sam what the fuck this is not going to work youre smarter than this oh god medical horror augh why are you taking his eyes in specific i fucking hate eye stuff sam dont be stupid you see what immortality looks like that is not something you want for dean bella <33 love the new hair btw, i think the change does you good LMAOOO THEY DID BELLA HER SHIT PULLED A BELLA DAMN but noo bella no dont die cmonn did bella die fr? oh no man did she actuaööy die

episode 16 oohhh shit this song fuckss fuck yeah this intro fucks OMG THIS SONG FUCKS SO HARD WHAT THE FUCK "carry on my wayward son"?? uh ohhh is dean gonna go to hell maybeee also how come all these demons have such like english names,, fricking rubyu and lilith and gabriel sam pls summon ruby anyways i think itd be hot if you rebelled and summoned a demon sams angryy wait rubys actually really pretty how didnt i notice before ruby you gonna try and kill sam or something?? whats that circling about? oooh sam gonna become a witch? sammy sammy pls become a witch ruby youre so awesome dean cmon let sam do a suicide mission to try and kill lilith if youre gonna die anyway oh no the girllss are fightinggg sam youre so hot girl wait sam you were in on it?? cmon sammm become a wiotch :((( for me??😳😳 omg wait dean youre actually speaking facts,, you being kinda hot rn bobby<33 bobby i love you sam singing and msiling <3333 sam singing asnd smilinggz<<#3333 omg sammmy sammy singing dead or alive by bon jovi why so hot igjfdag ooh shitt ninja shit lessgooo oh theyre killing so many oeioke ih fuck samn youre so hot 27min sam sam kill ruby kill her<33 sam samsam kill lilith cmon i dont think they can show children dying so clkearly so sams probably not gonna kill her but oh god do i wish it works like cmon let sam kill lilith and then become a iwtch also<3333 do it sam do it doitdotitdotiitito please oh my god please awww:(((( samsam sam crying while angry so hot omg sam crying OH NO DEAN CRYING AS WELLL OH NO NONONON THIS IS TOO MUCH DEAN DOESNT FUCKING CRY WHYT HWHHY OH GOSDD NO RUBY SHHUT UP THEYRE HACVING A MOMEMTN OH GOD SAM SAM DIDNT HESITATE OH MY GOD SAM SO HOT DIDNT HESITATE AS SOON AS HE REALISED HE TRIED TO SWING OMG OMG EW EW LOILOITH WHAT THE FUCK WAHT DONT DOI THAT I MWAN ID POROBABLY DO THE SANME BUT COME ON DONT ASSSAULT HIM OH GOD OFHH THE BLOOD EFFECTS BE REALSS OH WAHTSGS HAPPENING OOH THAT WAS COOL HOW HER EYES ROLLED BACK DOWN ACTUALLY OOOHOHOHOHOHOOOO SMASMMAMSMAMASMSMSMA SAM ABLE TO SCARE LILITH OMG WAIT NO SAMMSAM SAMA SA M NHPO SAM YOUR HAIR IS MESSED UYP AND YOU LOOKS HOT BUT NO NOO OH FOD oh this is the fucking,, this is the scene that i saw bts for! behind the scenes! jensen said it was horrible to film it lmao the fact that its got dean straight up yelling for sam yelling "someone help me" omg its fucking bad huh. guy who will die rather than talk about feelings is openly asking begging for help dammm we in the trenches huh but tbh i wouldve liked it if they didnt show dean being "alive" cuz now its just kind of like,, like dean is obviously just gonna escape hell at some point or something. let me believe he's straight up just dead at least for this season like cmon, the lack of closure and not knowing whats gonna happen wouldve been sooo much better

@sardonic-the-writer hello. sir. sard. whats sir short for? cuz like you know there mister and missus but what sir for uh,, sirry? is that why its "no sir-ry bob". yeah gonna headcanon that about the english language forever i think

[teitomonogatari]

so glad you appreciate my art (penist jokes)

TUNGLR MOBILE DOESNT TELL ME WHEN I HAVE ASKS penis art is very serious to me. including the written word

[zokvh]

My best friend sam now samina turned himself into a sissy and started living with big muscular arab men and the arab men named Jamal's brother Asif is coming to visit new York so samina said that as it is there privacy time so Asif will live with me and I agreed to it the next day he moved in with me he was a proper araben as I have two bedroom I shifted him in the smaller one but I don't know how the Air condition of that room went of so I had to share my bed with him his body manly smell was giving me frequent erection and ejaculation as when I waked up and prepared breakfast he had notes it and it was so embarising the next day when I was sleeping I wear a condom so to avoid stain on my shot but I wake up and served breakfast then it just fell of on the floor in front of him he laughed and said he have a solution for me he cave me a pack of tablet that has to be consumed 3 times a day I started consuming them the get me a great relive but due.to it I started lossing my body hair and now and my penist was getting smaller and smaller but I did not bother that much untill the stage that I have to sit in order to pee but that was ok now as I joined two job as I was paying for Asif also he use do my cloth shoping my cloth was getting tighter and pink and short soon I used do do laundry and cooking for Asif and then he said that I look natural as a girl by th way those.tab was continued now in a regular office check up my estrogen was on peak so they kicked me out same.was with samina so but as Asif consoled me after 5 day Asif told me to marry him and became jamina so did I do now.i live with him but has to wear a butt plug as if I donot do so cum keap on leaking form my but

[davidkarofskyindie]

GOOD JOB TUMBLR! YOU USED AN ANVIL TO HIT AN ANT!

So clearly this is a problem, Tumblr only giving everyone under 2 weeks to adjust to this new rule that adult content that was fine for years is suddenly bad because they can’t figure out how to deal with the problem of the bad illegal shit, so they decide to blowtorch the place which is going to basically fuck them in the long run. Luckily, since text isn’t an issue I should be fine to stay, even though I’m now going to have to go through my posts and play “Crop and fix” to cover anything a little bit risque (Maybe I should just play Handmaids Tale, WOULD THAT MAKE YOU HAPPY TUMBLR DADDY?)

But, because this is some bullshit, just in case Discord:  davidkarofskyindie#8781 Guess I”m going to just have to get over my aversion to Discord and the like. If this entire bout of bullshit censorship makes you jump ship, please tell me if there’s any other sites you’re thinking of going too so I can follow. Already had to run from proboards when that effectively died so I’ll do it again now that Tumblr’s effectively gonna die. I’ll just be like the band on the titanic, playing till it goes down.

So yeah, fuck censorship, fuck this overblown reaction... let me do a clean up of my blog, and then let’s text fuck VIVA LA PENISTANCE!