#Penelope Thorn

[inevitablemoment]

Maddie: Dad, this is Penny, she's my girlfriend.

Frank: You like girls? So do I! We have so much in common!

[dollypopup]

listen, i need Colin and Portia to be lifelong enemies in the funniest way possible. Penelope thinks the feud started when he informed Portia very clearly that whether she understands it or not, he's marrying her daughter, die mad at about it (and how she's wrong about Penelope and how wonderful he finds her) but Portia's *been* had beef with this boy since he ruined her 'get Marina married off' plans in season 1. Colin and Portia see one another in a hallway and it's on SIGHT

"Colin, how good to see you finally looking presentable for once." "Portia, what a lovely headpiece, it hides your horns so well."

[tsunami-of-tears]

Into The Light

Elain Archeron / Penelope Featherington

HAPPY (EARLY) BIRTHDAY SARABEARRRRRR @sarawritestories I wanted to hold off on posting but I finished it last night and cannot keep my damn mouth shut! I hope you have the most amazing day, you wonderful human ❤️

✧ Please do not repost or use with AI ✧

[drthrvn]

[boyslit]

made my HSR ocs Penelope and Thorne with the into the spiderverse picrew :3

Thorne is Hunt/Imaginary and while Penelope is a noncombatant I like to think she's on the path of the Beauty ('dead' Aeon or not) and if she had an element it would probably be quantum or wind

[fuckyeahvarric]

Decided to fill out the fantastic Rook planning template made so wonderfully by @riessene (you can find it here) for the first two Rooks I'm gonna end up playing.

I'm curious to see how Penelope and Pepper's designs are gonna change based on the options Veilguard's CC provides.

[daydreamxr17]

Colin Bridgerton 🤝 James Herondale

"my wife"

[azazel-dreams]

To The Manor Born

Rating: ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

[womenofwrestlingfashion]

Penelope is wearing the Thorn & Fable Heart Mushroom Girls Crop Cardigan from Hot Topic ($39.90)

[carnivorousyandeere]

random question but if the college town girlies were to play dnd what class would each of them pick? 🤔😳 i had thought wisteria gave me those forest fae druid vibes but considering penny is the one dealing with all those natural poisons maybe she'd be the better fit? although there is an artificer subclass that is focused on alchemy and poisons and etc so idk 🤔🤔

This is such a fun question~! First order of business would be getting the members of the group together to play.

Thorn would jump at the chance to play DnD with you, taking no convincing at all. She’s probably played it before, and has a knack for unusual solutions to problems the party may encounter.

Perhaps unexpectedly, Penny is the next easiest to convince. As long as she gets to spend time with you it’s okay, even if she is annoyed at sharing your time and attention with the other members of the party.

Wisteria and Elena are going to be the most difficult to convince to play it— Wisteria because of her asocial temperament and reluctance to be part of a group, and Elena because of her preference for physical activity in general, and slight preference for realistic fiction over fantasy.

The main classes I could see them playing as are:

Thorn: bard, monk

Wisteria: sorcerer, warlock, druid

Elena: ranger, rogue

Pen: cleric, artificer, also druid

[inevitablemoment]

Next Generation Bannister Family - Madeleine “Maddie” Bannister x Penelope “Penny” Thorn

While attending the University of Southern Maine to study pre-med, Maddie meets Texas native and teaching major, Penelope Thorn. The two immediately hit it off, and Maddie often visits Penny at the coffee shop where she works. When they meet, Penny is in a long-distance relationship with her first girlfriend since she came out as bisexual. But, after the Christmas holidays, Penny comes back to school to tell Maddie that she has broken up with her girlfriend after having to be forced back in the closet while meeting her family.

Maddie and Penny continue to date all throughout college, and marry on June 11, 2031. They have three children together, Allison Frances (born August 12th, 2033), Jack Lucas (born October 27th, 2037), and Piper Isabel (born January 10th, 2042).

[dollypopup]

look i get bton has set up some seeds (ba dum tiss?) that polin will be the pairing in the Featherington Family to have a male heir first (and it's popular in the fandom as an endgame for them) and thus will inherit the estate but

consider the following:

they find out about it and go 'ahahahah NOPE' and thus become co-conspirators to get Pru or Phillipa preggo before them. because with inheriting the estate. . .what they really inherit is the debt. and neither of them are eager for that anytime soon

so one storyline is that they're on a mission to get Prudence there first so they're always out here making very thinly veiled insinuations at PruDank and make up excuses and schemes so they're alone with each other. Penelope takes the lead for this particular side of the scheme, but they're definitely in kahoots. like Colin will lead Dankworth to places and Penelope will do the same for Prudence and whoops, look at that, what a good time for the two of you to make an heir and Penelope's there in Prudence's ear like it should be you, you're the oldest, it's your right, wouldn't you want to lord it over Phillipa forever? like the devil on her shoulder and constantly hyping her sister up because please, god, don't let it be her, she doesn't want it to be her, she is a grand total of 19 years old and she wants to fuck her husband consequence free, and she can't do this chastity shit, it's not reasonable, so Prudence, time to hop on that horse! let's up and at 'em, sis

and the other is Colin coming to Albion like 'soooooooo. . .I have to ask. . .how have you managed it?' and he's like 'managed what?' 'to be married for two years and not have a baby. I mean, I'm a newly married man and I'd like to. . .enjoy my wife before we start a family. I have to know your secret' and Albion is just there going 'huh? what secret? we've just being doing it normal?' so Colin's very concerned like 'oh no, what if i've offended him? what if they can't have kids???' and Albion and him keep talking until it becomes clear that, wait, hang on, what do you mean by normal and it finally comes out that the reason Phillipa always seems like she's got a stick up her bum is because she does so he's like 'oh fuck, oh no, oh no no no, i can't be the one to inform him that's not the way to make a baby' ala: 'you are putting it in the right place?' and he's white as a ghost like 'so very sorry, i think i left my cat on the stove, i have to go'

and Colin and Penelope come together at the end of all their schemes like 'well. . .there goes Plan A. . .and B. . .and C through G' as Penelope frantically wonders if she can get Gen to pull Prudence aside and Colin is contemplating which of his brothers he can bribe enough to have the 'So, women have multiple holes' discussion w/' Albion because he refuses to be the one to do it

meanwhile, Portia is out here making potions to try to get one of her daughters to have a baby because thus far, she's batting 0 for 3, and Polin's schemes somehow always end up in direct opposition to her schemes, thus canceling out each time

tell me that wouldn't be the funniest shit you've ever watched on this show

[drthrvn]

2nd Rook, cause i want to try out Emmrich romance - here's Penelope, Grey Warden rogue

[boyslit]

remade Penelope and Thorne in this lovely Black-Centered picrew so now they look like they're supposed to lol

[rottentiger-art]

It wasn't until this tweet that I realized how much of a thorn on Portia's side Colin has been since s1, she couldn't marry Marina off to him, he took it upon himself to expose Jack and now he snatches Pen for himself when Portia was already hyped over the money and power and control over Pen that match with Debling would give her

And now that Penelope is going to marry him she can't get rid of him, he's gonna be on her life forever, of all the Bridgetons THAT ONE had to end up her son in law 🤣