#Patron Saint of Bad Bitches

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I keep thinking back to this first piece I did of Janelle-Li, It was actually one of my first pieces I did coming back to the Archie Sonic fandom a whole year ago. It's crazy to see how much I have improved and developed my style even my artistic skill. I din't realize how much I missed these characters and how much fun I had as teen drawing them and daydreaming about them. I haven't drawn much beyond echidna content from that original piece and I can say with confidence that I haven't been happier with my art from it. I had planned to redraw this piece a year later and a certain ask on my RP Blog just made the perfect opportunity to do so ♥

Been obsessing over the old Archie Sonic comics I used to read as a kid. I was always really interested in the Knuckles family saga especially the Brotherhood of Guardians. Soo here’s a little drawing I did of Janelle-Li to practice drawing them silly echidnas to fuel the trip to the d i s s o c i a t i o n s t a t i o n ✌️😎

[out-of-heaven-and-hell]

Sallie May tag dump

[catholic-character-tournament]

I misread the Rogue post as Rouge and thought it was about Rouge the Bat from Sonic… Rouge is Catholic now (not canon). She goes to church with Vector.

awww a convert! We love those!

[metallteeff]

dandy from yesterday lol

[slamminslamminmcgill]

i really do need more of joel experiencing boypussy, ily for being the whore that you are and expressing it in horny fic form. truly you are a poet of our generation and i thank you 😌

YIPPEE WAHOO YAY TYSM!!!!!! and I need more joel experiencing boypussy so im happy to provide :3

warning: humiliation/degradation, slurs, daddy kink, fauxcest

anatomical terms: cunt/snatch, (t-)dick

he’s bisexual because i said so and i think bc of that he doesn’t need a lot of explanation. he’s probably seen girldick in porn once or twice so he’s at least somewhat familiar w/ trans people. at MOST he’ll be curious and maybe like. a little out of touch

“so… you’re a tranny?”

“well… yeah, but… that word’s kinda like saying faggot. it’s a slur.”

“got it. my bad.”

he’s fascinated by t-dicks. def uses it to torment you.

“go ahead and jerk that tiny li’l dick you got there for me, boy. let’s take a look at you.”

being the southern gentleman he is, i imagine he’d wanna be gentle with women. with dudes he has less restraint. expect to be manhandled.

sometimes he’ll bark an order at you because he likes watching you obey, but most of the time if he wants you to move, he’s grabbing you.

which is very hot when he’s mixing your guts in missionary and he suddenly pulls out, flips you over, shoves your face into the mattress, and starts drilling you doggy style 😵‍💫

he doesn’t talk much or make a lot of noise during sex. he bites your neck/shoulders/nipples to keep himself quiet.

but if he DOES feel like talking???? oh my GOD it’s NASTY!!!!!!!

DADDY KINK DADDY KINK DADDY KINK. i feel like he’d be more into it with dudes tbh??? calling you “boy”, “son”, “kid/kiddo”, “little guy”, “little man”, etc

that’s if you’re being nice. if you’re being a brat, “whore” is his name of choice for you. followed by “slut”, “bitch”, “queer”, “fag”, “pussyboy/cuntboy” and various other nefarious terms. and “tranny” now that he knows what that means >:3

if given the opportunity, he’ll always cum inside whichever hole he’s using. MASSIVE breeding kink, which can turn borderline incest-y in combination with his daddy kink. but it’s not real so who give a shit!!!

“good boy… such a-ngh… such a tight li’l cunt… your daddy’s gonna… your daddy’s gonna knock you up, boy… shoot a biiig fuckin’ load into ya… put a baby brother in this li’l fuckin’ snatch…”

joel miller is the patron saint of post-sex cuddles btw. he’ll check to make sure you’re okay, hold you up against his chest, and then he’s out like a light 😌

[theyhavetakenovermylife]

Random Facts About Joan

Bayverse!Raphael x reader

All Children Minerva Ragnar

A/N: Just thought it would be fun to give you a small list of things about each kid, and I hope you guys will find it just as fun❤️

Warnings: None❤️

The name Joan was sort of Raphael’s idea, with a good input from you. Raph would really like to name his children after strong warrior’s but came up short on names. That led you to the name Joan, after Joan of Arc. The patron saint that defended the French nation, who became a military leader. Raph found it fitting, citing that he and his brothers were named after renaissance painters, it made sense to name his first daughter after a martyr from the 1400’s.

Resting bitch face? That is Joan’s standard mode. She’s really inherited her father’s default scowling expression, narrowed eyes and downturned mouth. Paired with the crossing of her arms, she really looked like a small twin to her father.

As per tradition, when Joan turned 15, Splinter granted her a weapon that would serve her the best throughout her life, based on her preferences, her skills and her personality. Her chosen weapon was a pair of kusari-fundo. Chains with weights at the ends. And boy is she good at using them. Romeo was shocked when she almost pulled his odachi out of his hands, just by wrapping one of her chains around the blade.

Joan HATES messes. Especially in her room. She can’t take it. Her room is always clean, and she rarely lets people in there (all though it has happened that people snuck their way in. Looking at Dorothy here…), because she can’t take the thought of people messing up her things. Just don’t touch her things, unless you wish to lose a finger.

When Joan turned 13, your husband decided it was a good idea to get your first born a punching bag, especially after seeing how much she liked to use his. And that turned out to be an amazing idea, with Joan wanting it set up in her room the moment she got it.

Raph’s old boxing gloves? They’re Joan’s now. She got them/stole them, so that she could practice on her own punching bag.

It is no secret that Joan is a tough one. Actually, she might even be tougher than her own father, with an absolute iron will. Back when Joan was a young, half human half mutant turtle toddler, there was no such thing as Joan moving in order to get to Raph. No, Raph would have to move in order to get to her. She could be standing on the other side of the room, locking eyes with your husband when he was sitting on the couch, and then raise her arms, letting him know that she wanted him to carry her to the couch. And guess what, Raph would do it. Which later on would cause a lot of troubles with your second born, but that is not what we’re talking about today.

Okay, maybe Joan isn’t the toughest cookie in the world, but she is damn tough. But, she does have guilty pleasures that could be classified as more “soft”. Joan is secretly a big fan of Twilight. She has all the books and all the movies, and will watch them in her room in secret. But how did she get those books and movies without anybody knowing? Well, you’ll have to ask Joan about that.

But Joan’s absolute devastation, there was a time where Dorothy came bursting into her room, looking for a hiding spot, right in the middle of Breaking Dawn part 1. And that was how Dorothy came to know of her cousin's secret, promising not to tell anyone… if she could borrow the movies whenever she wanted to.

Ooooooooh! Who often sneaks out to the city at night? Joan does that! Who does it even if her father says it’s bad? Joan does that! But doesn’t care because humans are fun. Joan does that! And at 20 has a boyfriend from above? Joan does that!

Now back to some more family oriented. Joan LOVES spending time with her grandparents. She could be drinking tea with Master Splinter before one on one training, or spend the weekend with your parents, and she would be having the time of her life.

To most people, tough cookie Joan might seem unapproachable, but that couldn’t be further from the truth. Well, that was if you knew her. As the oldest of three, she tended to be protective of her younger siblings. With a four year difference between her and Minerva, and a seven year difference between Joan and Ragnar, it was natural for her to take on a parental role at times. Even if it wasn’t needed with you and Raph around. It did happen from time to time, each time because Joan wanted what was best for her younger siblings.

[docholligay]

I qualified for this 10k by the skin of my fucking teeth. The gal who won my age group last year ran it in something like 43 minutes and change. I know that anything above DFL puts me in pretty decent company.

But, I'm so nervous, and I feel so undertrained. I'm afraid I'll get out there and flop. I am carrying fun mental images in my head to think of instead of how hard I'm running (A la Minako singing "Good Luck Babe!" to Rei--If you have any others I would love them) and I made a fun playlist, and my outfit is laid out. I think I'm as ready as I can be, and I'm going to go to bed early.

There's a reason that it's not Haruka who is my patron saint of racing, because that bitch was Born Fast, and she's fucking great. Lena is the patron saint of "We can't possibly win this, but why should that stop me?" and of tenacity. Swing above your weight class, and maybe sometime you might win.

It's not often I expect to come in the bottom 50%, and where I will be pleased not to be in the bottom 25%. I'm not sure that's happening for me unless a lot of people have a bad day, and it could happen--It's a bad course, it's a hot day layered on hot days and a lot of people's training has been affected.

But I am choosing to be proud of myself for TRYING. Whatever else happens, I am getting out there and letting myself quite possibly fail BOLDLY, and that takes more courage than knowing you've got it.

LET'S FUCKING DO THIS. NO ONE LIVES FOREVER. DO IT SCARED. DO IT THROWING UP. BUT FUCKING DO IT.

[birchbow]

Did these start as pinups?? yes, so they do get the mature tag, lol. But also I got really excited while I was drawing them about the concept of "ratemyprofessor" for clown aliens, so here's a bunch of various chests of various genders lol

Karkat has the highest positive rating in the fleet. is it partially because he's new and has less ratings?? yes. Is he also going to stay very highly rated, to everybody's annoyance??? yes obviously lol.

Transcripts of my chickenscratch below the cut

UDERAK, IANCHE - "INQUIRER", 55% positive, 45% negative

"Kind of a creep, but he does know what he's talking about." "Don't get on his bad side. Motherfucker holds a grudge." "Great ass and he knows it. 9/10 because you can't honk it." "Finding his schoolfeed is the hardest part of taking it." "Fucking douche just likes to piss people off." "Don't even joke about girls being better laughsassins/ contorturenists, he'll chew your fucking face off."

KRELLE, VENENO - "UNTOXXIC, 73% positive, 27% negative

"Hard to tell what they're saying." "They won't go easy on you, but they have their shit on fucking lock." "If this was smash or pass, I'd smash." "I heard anyone they kiss dies." "Thinkpan like a steel fucking trap, just let them talk their own pace or they'll kick you out of class."

STELOS, ARELUX - "SUNGAZER", 82% positive, 18% negative

"Great feeder! Bring sponge-clot protectors." "Best schoolfeeding you'll ever have screamed at you." "She'll tell your fortune if you ask her! Know your patron saint first, she'll ask." "Do NOT try anything. Her matesprit's fucking cracked." "Don't try it. She's just as cracked as her matesprit."

TRAVYE, HALORE - "STÆDFAST", 43% positive, 57% negative

"Hardass motherfucker!" "You'll sure the fuck learn the scriptures, if you survive." "Best rumblespheres and worst bitchface on the Dark Carnival." "I have never once seen this motherfucker smile." "Bluh bluh, huge bitch." "Best scripture feeder in the fleet, you guys are just mean. And weak. Get good."

VANTAS, KARKAT - (UNTITLED), 98% positive, 2% negative

"This motherfucker can TALK, holy shit." "Prepare to get hot for feeder. He'll say some steamy-ass shit straight up and you'll get stupid." "Heretic overstepping piece of shit doesn't belong here." "^^^ Eat my nook, feeder Vantas knows what's up." "Watch as many old romcoms as you can now, or he'll make you do it later." "I wanna put my face in his rumblespheres." "Seconded but stay the fuck on topic."

[callmearcturus]

im the patron saint of stoking petty fires so i'd love to hear your beef with TLOU and ND (which. idk what that is? my brain keeps trying to call it New Degas). feel free to rant

(hey this is a WHOLEASS RANT about how much i hate TLOU! if you even remotely like those games, maybe don't read this!)

my god. lottie. /drags hands over face. you need to understand that this is the beef of a person who has not played TLOU, will never play it, and haaaaaates it regardless. when TLOU2 won GOTY at the fucking game awards over more deserving titles with less fraught developers, i was incensed. i hate this games in the same was a child would hate broccoli. except instead of being good for you, broccoli is an emblem of everything wrong with the gaming industry, up there with Red Dead Redemption (which I fucking hate too).

Oh and ND is Naughty Dog, the developer of TLOU. Also there is some fucked up labor shit and sexual harassment shit at ND.

But what it comes down to is

I fucking hate prestige games as a genre. I hate what they have done to the industry. One of the markers of TLOU and ND's work is that they have codified what the Sony Studio Game has to be, and it's these incredibly cinematic, incredibly filmic, hyper-photorealistic dramas that want so fucking bad to be movies, I don't know how anyone talks shit about Kojima's movie boner while these fucking things are being made.

The cost that the rise of TLOU has wrought on the industry pisses me off to no end. Developers, especially the ones who work with Sony bc this is very much the House Brand of Playstation, fucking brag about "oh yeah we spent 6 months building the rig to animate this character's hair" and "we modeled these horses with such precision their balls get smaller in the cold" and "this lighting engine accounts for the dew point of the scene which we also coded an engine for"

all these things feel to me like feats of crunch, of throwing money at problems that don't exist, because it's a fucking blurb to tell IGN to hype your game, not anything the actual game benefits from or needs. making games is already such a fucking labor intensive artform and this shit feels like adding completely unnecessary complication in pursuit of a perfect simulacrum of reality.

i also hate the violence of them. i feel like ND thinks it's sooooo fucking ahead of everyone else. look at this, look at how BRUTAL it is, look at Ellie slit a human's throat in high definition, doesn't that make you feel something, GAMERS?

bitch, no. it doesn't. because that's one of the two verbs in these fucking games. you kill people or you watch a cutscene. and making players go "oh shit are we the baddies" has been an extremely common trope for years. Spec Ops The Line was 11 years ago, bruh, you need to learn a new trick than "making the player feel bad about violence, ooooooooo spooky". it's our ONLY. FUCKING. VERB.

they pour so much effort and money and time and labor into these games, these apex projects, and their verbs are the fucking same as the first goddamn Halo game. you kill things or you watch a cutscene. you just made the violence more visceral.

in the gaming industry, the people who really make shit that changes the landscape are people who try for something more worthwhile than "here, now you can play this gory movie." it's shit like new vegas asking me to make complex ethical decisions backed by hundreds of years of context and history. it's hades teaching players that failing is its own reward. it's toby fox using pixel art and a leitmotif to make me feel something. it's spiritfarer trying to teach people not to fear death and that kindness is important even at the end of everything.

i am philosophically opposed to the Sony Studio Model, to Naughty Dog, and to TLOU. I think they are holding the industry back. they're mediocre games because they're trying to be movies, and their mediocre movies because they're supposed to be games. I haaaaaaaate them.

[onlyhereforangst]

Talk Shop Tuesday: fandom hot takes are so hard to deal with!!!!! But as a twinsie twin, how have you managed to effectively deal with people having different opinions / see your opinions as aggressive?

twinsie twin! let’s pretend this isn’t almost three weeks later 💀

fandom hot takes are like a fun yet sometimes exhausting space to live in. like they aren’t new to me especially with certain fandoms, but god the chenford fandom has been a special one.

as a baseline i thankfully have an extremely high threshold for confrontation. it could be a personal relationship, at work with a colleague, or in fandom with randos’ bad takes, either way i don’t mind debating and arguing. ask my husband 💀 it’s something ive had to hone for SURE. i used to want to fight anything and everything if i disagreed with someone. like if it was a bad or stupid or misinformed or ignorant opinion, id engage. because truly I didn’t mind doing so. most people do not enjoy that kind of thing so when someone does they immediately label me as aggressive. im an aggressive bitch in their eyes because im blunt, direct & honest and will absolutely call you out on your shit.

I will say ive dialed back the level of “bad opinion” i engage with nowadays. some of it out of minimizing my stress, some of it out of just pure lack of time. i work full time, travel frequently for it, have two young kids, a husband, pets, a social life, exercising and hobbies that are infinitely more important than dumb people. buuuuut if the bad take is horrendous enough, someone comes looking for a fight not realizing they will by far get said fight, or im plain bored i will engage and bring that limitless confrontation to the game.

as for people seeing me as aggressive…that i just own. it’s in literally every aspect of my life, and tbh if i was a man it would be labeled a good thing. i just play my fuck the patriarchy playlist and enjoy the vibes.

it’s funny though, since you sent this ask there have been MORE chenford fandom bad takes where we once again think lucy can do no wrong and is some saint meanwhile tim is terrible and patronizing or some bullshit. these people are insane we aren’t watching the same show 😭

[harrowharkwife]

mercymorn for the character game :>

aust!!!!!! hello!!!!

favorite thing about them: what's not to love. she's a bitch and a nag (affectionate, joking). she's the patron saint of women in stem. her best friend was a nun. she's terribly unpleasant. she's hysterical. she's so cunty. if you think about Anything about her for more than ten seconds you will just become so, so terribly sad. she would've loved fiona apple. she hated the sexy parties :(. she's responsible for the eighth house being Like That. she's the anatomist. patron saint of perpetuating the cycle. she refused to be a part of a plan that perpetuated reproductive injustice. she misses cristabel like a lung. she socked augustine in the jaw. she killed god.

least favorite thing about them: i mean, the complicity and active participation in imperialism. (she DOES get some points for actively scheming to kill john, in the end there, but that doesn't negate the harm done.) her treatment of harrow throughout HtN. i'd go on but i support women's wrongs <3

favorite line: her clenching her jaw so hard it sounded like ball bearings fed through an industrial grinder. "yuck!! pfaugh!!" "silly buggers" "it's a resurrection beast, honey!! next!! thank you!!" "you're on amphetamines and coke." "alecto! alecto! alecto!" the entire "critical mercymorn, unlovable mercymorn" monologue. ugh i love her so bad

brOTP: cristabel

OTP: cristabel, but also i've been mercymorn/wake-pilled as of late

nOTP: i mean. john jtdtdmdnttnsxrn. dios apate is Fascinating to think about but also i hate him for her rhdxntxjt. id say augustine but mercystine is a huge slay if you love toxic divorce which. i do. so,

random headcanon: was in love with cristabel and never did anything about it. singlehandedly reinvented the concept of faking orgasms, post-Resurrection.

unpopular opinion: loving her instead of giving her the "she's a bitch and a nag and i hate her" treatment, i guess?

song i associate with them: not about love by fiona apple, under the table by fiona apple

favorite picture of them: i am never not thinking about @franzias-cave 's "it is finished" mercymorn gif. horrifying. gorgeous. obsessed

thanks aust!!! i love her this was so fun

[catty-words]

Do you mind if I do multiple?👀 (you can totally just pick one, sorry if it's a lot😅)

Fall Out Boy-

Take This to Your Grave

From Under the Cork Tree

Infinity on High

oh, fuck yes, the big three. you get me 🖤

take this to your grave:

grand theft autumn / where is your boy (the basic bitch choice? maybe. but i cannot deny the spike of energy this one gives me)

tell that mick he just made my list of things to do today (one of their best openers !!!)

chicago is so two years ago

the pros and cons of breathing

sending postcards from a plane crash (wish you were here)

dead on arrival

the patron saint of liars and fakes

homesick at space camp

grenade jumper and/or reinventing the wheel to run myself over (they're on par, ya know?)

calm before the storm

saturday

from under the cork tree:

dance, dance (i think? damn. i didn't realize this was my favorite cork tree single but. okay. OKAY.)

sugar, we're going down (iconic showstopping never before the same)

7 minutes in heaven (atavan halen)

a little less sixteen candles, a little more touch me

nobody puts baby in the corner

xo

sophomore slump or comeback of the year

get busy living or get busy dying (do your part to save the scene and stop going to shows)

i've got a dark alley and a bad idea that says you should shut your mouth (summer song)

champagne for my real friends, real pain for my sham friends

our lawyer made us change the name of this song so we wouldn't get sued

of all the gin joints in all the world and/or i slept with someone in fall out boy and all i got was this stupid song written about me

infinity on high:

thnks fr th mmrs

fame < infamy

you're crashing but you're no wave

don't you know who i think i am?

the take over, the breaks over

hum hallelujah

i've got all this ringing in my ears and none on my fingers

this ain't a scene, it's an arms race

the (after) life of the party

the carpal tunnel of love

golden

i'm like a lawyer with the way i'm always trying to get you off (me & you)

thriller

bang the doldrums

[thefandom-casserole]

Episode Seven- The Battle Axe of Hatred

My relisten notes

- DadFact: Glenn knows Japanese because he took a Duolingo Course in preparation for a Japan Tour (pre Christmas cover band!!!!!)

- DadFact: Darryl’s sister Casey owns a massively successful brewer (The Brew Dude) (in North Carolina)

- DadFact: Ron has never played dnd, but he has played Seen It

- DadFact: Henry does geology themed Rap Songs!!!! YESSS ROCKS ROCK!!! THE ACTUAL BEST THING IVE EVER HEARD AHHHH

- DaddyFact: He likes playing dnd with doofuses

- Racism Doesn’t Rock

- I listen to Rocks Rock a lot genuinely

- He has to steal his future dad :c

- Henry sniffed the flowers 😭

- Henry with the drugflowers omg

- “YOU KISSED ME” Henry good god

- Darryl kisses Henry and then gets drugged too omg omg 😂

- I’m dying

- Jesus Christ

- Darryl and his Charleston Chews…

- DARRYL HEARS GRANT. HYPOCRISY IS A BITCH

- The Library and Scam and Mark only exist because of the war flesh thing

- Darryl didn’t ask about the Blood Contract to the Library 😭

- I love how Anthony keeps saying “I’m Cern” to let them know it’s Cern since he didn’t change his voice

- THEY ALL PUT THEIR HANDS IN THE MIDDLE (except Freddie) hehehe

- I love how Glenn keeps doing “dad huddles” in front of people (and typically those are super uncool) so either canonically everyone thinks Glenn does this super uncool thing, or Dad Huddles are canonically cool in the Forgotten Realms (I know Cern and Paeden find them cool, but they reallly aren’t the best gage to rank)

- The fact that Darryl imedietly wanted Nick to not have a knife but let’s Paeden (who’s FaoUR YEARS younger than him) have his most of the time, AND grant use weapons a shitton

- Darryl brought up pee!!!! Lincoln would be so proud!!!!

- The pee starts in ep. 7!!!! And ci tinged into literally all of s2!!!

- Paeden and Lincoln (thankfully not Grant) reap the consequences of this…

- SCAM LIKELY AYYYYYYY AHAHSHSJDJ

- I LOVE SCAM SO MUCH AHHHH

- “We’re cousins~ “

- Scam is a patron saint of the Tricksters

- SCAM OMG HE MAKES ME SO HAPPY I ADORE HIM

- The hat of vermin!!!! Ayyy

- They forget like HALF of these rules for the Hat of Vermin 😭

- Sonar 🐀 Nibbler 🦇 and Dracula 🐀 omg

- Ron rolled an 11 for his pee, Henry rolled a 17, Glenn rolled a 1? He didn’t go very well, Darryl got a 19 pee

- NAT 20 STEALTH PEE

- THE WILSONS REALLY ARE PISSBOYS

- Cern is canonically short?

- GLENN TRIES TO KEEP NICK SAFE HE TRIES HE TRIES TO KEEP HIM BEHIND

- This plan ends up SO BAD I love it it introduces us to Paeden

- A good antidrug message 👍

[thosesillylittlegayghosts]

Episode 4 thoughts

Not Vasiliy seeing mal and Alina kiss THIS IS WHY YOU DONT PUBLICLY KISS YOUR BOYFRIEND WHEN YOUR ENGAGED

Also nikolais mum is really pushing the whole he’s legitimate thing isn’t she

INEJS VOICE BREAKING INTO KAZS FLASHBACK WHERE EARLIER IT WAS JORDIE

I FEEL LIKE WE ARE BUILDING UP TO KAZ IMAGINING INEJS BODY

“It would bring me some comfort to know that you’re with me” my kanej heart is being fed

Kaz just wanting Inej to be safe if he dies versus Inej just wanting to get revenge for Kaz if he dies

The patron Saint of brewers

A LITTLE LIGHT ROLEPLAY

I KINDA LIKE YOUR FACE

SOMETIMES BROTHERS FIGHT

YES TO ALL OF THAT SHUT UP THEYRE BROTHERS

We like to keep our expectations low!

Nina bestie don’t knock out Kaz

Also there’s no way we’re getting a soc spin off for crooked kingdom cause they’re using half the plotline

David’s little wave 😭I love him

Oh god David feels so bad about genya

Whoever I saw on here that called the sword a round of applause for you

So know nikolais gonna hire the crows right?

Mal calling Nikolai out on the third person

Nina bestie stop it. He’s probably just gonna kill you anyway

Can’t really blame Kaz for Nina not being loyal they’ve known each other a week

Yes Inej slay

This is how she’s gonna find her purpose

She’s not gonna get her ship at the end of this season is she? She might

This is when Kaz is gonna bring up his son ain’t it

See they’ve already used the plague thing so we literally cannot get a crooked kingdom spin off

Ahah that where the shiner comes from

Omg no not Jordie already having the plague when the sirens went off

Slay Kaz

OMG YES HIM AND NINA PLANNED IT

NOW I KNOW HOW JESPER AND INEJ FEEL

OMG YES GO KAZ USE HIS SON

Ngl kinda prefer when Kaz didn’t use his name cause then pekka was just being gullible

Calling pekka weak as if he’s not in love with Inej

Also shout out to whoever said Kaz was gonna use alby in every monstrous thing

OMG OMG WE GOT THE SCENE

I CANNOT

Kaz saying all of this with blood running down his face really makes it

THEY LITERALLY LIFTED HALF IT FROM THE BOOKS AND I LOVE THAT

Nina and Jesper just watching this shitshow go down

He better get on his knees

YESSSSS

‘Are you’ I FUCKING LOVE HIM

ngl I kinda forgot they were being framed for murder

Omg yeah the bitch is dead

YESSS GET INEJ FREED TOO

Ok but this means that he didn’t liquidate all his assets to free her

It also means they can’t really do six of crows either cause heleens the one who recognises them at the ice court

Thick as thieves, lol

YES THE KOOPEROM

Where was Inej in that scene with pekka though?

YES TOLYA AND POETRY MY TRUE OTP

Shit okay vasily really wanted rid of mal

Alinas dress looks gorgeous

OMG VASILY NO LEAVE RN

Slay Alina

Bitch you talking a hell of a lot for someone who gets himself killed

Also I forgot vasily proposed 😭

We love Alina wiping her hand on her dress

OMG YES WE GET PEKKA DIGGING WITH HIS HANDS

What’s actually in the grave though

OMG YES THE STADWATCH

Hahahahahaha alby

WESPER

IS JESPER ASKING HIM OUT

OMG THEY ACTUALLY HOOKED UP

NOT WYLAN LOW-KEY SLUT SHAMING JESPER 😭

We better get the just girls scene in a flashback or something

OMG JESPER YES

WYLAN TRYING TO HIDE HIS SMILE

OMFG THEY KISSED!!!!!!

THE SCREECH I JUST LET OUT

OMG THEYRE GONNA KISS

My heart is beating so fucking fast right now

AND OMG RIGHT INTO A KANEJ SCENE?!!

HE THOUGHT SHE WAS DEAD

NO KAZ WHAT OH WAIT YEAH BE FREED HER

SHIT

Wait hold up does wylan know about the stablehand?!

I LOVE IT WHEN YOU QUOTE ME

Jesus that is a big rock

NIKOLAI

‘If my mother was as put off by commoners as she claimed I wouldn’t be here now would I?”

Lol vasilys dead

Darkling honestly needs to die already

Genya smashing things as she deserves

I did not expect that to be the context of ‘I’ll destroy the only thing you have left’ and honestly im a bit disappointed she wasn’t threatening him

[seraphbutch]

Omg Catherine of Alexandra was my patron Saint when I was confirmed😭 she was a bad bitch lowkey, she would rub peppers on her face so she would break out and men would leave her alone, icon imo. They wanted to torture her on a wheel of spikes (a Catherine wheel, pretty cunty) but she touched it and it broke, so they beheaded her instead. Supposedly while she was in prison she was fed by doves and angels tended to her wounds, she also didn't bleed when she was beheaded instead "milk poured out of the wound". Love her!!!!

mutuals

[fellasleepinbaltimore]

WHEN IT COMES BAD BITCHES IM THE PATRON SAINT!! IM THE MAID OF ORLEANS YOU'RE THE MARDI GRAD BEADS HUNNY!