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actual reenactment of me admiring this photo: wahhh patrick 😍—oh!
#before u say this is par for the course for patrick images. which it is#the original photo is HUGE and he's not exactly a large part of the composition before zooming in#so just all the. everything. took me doubly by surprise lol#media blitz
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The real AI fight
Tonight (November 27), I'm appearing at the Toronto Metro Reference Library with Facebook whistleblower Frances Haugen.
On November 29, I'm at NYC's Strand Books with my novel The Lost Cause, a solarpunk tale of hope and danger that Rebecca Solnit called "completely delightful."
Last week's spectacular OpenAI soap-opera hijacked the attention of millions of normal, productive people and nonsensually crammed them full of the fine details of the debate between "Effective Altruism" (doomers) and "Effective Accelerationism" (AKA e/acc), a genuinely absurd debate that was allegedly at the center of the drama.
Very broadly speaking: the Effective Altruists are doomers, who believe that Large Language Models (AKA "spicy autocomplete") will someday become so advanced that it could wake up and annihilate or enslave the human race. To prevent this, we need to employ "AI Safety" – measures that will turn superintelligence into a servant or a partner, nor an adversary.
Contrast this with the Effective Accelerationists, who also believe that LLMs will someday become superintelligences with the potential to annihilate or enslave humanity – but they nevertheless advocate for faster AI development, with fewer "safety" measures, in order to produce an "upward spiral" in the "techno-capital machine."
Once-and-future OpenAI CEO Altman is said to be an accelerationists who was forced out of the company by the Altruists, who were subsequently bested, ousted, and replaced by Larry fucking Summers. This, we're told, is the ideological battle over AI: should cautiously progress our LLMs into superintelligences with safety in mind, or go full speed ahead and trust to market forces to tame and harness the superintelligences to come?
This "AI debate" is pretty stupid, proceeding as it does from the foregone conclusion that adding compute power and data to the next-word-predictor program will eventually create a conscious being, which will then inevitably become a superbeing. This is a proposition akin to the idea that if we keep breeding faster and faster horses, we'll get a locomotive:
https://locusmag.com/2020/07/cory-doctorow-full-employment/
As Molly White writes, this isn't much of a debate. The "two sides" of this debate are as similar as Tweedledee and Tweedledum. Yes, they're arrayed against each other in battle, so furious with each other that they're tearing their hair out. But for people who don't take any of this mystical nonsense about spontaneous consciousness arising from applied statistics seriously, these two sides are nearly indistinguishable, sharing as they do this extremely weird belief. The fact that they've split into warring factions on its particulars is less important than their unified belief in the certain coming of the paperclip-maximizing apocalypse:
https://newsletter.mollywhite.net/p/effective-obfuscation
White points out that there's another, much more distinct side in this AI debate – as different and distant from Dee and Dum as a Beamish Boy and a Jabberwork. This is the side of AI Ethics – the side that worries about "today’s issues of ghost labor, algorithmic bias, and erosion of the rights of artists and others." As White says, shifting the debate to existential risk from a future, hypothetical superintelligence "is incredibly convenient for the powerful individuals and companies who stand to profit from AI."
After all, both sides plan to make money selling AI tools to corporations, whose track record in deploying algorithmic "decision support" systems and other AI-based automation is pretty poor – like the claims-evaluation engine that Cigna uses to deny insurance claims:
https://www.propublica.org/article/cigna-pxdx-medical-health-insurance-rejection-claims
On a graph that plots the various positions on AI, the two groups of weirdos who disagree about how to create the inevitable superintelligence are effectively standing on the same spot, and the people who worry about the actual way that AI harms actual people right now are about a million miles away from that spot.
There's that old programmer joke, "There are 10 kinds of people, those who understand binary and those who don't." But of course, that joke could just as well be, "There are 10 kinds of people, those who understand ternary, those who understand binary, and those who don't understand either":
https://pluralistic.net/2021/12/11/the-ten-types-of-people/
What's more, the joke could be, "there are 10 kinds of people, those who understand hexadecenary, those who understand pentadecenary, those who understand tetradecenary [und so weiter] those who understand ternary, those who understand binary, and those who don't." That is to say, a "polarized" debate often has people who hold positions so far from the ones everyone is talking about that those belligerents' concerns are basically indistinguishable from one another.
The act of identifying these distant positions is a radical opening up of possibilities. Take the indigenous philosopher chief Red Jacket's response to the Christian missionaries who sought permission to proselytize to Red Jacket's people:
https://historymatters.gmu.edu/d/5790/
Red Jacket's whole rebuttal is a superb dunk, but it gets especially interesting where he points to the sectarian differences among Christians as evidence against the missionary's claim to having a single true faith, and in favor of the idea that his own people's traditional faith could be co-equal among Christian doctrines.
The split that White identifies isn't a split about whether AI tools can be useful. Plenty of us AI skeptics are happy to stipulate that there are good uses for AI. For example, I'm 100% in favor of the Human Rights Data Analysis Group using an LLM to classify and extract information from the Innocence Project New Orleans' wrongful conviction case files:
https://hrdag.org/tech-notes/large-language-models-IPNO.html
Automating "extracting officer information from documents – specifically, the officer's name and the role the officer played in the wrongful conviction" was a key step to freeing innocent people from prison, and an LLM allowed HRDAG – a tiny, cash-strapped, excellent nonprofit – to make a giant leap forward in a vital project. I'm a donor to HRDAG and you should donate to them too:
https://hrdag.networkforgood.com/
Good data-analysis is key to addressing many of our thorniest, most pressing problems. As Ben Goldacre recounts in his inaugural Oxford lecture, it is both possible and desirable to build ethical, privacy-preserving systems for analyzing the most sensitive personal data (NHS patient records) that yield scores of solid, ground-breaking medical and scientific insights:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-eaV8SWdjQ
The difference between this kind of work – HRDAG's exoneration work and Goldacre's medical research – and the approach that OpenAI and its competitors take boils down to how they treat humans. The former treats all humans as worthy of respect and consideration. The latter treats humans as instruments – for profit in the short term, and for creating a hypothetical superintelligence in the (very) long term.
As Terry Pratchett's Granny Weatherwax reminds us, this is the root of all sin: "sin is when you treat people like things":
https://brer-powerofbabel.blogspot.com/2009/02/granny-weatherwax-on-sin-favorite.html
So much of the criticism of AI misses this distinction – instead, this criticism starts by accepting the self-serving marketing claim of the "AI safety" crowd – that their software is on the verge of becoming self-aware, and is thus valuable, a good investment, and a good product to purchase. This is Lee Vinsel's "Criti-Hype": "taking press releases from startups and covering them with hellscapes":
https://sts-news.medium.com/youre-doing-it-wrong-notes-on-criticism-and-technology-hype-18b08b4307e5
Criti-hype and AI were made for each other. Emily M Bender is a tireless cataloger of criti-hypeists, like the newspaper reporters who breathlessly repeat " completely unsubstantiated claims (marketing)…sourced to Altman":
https://dair-community.social/@emilymbender/111464030855880383
Bender, like White, is at pains to point out that the real debate isn't doomers vs accelerationists. That's just "billionaires throwing money at the hope of bringing about the speculative fiction stories they grew up reading – and philosophers and others feeling important by dressing these same silly ideas up in fancy words":
https://dair-community.social/@emilymbender/111464024432217299
All of this is just a distraction from real and important scientific questions about how (and whether) to make automation tools that steer clear of Granny Weatherwax's sin of "treating people like things." Bender – a computational linguist – isn't a reactionary who hates automation for its own sake. On Mystery AI Hype Theater 3000 – the excellent podcast she co-hosts with Alex Hanna – there is a machine-generated transcript:
https://www.buzzsprout.com/2126417
There is a serious, meaty debate to be had about the costs and possibilities of different forms of automation. But the superintelligence true-believers and their criti-hyping critics keep dragging us away from these important questions and into fanciful and pointless discussions of whether and how to appease the godlike computers we will create when we disassemble the solar system and turn it into computronium.
The question of machine intelligence isn't intrinsically unserious. As a materialist, I believe that whatever makes me "me" is the result of the physics and chemistry of processes inside and around my body. My disbelief in the existence of a soul means that I'm prepared to think that it might be possible for something made by humans to replicate something like whatever process makes me "me."
Ironically, the AI doomers and accelerationists claim that they, too, are materialists – and that's why they're so consumed with the idea of machine superintelligence. But it's precisely because I'm a materialist that I understand these hypotheticals about self-aware software are less important and less urgent than the material lives of people today.
It's because I'm a materialist that my primary concerns about AI are things like the climate impact of AI data-centers and the human impact of biased, opaque, incompetent and unfit algorithmic systems – not science fiction-inspired, self-induced panics over the human race being enslaved by our robot overlords.
If you'd like an essay-formatted version of this post to read or share, here's a link to it on pluralistic.net, my surveillance-free, ad-free, tracker-free blog:
https://pluralistic.net/2023/11/27/10-types-of-people/#taking-up-a-lot-of-space
Image: Cryteria (modified) https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:HAL9000.svg
CC BY 3.0 https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/deed.en
#pluralistic#criti-hype#ai doomers#doomers#eacc#effective acceleration#effective altruism#materialism#ai#10 types of people#data science#llms#large language models#patrick ball#ben goldacre#trusted research environments#science#hrdag#human rights data analysis group#red jacket#religion#emily bender#emily m bender#molly white
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DIYA MY BABYDOLL I WANT ONE (not so shamelessly 😸) 🥰
daisy my beloved!!! anything for you!!!!
#of course decided to do this with patrick for you#i could not find a picture of dyed hair which fit into the overall vibei was trying to cultivate </3#to be honest many abstract pictures here because this is largely how i perceive you. warm and vibrant#i hope you love it <33#challengers#patrick zweig#patrick zweig x reader
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what if they were an ultimate frisbee team
#em draws stuff#em is posting about sharpe#sharpe#rifleman harris#daniel hagman#richard sharpe#patrick harper#francis cooper#ben perkins#south essex quirky#<- organizational tag for frisbee au things#see it is Funny because jason salkey was an ultimate frisbee player before he was an actor. also I just think the men should frisb.#<- not a real verb#'look if the terror fandom has terrebus fc then we can have this' says local man who knows very little at all about ultimate frisbee#but also I have noticed that Multiple acquaintances have acquired concussions playing this sport In The Last Week Alone#and thus I deem it Sharpe-Appropriate in its capacity for Causing Grievous Harm and Encouraging the Wearing of Cool Shades In October#so you see. this took me TEN DAYS and ouch ouch ow this is why I don't do group portraits that often#the height differences are Wrong here I am pretty sure but I have almost no conception of how tall any of them are. and I'm tired.#also the designing of their silly little outfits y'know#I do recommend opening up this image Large because tumblr crunches all my little details something awful#sailorpants saw this while I was still drawing it and said they looked like an 'assorted pack of lesbians' and really they're not wrong#other things to note about this au that we've decided: cooper still does crimes and harris has a podcast#stay tuned whilst I figure out how to make custom frisbees so that I can a) design them a cooler one and b) make them into real items#manufacturers I have looked at thus far have either been Suspicious or have required Large minimum orders#but hey if there are 47 people out there wanting a strange frisbee...
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THE ORIGINAL FIRST USE OF “ FABABOI “
#at least I think#I’m 90% certain I came up with it#but there’s a tiny voice that says someone else did#idk#also gross ugly old art ew#it’s still a little silly#odd to see incredibly large eyed Patrick
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The Nesting (Massacre Mansion, 1981)
"It may come as a surprise to you that a physicist could even contemplate the existence of paranormal phenomena."
"But you admit to the possibility."
"I admit the possibility of the unknown. I admit that science is only beginning to understand its own discoveries. But I do not believe in evil spirits or painted phantoms in windows."
#the nesting#massacre mansion#1981#horror imagery#video nasty#american cinema#horror film#armand weston#daria price#robin groves#christopher loomis#michael david lally#john carradine#bill rowley#gloria grahame#david tabor#patrick farrelly#bobo lewis#june berry#ann varley#cecile liebman#ron levine#kind of weird that genuine old Hollywood legend Gloria G made two video nasties; that both were released (in some territories) as Massacre#Mansion is pure bizarre. of the two this is the better: it looks like an actual quality production‚ certainly one of the most polished#films to grace the dpp list. it's a strangely handsome film and its old fashioned spookery puts you in mind of contemporaneous big budget#horror efforts like John Irvin's Ghost Story (albeit with rather more sex and gore). there's an emphasis on haunting weirdness and#psychological drama over the real graphic stuff which again lends this a sheen of.. professionalism? idk how else to put it‚ compared to#all the indie schlock it was rubbing shoulders with on the list‚ this feels like major studio popcorn fare (of course it isn't quite that)#disappointingly most of the really interesting strands get dropped by the final act which plays out much like any other slasher of the time#but the cast (largely unknowns) are all very game and old hands Carradine and Grahame are of course good value
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sometimes I forget that Vida Boheme isn't a real person, and then a couple scenes later it's like Patrick Swayze jumpscare (affectionate)
he gave her such life in the role that to me she's just her, not Patrick Swayze in a costume, for most of the movie
#it's the most bizarre experience#bc 3/4 the time I look at her and that's Vida Boheme#I honestly don't think I've ever felt so immersed in a character in my life#which is insane bc I've seen a lot of great stuff w a lot of great actors#and bc I got into that movie LARGELY for Patrick Swayze being in it#but a lot of the time he as the actor just melts away and Vida the human being is all I see#this movie is DOING THINGS to my brain#to wong foo thanks for everything julie newmar#vida boheme#patrick swayze#crazy for swayze
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"Wicked Patrick turned Joe into a Large Raccoon"
#patrick stump#soul punk#joe trohman#fall out boy#fob#large raccoon#love from the other side#fob8#art#emo#artists on tumblr
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patrick gingerstump (and a potion bottle)
#i did in fact say that i was 'choking on patrick stump' in front of everyone without realizing what i said and immediately got booed irl#not my fault he canonically has a large dick#who said that
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if making patrick “the girl” in p2 is wrong then i don’t wanna be right. not my fault that he’s got birthing hips and a big fat pink cocksucking mouth and huge supple breasts like what do you want me to do
#The Yaoi Wars never end#also it’s really funny that top patrick only began to largely exist because of pete’s skirt and space buns#and patrick’s fatness and hairiness#who’s truly The Girl to y’all. you’re insane#bunnyvommit
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:) !!
#little birthday doodle for me !!#wehehe#skibidi toilet#slenderverse#cryptid crush#freemans mind#gordon freemind#large speakerman#wooferman#large tvman#mike madhouse#madhouse mike#patrick andersen#MLAndersen0#birthday doodle#for self !!#yip yip
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY PATRICK STUMP MY BELOVED!
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I could just…recast these bitches fr
#how they look in the context of a fic is largely irrelevant but I’m nothing if not overdramatic#mcu rewrite#I could just give them new faceclaims#even if it feels a bit illegal to not be thinking of rdj while I write#to be frank tho I can’t write rdj as good as he writes himself#and I think I want to slightly play around with Tony’s comic personality more#plus#since rewatching the third Transformers live action film last year I’ve thought Patrick Dempsey would make an interesting Superior Iron Man#I’ll probably tinker with that idea#anyway#we’ll see what I settle on#thought post#my post#krissy speaks
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i genuinely wonder if someone could EVER successfully sell me on patrieumi
#villainess level 99#akuyaku reijou level 99#yumiella dolkness#patrick ashbaton#yeah. those tags are here as a lure for people to try if they so desire#genuinely. i challenge thee random patrieumi shipper that Might happen to stumble across my post?#sorry if this is all too passive aggressive ( or just plain aggressive ) to respond to#but this is a serious question out of genuine curiosity#so if anyone's up to the plate to give it a good try then i am full-on encouraging it#with the only conditions being that a) you don't mind if it doesn't actually work on me#and b) you allow me to sell you eumilicianora as a ship instead#( this post will most likely not get responded to anyway i'm largely just rambling an idea to myself )
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Play for Today: A Touch of the Tiny Hacketts (BBC, 1978)
"It is very possible that I could have stopped it ever getting into the papers."
"Well, I don't see how, we don't even know how they found out about it."
"You're missing the point, Ray, there are things like injunctions for contingencies like this."
"Against who?"
"Oh, don't get me wrong, I'm not saying I'm a legal expert. But I will say this: I am experienced enough in life to know the value of the Mr. Ridleys of this world."
"Well, I know he was very good over the crazy paving, but is he capable of slapping injunctions against newspaper editors? I mean, particularly when they only printed the truth?"
"I dunno. But we could've tried him. And failing him - had you told me - who knows? I could have taken it to the ombudsman!"
#play for today#a touch of the tiny hacketts#1978#bbc#single play#john esmonde#bob larbey#james cellan jones#ray brooks#judy cornwell#tony selby#brenda bruce#patrick newell#nat jackley#rusty goffe#george innes#anthony langdon#karl howman#doug fisher#george tovey#a mild farce from sitcom stalwarts Larbey and Esmonde (The Good Life‚ Ever Decreasing Circles etc)‚ filled with sitcom faces (Selby fresh#from working with the writers on Get Some In!‚ Howman later to star for them in Brush Strokes). it's all quite silly but pleasantly so#Brooks is a mild mannered home body who one night apprehends (and knocks unconscious) a burglar in his home; the attitude of everyone in#his life changes overnight as a result of his perceived heroics‚ only to change again (for the worse) once it becomes known the would be#robber is a person with dwarfism. this could have been badly handled‚ as could the crux of the plot (that everyone is son concerned with#appearing‚ to use a modern term‚ 'pc' that they lose sight of the point that the man was breaking into a house) but to give them their dues#the writers mostly keep it pretty balanced and the emphasis is much more on the casual hypocrisy of Brooks' co workers and friends (Newell#is a stand out as the boss whose heart supposedly bleeds for what he calls 'unfortunates' but who is really taking advantage of being able#to pay minority workers a lower wage). I'm making a hash of these tags but this is genuinely p funny and largely inoffensive I think#Brenda Bruce is mvp in a beautifully deadpan performance as the robber's mother‚ telling the sad tale of his life to a bemused Brooks
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straight men are so pathetic literally worse at being single than women are though they pretend they aren't. like how did you break up with your girlfriend one week ago and are already talking about "getting back out there" how about you get back out in your kitchen and wash the dishes you've been letting pile up because a woman isn't around to do them for you anymore
#like at the end of the day women will say theyre lonely but we function on our own which men largely dont#the only straight guys who can handle being alone are lowkey like patrick bateman irl maybe they wont kill you but its close#BUT honestly at least his apartment is clean
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