#Patients Count

[ley-med]

Welp. Things get weird with the anesthesia department from time to time. Today a patient, left unsupervised for 5 whole minutes in their surgical ward, chewed their central line out...

[foldingfittedsheets]

I had either the pleasure or misfortune of walking into a Purple mattress store with my friend today for funsies, both of us broke as hell and neither looking for a new mattress but wanting to pretend for a little while that we had money in this big touristy outlet mall. And I need you to tell me something awful about these beds because the only thing I could say as we left was "I need to win the lottery." The salesman had us lay on the soft bed (per my preference) and then showed us the adjustable settings and the vibration mode. The pillows alone are like 250 but I don't think I have ever been so comfortable in my life. Please ruin this picture perfect out of budget bed for me. Or at least give me hope that I can find something just as comfy at a better cost once I look to replace my mattress with a new one.

Do you want to know a secret? When your bed is old and broken down almost every bed should feel amazing to you. Because it is new and still functioning as a bed.

Purple is not remotely in the ballpark of what I consider good bang for buck in general terms. For one major reason: they come in a box. Why?? Why compress a luxury bed into a box!? It just degrades the support.

I’ve made my peace with selling Purple and if it were not compressed with the gel grid I’d say they’re a top contender but as it stands I have reservations about their longevity.

[mirktea]

me, head empty, suddenly thinking abt alver in the corner of my mind

[knaccblog]

Rescuing Aziraphale isn't what makes Crowley happy, not really. He doesn't want him to be in danger in the first place. He wants him safe. He wants him happy.

But he does like having an excuse to take care of him, to protect him, to dote on him in a way that's safe, acceptable and would be honestly illogical to turn away. Like Crowley walks into that church, burning his feet all the way and Aziraphale nearly shoos him away? (Because of the fight all those years ago, because he must be in league with these Nazis) But Aziraphale is in actual, real danger of being discorporated, of being sent back to heaven for who knows how long, so how can he actually reject Crowley's offer to protect him, right?

So every time Crowley does this, the whole "gallant knight swooping in to save Aziraphale from his own follies" thing, it's basically completely irrejectable, safe love Crowley can offer up to Aziraphale with no fear of rejection or overstepping the invisible line between them. Aziraphale can say "you go too fast for me, Crowley" a hundred times in so many varied ways and Crowley accepts this but he's never going to reject Crowley's love when it comes to him as a hand pulling him free of oblivion. That's what Crowley likes. Being able to love Aziraphale in a way that he knows will never be rejected.

[pfffsfic]

I finished them! The 3 pages of part 2 of ImpROBaBILL Improvements, my Rob & Bill theraprism comic!

Click here for part 1, or really the prologue, I guess. And if you want to see the rough sketches for these pages, here they are!

Part 3 (next part) | Masterpost

More is definitely coming, I have so many ideas. I hope you like them!

[poomphuripan]

Can you give me some time, please? I'll show you. Ming, I'm tired already. Please, I'm too tired of being stuck in this damned vortex.

MY STAND-IN (2024) | 1.10

[laughhardrunfastbekindsblog]

Sometimes I kiiiinda wonder if Disney/Lucasfilm was thrown for a loop by Just. How. Popular. Tech ended up being.

And I'm not just talking about his popularity in terms of all the fan chatter elicited after the season 2 finale. No, based on what I saw in the fan discussions early on, my man was one of the most popular Bad Batch characters from their introduction.

So anyway it's time to officially bring Tech back now for a family reunion.

[sapybara]

Happy two years to the September video I'm sure we'll see it Soon™ <3

[dungeons-and-dragon-age]

falling in love with the first horse she mounts in 10 years? more likely than you think!

[unexpectedbrickattack]

heehee (pepstavo under the cut)

[taxkha]

I just deactivated my art twitter acc and Im sad about this platform going to shit because Ive been posting art on there since 2013??? even though my art twit was only 2 1/2 years old but its a weird feeling. Bsky has been going pretty well for me though so I will get over it but still. Fuck the e-rat for ruining this platform. Also follow me on bsky @ taxkha

[yardsards]

that guy from the smiths was right. i was looking for a job and then i found a job and heaven knows i'm miserable now.

[loomingcastle]

This isn’t the first time this isn’t the first time

My inability to initiate conversations even when I want to is like—I don’t even know anymore someone help

@signanothername oh hi there uhh

Ignore the ranting in tags :)

[lady-dulcinea]

Jonathan finds a portrait of Mina inside his travel trunk

from the Milwaukee Ballet's production of Michael Pink's Dracula Randy Crespo as Jonathan Harker Davit Hovhannisyan as Count Dracula

[mixelation]

i love the minato in iwa snippet, but i gotta ask, how the hell did team 4 deal with that??? logically they know he’s a badass kage and all, but he has the presence of a baby kitten and a backbone of wet tissue paper, itachi at least seemed to be silently freaking out a bit there, but what about tori? deidara????

at this point none of them actually know what minato did, but all three of them are ready to go nuclear themselves. so when minato goes off, itachi just kind of assumes..... an itachi level of violence? he's freaked out by the sudden reminder minato could bend him into a pretzel if he wanted, but itachi also grew up with him and considers him relatively safe, so he's not as freaked out as he could be

for expediency i deleted some dialogue at the end. basically, minato was like "okay, who wants to go home, and who wants to go for a walk with me???" and deidara was like ME I WANT TO DO WHATEVER HORRIBLE THING TO IWA!!!!! and tori's exact wording was "ew." deidara is SO into fucking up iwa he gives zero thought to minato besides "cool, a coconspirator." tori does not get a thrill out of direct violence and she's too paranoid about being eaten alive to be like "oh worm you want this insane blood seal i have been able to do this whole time???" but at the same time in her brain she's still a glorified civilian and she doesn't differentiate between the danger minato poses vs itachi or deidara or even a rando jounin because she assumes once the power gap is big enough it's functionally the same as even bigger power gaps.

i think a team 4 debrief session would be fun though, to get everyone's reaction of "uuuum what the fuck, hokage-sama :)" and then also make minato unpack some of the insane bullshit team 4 did prior to his arrival. for example tori and deidara went out of their to befriend kurotsuchi, which is very darkly funny in hindsight. tori intentionally befriended mangetsu for strategic reasons and then cashed in her "manipulate the boy who likes you" card by weeping to him about how iwa kidnapped her sensei so kisame/kiri gets the story before iwa invents a justification. same people's limbs were melted off and a lot of brains were scrambled. in hindsight iwa was definitely trying to kill them IN the exam and none of them noticed until specifically asked about it. kushina reveals that despite being an active field jounin, she's never stayed the night in the hospital or had an IV, and this is the most insane revelation of the night

[xylophone888]

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