#Parrot Ice Cream cookie

[indigo-flightly-falls]

Anyways Eye Cookie is messed up and ended up badly traumatizing Parrot Ice Cream.

Honestly I'm really happy w/ how Eye Cookie's Disciple turned out! Got the vibes perfect!!

Oh and the song is Abnormally Dancing Girl! I watched an animation meme w/ a crk oc to the song and got inspired :]

@10piecechickenmcnugget @qsmp-cellbit @trenchcoatsbi

Hey Phil and Tom remember that I mentioned this while on my trip? Here's the final thing!

[pinksoftlace]

Introduction post⋆˚ 𝜗𝜚˚⋆

୨ৎ My name is Dim

౨ৎ I'm a Greek teenage girl

౨ৎ I'm 16 years old

౨ৎ denying people over 18 years old, pervs, rapist and rasict defenders etc.

౨ৎ my favourite singers/bands are: The smiths, Lana del Rey, Type o negative, Radiohead, Korn, slipknot, Tokio hotel, Kittie, cas, Alex g, lil peep, TV girl, Rammstein, Evanescence, Kesha.💕

౨ৎ I love 2000's aesthetics, emos, gothic people, metalheads, old preppys, baggy style, downtown girl aesthetic, 2021 coquette, dollete, VS angel, vintage americana, rockstar girlfriend aesthetic etc.

౨ৎ I love the sound of rain and the smell after, FALL, chipped nail polish, black eyeshadow, cookies, pizza, spaghetti with tomato sauce and cheese, ketchup flavoured chips, McDonald's, low rise flare jeans, cheetah print clothes, writing shitty poems, jackets with fur, skunk hair, sea shells, cats, deers, parrots, dogs, lions, leopards, cute underwear with lace, bows, dark red, Christmas, the warm feeling you feel when you are in love, the beach, doe eyes, pouty lips, reading books, girlblogging, writing my thoughts, wattpad, tumblr, Pinterest are my soulmates, my stuffed animals, my dog, bunnys, cowboy boots, cute tank tops, spine tattoo, tattoos in general, piercings, crazy hair, heart locket necklaces, vintage grandma's house vibes, heart shaped sunglasses, strawberry flavoured lollies, vanilla, cookies & chocolate flavoured ice cream, candles, knitted sweaters, my grandma's cooking, hugs, kisses, blush, lip gloss, french language.

౨ৎ shows and movies i adore: Never have i ever, Gilmore girls, American Psycho, Mean girls, The craft, Freaky Friday, girl interrupted, fight club, Pearl, Buffalo 66, Twilight(love the books), Black swan etc.

౨ৎ i just want to make friends but please as i said not over 18 and not weird old man or horny dogs teenage boys.

౨ৎ Pinterest: Soft_laceangel

౨ৎ Insta: reallifedolly_

౨ৎ wattpad: pinklace_bunny

౨ৎ I know i was a bit late at the introduction. :'(

[being-addie]

May looks a lot like

almond cookies, bright sunshine, yellow sundresses, squirrels, bumblebees, deep lungfuls of salty air at the beach, sand in your toes, fruit popsicles, wind tossing your hair, productivity, completed summer homework, cycling to that little cafe you love, banana smoothies, vanilla ice cream, parrots outside your window, acrylic paint smudged on fingers and breathless laughs, wildflower crowns and picnics held under a tree, late movie nights with friends, strappy sandals, sparkly nail polish, coconut body butter, bright grins and Polaroids, sketching on a park bench, fluffy dogs, trips to the beach, falling in love with a stranger you've seen only once, reading a book while sunlight streams in through the curtains, going for long walks as the sun sets, cool breeze as you stare up at a velvet night sky, candied lemon peel, tight hugs, warmth and love.

[tuhbanbuv]

EWJ AU and Headcanons:

Guess people wanna hear my AU bullshit lol /j

I have a fuck ton I had to dump in a notepad and try to organize it.

Jim:

Jim can get drunk off of ice cream and fro-yo because the sugar fucks up with his system so much.

Jim curls up in the neck of her supersuit when she's too tired to reach her bed or overstimulated.

Jim is bigender him/her lesbian, Psycrow is bi, Professor is gay, Peter is gay as well.

Jim's full legal name is Jim/Kim Clayton, and she switches between he/him and she/her pronouns. Just don't call him an "it".

Jim is dyslexic, autistic and has a TBI.

Jim got her name from a grave she discovered in New Junk City. She didn't know anything about gender and stuff at the time, so she just assumed the masculine persona that people gave her due to her voice and suit. This would end up biting her in the ass years later.

Insectika courting rituals are much different than human courting rituals. WHN didn't know Jim was interested in her until he accidentally proposed to her in an Insectika tradition. After a bit of back and forth they began properly dating afterwards.

Princess WHN:

Snott is actually WHN's pet, he only sticks around Jim because of the snacks he forgets he puts into his suit's backpack and Snott is very much a glutton.

Princess WHN is also autistic, but she wouldn't know until Saturn was diagnosed as autistic.

WHN is part human part Insectikette, her true heritage and birth being the catalyst for her sister taking up the throne and mother's murder because the royal family was basically advocates for eugenics. It did not end well for all parties involved, big shocker there.

WHN LOVES human food, especially pizza. She'll be completely distracted if someone offers her food. Want to make her happy, give her food.

WHN thinks that a lot of Creepypastas are real, even the bad ones. She has spent at least a couple nights searching to bring down Jeff The Killer and Slenderman only to be dragged back home by Peter.

WHN often enters in strongman contests, and has several first place trophies from them.

Peter/Amos:

Peter's parents were used in animal experimentation an attempt to make the strongest fighting dog known to man. When the ring was broken up and arrested, the dogs were sent to a farm where Peter would be born as the run of the litter, only to be adopted by a young Addie.

Peter was adopted by Addie and her family when he was a normal puppy. As he was a runt rejected by his bio mom and adopted as a newborn, Peter was 100% convinced Addie was his real mom. Even if he knows he's adopted, he still calls her his mom.

Peter is a Jack Russel-Beagle mix, though he's technically now a hellhound.

Peter does most of the housework, at least the ones involving chemicals and flammable equipment because Jim is very accident-prone.

Peter is around 20-30 during the main canon. He aged up in dog years as a normal dog only for his biological age to slow down when he became Amos' vessel akin to that of a human. He'll probably live for 100-200 years though.

Peter is very small for his breed and was often mocked for it. Now, he uses it to his advantage because seeing WHN or Psycrow pause in shock as he gets drinks at a bar is hilarious to him.

Amos is Peter's demon and later lover. Originally Satan's right-hand man…until a certain cat came along and ruined it for him.

Peter has six puppies, named Paimo, Rono, Molo, Bapho, Corso, and of course, Solo. They all have some sort of demonic power thanks to Peter's demon and their other parent, Amos. If you understand the naming scheme for them you get a free cookie.

Amos can take up a form almost like Venom when he's going parrot-mode on Brock, just chilling in Peter's shadow. Except Peter's shadow now has eyes and a mouth and scares the shit out of everyone he comes across while doing errands.

Peter is Amos' longest-lasting vessel, as most of the others died from being murdered in witch hunts or took their own lives. He only made himself known to Peter after he temporarily died after a mission gone wrong because he was so impressed with Peter that he had to see him in the flesh.

Peter has severe anxiety, and honestly, who can blame him? Though he usually medicates it with those dog CBD treats and weed whenever he can. Addie Newman:

Addie is part Corvidian part human, with her biological mother unknown and potentially dead. Addie has a suspicion that Psycrow is her biological father, however.

Addie is currently dating Grayson, president of the Earthworm Jim Fanclub. As you can imagine, the meet the parents dinner went as well as you'd expect.

Addie has a large mixed family, biological and adopted, including her adoptive fathers, David and Mike, and her adoptive baby sister, Penelope.

Addie had anger issues in her childhood, once overthrew the leader of a gang in less than ten minutes, got expelled from several schools before the age of ten, amongst other things. Her parents went to adopt her a puppy in hopes it would help her, leading to her picking the runt of the litter, Peter. Peter would help Addie immensely...until he was separated from her when he fell through a portal to Heck.

Addie kept and wore Peter's collar on her person until she would eventually try to summon Evil to retrieve Peter herself, fully knowing and accepting that she would have to sacrifice her own life according to Evil. Jim would save her and Peter and became her friend.

Addie is still a delinquent but is more geared towards vigilante justice rather than purposeful crime. She wouldn't outright say it, but Peter and Jim saved her life.

Psycrow would discover a baby Addie abandoned while he was doing drug trades. He would take Addie in for the first three years of her life until ultimately deciding to give her up to an earth couple so she wouldn't be killed due to his criminal career. The two would later reunite and Psycrow would be accepted in the Newman family after he permanently put his criminal days behind him.

Saturn, Solo and Bessie:

Saturn is selectively mute, and Solo often speaks for her when they do missions

Saturn hardly speaks even as an adult, usually only hissing or screeches. She of course knows how and can speak quite well, but just prefers not to.

Saturn was born with just her arms as a lot of baby Insectoids/Insectikettes have a "larval stage", and much like Saturn did, grow their legs later on, usually as a toddler.

Saturn can curl up like a cat, and usually does this to fit in human chairs/seats/etc.

Saturn lets Solo and the other pups ride on her back. Seeing as she's literally a giant centipede and can fit all 6 of the pups on her back at once

Saturn considers Bessie her sister/half-sister due to their parents being clones. Bessie hates her guts, so the feeling is not mutual :(

WHN stressed and worried over not being a good mother to Saturn. She was ultimately worried over nothing, as Saturn is technically the only member of the royal family that had loving parents.

Solo was completely convinced that Saturn was a dog much like her and the other puppies until Peter had to try to explain otherwise. For five straight hours.

After a mission gone wrong, Evil Jim was sucked into a wormhole and presumed dead. Jim tried to take in Bully Bessie and it worked for a while until she ran away as a preteen and assumed Evil Jim's role. She works endlessly to find her dear papa and will not hesitate to find any way to save him, even if it means backstabbing her "sister". And she'd gladly do so.

Bessie is part jaguar, part piranha, part scorpion and radioactive cow, as Evil Jim wanted to make her with every advantage known to man.

Bessie ironically enjoys using butcher knives and cleavers as her weapons of choice, considering Evil Jim's guns as "too quick". Creepy.

Evil Jim didn't know what sex/gender Bessie was at birth and still doesn't, so he just let Bessie choose her clothes even as a baby.

Solo, despite being the smallest of her siblings, is pretty much the litter's leader. Mess with her family and you'll beg for death. She makes her fathers proud though Peter is a bit worried.

Solo can see and speak with the dead.

[the-ultimate-squish]

Excluded Squishmallows

Licensed Squads

Adopt Me! Squad

Berkshire Hathaway Squad

Blippy Squad

Bluey Squad

Cocomelon Squad

Disney Squad

Godzilla Squad

Harry Potter Squad

Hocus Pocus Squad

JoJo Siwa Squad

Knott's Berry Tales Squad

My Hero Academia Squad

Peanuts Squad

Peppa Pig Squad

Pixar Squad

Pokémon Squad

Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer Squad

Ryan's World Squad

Sanrio Squad

Sesame Street Squad

Sonic the Hedgehog Squad

Spidey and His Amazing Friends Squad

SpongeBob Squad

Star Wars Squad

The Nightmare Before Christmas Squad

Veefriends Squad

Due to lack of link on the wiki and inability to find on the internet

Atwater the Monster

Barella the Betta Fish

Bryar the French Bulldog

Dawson the Dinosaur

Djimon the Iguana

Griffith the Caterpillar

Houston the Bull

Jenna the Boar

Kumali the Bigfoot

Lars the Turtle

Luna the Unicorn

Lux the Manta Ray

Marigold the Cow

Maxie the Frilled Lizard

Meghan the Bat

Mills the Monkey

Neelu the Alien

Penelope the Pandacorn

Preeti the Slug

Rayen the Sloth

Roderigo the Red Panda

Russ the Narwhal

Shasta the Bigfoot

Sy the Angler Fish

Tianna the Pterodactyl

Weston the Mantis

Unnamed Squishmallows

Aqua Racoon

Blue Octopus (pet toy)

Blue Raccoon (hug mees)

Candy Heart with "HUG ME"

Candy Heart with "LOVE ME"

Candy Heart with "SWEET"

Candy Heart with "XOXO"

Capsule Cat

Capsule Cheetah

Capsule Husky

Capsule Llama

Capsule Mouse

Capsule Seal

Capsule Tiger

Carowinds Pineapple

Chocolate Heart

Cookie Heart

Dark Grey SeaCow

Gold Capsule Unicorn

Green Parrot with Bow (MX)

Grey SeaCow

Grey Sloth

Hershey's Chocolate Bar

Justice Peach (clip-on)

Justice Rainbow (clip-on)

Justice Watermelon (clip-on)

Justice Yeti (clip-on)

Mexican Flag

Mexican Chick

Mexican Corn Señor

Mexican Corn Señorita

Mystery Bear

Mystery Blueberry Muffin

Mystery Bunny

Mystery Capsule Machine

Mystery Frappe

Mystery Cat (Anime eyes)

Mystery Cat (Shades)

Mystery Cellphone

Mystery Cinnamon Roll

Mystery Dinosaur

Mystery Drink

Mystery Dog

Mystery Dragon

Mystery Giraffe

Mystery Koala

Mystery Lamb

Mystery Llama (Pink)

Mystery Macaron

Mystery Mint Shake

Mystery Mint Ice Cream

Mystery Pudding

Mystery Shrimp

Mystery Sloth (Fuzzy Belly)

Mystery Sloth (Holographic Belly)

Pink Capsule Unicorn

Pink Cat holding heart (hug mees)

Pink Caticorn

Pink Chick (Peeps-style)

Pink Mystery Chameleon

Pink Mystery Dragon

Pug holding heart (hug mees)

Purple Chick (Peeps-style)

Purple Spider

Rainbow Llama

Red Parrot with Hat (MX)

Red Penguin with Blue Scarf (MX)

Teal SeaCow

Tie-Dye Valentine's Day Frog

[dingdinghq]

*cracks knuckles*

Alright, get READY FOR CHARACTER DETAILS!! (<- is Not Normal about character creation). For the record, this is not all the characters, just the ones I've fleshed out enough that I'm happy with

Void Starling/Voidling Cookie (Etho) Name reasoning: Starling for a general space then + birb, Void to set them apart from Stardust, and Voidling as a fun little nickname because they have a long name Pronouns: they/them + any space neos! Theme song: King of the World - Young Rising Sons Extra details: - has ADHD and BPD - finds a special winter area in the Kingdom extra calming, and will sit for hours at night in the snow - created by the Celestial Tree guardians by accident out of Stardust's dough, and therefore is siblings with Stardust! - technically siblings with Moonlight cookie as well, but hasn't met her yet

Parrot Ice Cream Cookie (Grian) Name reasoning: I know of an ice cream flavor that looks like the pastel version of common Grian parrot hybrid color headcanon so. Also bc waffle hair Pronouns: he/they Theme song: Little Lion Man - Mumford & Sons Extra details: - he has literal waffle hair, like the ice cream cone - ADHD - after being killed at a young age, they were brought back to like by Eye Cookie and turned into a Watcher - actually got fully brainwashed post-game, and while he was able to be freed, feels really guilty about that

Red Angel Cookie (Skizz) Name reasoning: Call back to his long time spent as red dring 3L, and the common angel headcanon! Pronouns: he/him Theme song: Die for You - Starset (alternatively Angel With a Shotgun fits perfect as well) Extra details: - Used to be close friends with Firebird and Yellow Demon, but ya know. death games where they were on opposite sides. They're currently on speaking terms, but things aren't the same any more. - former guardian angel, but lost the rank after letting his charge die by accident - probably the only reason Voidling hasn't died yet - knows how to use most weapons! - partners with Voidling! he knew they wanted to ask him out well before they actually did ask him out

Choco Wolf Cookie (Ren) Name reasoning: Look at Ren and tell me he isn't chocolate flavored Pronouns: he/him mostly! Theme song: Born for This - The Score Extra details: - Some flavor of neurodivergent - was the prince of a kingdom before running away after it was taken over! - In a poly relationship with both Lost Apple and Shattered Soul Crystal! Also in a qpr with those two + Voidling and Red Angel! (the qpr is between all members I'm just mentioning it here)

Lost Apple Cookie (Martyn) Name reasoning: It is all the vibes tbh Pronouns: he/ey (ey/em) Theme song: Hallelujah (I'm not Dead) - Citizen Soldier Extra details: - autistic - Used to be know as Apple Angel Cookie, but after watching his village get attacked, changed it to avoid being found - he's aromantic! - Despite the 'angel' part of his name, he was never a guardian angel and has never interacted with them

Shattered Soul Crystal Cookie (BigB) Name reasoning: I'm giving a bunch of the characters trauma specifically related to being valued but torn apart at the same time. Also the general shape of his wings! Pronouns: he/it Theme song: Brother - Kodaline Extra details: - used to be the 'savor' of a village, but was treated horribly so it ran away - Doesn't really know how to interact with cookies - due to the way his magic works, using too much can cause it to need to basically sleep for weeks. This rarely happens, but when it does he feels awful - used to be really close to exactly one cookie in his old village, before they were killed for 'daring to touch the prized'. This was the main reason he snapped

Moss Phantom Cookie (Bdubs) Name reasoning: Moss coat + semi common phantom headcanon! Pronouns: he/it/xe Theme song: Dial Drunk - Noah Kahan Extra details: - Would vibe to Cotton Eye Joe unironically - ended up having the friend version of a break up with Doc, was not dealing with it good - has a joke-crush on Void Starling. It's played up for laughs and is more like a squish then a crush - Short - Is actually a demon possessing a pile of moss

Frost Flower Cookie (Scott) Name reasoning: Ties in both empires seasons, as well as 3L! Pronouns: he/xe Theme song: Atlantis - Seafret (in a non-literal sense) Extra details: - former name was Blueberry Syrup Cookie! Xe changed it after getting taken by the Watchers and realizing that hey, he didn't have to be like his parents anymore. - While he and Canary broke up, they're still on good terms! They just didn't feel right about continuing their relationship post-game. - is pretty close to Dark Syrup after that whole deal!

Canary Cookie (Jimmy) Name reasoning: I feel like this one explains itself. Canary curse and all Pronouns: he/they/it Theme song: Running Up that Hill - Kate Bush Extra details: - brother to Lost Apple! They got separated at a young age and didn't recognize each other until after the game - adoptive siblings with Blue Axolotl Cookie (Lizzie) - in a qpr with Firebird! - actually almost joined Cakewarts, but didn't fully trust Choco Wolf

Dark Syrup Cookie (Xornoth) Name reasoning: 'Dark' is commonly used in crk to show characters who are aligned with evil, 'syrup' is from the fact that maybe the corruption is more of a syrupy thing in this AU? Pronouns: they/it Theme song: Dollhouse - Melanie Martinez Extra details: - Not evil anymore! Dark Stag Cookie (Exor) just sucks! STOP MANIPULATING CHILDREN - actually really sweet when not corrupted! Also loves its brother very much!!!! - still has control over the corruption, loves to mess with cookies by growing random vines or stuff

Charred Angel Cookie (Helsknight) Name reasoning: Well I've always headcanoned Hels as an angel, and the 'charred' bit reflects how they got stuck in an oven and got a bit burnt up Pronouns: they/it/hell/flare Theme song: Feel Better - Penelope Scott Extra details: - still siblings with Wels, they just don't really bother to try and connect with hells brother - Autistic and has BPD - Used to be a guardian angel, but was never allowed to actually guard anything, leading to flare losing the ability to feel positive emotions for a while

Moon Moth Cookie (Pearl) Name reasoning: Pronouns: she/her Theme song: The Moon Will Sing - The Crane Wives Extra details: - hunts demons and dragons! Probably met Tart Tartan Cookie at some point because of this!

I'm cutting it off here because I don't wanna lit character limit again-

CHARACTERS!!!!! i love this so much!!!

the names are super cool!!!! still dont get bigbs kinda but i absolutely see the vision and am with you (speaking of, do you know ye olden days bigb lore? do you have any ideas who this old village friend may have been?)

ough,,,,,, love them. love them sm. theyre the little guys.

[draculaforce]

    [pans over live-action houses]

    French Narrator: And now, direct from Encino, America's favorite pirate and president of the SpongeBob SquarePants fan club, Patchy the Pirate. [The exterior of Patchy's house is shown. The name "Patchy" appears. Inside, Patchy is wrapping presents]

    Patchy: [to the tune of "Jingle Bells"] Yo ho ho, yo ho ho, yo ho ho ho ho ho. [he notices he's on air] Oh! Hi. [he waves] I'm Patchy the Pirate, president of the SpongeBob SquarePants Fan Club! [He notices a long piece of confetti on his hook and tries to shake it off. He pulls on it and whacks himself in the eye, giving him a black eye. He switches his patch over to the other eye] Hey, that's better! [Potty, a puppet bird on strings, flies in]

    Potty: [squawks] Merry Christmas! Merry Christmas!

    Patchy: That's right, Potty! It is Christmas. [he limps over to the fireplace] And there ain't nothing better in the seven seas than a Bikini Bottom Christmas. It sure is a magical time of year. [he blows on his pipe, and bubbles emerge] Why, I'll bet old SpongeBob is gearing up for Santa Claus right now! [He picks up a picture of SpongeBob. Cuts to SpongeBob, holding a remote]

    SpongeBob: I sure am! [He presses a button on the remote. A large chimney rises from the ground next to his house, and a gigantic funnel pops out of it with the words "Welcome Santa" in neon letters] I'm ready! [Patchy laughs]

    Patchy: Not bad for a creature with no vertebrae. [he puts down SpongeBob's picture] And I'm sure our pal Patrick is doing his share of the decorating. [He picks up a picture of Patrick. Cuts to Patrick standing by his house with a dopey smile on his face. Zooms out to reveal a single ornament hanging from the antenna on top of his rock. It snaps off and hits the ground. Patrick then falls to the ground as well. Now, Patchy is mixing cookie dough] I too am also preparing for Christmas. [he lifts up the mixer] Hmm, unbaked cookie dough! [he takes a lick] Mmm...

    Potty: [squawks] Potty want cookie dough! [Potty flies over, squawking] Cookie! [Patchy ducks]

    Patchy: Potty! No! [Potty flies back and forth]

    Potty: Cookie! [squawks]

    Patchy: Get out of here!

    Potty: Cookie!

    Patchy: Potty!

    Potty: [squawks] Give us a lick!

    Patchy: Back off, you flying freak! [Potty flies on the counter]

    Potty: [squawks] Clarify please.

    Patchy: [the cookies are shaped like SpongeBob and Patrick] This here cookie dough is for the children, not for pesky parrots.

    [Cuts to Hans reaching over and ringing a bell. Patchy looks out the window]

    Patchy: What's that? Three bells! Well, we all know what three bells means!

    Children: [off-screen] Free ice cream! [Patchy laughs]

    Patchy: No, you silly livers. [sternly] No!

    Potty: [squawks] Man overboard? [Patchy walks over to a desk]

    Patchy: You, I'm ignoring. [he sits down] No, it's time to open fan letters! [Potty flies over with a letter in his beak]

    Potty: [squawks] Here you go! [Patchy tugs at it]

    Patchy: Thank you, Potty. [Potty is not letting go] Yeah. Okay Potty, thank you! [Potty squawks, still not letting go] Come on, give it, you birdbrain! [Potty squawks some more] Quiet, infernal bird! [He uses his hook, now with a pair of scissors on the end, to snip Potty's strings. Potty squawks and falls to the ground. Patchy nods] Hmm. [he sits back down] This letter comes to us from...

    Fish Head: [as voiceover] Name and address withheld! [Patchy tears the envelope open, pieces of it flying all over. He pulls up his eye patch and replaces it with a pair of reading glasses with one eye covered up]

    Patchy: And he writes, "Dear SpongeBob, I am ten years old, and I was wondering if you like Christmas as much as I do. Sincerely yours..."

    Fish Head: [as voiceover] Name and address withheld! [Patchy gets up and takes off his glasses. Now his eye patch is back on]

    Patchy: A very good question. But you know they didn't always celebrate Christmas in Bikini Bottom.

    Potty: [squawks] They didn't?

    Patchy: No sir, my fine feathered little neck pain. [He pulls down Potty's strings. Potty falls to the ground, and a puppeteer falls down from above the set. Patchy hangs a homemade SpongeBob ornament on a Christmas tree. Zooms out, showing the entire tree, which is decorated with many similar SpongeBob, as well as ornaments featuring Patrick and Squidward, and a few gift boxes] There was a time when no one had even heard of Christmas in Bikini Bottom. [he snaps his fingers] Hey! Who wants to hear the story of SpongeBob's very first Christmas? [Cuts to Potty, who looks very drowsy and with bloodshot eyes. Patchy turns around] Potty? [Patchy sees an empty bowl of cookie dough, accompanied by a foghorn noise] You ate all me cookie dough! [Potty is now incredibly fat. Potty's body and strings fall off, leaving only the bird's head]

    Potty: Squ-ouch! [Patchy shrugs]

    Patchy: Oh, well. On with the show.

    [Plays the title card and opening credits. Afterwards, a bubble transition plays, revealing a sunset with Sandy's treedome. SpongeBob is shown waiting on a hill near Sandy's treedome, wearing karate gloves]

    SpongeBob: [laughs] Today, I'm gonna sneak up and get that Sandy with a super sneaky karate move. [practices karate and sneaks over to Sandy's door as Sandy hums "Jingle Bells"]

    SpongeBob: What diabolical act is she committing now? [Sandy plugs in Christmas lights outside her tree and SpongeBob freaks out] Fire! Don't worry, Sandy, I'm coming! Stand back, Sandy, fire! [rushes inside and instead of throwing water on tree, he throws it on Sandy] Huh? So I guess there's no fire?

    Sandy: What in the name of the Alamo is wrong with you, SpongeBob? Ain't you never seen a Christmas tree before?

    SpongeBob: Christmas who?

    Sandy: What?! Y'all never heard of Christmas?

    SpongeBob: Is she a friend from Texas?

    Sandy: [laughs] No. I can't believe you haven't heard of... [makes an adorable face] ...Christmas.

    SpongeBob: Tell me more about this... [imitates Sandy] ..."Christmas."

    Patchy: And so, Sandy wove the magical tale of gumdrops and pennywhistles. She told of toy-making elves and flying reindeer. But best of all, she told of the one they call, Santa Claus. [SpongeBob's eyes widen]

    [The next day at The Krusty Krab]

    SpongeBob: [standing on a table towards Squidward, Patrick and Mr. Krabs] And everyone pretends to like the fruitcake.

    Squidward: Yawn.

    SpongeBob: But the best part is you can write a letter to this guy, Santa Claus, and tell him what you want, and when he comes he brings it to you.

    Patrick: Just like a genie. [laughs]

    Mr. Krabs: I dunno about you, lubbers, but any fella who's giving away free stuff, is a friend o' mine.

    SpongeBob: That's the spirit, Mr. Krabs. [grabs a piece of paper and pencil] Here you go! You can get started on your letter.

    Squidward: I can't believe anybody would celebrate a holiday where a jolly prowler breaks into your house and leaves gifts.

    Patrick: Like a genie.

    Mr. Krabs: Pipe down, Squidward. I'm trying to concentrate. This thing is as good as a blank check direct from the First National Bank of Santa Claus.

    Squidward: Oh, brother.

    Patrick: Yeah.

    SpongeBob: Okay, who's next?

    Patrick: Ooh, ooh, me, me!

    Squidward: Ooh.

    SpongeBob: Here you go, Patrick.

    Patrick: There's no words on this paper.

    SpongeBob: Not yet.

    Patrick: [grabs a pencil] Yippee! A writing stick.

    SpongeBob: C'mon, Squidward. Write a letter.

    Squidward: SpongeBob, grow up will ya? No one's going to give me a gift just because I write them a stupid letter. [Patrick's letter tears in half]

    Patrick: SpongeBob, I ripped my paper. Could I have another one?

    SpongeBob: Sure, buddy. Here you go. Okie dokie, Squid... [Patrick rips his again] ...ward.

    Patrick: Uhh, SpongeBob... [hands him another piece] Thanks. [sits down and starts writing with the paper on top of the pencil] Dear Sant... [paper rips] D'oh! Not again.

    SpongeBob: Here, Patrick, watch me. [starts to write] Dear Santa, what do I want for Christmas, you may ask? All I want is for you to visit gentle folk here in Bikini Bottom. That is my wish. [puts the letter in a bottle] Patrick, I designed this mechanism specifically to shoot bottles to the surface. The hopes of everyone rests on the success of its maiden voyage. Fire in the hole!

    [presses it and the bottle shoots up to the surface]

    Patrick: Santa! Haha. Where's Santa?

    SpongeBob: Santa doesn't come till Christmas Eve.

    Mr. Krabs: Okay boy, my demands, uhh, I mean, letter, is ready to go.

    SpongeBob: Great, Mr. Krabs. What did you wish for?

    Mr. Krabs: A pony.

    SpongeBob: Really?

    Mr. Krabs: With saddle bags full of money! [shoots a bottle up to the surface]

    Patrick: Here you go, SpongeBob.

    SpongeBob: What did you wish for, Patrick?

    Patrick: Another piece of paper. [bottle shoots up to the surface]

    SpongeBob: And what did you wish for, little girl?

    Susie: Front teeth!

    Cowboy: I could use a new hat!

    Jennifer-Millie: I need a new hairstyle!

    Lonnie: I'd like a glass of water for my teeth.

    [lots of bottles get shot up to the surface]

    Squidward: Excuse me, coming through, out of the way.

    SpongeBob: Great, Squidward, you finished. What's your wish?

    Squidward: My wish is that the people of Bikini Bottom will stop paying any attention to the inane dribble that is constantly streaming out of this dunderhead's mouth.

    SpongeBob: Gee, Squidward, maybe Santa will bring me a dictionary so I can understand what you just said. Okay, everybody, we've got a lot to do now that we've summoned Santa Claus. We must ready ourselves for his arrival.

    Everyone: Hooray!

    [Bubble transition to the musical number, "The Very First Christmas"]

    SpongeBob and Patrick: [chopping down the coral tree] ♪ It's shaping up to be a wonderful holiday / Not your normal, average, everyday ♪

    Squidward: ♪ Sounds like someone felled my old coral tree / SpongeBob, Patrick, why'd you do this to me? ♪

    SpongeBob and Patrick: [holding hands and dancing in circles] ♪ The world feels like it's in loverly ♪

    Squidward: ♪ Go away before I harm you bodily! ♪ [He dumps garbage on SpongeBob and Patrick.]

    SpongeBob and Patrick: ♪ This Christmas feels like the very first Christmas to me. [SpongeBob handles a cart full of Christmas presents, while Patrick uses red and green sleigh bells as his eyes before being covered in snow.] There'll be shopping, decorating, and plenty of snow. ♪

    SpongeBob: ♪ Hey, Patrick, who's that under the mistletoe? ♪

    Squidward: ♪ What? Who, me? Would you look at the time, I should go! ♪

    Plankton: ♪ People seem a little more brotherly ♪

    Mr. Krabs: [showing a fruitcake] ♪ Here's a special something to you from me ♪

    SpongeBob and Patrick: [as Plankton throws the fruitcake into the trash full of other fruitcakes] ♪ Even all the trash, on Christmas it smells so sweetly. [Gary meows. Patrick covers one of the jellyfish with the container and shakes it to resemble a holiday light.] This Christmas feels like the very first Christmas to me. ♪

    [SpongeBob is seen dancing with different Christmas backgrounds, and later outside Squidward's house after opening Squidward's front door while Squidward tries to play puzzles.]

    SpongeBob: ♪ La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la! ♪

    Squidward: ♪ What do you want? Can't you see that I'm busy? ♪

    SpongeBob and Patrick: [They play and toss the large candy canes, with Patrick swallowing.] ♪ Step outside, we've got something for you to see ♪

    [Squidward walks outside to see everything decorated on his house]

    Squidward: ♪ SpongeBob, take this stuff down immediately! ♪

    SpongeBob and Patrick: ♪ Chestnuts roasting and burns in the third degree ♪

    Citizens: ♪ Tonight things are as good as they seem to be! ♪

    Patrick: [hurls from the teeter-totter to atop the coral tree] ♪ A star on top will complete all the scenery! ♪

    Citizens: ♪ This Christmas feels like [Mr. Krabs sings] the very first Christmas to me! [scene cuts to an unhappy Squidward looking outside from his window] This Christmas feels like [Mr. Krabs sings again] the very first Christmas to me! ♪ [Squidward becomes angry and closes the window blind.]

    Patchy: Is Squidward right? Can there be a Christmas under the sea? Stay tuned! Whoa! [shaking, putting his hand and hook upon his ears. Later] It's about time you got back! Now I can finish me story! So, SpongeBob was sending the last of the letters to Santa...

    Wobbles: I hope he can read Portuguese.

    SpongeBob: Ah, well that's the last letter. Wait! Squidward hasn't written his letter yet! [runs to Squidward with a pencil, bottles, and paper in hand] Squidward! Hurry! Squidward, Squidward! Hurry! [runs into Squidward's house and upstairs to have him write his letter and passes by him]

    Squidward: SpongeBob, what are you doing?

    SpongeBob: Don't worry, Squidward. I'll help you get started. [writes letter for Squidward] Dear Santa Claus...

    Squidward: SpongeBob, forget it.

    SpongeBob: Right, too formal. Hi Santa...

    Squidward: SpongeBob, no.

    SpongeBob: Howdy, Claus?

    Squidward: [pushes SpongeBob out of his door] I'm not writing a letter to a figment of your imagination.

    SpongeBob: But, Squidward, when Santa comes, you'll be the only one without a gift.

    Squidward: SpongeBob, how many times do I have to say it? I don't believe in Santa Claus!

    SpongeBob: C’mon, Squid, all you have to do is write a letter. What have you got to lose?

    Squidward: My self-respect. My sanity. My lunch. [closes door]

    SpongeBob: Squidward, c'mon. [everyone tries to get Squidward outside]

    Citizens: C’mon, Squidward! Don't be a party pooper! C'mon out!

    Squidward: [pokes head out of his window now in his pajamas ] Santa Claus is a big phony! SpongeBob has got you all fooled!

    SpongeBob: C'mon, Squidward. C'mon! [closes window and gets in bed]

    Squidward: Those idiots are gonna be up all night while I get a full night’s sleep. [tries to sleep, but the singing outside wakes him up]

    Citizens: ♪Oh, Santa's coming tonight, tonight. Santa's coming tonight. Santa's coming tonight, tonight. Santa's coming tonight.♪

    SpongeBob: C'mon everybody! Let's sing till Santa gets here.

    Citizens: ♪Santa's coming tonight, tonight. Santa's coming tonight. Santa's coming tonight, tonight. Santa's coming...♪

    [it is then morning and they are tired]

    Citizens: ♪Santa's coming tonight, tonight. Santa's coming tonight.♪

    Fred: Hey! Where's Santa?

    SpongeBob: Uh, he should be here any minute. ♪Santa's coming tonight, tonight. Santa's coming tonight.♪

    Citizens: Oh, c'mon. Enough of this. [everyone argues and start to leave]

    Fred: Thanks for the lies, Mr. Fairytale! Let's go waste our time somewhere else.

    SpongeBob: Hey, guys, where's your Christmas spirit? He's just running late.

    Patrick: He probably just stopped for a snack! Fat guys get hungry right?

    SpongeBob: Yeah! [they wait and wait and then one of the jellyfish jars breaks on SpongeBob's head as the jellyfish floats away]

    Patrick: Never trust a genie. [Patrick and a snowman walk away]

    Squidward: [alarm goes off] Ah, morning already? Oh, boy! [speaking in a megaphone] Merry Christmas! Ho, ho, ho! Merry Christmas. Wait. Oh, I see a great Christmas photo op. Could you move in a little? [SpongeBob does so] Say Santa Claus.

    SpongeBob: [very sad face] Santa Claus. [Squidward takes the picture]

    Squidward: Aww, our first Christmas. ♪This Christmas feels like the very first Christmas. The first Christmas is this Christmas. [donkey appears on screen making noises] 'Cause it feels like the first Christmas to me.♪ [laughs at SpongeBob and hits his butt over and over again]

    SpongeBob: You were right, Squidward. This was a stupid holiday. [cries; takes out a present] I still want you to have this.

    Squidward: [stops hitting his butt] What? What's this?

    SpongeBob: A present. I made it for you so you wouldn't be left out when... Santa came! [cries some more]

    Squidward: Oh, gee, I, uh, you know I...

    SpongeBob: You're welcome. [sadly walks off and cries]

    Squidward: SpongeBob? He made me a present? It's probably a jellyfish net, or an old Krabby Patty, or... [imitates a hillbilly] his favorite underpants. Haha. Present. [opens the present] Why, it looks like a clarinet. [smells it] It smells like one, too. Handcrafted out of driftwood. And it's even got my name on it. [finds a button that says "push"] What's this? [pushes the button and three wooden Squidwards with clarinets come out and bob up and down] Wow. This is the greatest gift I've ever gotten. [sniffles] Oh, I feel like a... I feel like a... I feel like a... [donkey appears on screen and makes noises] big jerk. What have I done to poor SpongeBob? Uh, hey, SpongeBob? I... SpongeBob? [SpongeBob is on a ladder trying to get his lights down]

    SpongeBob: I guess I won't be needing this. [slides down with the lights in hand] That's better. [a gray cloud comes and rains on SpongeBob]

    Squidward: The poor little guy. All he wanted was to spread a little joy.

    SpongeBob: I'd better get this stuff off of Squid's place.

    Squidward: Ho, ho, ho! Ho, ho, ho!

    SpongeBob: Huh? Hello? Who's there? Huh? Hello?

    Squidward: Ho, ho, ho! Ho, ho, ho!

    SpongeBob: Hello? Yes. Who's there? Huh? Hello? Show yourself. Yoo-hoo. Hello? Who is it? Huh?

    Squidward: Up here, you dunce. [dressed like Santa Claus] I mean, uh... Merry Christmas, little boy!

    SpongeBob: [gasps] C-c-could it be?

    Squidward: Yes, it is I, Santa Claus. Ho, ho, ho... [slips off the roof and hits the ground]

    SpongeBob: Hey, you're S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-San... [takes a deep breath] S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-San... [takes a deep breath] S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-San...

    Squidward: Hey, uh, kid, take it easy.

    SpongeBob: S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-San... ta... [faints]

    Squidward: SpongeBob? SpongeBob? SpongeBob?!

    SpongeBob: S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-San... [Squidward covers his mouth]

    Squidward: Don't do that again.

    SpongeBob: I knew you'd make it, Santa. Hey, Santa, where's your big, round belly?

    Squidward: Well, that, um, is a result of, uh, undersea pressure on my body.

    SpongeBob: Where's your reindeer? And your flying machine?

    Squidward: Uhh, I loaned them to the Easter Bunny.

    SpongeBob: And what about that nose? [pokes his nose and laughs] I knew you were supposed to have a big one, but that thing's gigantic. [laughs]

    Squidward: Alright! I'm Santa.

    SpongeBob: [jumps onto Squidward] Santa! This is the greatest you could've given me. Thank you for bringing Christmas to Bikini Bottom.

    Squidward: I didn't bring Christmas to Bikini Bottom, SpongeBob; you did.

    SpongeBob: I did? [faints and falls on Gary's shell]

    Gary: Meow.

    Squidward: Merry Christmas, SpongeBob. Merry Christmas! Whew! I'm glad that's over.

    Shelly: Do you have a present for me, Santa?

    Squidward: Oh, well, uhh, you see, I'm not really...

    SpongeBob: [laughs] Go ahead, Santa Claus. See, he is real. He made my Christmas wish come true, he won't let you down.

    Squidward: Uhh, right, just a second. [searches in his house for something] C'mon, let's see. What do little girls like? A book of matches? Or a shaving kit? A copy of my birth certificate? There's got to be something around here. Think. Think. Think. Ha! Perfect! [hands the little girl a wrench] There you go, little girl! Ho, ho, ho!

    Shelly: Thanks, Santa. [scratches the wrench like it's a puppy]

    Squidward: That almost felt good. [Squidward then notices a long line of citizens waiting for presents] I didn't... who?

    Fred: Hey, Santa, where's my present?

    Old Man Jenkins: And mine!

    Abigail-Marge: And what about me?

    Squidward: Uhh... let's see what Santa has for all you good people. [searches for stuff in his house] Think fast, Santa. Gifts for good people. [finds a bowl of mashed potatoes in his house] Aha! [gives the bowl to Jennifer-Millie] A bowl of mashed potatoes for you.

    Jennifer-Millie: Thank you, Santa. This is just what I wanted. [puts bowl on her head] A new hairstyle.

    [Squidward gives the little girl two forks]

    Little Girl: Thanks, Santa. [She puts them on like front teeth]

    Squidward: [gives Patrick a clock] Here you go, Patrick.

    Patrick: Wow. [punches a hole through the clock] A wrist watch.

    Fish: Thank you, Santa!

    Squidward: [gives everything else in his house to the citizens] What was I thinking? I gave away all my stuff just 'cause SpongeBob wouldn't be sad. Am I insane? [SpongeBob knocks on the door] You might as well take the door. It's all that's left.

    SpongeBob: Squidward! You missed him! He was here just like I said! He gave us all presents. He was jolly and he had a beard. His nose was big and he had rosy cheeks. He was friendly and kind. [turns SpongeBob towards the door and pushes him so he walks] And Santa is... oh, his belly was small, but his nose was huge with Christmas joy. He was so nice Squidward...

    Squidward: Well, at least it's over. [notices a bottle with a letter in it on the ground] Huh? What's this?

    Santa: Dear Squidward, thanks for all your help! You've been a real good boy this year. Warm regards, Santa Claus. [letter disappears into thin air] Ho, ho, ho! Ho, ho, ho! [in his sleigh flying] Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho. Merry Christmas! Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho. Ho, ho, ho, ho. [does a crazy dance while saying his "ho ho ho"]

    Squidward: [Shocked to see Santa does exist and nonchalantly] Yup, I'm insane. [plays his wooden clarinet in the ending tone of the episode]

    Santa: Merry Christmas! [back at Patchy's house, a sailboat with a homemade Sponge and Pat moves in front of a picture of the island, which has a bunch of presents on it]

    Patchy: Dee dee, dee dee dee dee.

    SpongeBob: [as a puppet] Ahoy, Patrick! It's Christmas Island!

    Patrick: [also a puppet] Presents ahoy!

    SpongeBob: Hooray! [Patchy starts making storm sound effects] Uh-oh, a storm!

    Patrick: Yay! I mean yikes!

    Patchy: [makes more sound effects and begins speaking in his own voice] Oh, we're going down! [He keeps making noises. Zoom out to show the boat is on Patchy's head] Trim the sails! Hoist the yardarms! Turn on the Weather Channel! [he screams]

    Man on Set: [off-screen] Patchy?

    Patchy: Oh, hi kids. Boy, that SpongeBob makes me as jolly as a roger. Well, I hope you enjoyed SpongeBob's Christmas tale. And I hope your Christmas is better than sunken treasure. [He takes the boat off his head. Potty flies out, and there is a nest underneath her. In it are a few eggs she laid, wrapped in bows. Patchy picks one up] Aw... Potty left me a little Christmas present. [He laughs. Then he goes over to the mistletoe] Argh, ye old mistletoe. And you know what that means. [he sprays breath freshener in his mouth] Ah, time for somebody to kiss Patchy the Pirate! [he makes kissing noises] Come on, who's it gonna be? Come on! Kiss the captain! [He laughs. Potty flies over and squawks. Patchy screams]

    Potty: Give us a kiss! [Patchy goes to avoid him]

    Patchy: No! No, not you! [Potty keeps flying around squawking] No, not you Potty! Get out of here! No, Potty! I don't wanna kiss you! No, we talked about this. Potty! No!

    Potty: Kissy, kissy!

    French Narrator: Well, it looks like Patchy's pretty busy at the moment, so I'll say it for him. Good night, and happy holidays.

    [The words "Happy Holidays" are spelled out on screen]

[donut-cloud]

lifesteal incorrect quotes

Clownpierce : It's pretty cold outside.. wanna hold hands? We should stay close.

Branzy: Okay.

Ashswag: It's fucking summer.

Zam: Standing next to sunflowers always makes me feel weak like 'look at this fucking flower. This flower is taller than I am. This flower is winning and I'm losing.'

Don: Wow, you are not ready to hear about trees.

Pangi, seeing a banana on the car seat: What the FUCK??

Pangi, buckling the banana up: Fucking buckle UP, it's the LAW!

Branzy: We're friends, right, Rek?

Rek: Normally, I'd say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere and I don't like it.

Pangi: You-! What the fuck are you doing here?!

Zam: What the hell do you mean? This is my house! Pangi: WHAT?!

Spoke : [creeping behind Parrot to stab him]

Parrot, loudly : I hope no one is about to attack me from behind because I'm thinking about making cookies later.

Spoke pausing :

Spoke : ...what kind?

Bacon: Hello? plant, where on earth are you?

Plant: (on the phone) I waved to a man because I thought he was waving at me. Apparently, he was waving to the guy behind me. So to get out of the awkward situation, I kept my hand up so a taxi pulled over and drove me to the port. I am now in Kazimierz . I should be home by Thursday.

Bacon: Wait, wha-

Yeahjaron: Understandable, have a nice day.

Chief: You're unbelievable, Branzy.

Branzy: What do you mean? I got you guys what you wanted.

Rek: We wanted ice cream.

Branzy: No, you said you wanted, and I quote, "cones," so I got you cones.

Chief: Cones with ICE CREAM in them.

Branzy: Well it's not my fault that you didn't specify.

Rek: WHY WOULD WE ASK FOR JUST CONES?

Branzy: I DON'T KNOW BUT THAT'S WHAT YOU ASKED FOR.

Clownpierce: *is carrying all the groceries*

Branzy: *holds out hand to help*

Clownpierce: * moves all the groceries to one hand to hold Branzy's hand*

Parrot: "Why the fuck are so many people here? I thought this place was meant to be a secret?"

Vortex: "It was, unfortunately somebody couldn't keep their god damn mouth shut!"

Spoke: "I said I was sorry!"

Vortex: i have decided that i am in fact a snack. people are just not hungry.

Parrot, under his breath: i'm fucking starving.

Spoke: I think we can all agree I'm the ten amongst these threes.

Spoke: The candy I'm about to eat is partially unwrapped. So, if I pass out or start saying weird shit, I've probably been either drugged or poisoned. Wish me luck, guys

PrinceZam: I bet ten bucks that shit is drugged Vortex: Twenty bucks and I say it's poisoned

 Parrot: You will both owe me your lives if he ends up in the hospital

Spoke: How long do you think it'll take?

Parrot: I don't know, three or four.

Spoke: Three or four what? Days? Weeks? Months?Parrot: Yeah, maybe five.

Spoke: Five what?!

Parrot: "...Please tell me you have a spare key."

Vortex: "...That was the spare key.

Spoke: The floor is lava!

Clownpierce : *helps Branzy onto the counter*

Vortex: *kicks Parrot off the sofa*

Parrot: *lays on the floor*

Spoke: ...Are you okay?

Parrot: No.

Spoke, trying to comfort Parrot: What's the problem? Anxiety? Low self-esteem? Obsessive thoughts of random arson? I've been there.

Vortex: How did you break your nose?

Parrot: Do you see that glass door?

Vortex: Yes.

Parrot: I didn't.

Parrot: *Starts dying*

Vortex: QUICK CALL 911!

Spoke: What's their number??

Parrot: *Temporarily stops dying* WHAT'S THEIR NUMBER? REALLY?!

Parrot: You saved me. I owe you my life.

Vortex: No thanks. I've seen it and I'm not very impressed.

Parrot: You were stabbed. Do you remember anything?

Vortex: Only the ambulance ride to the hospital.

Parrot: That wasn't an ambulance, I drove you.

Vortex: But I heard a siren.

Parrot: That was Spoke.

Vortex, (rolling down the car window): What seems to be the problem, officer?

Parrot: Get the FUCK out of my car

Spoke, waking up from  coma: Oh hey, guys. What time is it?

Parrot: It's about 2am. Are you hungry? 

Spoke: Oh, cool. I'm up for some toast.

Vortex: ...

Spoke, giggling: Hey Vortex, why can't a koala be a bear?

Vortex, reading a book: Because they're marsupials

Spoke: bECaUse THey'Re mArsUPiaLS

Parrot: NO! It's because they don't have the right koalafacations

plant

planet 

[trenchcoatsbi]

Ahhhhhhh just remembered something from my Voidling Cookie timeline and uh. fuck Head Watcher Cookie forever and ever for what he did to Parrot Ice Cream Cookid :( - Voidling Anon

(I realize you guys have no context on the Voidling Cookie timeline. Basically noncanon crk guys but also vaugly 3rd life. was the first kintype I discovered so that's fun)

oh thats an interesting tl!

also uh yeah even with no context I would agree with you lmao. head watcher cookie just sounds ugh (<- Has a lingering hatred for most of the head watchers from my kin mems lol)

[cutiepoototie3]

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╰─ ♡ about me!

୨୧┇name: it’s a secret 🤫 (ᴵ ᵈᵒⁿ’ᵗ ʷᵃⁿᵗ ᵗᵒ ᵖᵘᵗ ᵃⁿʸ ᵖᵉʳˢᵒⁿᵃˡ ⁱⁿᶠᵒʳᵐᵃᵗⁱᵒⁿ ˢʳʳʸ 😔)

୨୧┇pronouns: she/her🎀

୨୧┇age: 17😜✨

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୨୧┇color: ･ﾟ* 🎀 𝒫𝐼𝒩𝒦 🎀 *ﾟ･

୨୧┇animal: BURDS! I love parrots :3

୨୧┇songs: I got to many songs to list 😔 but I love 70’s 80’s 90’s 2000’s

୨୧┇anime: I stopped watching anime but my favorite ghibli movie is ponyo🩵

୨୧┇games: legends of Zelda (breath of wild) (tears of kingdom) in general I really like story games and I play Minecraft, stardew valley, sims, any Mario or Nintendo game, Roblox, etc

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୨୧┇dislikes: mushrooms >:C mean people, FEET I HATE FEET.

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┆ ✿ I think I’ll be posting cute things or asthetics

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┆ ❀ I don’t think I’ll be on tumbler alot fyi 😔

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I don’t think I have the asks thingy. But if I do you can ask questions just be mindful please 😊

[applesfromnaples]

101 reasons to live

1. Chicken nuggets

2. calm fall mornings

3. that warm cozy feeling while watching a movie in bed

4. The relief of feeling a warm meal hit your stomach after a long cold day

5. the warm sun on vour mid skin

6. making people smile

7. putting on fuzzy socks and snuggling into a blanket when cold

8. laughing so hard till you can't breathe

9. sleeping so good you wake up with blanket imprints on your arms

10. Hugs from tall people

11. Dancing to music when making yummy food

12. birds singing in the mid morning

13. unusual sights (people with mismatched clothes or parrots in grocery stores)

14. candy on Halloween

15. Christmas tree decorating

16. Thanksgiving dinner

17. the excitement to go clothes shopping

18. the happy tears you cry when accomplishing something you've been trying to do for a long long timedo for a long long time

19. The chaotic rush of Black Friday sales when it is not crowded

20. Lava lamps moving

21. Disney land

the warmth of freshly baked soft cookies

23. the triumph of finally taking that step

24. bacon crispy ness

25. making new friends easy

26. healing fast

27. sunrises

28. sunsets

29. bubble baths

30. the smell of THEM...

31. knowing your worth

32. making something ** new**

33. swimming on a hot day

34. eating tons of ice cream in winter

35. the cleanliness of freshly brushed teeth

36. seeing new movies in theatre

37. hot popcorn with tons of butter

38. stomach butterflies

39. Seeing your favorite artist in concert

40. Happy mid day car rides

41. blasting music home alone

42. fresh air coming through your house windows

43. balloon animals

44. white Christmas's

45. candy canes

46. bubble wrap pops

47. cracking your back after a long nap

48. stepping out of your comfort zone

49. loving someone

50. memes

51. pancakes

52. Getting better

53.being different

54. making fun of bald men

55. making immature jokes

56. costume parties

57. your favorite snacks

58. buying something you've always wanted

59. the feeling after a warm shower

60. your favorite meal

61. new foods

62. new places

63. board games

64. The feelings of wearing an outfit you love

65. The freshly lit scent of candles

66. pets

67. walk through Gardens

68. admiring yourself after you cry

69. stormy nights

70. double rainbows

71. festivals

72. craft fairs

73. the fair

74. your fav movie

75. new shoes

76. finding a new song you love

77. listening to a playlist an artist just released

78. Hot chocolate on a cold day

79. spending time w your fav person

80. cuddling with animals

81. The way the sun makes your eyes glow

82. the spark you get when talking abt your favorite thing

83. hot air balloons

84. overcoming a fear

85. finding a relationship w god

86. laughing with friends

87. the excitement to tell someone a new joke you learned

88. receiving compliments

89. the content feeling of a hardly worked day

90. pizza

91. telling someone no and standing by it

92. seeing new flowers bloom

93. watching nostalgic shows

94. smiling when you realize it's over

95. crying at weddings

96. watching old people hold hands

97. that feeling at 12:00am Jan 1st

98. funny coincidences

99. feeling attractive without makeup/that day

100. realizations of the better decisions you made

101. waking up another day without heartache

102. I love you, and best remember that❤️❤️

Whoops I mean 102 reasons to live💕

YOU ARE ENOUGH❤️

Creds: vanessapaniccia

[zibiscusloon]

Finally finished all the new episodes! Therefore I’m screaming all my thoughts at you guys cause I’m a dumb mess and you guys are the only people who tolerate my gibberish!

Jailbroken

-Oh my poor sweet idiots..

-oh lord they’re trying to escape-

-Let them out of the gay baby jail box! They’ve done nothing wrong! >:(

-I will continue to argue the absurdity of Inkwell Isles justice system. Cupsy & Mugsy steal cookies: jail time. Saltbaker attempts three counts of murder: community service-

-Mugman would make the best of prison-

-Miss Cyclops my beloved 💕

-Mugsy immediately being down to get out when he saw Cuphead get upset was genuinely wholesome 💕 (the two fight a lot this season so I treasure every wholesome moment-)

-They’re happy to be grounded akajshsj lmao-

Charmed and Dangerous

-Boys you ain’t getting those cookies sweeties stop trying

-Chalice! 💛💛💛

-Of course she has a mob after her

-She continues to a master of manipulation. Good for her.

-the Goat-

-they fucking stole his car-

-Hilda!! 💕💕

-Aaaandd they crashed-

-Oh hey! The mob! :D wait that’s bad-

-“Remember when I said I was lying about the angry mob? Well, the funny thing is, I was lying about lying about the angry mob!”

-“And it’s true. Chalice is a lying grifting friend-abandoning thief who-“ well damn Mugsy go off I guess-

-Boo! 👻

A High Seas Adventure!

-This is probably one of my favorites-

-BOYS PUT THOSE SWORDS DOWN OH LORD-

-Brineybeard! :D my favorite simp!

-Y’all are sleeping on “Sweets for me Sweet”, it’s genuinely catchy-

-I strive to be that parrot, sassy lil shit-

-💕💕CALA MARIA 💕💕

-He’s so in love-

-“Cala Marrrria!! Hiiiiii!!”

-“You talk to much.” Her.. her voice 😳

-THEY BROKE HIS FUCKING LEGS-

-Yes! Slay Queen! We live a girl loving being an absolute monster!

-Same Mugsy-

-Briney is respectful and I feel everyone forgets that. Won’t call Cala anything she doesn’t wanna be called.

-Overall I was a huge Calabeard shipper back in like 2017 so this episode really made me happy-

-Mugsy’s a real pirate 💕🥹

Another Brother

-How the hell do they get into town now that I think about it- there’s a hug ass cliff there-

-Protective Mugsy-

-Ew Bowlboy-

-Boys please get along once this season-

-“Chess?!! Without helmets???!!!”

-He.. he wants to.. be.. Cuphead. Stay away from my boy you lil shit-

-Anddd goodbye Bowlboy! You creepy lil shit! (affectionate & derogatory)

Sweet Temptation

-And Cuphead knows no self restraint. Who’s really shocked.

-Mugsy how the hell is your Candy not expired. Also who the fuck eats candy like that-

-Cupsy got the boot 😔

-Hey! Sugarland!

-*gasp* BARONESS!! 💕💕

-She’s cursed? Can we get more of her lord please-

-Lmao Cupsy knows what’s up- I’m genuinely shocked he had enough common sense to know the classic lured to eat candy by some lady who wants to eat me routine-

-Gee. Wonder when these two specific rules will be broken.

-And they’re immediately broken.

-Oh lord she really is deranged-

-My lil gummy and ginger boys 🥺 oh lord don’t eat them-

-Whippet Creampup is genuinely scary what the hell-

-KETTLE NO-

The I Scream Man

-Mugsy faking sick- ..I can’t say shit I’ve done it before.

-“Errands!!” :D

-My boy wants to be a pirate so bad it’s so cute-

-Calamug shippers y’all are winning this episode with his lil crush. Not my cup of tea but good for y’all. ☺️

-Ice Cream Man- (derogatory)

-Imma be honest and say I honestly thought he was Bowlboy disguised to torment Mugman. He has Bowlboy vibes.

-MUGSY PUT THE CONE DOWN-

-Don’t throw sprinkles in my boy’s eyes!! >:v

-Aaaannnd reading ruined.

-DON’T YOU RUN MY BOY OVER- >:V

-His stupid ass hat-

-.. He spoiled the book. KILL HIM-

-Feral Mugman is best Mugman.

Piano Lesson

-Look at my baby 🥹 living his dream- oh it is a dream. Oh.

-My grandpa always sings this old song about crawdads and I may have hummed it the entirety of the episode because they kept showing up-

-Hey Ludwig! He’s an NPC guy! :)

-Bitch how is you’re limo that long-

-Moogman

-My baby is trying his best ok-

-As a former piano student. Yes Mugman. That instrument is actual hell ti get to sound right.

-Hey! Look at Cupsy! My boy doing great- 🥰 MUGMAN NO-

-“What have I told you about using my hedge trimmer’s to mutilate your brother?”

-And more unhinged Mugman-

-Ludwig! You dirty thief! >:V

-Oh lord and he’s fucking dead-

-That moment at the end was genuinely cute-

Release the Demons!

-My other favorite episode 💕

-Honestly I feel Devil on the anger issues- same dude- same-

-Henchman is trying his best-

-“And of course! He couldn’t name twinkle twinkle little star!!!!-“

-And.. they’re all dead-

-Lil baby Cuphead & Mugman- 🥺🥺🥹🥹🥹

-Their lil coats are so cute-

-💕DICE!!💕

-“And then he had this ..sweater! And it was invisible, and impenetrable, and dumb-“

-Dice Henchman friendship?-

-Hey! I like the funny lil round boy! Hope nothing bad happens to him! (I was soon to be wrong-)

-I love how the gate to Hell is just.. there. Anyone in Inkwell Isles can just go through it.

-Dice you gotta get in your work to!

-And he’s a smooth talker like always

-Have I mentioned how cute Cuphead & Mugman are this episode?

-NOOOO!! LIL ROUND BOY!! DICE WHY-

-Devil in a towel Devil in a towel Devil in

-The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse?!- 👀

-annndd they want pie.

-Cuphead is (legally) free!! :D (Devil clearly doesn’t care but I’m still happy for my boy)

-Stickler you bold lil shit-

-I’ve actually been wondering if the sweater affected all demons or just the Devil. So this answers my question.

-This episode exists to ruin Devil’s day.

Dead Broke

-Chalice! 💛 my favorite spooky girl!

-ICE CREAM MAN- (double derogatory)

-This plan actually completely works on paper. Just saying.

-Sally Stageplay!! :D she’s rocking her outfit can I just say- slay Queen!

-“Do you have any idea what’s it like to be stuck in the same house as your sibling, day in and day out?” “Yep.” Felt that-

-Feel this is supposed to be a reference to how Chalice kept getting kidnapped by ghosts in the game.

-NO!! MY BABIES ICE CREAM MONEY-

Rat’s All Folks!

-Well damn Elder Kettle what that fly ever do to you-

-Aw they’re making him a cake (oh. It’s so he’ll do something for them. Seems about right.)

-Werner Werman!! The bastard! :D

-“We don’t know that’s how he got in.” “That’s how I got in.”

-Cheeky bastard-

-He ate the cake!! >:V damnit-

-Stop torturing my boys please-

Say Cheese

-Another fight

-AMUSEMENT PARK- MOVIES- AMUSEMENT PARK- MOVIES- AMUSEMENT PARK- MOV-

-Look at them in their dumb lil suits-

-Kettle’s dark origin story-

-OH LORD WHERE’D HE GET A FLAMETHROWER- (He just.. has that in the back of his truck??)

-Guess it’s bully Elder Kettle hours

-Mugman who’s side are you on-

-Kettle put the golf club down-

-I like that bee cop lady-

-Oh my gosh they’re still wanted-

-Shouldn’t the statue of limitation on Kettle’s charges be up?? I don’t know the statue on limitation on arson but he did that in his youth and he’s an ol grandpa now-

-Yeah! Family mugshots! :D

Lost in the Woods

-This whole episode is just the grasshopper and the ant in some way

-Don’t split up- annnddd they split.

-Cupsy just get bullied by wildlife for 14 minutes

-Lil feral Cuphead lil lil feral Cuphead lil fer-

-How the hell did he- Mugsy you should go into real estate! Look how quick you made that cabin!

-Mugsy tries to kill Cuphead this season: Part 2!

-Cuphead’s such a lil gremlin this episode-

The Devil’s Pitchfok

-My other favorite episode! (That also hurts me-)

-It’s a beautiful day in Inkwell Hell! *distant screaming*

-Devil is such a pathetic lil cat man- feel that-

-The writer is- audacious- I mean go off dude write an article dissing the fucking Devil-

-He deserves to have fun! :D burn that city down!

-Mugsy is just the type of older brother who unknowingly embarrasses you-

-Devil & Henchman getting all giddy about Devil’s work is genuinely so wholesome-

-De-Dev you forgot something- andddd he’s gone. This won’t go horribly wrong.

-And they found it- oh lord now there’s fire-

-Mugsy, sweetie, never change.

-Think they’ve just killed people with pasta

-He made Mount Mugmore! 🥹 That’s so cute- oh hi Devil.

-Mugsy & Cupsy bully Devil, part.. uh.. lost track at this point.

-“Goodbye to Cuphead.”

-NOOOOOOOOO!!

-Dude the fucking guilt on his face-

-NOOOOOOOOOOOOO-

[sappynapper]

Animated movies marathon hcs :] x ccs dream, karl, + george

cws: food mentioned in all, gn!reader (reader sings along to female character in dream’s though?), fluff!!

Dream

Florida man = Disney stan i don’t make the rules

It all starts bc he wants to watch the lion king w you

so you bundle up together on the sofa with all the stuff off his bed and a bunch of snacks he found in the cupboard

he kins simba 100% lmao

you tease him for it but actually it’s so cute

your little sunshine lion boy 🥺

you guys sing along to simba and nala’s parts in just can’t wait to be king and can you feel the love tonight

using half empty cookie boxes as microphones

then you don’t watch hercules so much as point out all the massive inaccuracies and make a bunch of nerdy percy jackson references lmao

sap wanders in to steal snacks and call you losers (he has a point)

won’t say i’m in love goes hard though

you put bolt on afterwards to make fun of mr wastaken but it backfires when he turns off the film and just tickles you until you surrender

Karl

Undeniably has the best taste in animated movies

he’s basically an expert at this point

ofc you start with ratatouille

karl is literally quoting it line for line as it plays

nerd (you are simping)

the movie makes you hungry like immediately though so you pause and spend literally an hour deciding on a bunch of fancy food to order

karl’s using what you ordered to reenact the cheese and strawberries flavour bit, he’s so adorable omg

next up is finding nemo

something about underwater films is so relaxing and you watch the whole film peacefully while you digest your dinner, his arms around your waist and your hands in his hair

karl insists that you go on an aquarium date with him as soon as possible so you can see real clownfish

you stick on wall-e next because you have immaculate taste and want to cry apparently

low-key you don’t remember wall-e being so romantic but it is??

every time the robots hold hands karl squeezes yours, and when they do their little zap-kiss he leans over and gives you little nose and forehead kisses 🥲

George

You start by watching Luca for the first time as your date night movie

pizza and ice cream while you watch ofc

george parrots all the italian phrases in this dumb af accent and you’re both just giggling uncontrollably the whole way through

except at the train bit, then you’re giggling through the tears because it’s sad but george is making these silly pouty faces at you

making fun of you for crying?? he’s so mean :(((

watching it puts you in the kids movie mood and then you find out george has never seen aristocats and that settles it

he starts being all cute and cuddly while you’re watching it, especially at the classic “wow! your eyes really are like sapphires!” bit 🥺

he sings along to everybody wants to be a cat (shit is catchy) so you call him your little meow meow shdjfkkslf he’s indignant lmao

you put on ice age afterwards bc ultimate comfort movie vibes

you both do the thing where you point at all the ugly animals with questionable early 2000s animation like “that’s you”

but it ends up being too comforting i guess bc you both fall asleep tangled up on the sofa before diego’s even started his redemption arc

[angryschnauzer]

Blackwater Lake - Chapter 1

Summary: There’s a little town high in the mountains where everyone has a secret, and every family has something that makes them unique. In Blackwater Lake those that are outcast by nature come together. 

Characters: Werewolf!Captain Syverson, Werewolf!Female Reader, Vampire!Walter Marshall.

Warnings (for this chapter, all small mentions but warning just in case): Breastfeeding, Accidental Cutting Injury/Blood loss, blood transfusions. This chapter contains no sex scenes or scenes of a sexual nature.

A continuation of previous Werewolf!Sy stories Moonlight on the Sand and Castle Under The Stars. This will be a series of stand alone stories/2 parters, which will revolve around the residents of the town, with some recurring characters.

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Blackwater Lake - Chapter 1

The late spring day brought pleasant scents and mouth watering flavours, Blackwater Lake’s town May day parade in full flow as you held two month old Luna in her carrier to your chest, turning to smile at your husband Sy as he balanced Mikey on his shoulders so your son could watch the floats whilst they slowly cruised past. You knew he would be most excited about the Fire Department bringing their trucks past. At the first whoop of the siren Mikey squealed with joy, the ice cream cone in his hand tipping slightly and setting a blob of blue bubblegum flavour gelato into Sy’s cheek;

“Hey, no wriggles! Its raining ice cream down here”

Pausing the consumption of your own cone you handed it to Sy as you reached into your bag and found a baby wipe, moving to wipe his cheek before stretching to wipe your son’s face. Finding a trash can to toss the wipe into, you smiled as you watched your two boys as they waved to the Fire Trucks, the crew making sure to honk their horns when they saw Sy.

Everyone in town loved Sy. You’d moved there together when you’d found out you were pregnant with Mikey, your army days behind you and wanting to seek somewhere quiet where you could live in the woods to allow for full moon runs whilst being close enough to civilisation to raise a family. The aging receptionist at the realtor had pulled you aside the second you’d arrived in their office when you’d visited the town, recognising one of her own as her nostrils had flared and she’d explained that there were ‘all sorts’ in the town. That was your first meeting with Edith, and you’d gone on to move in just up the mountain from her. Once Sy had finished in the Army and baby number two was on the way, he’d started working alongside retired detective Walter at his construction company where they specialised in commercial buildings. They were always on call for when businesses had emergencies, so had come to the aid of half the town after storms and accidents.

As the parade dragged on Luna woke, grumbling for a change and a feed. The two boys were transfixed with the parade and you’d lost your ice cream cone to Sy who was now mindlessly munching away on it. Tugging on his sleeve you caught his attention;

“Luna’s woken up, i’m gonna take her into Sue’s Coffee Shop to change her and give her a feed”

“Sure thing Darlin, we’ll come find you in a bit”

-

The coffee shop was quiet, its doors opened onto the sidewalk and as the radio played soft rock music, just one or two tables taken outside but the inside empty. Sue - the owner - smiled at you as you walked in;

“Hey Sue!”

“Hey there! What can I get'cha?”

“Can i get a decaf iced latte? I just need to change Luna if that’s ok?”

“Of course, no need to ask, the restroom is empty”

A couple of minutes later your little girl had a clean butt but was still grizzling, now hungry for your milk. Sue had set your drink onto a table in the corner, a soft window seat she knew you liked to sit at to feed. Settling in you pulled your cami top down and unhooked the strap of your nursing bra, helping Luna to latch on as she cried before a blissful quiet descended over you as she happily suckled on your breast. In the quiet of the coffee shop you reached for your drink and sipped on it, smiling down at your beautiful daughter as she gazed up at you;

“Hey there my little Luna, better now? Is that the good stuff? Yeah? Well that’s what your Daddy says it is…” you said with a whisper and a smirk.

“Hey”

The sudden greeting made you jump, looking up to see Walter standing near your table;

“Oh, Hi Walter”

“Sorry…” he glanced away, averting his eyes from where you were feeding; “I just asked if you wanted anything?”

“Oh no, i’m fine, i’ve got a coffee… but you’re welcome to join me if you like? Sy and Mikey will be along once the Parade’s over”

Nodding once the quiet man went to order before returning with what looked like a quad espresso but faltering when it came to taking a seat;

“Where did you want me to sit?”

“Oh anywhere you like” you shifted Luna as she had finished on one breast, hooking that side up before shifting and moving her to the other breast. You’d mastered the art of switching breasts without revealing anything, the baby's head blocking any view of a nipple, and you were a vehement supporter of breast feeding - in fact any feeding - and had been known to get into loud shouting matches with anyone that told you to cover up something that was completely natural.

“I mean, i don’t want Sy to think i’m here oggling his wife’s tits”

Laughing, you kicked out a soft chair with your foot;

“This is fairly low, take this one and here…” you moved the upright menu on the table in front of Luna’s head, knowing that she would now be shielded from view and with your breast, and saving Walter’s embarrassment.

Just as Walter sat down Sue brough over his sandwich, the scent of it hitting your nostrils and making your stomach audibly growl;

“Oh wow, what is that?”

“A steak wrap with chimichurri sauce” he lifted one half and offered it to you, but you shook your head.

“Thanks, but that’s just a little too rare for me… looks like a good veterinarian could bring it back to life”

Walter laughed as you called out to Sue, ordering one of the same.

“You want yours still mooing too?”

“Medium, please” you laughed as she nodded and walked away.

As she cooked your meal you turned back to Walter. You’d had a few conversations with him over the 11 months he and Sy had worked together, but knew very little about him apart from his reputation of being quiet and surly, generally sleep deprived and a little pale most of the time. He’d been medically retired from the Police Department after an accident where he’d lost a lot of blood and had never fully recovered.

As Luna happily fed and Walter devoured his sandwich you sipped on your drink, watching with curiosity as the man ate in silence, savouring each bloody bite. When he finally crumpled the napkin onto the plate and sat back he caught you watching him;

“What? Do i have something on my face?”

“No” you laughed softly; “Just watching how quickly you devoured that sandwich. Rachel not feeding you at home?”

Walter’s face dropped;

“She left”

“Oh fuck. I’m sorry Walter, i wouldn’t have said anything if i’d known”

“S’ok. She got fed up with the way i lived my life, but i can’t change who i am”

“True”

Just then Sy and Mikey came running into the coffee shop;

“Hi Darlin! Hi Sue! Hi Walt… be right back, Jnr has a bathroom emergency!”

The two Syverson boys disappeared into the restroom, and you could clearly hear Sy’s voice;

“Point! POINT IT AT THE TOILET! That’s it, stand on your tippy toes… there we go! Got here in time!”

You suppressed a laugh, Walter raising his eyebrows;

“Potty training?”

“Uh-huh… it's been a challenging few weeks to say the least, but Mikey wanted to give it a go”

The sound of the dryer could be heard as Sy and Mikey reappeared, Sy giving you double thumbs up from behind his son who ran to you;

“A perfect aim Darlin, no leaks. Think this deserves a cookie!”

As Mikey squealed with joy you groaned;

“Sy… not more sugar! He’ll be up all night. Mikey, honey, how about some fries?”

“And Eggies?” Mikey asked

“Sure thing honey, get Daddy to ask Sue”

As the afternoon wore on and the boys chatted, you listened as Sy and Walter discussed work stuff, Luna sleeping peacefully in your arms as you ate with Mikey. Finally glancing at your watch you motioned to Sy the time;

“Hun, i’ve gotta go collect our meat order from Walkers Meats”

“Oh yeah, sure. Here…” He opened his wallet and peeled off a bunch of $20’s as he turned to Walter; “She makes the best Steak Tartare… it's unbelievable”

“You make that?” Walter asked

Angling Luna into her carrier sling you adjusted the straps and nodded;

“Sure do! Hey, did you want to join us for dinner?”

“Yeah, join us!” Sy parroted; “And before you say anything, you wouldn’t be intruding”

With a weak smile Walter nodded;

“Sure, that’ll be nice. I gotta go to the lumber yard before though… pick out the stuff for next week's job”

You noticed that Mikey had finished his meal and was looking sleepy, holding your hand out to him he slid off the chair and stood next to you;

“How about I take the kids home, Sy you catch a ride with Walter?”

With everyone happy with the arrangements you made your way along main street to where Sy had parked his enormous truck, helping Mikey into his seat before unlatching Luna and settling her into her carrier. They were both fast asleep by the time you got to the drivers seat. 

You managed to park directly outside the door to Walkers Meats, and Freya the weekend girl helpfully brought everything out to you when you called inside that the kids were asleep in the car and you didn’t want to leave them.

-

Dinner had been fun. The two kids were peacefully sleeping as the three adults chatted after the meal, before you finally stood to load the dishwasher and start hand washing the items that couldn’t go in there. Just as you were about to start you heard a cry from the kids, Sy standing;

“It’s Mikey, i’ll go”

As you started to handwash the various knives and delicate glasses, Walter stood at your side to dry items, the two of you talking casually before you let out a cry and pulled your hand from the soapy bowl of water. The dark crimson of your blood flowed from your finger, the knife you’d forgotten you’d put in the sink the cause;

“Fuck… hand me a towel…” you asked Walter, but were surprised when he sucked in a sharp intake of breath and turned, hunching over. Clutching your hand to your chest, you were surprised by his reaction, before he suddenly turned and you let out a shriek.

Sy appeared at the doorway in a panic before rushing to you, wrapping a napkin around your hand before he finally turned to look at Walter;

“What the fuck…”

Walter was pale, paler than usual, but that wasn’t what shocked the pair of you. No, it was the fact his eyes were pure white except for dark pools for his pupils, and as he opened his mouth to speak you saw his fangs;

“It’s… it’s the blood…” he gasped out; “It drives me…”

Sy wrapped his arm around your shoulders, but looked at his friend as he slumped onto the floor, shaking and sobbing;

“Think we need a chat Walt”

-

The three of you sat around the kitchen table, a hefty glass of scotch in front of each of you as Walter spoke;

“So umm yeah… this is why i left the Department. Went into a supposedly abandoned building, but it wasn’t empty. Two what we thought were junkies in there, looked like they were frail and would snap in a keen wind, but they had this strength and speed… They overpowered me, latched onto my neck. Drained my blood, and when the last drop was about to pass their lips one of my officers finally found me and shot them. They bled into me. The EMT’s took me to New Mercy and gave me a massive blood transfusion, and treated me for severe anemia… well guess what, the fangs and fucked up eyes were a surprise a few weeks after i was discharged”

You sat wide eyed and mouth agape, not touching your drink;

“I have so many questions...”

“Okay”

“Garlic. Crosses. Being invited in. Sunlight…”

Walter chuckled;

“Most a load of complete bollocks. Garlic? Well you put some in your steak tartare didn’t you? In fact it helps with the anemia. Crosses? No issue. Being invited in, again that’s just rubbish. Sunlight however… why do you think i’m so pale, huh? Have to wear factor 50 all the damn time otherwise i end up looking like a Maine Lobster at a cookout”

Both you and Sy were transfixed, Walter chatting away but his eyes hadn’t returned to normal and his fangs occasionally caught on his lip as he spoke.

“What ‘bout blood then?” Sy asked

Walter cleared his throat;

“Well, i’ve been making do with cows blood since Rachel left”

“You used to suck her blood?” you asked in a high pitched voice

Again Walter cleared his throat, this time just the faintest hint of a blush crept over his cheeks above his beard;

“Err yeah, about once a month… but she had enough in the end and left”

“I got another question” Sy interjected; “Why are your fangs still out?”

Although he answered Sy, Walter looked directly at you;

“Because she’s bleeding”

You looked down at your hand, puzzled as the wound had now sealed, before it hit you;

“Oh… I should go and sort that out”

Sy caught up quickly, glancing at the back of your dress;

“You’re fine Darlin, Walt caught it in time”

When you returned to the kitchen the two men had knocked back their drinks, Sy pouring another hefty glass for the pair of them. Pouring your drink into Sy’s you smiled at him;

“Luna won’t appreciate it”

Making yourself a herb tea you sat down next to Sy, leaning on his shoulder as you sipped your tea. Walter cleared this throat;

“You two have taken this a lot better than i envisioned anyone would… better than Rachel did…”

You looked up at Sy and smiled, his own grin crossing over his face before he nodded and you both turned to Walter as Sy spoke;

“Oh… we have a bit of understanding of this kinda thing”

With the full moon starting tomorrow night you knew that you could both force your eyes to turn orange, the bright ring of fire in your irises flaming like a pyre, shocking Walter so much he slipped back on his chair and fell to the floor. Greeted by both of you giggling, he pulled himself back up using the table as he righted his chair, knocking back the rest of his glass;

“What… the… FUCK?”

[askmyocsfromseveralfandoms]

Ocs!

GF:

Daisy Frost

Elmer Frost

CRK:

Pumpkin Cookie

Pumpkin Spice Cookie

Sugar Glazed Pumpkin Cookie

Magician Cookie

Whipped Cream Cookie

S’mores Cookie

Milk Chocolate Cookie

Pharaoh Cookie

Strawberry Shortcake Cookie

Snow Cone Cookie

Sea Weed Cookie

I have 936 but here are my main ocs-

HSC:

Angel Calvin

Alexander Allens

PW:

Angel May

Annie May

Ciara Layes

Ciera Layes

Amy Debeste

Dennis Tainne

Lianne Coleman

Lio Coleman

Liana Coleman

Jonathan Deiluv

John Deiluv

Clara Williams

Mathew P. Rick

Veronica Jules

Phay Saj

Alexander Koi

Michael Rollans

FNF:

Amelia Monique

Noe

Victoria/Ria

Marlie

Potato

Fries

Among Us:

Wolfpup

DumMeatBread

Potato Fries

Harry Potter:

Noel Silver

Lexi Silver

Mel Silver

FNAF:

Alexander(Alex)

Alexandra(Alexa)

Allen

Pepa Parrot

Luis Lynx

Hyla Hydra

TSP:

Maddie Rider

Author

Gem Rose

Grace Rays/Gay-mer #24

TD:

Emmie Silver (No,she is not related to Noel Silver)

Ginna Summers

Damien Michel

James Prince “JP” Jones

Apollo Mendez

Amy Mendez

Lia Shane

Lio Shane

Ellie Mina

Eliza Mina

M Mendoza

Mika Mendoza

Object Shows:

[CAP]

Paper Bag

Glasses

Guitar

Speakers

Colored Paper

Backpack

Tomato

Fork

Curtain

Scissors

Pool float

Pumpkin

Baguette

Churro

Chocolate donut

Coloring book

Crayons

Oil pastels

Laptop

Fan

Beanie

Picture frame

Drawing tablet

Notebook

Colored pencil

C4

Daggers

Daisy

Flower Pot

Spinning Ballerina

Daisy Seed

Wine glass

Water pitcher

Cream Puff

Camera

Snake

Crystal Ball

Hand Mirror

Magic Wand

Card Stack

Blob

Glitch

Charger

Keys

Ice Cream

Stylus

Bowtie

Apron

Trumpet

Violin

Halo

Amulet

Muffin

Invisible Wall

Lighter

Fur Ball

Gun

Gift Box

Boxing Glove

Spring

Lamp

Pillow

Google Translate

Meme

Sunglasses

Crown

Tiara

Bumble Bee

Air

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Google

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[kanene-yaaay]

Full of Life

Random Notes: This fanfic contains Cheer Up Tickles, Mouth Tickles, Rapberries, Tickly Kisses, Gang Up Tickles, Nice Nicknames, Light Angst, Hurt/Comfort, Fluff and the power of friendship. This fic is about 3.000 words. This fic is Lee!Patton with Ler!Logan and Ler!Roman with also implied Lee!Logan. Virgil is mentioned. I did not prrofreaded this yet :’v.

Kanene’s Notes: Heya!! Holy gosh, I started this fic with a very clear direction in mind and then proceeded to ignore it xDD. Gosh, I literally forgot how natural writing can feel. I hope you have as fun reading this as I did writing it. <3

[~*~]

Patton was not sure how Logan knew about the Blanket Rule, but he did. Maybe they talked about this one day.

 About how, when Patton opened Logan's door and immediately went to hide under the grey comforter of his friend's room, that meant he didn't want any kind of contact. No touches. No words. No acknowledgment.

 And Logan respected that. He was just so good like that.

 Actually, in Patton's opinion, Logan was amazingly good at a handful of things, but especially in dealing with sad days.

 They didn't expect sad days to go as smoothly as they did in each others' company, but now that they lived through tough and hard moments, it really couldn't go any other way.

 Logan, for his part, didn't know how to comfort and preferred the silence instead of the possibility of saying the wrong thing and upsetting the person further, obligating him to deal with things he hardly understood, such as feelings. And, in Patton's turn, he would rather cry and let himself feel all the bad emotions far away from any judgmental eyes or unsolicited advices.

 Now, Patton wasn't really sure what he had to offer on Logan's Bad Days, but the other confirmed that he helped with such certainty and unavoidable security that it left no other options than trusting on his words.

 Patton trusted him. A lot.

 The cat lover mused this sentence on his brain, trying to focus better on his senses than the overwhelming thoughts that fought desperately for his attention. It was also good that Logan's house wasn't the quietest, too. Above the heat that started to bring his mind to the present and to the now, Patton could hear the sound of Roman in the kitchen, talking fiercely on the phone, hitting by accident - between curses and 'Who the hell put this here?' - cabinets, pans and bouncy containers.

 He chuckled. It was a low sound, barely there.

 But still.

There was also the quiet sound of Logan moving the books and cups from his table, turning on his computer and typing.

 Also, there were cars passing outside. Cars filled with people and sometimes even pets. There were purring cats and lazy dogs and families out there. Stars and fireflies and kids laughing because their parents finally gave in and bought them ice cream before dinner. There was the wind ruffling someone else's hair, a parrot learning new words and an old couple enjoying a cup of coffee on a low night who could, as well, be found outside.

 There was so much life outside.

 His hand touched his chest and Patton felt his heartbeats and the way his torso would go up and down at every breath. The way the comforter squished under his fingers in a feeling of soft and secure and...

 There was life inside too.

 There was a vivid life in the way Logan put one of their favorite movies, letting the opening to fly unashamed across the room in a silent invitation.

 There was life in the way Patton knew that, the moment he opened the door, the smell of baked goodies would fill his senses and his heart.

 And in the way the stars kept their light and the planets their rotation and meteors continued to fly around that gigantic amount of things we call the Universe, as if nothing else really mattered.

 And...

 And maybe that was true.

 Maybe, while the stars were in the sky, the cats continued to purr, a child kept bothering their parents for a snack and best friends kept caring about you during your bad days...

  Maybe then nothing else mattered.

 Patton pushed the blanket away from him, taking a deep breath. 

 It was much less stuffy outside.

 "Logan." The other turned in his direction immediately, fondly scoffing when he found the other making grabby hands in his direction. A couple of seconds later his hoodie was flying across the room and falling from Patton's awaiting arms, since his skill of catching things was still a work in progress.

 After a few seconds and a couple more, Patton found himself melting on his friend's half hug, watching the movie - which had to be played again from the beginning, since when Patton arrived it was already in the middle of the plot’s clímax, but neither commented on it - and barely jumping on the bean bag when Roman opened the door with no discretion.

 "If that is a sad movie that I hear I will slay you all. Except for you, Patty Cake, I will fight for you." He came in, phone still pressed between his shoulder and ear, his hands too occupied in not letting the bows full of cookies, popcorn, chocolate and a lonely pot of ice cream to fall. He lightly hit Patton's thigh with his foot. "Move, I'm gay."

 "Hi gay, I’m Patton." He chuckled, that time it sounded a bit stronger.

 "We are not eating this absurd amount of sugar." Logan replied, profusely ignoring Patton's pun.

 "Thank you for your input, Microsoft Nerd." Roman answered with a joyful, fake tune, totally unfazed by Logan's half not-amused and half but-also-not-surprised stare. "If you have any complaints in regards to the attendant's service we ask for you to fill a complaint form that will be carefully read by our team, who will do their best to apply the necessary changes in a near future. Roman's company-" a loud gasp cut his words when Logan forcefully grabbed one bowl and took part of the cookies and chocolates inside it. "Hey! This is mine!"

 "No, this is Virgil's. He won't be able to come for our movie night so he asked us to keep some food for him."

 "Do you think if we watch more movies we will be able to wait for him to come back?" Patton questioned.

 "I can't say for certain since I am not sure how long his date will be."

 Roman snorted. "If I taught him well, he is not coming for tonight. Gotta enjoy the-" Patton shoved a cookie on Roman's face, successfully stopping his sentence.

 "Nope!" He smiled, now proceeding to shove a cookie on his own mouth before trying to give Logan the same treatment, pouting when he saw that the other was already munching a sweet, eyeing him warily. He unpaused the movie. "He is my baby brother and I'm not thinking about that!"

 The movie night started quiet. For today, quiet was more than nice to Patton.

 Then, in the part when the protagonist learned that there was magic in her world, Logan grabbed his hand and started to trace lightly, in slow shapes all the way over the lines across his palm, his fingers sometimes traveling to his pulse and forearm in a few swirls before going back to the previous spot. A small, however permanent smile began to gleam on Patton’s face.

 He knew this was going to happen. Logan was one of his first friends who discovered his liking for tickling somewhere on the beginning of their journey to their friendship, as well as how comforting that activity could be for him.

 A faint blush still dotted his cheeks when he thought about that. Today was not an exception, the soft touches made butterflies wiggle their wings in excitement on his tummy, a wobbly tune taking over his smile, especially when he saw Logan’s slight grin at his quiet reactions.

 Patton glued his eyes on the screen, refusing to acknowledge his friend’s antics, which led to a yelp escaping from his barriers when a hand rested on his side, pulling him closer to the half hug and sneaking a couple of pokes on the ticklish spot.

 “You good, Pat?” Roman quirked an eyebrow in his direction and Patton felt his face get hottier, giggles beginning to bubble in his throat when the pokes evolved to a drag of fingers that went up to his ribs and then down, back to his hips, blunt nails spiraling and teasing carefully the sensitive skin. He did his best to not squeal and squirm away.

 “Yes! I aham.” He beamed, trying to dislodge the walking tickles and dissipate the giddy energy spreading across his nerves. “I just really like this sce-eene!”

 Logan hummed innocently under Patton’s pout thrown in his direction, as if didn’t just squeeze his side right when he was talking. “I believe it’s an important scene for the plot, yes.”

  Roman squinted his eyes at the screen. "She's literally just asleep.”

 “Yeah!” Patton giggled, scrunching his nose as he did so. “I think that part is very-” Logan decided that was a very good time to concentrate his efforts on prodding and exploring every single ticklish inch of his right lowest rib, knowing very well each weak spot and wasting not a single effort to put his best friend in stitches. Patton felt his resolve break, uncontrollable titters pouring from his lips. “Funny!” He squealed. “Very, very funny!”

 “Really, can you explain why you think that, please?”

 “Logan!”

 “I am merely curious to understand your concept of humor, Patton.” Logan mused, finally letting go of his hand to attack his sides, making the cat lover to clap his hands on his mouth, hiding the snorts who were trying to fly from his lips. “Maybe I will even start to see why you’re so adamant on making so many puns on your daily basis.”

 Patton shook his head, giving up from trying to not react to his friend’s attack in order to wiggle away from his curious hands and silly scribbly fingers. Sadly, he ended up making the mistake of turning his back to Roman, who, watching the whole ordeal, let a devilish smirk take over his face.

 Before Patton could even protest against Logan’s words, two arms hugged him from bei, hands squirming to rest, in a mock of safety, on his armpits. “Hey, Specs, guess what!”

 “No! Roman!” Patton squeaked, kicking at the feeling of one more attack concentrated on another ticklish spot, crackles beginning to paint his laughter here and there as Roman’s fingers began to tease the skin, his thumbs just barely twitching on the place, fingers clawing at his high ribs. “No, no, please!”

 “Yes, Roman?” Logan answered, using the opportunity to give the other a break and stop his tickling.

 “You know what I realized? That Patty Cake here,” Patton’s giggles only got higher when Roman decided to nuzzle his neck, words coming out muffled as they hit the sensitive skin. “Who has the purest, sweetest dazzling smile, haven’t told us how amazing he is today.”

 “Nonono, please not this! Not this!” Patton turned to Logan, who was the more susceptible and within his field of view. He put the best puppy eyes he could muster through his giggles and uncontrollable titters that still fell from his lips. “Lo-lo,” he pouted in order to give his face a stronger power. Logan stared at him as a deed caught in the light. “Plehehea- nahaha!” A shriek flew from his mouth. “Roman, not fair!”

 Roman smirked, dramatically preparing himself for another raspberry.

 “Don’t even think about using your evil Puppy Eyes on our defenseless Microsoft Nerd!” He drowned Logan’s protest by making Patton shriek with another attack. Peals of loud laughter filled the room when he decided to release smaller raspberries, traveling from one side to other of the cat lover’s neck.

“Anyway,” Logan ruffed, concentrating a sea of squeezes on Patton’s knees as a revenge, relishing in the way his blush travelled over all his face when snorts and squeals began to become more and more frequent. “You were talking about making Patton tell us something?”

“Oh, yeah! I was thinking about being really nice today, since our dear Laffy Taffy Patty looks a bit tired.” As the words came out of his mouth, Roman changed his technique to something softer, watching amused as Patton wiggled non when he decided to drag his fingers on his sides, scribbling them to his chin - and, of course, resting a couple of kisses on his neck, he wasn’t a monster - and them tapping his way down, this time choosing to give a bit of attention to his shaky tummy. “So we could just make him admit something small and simple, really! You won’t even notice when the words come out, dear!” He changed his attention to the victim on his arms, hugging him close and nuzzling him.

“Please! Not there, not there!!” Patton tried to dislodge the other’s tickly affection from his ears and neck, but being constantly distracted by Logan, who kept sneaking horribly, unbearable scratches to the sensitive skin under his knees everytime he stopped trying to pry his hands from his legs. “I wihihill give you my cohohokies! All of them! Plehehease.”

“That is very kind of you, Patton. However, I think it isn’t very polite of you to interrupt Roman like that.” Logan tsked, now letting  go of both his knees to concentrate his efforts in tormenting the weak spots of just one. “Please, I do ask for you to refrain from laughing about such a serious matter. I can almost believe you’re not taking your cheering up as seriously as we are.”

“I am! I am!!”

“Then why are you laughing?”

“Because you-” he snorted, shaking his head and closing his eyes. “You are t-tickling me!”

Logan’s eyes lit up with mischief, a playful wink being thrown at Roman’s direction before he returned his gaze to the previously-sad friend. “I can guarantee you I am not.” 

“Falsehohohood!”

“Very well.” The one with an unicorn onesie lifted his arms, crossing them on his chest just as the other attacker also stopped his tickling. “See? I am not even touching you. And yet you’re still giggling yourself silly as, ah, Roman would say.”

Patton clamped his mouth shut, trying to keep the remainescent giggles trapped on his chest, a slight feeling of dejavu hitting him. He shook his head.

“No? You’re not a Smiley Laffy Taffy, you say?”

“Stop stealing my sweet nicknames!”

Just as the one with a big, truly gigantic smile would shake his head again, his giggling actually being subdued, Roman decided that was just the perfect moment to vibrate his hands on his lower stomach, his barrier crumbling, again, in a matter of seconds.

“Roman!”

“I see.” Logan mused, in between Patton’s high pitched squeaks when the other failed to cease his attack. “So, you're a serious case of Giggle Bug.”

“Am not!” He cried in protest, holding Roman’s pulse, not really trying to push it away.

“Oh, no!” Roman dramatically cried, fishing more laughter from the puppy lover. “What are we going to do Patton? Are we doomed to hear your cute, amazing giggly giggles and delightful laughter forever and ever and ever? What shall we do, Specs?”

Logan sighs, deep and serious, adjusting his glasses. “I fear there is nothing we can do except mitigate this unfortunate situation. As you can see…” Logan poked Patton’s torso, prodding some of the most ticklish ribs with a tiny, soft smile when the other bounced around, happy yelps pouring from his lips. He cleaned his throat, going back to the character. “This ribcage is full of all sorts of trapped squeals, snorts, squeaks, titters and giggles. As Patton’s friends, we must free them all to help him.”

“Crofters!” Patton suddenly blurted out, his laughter almost making the words untelligible. “I will tell you where Ro-ro keeps his Crof-nahahaha!” Patton squirmed when Roman kneaded his hips, a mischief glint still present on his smile. “Rohohoman!”

“Dishonesty! Trickery! Treason!” The one with red pajamas protested with a betrayed shriek. “Patton! After all the adventures we had gone through, after accepting you in my family as a brother, how could you do that to me? Oh, jail for friend! Jail for the Giggle Bug for one thousand of years!”

“I am sorry! I am very sahahaharrey!” Patton’s eyes widened when he saw Roman form a claw with his both hands, slowly descending them to his belly. “Waitwaitwait! Ro! Ro-ro! Ple-please!”

“No can do, Patty Cake.” Roman sighed in faux sadness, wiggling his fingers for a good effect. “Now I have no alternative except having to getcha, getcha, getcha! Your yummy tummy is all mine, now. ~”

But then nothing happened.

Roman’s hands stopped, leaving a puddle of giggly Patton to basically melt more in his embrace, lost in titters and phantom tickles.

“Oh,” Roman said, carefully, the tune of his voice making a shiver run across Logan’s spine. “Hello, Logan.”

Logan accepted his fate, trying another experimental squeeze at the dramatic friend’s side and receiving, just like his first try a few seconds ago, no reaction. He sighed. “I presume you’re not ticklish on your sides, then.”

“And I presume it just takes the mention of Crofters to make you turn the tables.” Roman gave Patton a last quick kiss on his neck, gaining another happy giggle before ruffling his hair. “Excuse me, Giggly Bug, it seems like our dear Blushy Bear is craving for a bit of my tickly attention right now.”

Patton hugged his sides, smile shiny as the sun, the clouds which previously assaulted him haven been already disappeared for a long time, now. His gleaming eyes glued on Logan, smile widening when he remembered he was the one who started everything.

“Get him, Ro-ro!”

And, as pleas and teases felt the air, Patton took another deep breath, letting his friends have some fun before he turned the tables at Roman, since he also deserved some good, nice tickles for being such a caring friend. Soon enough Logan’s laughter rang across the room and Patton only smiled wider.

Full of life, indeed.